Yolo
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Myracle, Lauren, 1969 –
Yolo / Lauren Myracle.
pages cm — (Internet girls, the)
ISBN 978-1-4197-0871-8 (hardback) —
ISBN 978-1-61312-504-5 (ebook)
[1. Instant messaging—Fiction. 2. Best friends—Fiction. 3.
Friendship—Fiction. 4. Interpersonal relations—Fiction. 5. Colleges and universities—Fiction.] I. Title. II. Title: You only live once.
PZ7.M9955Yol 2014
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CONTENTS
Fri, Sept 20, 4:30 PM P.D.T.
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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Fri, Sept 20, 4:30 PM P.D.T.
mad maddie:
YO, ANGELA, I’VE JOINED THE COLLEGE GIRL RANKS AT LAST!
mad maddie:
do I get my special beret now?
SnowAngel:
Maddie! my Cali girl!
SnowAngel:
rock on, UC Santa Cruz. you so smexy!
mad maddie:
girl, I will hit you on the head with a frying pan if you call me smexy. gross! boo!
mad maddie:
but. California. SO FRICKIN GORGEOUS.
mad maddie:
the sky is so blue and the forest is everywhere and there is sunshine sunshine sunshine, and I LOVE IT.
SnowAngel:
we have the sky and the sun in Georgia too, dumdum. and! omg! we also have s!
mad maddie:
is different here. is stunning. so are the students, as apparently it is the law that all California kids must have good genes. I might have to dye my hair blond.
SnowAngel:
yr hair is already blond
mad maddie:
eh, fair enough
SnowAngel:
so weird that yr JUST NOW starting the semester. do you realize that I’ve been at UGA for over a month? and that Zoe’s been at Kenyon for almost as long???
mad maddie:
why, yes, Angela, I do realize that.
mad maddie:
do you think I’ve lived in a time bubble for the last four weeks? do you think I wanted to stay in Atlanta—IN MY PARENTS’ HOUSE, WITH MY PARENTS WHO STILL USE TV TRAYS SO THEY CAN EAT TOTINO’S FROZEN PIZZA WHILE WATCHING “FAMILY GUY”—while you and Z were off having Adventure Time in your sparkly new lives?
SnowAngel:
aw, now. I’m sure yr parents heat up the pizza before eating it, silly.
mad maddie:
you’d be surprised
SnowAngel:
but seriously. it’s like Zoe and I are college grads, practically, while you’re still a wee freshman. *pats wee Maddie on her blondie head* *uses wee voice* look at you, wearing yr big girl college beret!
mad maddie:
hey, you need to be nice to me. the flight to California was five hours long—and the whole time I was strapped in next to a man who watched episode after episode of “House Hunters” on his tablet WITHOUT HEADPHONES.
SnowAngel:
“House Hunters” normal or “House Hunters International”?
mad maddie:
he was on a plane full of other ppl. how cld he not know to wear headphones? I kept wanting to say something to him, but I didn’t. and then I kept hoping that one of the flight attendants wld say something to him, but none of them did! ever!!!
SnowAngel:
I like “House Hunters,” even tho the couple already knows which house they’re going to buy before the show is filmed. did u know that?
mad maddie:
nope, and while I love you, I don’t really care.
mad maddie:
but I did some thinking on my long-ass flight and I had a very brilliant realization that I wld like to share with you.
mad maddie:
you know the expression “you only live once”?
SnowAngel:
as in yolo? *lifts eyebrows*
SnowAngel:
no, never heard of it. just like the ten-year-old my sister babysits has never heard of it, and just like my *grandmother* has never heard of it.
mad maddie:
har har har
mad maddie:
you and me and Zoe, we’ve all gone our own ways and we’re spread out all over the country and we’re, like, growing up and shit.
SnowAngel:
“growing up and shit.” You’ve gone all sophisticated, college girl.
mad maddie:
but just cuz we’re growing up doesn’t mean we have to grow apart.
SnowAngel:
Maddie, that’s so corny! you’re so adorable!!!
mad maddie:
and with that in mind, I have a plan for keeping us together.
SnowAngel:
does it include finishing my business hw for me? cuz shocking as it is, I wld actually NOT like to weigh in on how modern control theory is used in evaluating economic conditions.
SnowAngel:
MY BUSINESS CLASS IS SOOOOOO BORING!
mad maddie:
I feel for you. back to what *I* was saying. I just think we shld—
mad maddie:
shit
SnowAngel:
you think we should shit?
mad maddie:
my orientation leader is calling everyone over for a group activity. I’ve gotta go.
SnowAngel:
hold on. you think we shld what?
mad maddie:
tell ya later. will call as soon as I can.
SnowAngel:
don’t use drugs! drugs make you stoopid! that’s what the orientation person’s going to tell you!
mad maddie:
kk, I won’t. don’t u either!
Fri, Sept 20, 7:39 PM E.D.T.
SnowAngel:
Maddie made it to California! yaaaaaay!
zoegirl:
I know, cuz I saw her pic of the UC Santa Cruz sign.
zoegirl:
did you talk to her? is she thrilled to finally be there?
zoegirl:
did you tell her what’s going on with me and Doug?
SnowAngel:
no, cuz she just got there.
SnowAngel:
and I’m totally not saying this to be insensitive, but the stuff with Doug is really just . . . well . . . more of the same, isn’t it?
SnowAngel:
altho you know I am always here and that I am hugging you from . . . however many states there are b/w GA and Ohio!
SnowAngel:
hey, quick question, my smartie friend. just randomly asking, but . . . however many states *are* there b/w GA and Ohio?? ten? twelve? four and a half?
zoegirl:
two. but you’re right. let’s change the subject.
SnowAngel:
okeydoke
SnowAngel:
in that case, I will share with you that I kinda want to strangle my roommate and burn her with fire.
zoegirl:
oh, that Lucy. what did she do now?
SnowAngel:
to start with, I think she’s stealing from me. I will save that topic for another time, however.
SnowAngel:
what I’m annoyed about right now is her bad attitude. last night we had an all-dorm BBQ, and she rolled her eyes right out of her head when everyone sang the Georgia fight song, which goes like this:
SnowAngel:
Gooooooo, Dawgs! Sic ‘em! Woof, woof, woof!
zoegirl:
huh
zoegirl:
wow
SnowAngel:
it takes one’s breath away. I know.
SnowAngel:
but Lucy, who as you know IS ALSO A FRESHMAN AT UGA, showed no love for the poor little Georgia Bulldogs. and then later she started an Instagram account for “UGA Haters.” isn’t that so tacky?
SnowAngel:
she used a pic of a confederate flag, which happens to be hanging in the window of one of the frat houses.
zoegirl:
ew
SnowAngel:
ew to the flag or ew to Lucy’s hate page?
zoegirl:
both
SnowAngel:
AND she’s been making snide remarks about the Greek system in general. she thinks I’m a horrible person for joining a sorority, even tho the Alpha Zetas wld NEVER hang a confederate flag anywhere.
zoegirl:
did she say that on her hate page? I hate hate pages, btw.
SnowAngel:
she said that everyone who goes to Georgia is a redneck, a racist, or a beauty queen—or very possibly all three. AND she made fun of the woof-woof
song.
zoegirl:
SnowAngel:
so explain, please: why did Lucy enroll at a school she hates?
zoegirl:
state school? low tuition?
SnowAngel:
SnowAngel:
unhelpful
zoegirl:
yeah, well, Lucy may not be your new BFF (she better not be!), but at least you have a roommate.
SnowAngel:
puh-lease. having a single is living the dream, my friend. no sympathy points there.
zoegirl:
grrr. everyone says I’m soooo lucky to have gotten a single, but I don’t know.
zoegirl:
sometimes it’s nice . . .
zoegirl:
but sometimes it’s lonely.
SnowAngel:
I’d happily mail Lucy to you if I cld, but alas, I have yet to persuade her to climb into an envelope.
SnowAngel:
as for the lonely . . .
SnowAngel:
go ahead, toots. let it out. is there a new Doug installment since the awkward phone call installment?
zoegirl:
no. I’m just missing him like crazy.
zoegirl:
but our phone call this morning WAS awkward. something weird is definitely going on between us . . . but please don’t lecture me, because I already know I’m being pathetic.
zoegirl:
if Doug’s going to break up with me, he’s going to break up with me, right?
SnowAngel:
if Doug breaks up with you, he’s an idiot—and if there IS something weird going on, I’m sure it’s just the whole being at different colleges thing.