Bridal Favors - Engaged in Wickedness

by Jade Lee

  "No, Dribbs. I must not."

  "But if you don't, she will inevitably tell your sister that she was denied your presence. And then your sister will commence quietly sobbing in her bedroom because this wedding is already more than she expected and you will of course hear her or notice her red eyes. And then you will find out the reason for her tears and be furious with yourself for being such a callous brother. And then, my lord, you will instruct me most specifically to not allow you to say no to visitors anymore."

  "I would never say such a thing!" he said indignantly.

  "You did say such a thing just last week when your mother was distraught over a lost delivery of perfumes."

  "I most certainly..." His voice trailed away. Damnation. He most certainly had. "Bloody hell."

  "It is a trifling matter, my lord. Best deal with it now and be done. Then no more tears, and you can have your brandy straight away after it is finished."

  Robert released a heavy sigh. "Damnation, Dribbs, I don't know whether to sack you or double your pay."

  "Double my pay, sir. Indeed I believe you promised me that last week."

  "I most certainly did not! That I would remember."

  Dribbs paused a rather telling moment. Then he tilted his head. "Are you sure, my lord? Are you absolutely sure you would remember?"

  "Yes. I most certainly am."

  Dribbs released a dramatic sigh. "Yes, I am afraid you would." Then the man straightened to his full height, stepped backward into the hallway, and pulled the library door wide. "Mrs. Mortimer to see you, my lord. She will not take more than ten minutes of your time."

  That last was added with a stern look to the lady in question. The lady of course nodded sweetly in acknowledgment, but Robert saw the martial gleam in her eyes. He also saw her full cleavage, her sweetly rounded hips, and the dark red lips of a woman who obviously wanted to be kissed.

  Good Lord, what had he just been thinking? She was a dressmaker, for God's sake. Who would want to kiss a dressmaker? That would be like fondling the bootblack. True, it was often done, but not by him! And yet here he was thinking of just where he would fondle her.

  "My lord?"

  Robert came back to himself with a start. "I beg your pardon?"

  "No, I beg your pardon," she said. "You sounded as if you were choking."

  "No. No. Just... um... mourning the loss of the brandy. Empty bottle, you know." He lifted the bottle and shook it about as proof. Then he sheepishly set it back down again. Really, what was he doing? One did not discuss empty brandy bottles with servants. Unless it was the servant's job, which it was definitely not for her. Damnation, he was addled! "I believe you wanted something?"

  "Yes, my lord. I am afraid I require payment."

  "You're afraid of payment? Well, if that's a problem for you, you needn't bother visiting."

  She paused a moment, her brows lifting in surprise. Then a glimmer of a smile skated across her lips. "Er, no, my lord. I apologize deeply. I misspoke. I have no fear at all in me, and thus I am here at your door asking for payment. Now, if you please."

  He sighed. Dribbs was right. Best to be done with it. The thing was, what with his father's recent investment whims and his sister's trousseau, he was rather tight on ready cash. The repairs and like at the mine alone had depleted the earldom to the point where they all must economize. Add in a bride's trousseau, and he had no idea where the funds would come from.

  "Really, Mrs. Mortimer, there is a process for this. I have a man who brings the bills directly to me. You need not come visiting—"

  "I have already spoken to Mr. Starkweather. He said I should speak directly to you."

  He frowned. "The devil you say. Can't imagine Starkweather doing such a thing. He is usually most officious about his place. Likes to keep the riffraff away from me, he says. Good man, that Starkweather." Robert smiled at the empty brandy bottle and wondered when ten minutes would expire. Soon, he hoped. Though he did like the view of Mrs. Mortimer's bosom, especially when seen through the exaggerating distortion of his empty brandy glass.

  Then he had cause to look up from this glass. Was the woman blushing? Enough that her cleavage had turned a rosy pink? Why, she most certainly was! Extraordinary. Especially since with her figure she must be used to being ogled, and not just through a brandy glass.

  He frowned. Obviously, he was missing something significant, but for the life of him he couldn't quite grasp what. He set his glass down, pulled in his feet so that he sat straight in his chair despite the way that made his temple throb, and forced himself to be serious.

  "I have had a most trying morning, Mrs. Mortimer. Please tell me why I should talk with you and not with Mr. Starkweather?"

  "Because I am not riffraff, my lord, and never have been." Her voice was clipped and cold despite the blush that still pinked her skin.

  He blinked. Had he said that? Oh, yes, he supposed he had implied it at the very least. And yet, some devil in him could not resist tweaking her.

  "Ah, well, you certainly don't appear to be riffraff, Mrs. Mortimer, but you are a bill collector attempting to circumvent my man Starkweather. At a minimum, that suggests you are Riff, if not exactly Raff."

  Far from deepening her blush, it actually caused her color to cool and her eyebrows to arch. "I can see you have a love of the ridiculous, my lord."

  "Well, I certainly love my family, and if that is not a love of the ridiculous, then I don't know what is."

  She had no answer to that. Good thing, because he really ought not to say this sort of thing to a stranger, servant or not.

  He relaxed backward in his seat, trying to decide exactly what he should do with the lady. Any other day, he would have already paid her just to be rid of her. But he found himself smiling at her in an absent sort of way. She was lovely to look at, and she sat there all prim while he spouted all manner of nonsense. It was really quite fun. Until she spoke, her voice low, her manner almost soothing unless one actually listened to her words.

  "Do you know how humiliating it is to come begging for honest payment, my lord? To stand hat in hand before some clerk on a high stool who curls his lip at one merely because one's birth is not as exalted as yours?"

  He blinked, startled by what she said. "Starkweather does not sit on a high stool." Then he frowned. That was not at all what he meant. As far as he knew, Starkweather was a fair and honest man, but of course, he did not know that for certain. Neither did he know if the man ever curled his lip at honest tradesmen. All he knew was that the man sat at a desk like a normal person. And so that was what blathered out of his mouth.

  Naturally, she took his statement as the stupidity it was. "I was speaking metaphorically, my lord."

  "Were you?" he wondered aloud. "Nevertheless, it's not quite the thing to accuse a man of being high in the instep if he was not actually on a high stool. Makes me wonder if you were speaking of Starkweather at all."

  Ah, he had her there! He could tell by the way her gaze canted aside and the color in her bosom flushed again. Most beautiful, he decided. And rather distracting. Thankfully, he was spared more of this odd discussion by a firm knock on the door. He didn't even need to say a word because he knew who it was. Ten minutes was up and Dribbs was pushing open the door.

  "My apologies for the interruption, my lord," said Dribbs with a faint smile. "But your next visitor has arrived." He lifted the bottle of brandy into the air.

  "Excellent," Robert said with a grin. "I am sorry, Mrs. Mortimer, but I am afraid I leave all matters of bill payment to Mr. Starkweather."

  The lady pushed to her feet, but not to leave the room. Instead, she stepped forward to confront him across his desk. "No, my lord, you shall not. Do you think I cannot see the bottle of brandy in his hand?"

  Robert raised his eyebrows in surprise. Her back was to the door, so how could she see anything that was in Dribbs's hand?

  She snorted. "The reflection, my lord." She waved airily at the polished black marble of his fireplace. From he
r angle, it would provide the perfect reflection of Dribbs.

  "Ah. Most clever of you."

  "I am not clever, my lord. Just stubborn. It will take the work of a moment for you to write me a bank draft. I insist you do so. Unless you wish it to be known that the Viscount Redhill does not pay his debts."

  Now that was a serious allegation. "You would not say such a thing, Mrs. Mortimer, because I would have you ruined in a heartbeat. I pay my bills."

  "Then pay this one." She stepped forward and slapped a paper down on his desk. It was a bill, neatly itemized and tabulated in a fair hand.

  He picked it up with a frown, perusing the list to the best of his ability. It was his sister's trousseau, he supposed. Dresses, ribbons, underclothing, and the like. He even doubled-checked the math on the list and found it to be accurate. But such a total! The sum was exorbitant!

  "This cannot be right," he murmured.

  "I assure you it is. Would you care to summon your sister to verify it?"

  God, no. He had no wish to engage Gwen in yet another discussion of clothing. And from the look of triumph in her eyes, she knew it. What was more, she chose that moment to shift into a beautiful smile. It was warm and winning, and it transformed her face from merely lovely to one of sweet seduction.

  "Come now, my lord. Merely write the draft and then I shall personally pour you that glass of brandy. Mr. Dribbs's arm must be getting very tired holding that heavy bottle aloft."

  My God, what a potent woman! He was already reaching for his bank book when reason grabbed hold of him and stopped his hand. Something was very wrong about this situation. As far as he knew, Starkweather would never refuse an honest bill. And this woman was using all her wiles to get him to pay an exorbitant tab.

  He looked back at the paper, his mind searching for the elusive clue. What was it he was missing? What...

  "My lord?" Her voice was a distraction, a low siren song of seduction. "Your brandy awaits."

  "Describe to me this dress," he said by way of stalling. "What does it look like?" He pointed at random to the most expensive single item on the list. A ball gown with pearl buttons.

  She frowned. "Truly, my lord? Why ever would you wish to—"

  "Humor me," he said as he folded his arms across his chest. Then, to save poor Dribbs, whose arm did appear to be shaking most dreadfully, he motioned to the sideboard. "Set it there, Dribbs. I find that Mrs. Mortimer and I have a bit more to discuss."

  Dribbs did as he was told. And while the butler was setting the bottle far out of reach, Robert turned his attention back to the woman across from him.

  "Do you know anything of my father, Mrs. Mortimer?" he asked.

  The woman shook her head and a tendril of honey fine hair slipped from her chignon to dance about her pert chin. Adorable, he thought.

  "I am not acquainted with the Earl of Willington," she said.

  "Well, he is a charming fellow. Loves a good bit of brandy, a cigar, and his friends. Some say I resemble him in looks." He gestured to his hair. "Brown hair, broad forehead, and we are nearly the same height."

  She nodded, obviously confused by his wandering thoughts. "Then your father must be a handsome man."

  He took the compliment as his due. Many thought his entire family had been inappropriately blessed in their looks. "Yes, well, there is something else about my father that everyone knows." He waited a moment for her to ask the obvious question. She did so with a touch of irritation.

  "I am simply breathless with wonder, my lord. What could it be that everyone knows?"

  "That my father is the greatest gull on earth. Yes, truly, the man could be snookered by a mentally deficient bootblack. In fact, I believe he was, just last year. Bought some magic blacking cloth, I believe. Thought he'd make a fortune with it."

  A spark of interest did indeed light in Mrs. Mortimer's eyes. "Magic blacking cloth?"

  "Yes. I believe it was cheesecloth soaked in the boy's spit."

  She gasped. "You cannot be serious!"

  "I most certainly am. My father bought it for a shilling." Then he sighed. "To be fair, the boy had been chewing tobacco and so the cloth was rather thick and black. It did look like a blacking cloth."

  She laughed. Not a full laugh. Indeed, because she suppressed it, it sounded more like a horse's snort than a lady's laugh.

  "That story cannot be true."

  "I assure you it is."

  Then she tilted her head while her eyes danced in merriment. "I cry foul, my lord. I believe you are lying to me. And I believe I shall prove it to you."

  "Really? Pray, how?"

  "I shall make a wager with you, my lord. If I can prove that you are lying, then you will pay my bill. If not, then I shall leave without further ado."

  He wasn't so sure he wanted her to leave just yet, but he was a gentleman and so he nodded. "Very well. If the bill is honest, then you shall be paid immediately."

  She nodded slowly, obviously taking that as the best bargain she could make. "Very well, my lord. You say the story is true, that it happened exactly as you said."

  "I do."

  "Well, then, I submit to you that either the bootblack was not mentally deficient in that he gulled an earl. Or that the earl was aware of the true nature of the magic cloth and was merely being kind to a handicapped boy."

  Robert frowned, wondering which could be true. Given that his father had been quite proud of his purchase, he thought it more likely that the bootblack was not nearly as deficient as he claimed. Nor, he supposed, did the boy have an ailing mother and four younger siblings to feed. Thankfully, he did not oversee his father's staff, as the man lived in rooms at his club. So long as the earl kept within his quarterly allowance, Robert didn't care if he purchased a dozen magic blacking cloths.

  "Have I won our bargain, my lord?"

  He smiled. "Yes, I suppose you have."

  "Excellent," she said with a grin. "Then if you would—"

  "I said if the bill was honest, Mrs. Mortimer. You have yet to describe this ball gown to me. Unless, of course, there is some reason why you would not."

  "Don't be ridiculous. Of course I will describe it."

  He smiled and shot her own words right back. "I am simply breathless with wonder."

  She grimaced, her nose wrinkling in a delightful manner. "It is blue, my lord, with Belgium lace crisscrossed over the bodice. Shoulders bare, as she will be a married woman by then and can reveal a great deal more than before, and with a shawl of gauze such as will preserve her modesty if she wants or that can be draped in a variety of tantalizing poses should she not."

  He blinked. My God, did she think he wished to know of his sister in tantalizing poses? "You are speaking of my baby sister," he said in irritation. "The one who wore pigtails and sported ink stains on her nose."

  "No, my lord," she said gently. "I am speaking of your fully grown sister who will be a married woman within a month. And quite possibly increasing soon after that."

  He shuddered at that. His baby sister with a babe of her own. He knew it was possible. Probable, even. That is what married women did, was it not? But in his mind, she was still so young.

  "It is the way of young girls, you know. They grow up and start families of their own." Then Mrs. Mortimer did something wholly unexpected. She rose in a single lithe movement and crossed to the brandy snifter. Then she poured him a glass, swirling it for him just as it ought to be done, and brought it to him. But she didn't just cross to his side, she set it in his hand, then sank to the floor before him. She looked up at him just as his sister had once done, back when she was still a hoyden running wild throughout the house. And Mrs. Mortimer smiled up at him in exactly the same way.

  "Change is hard, especially when it is inevitable. But you should be proud of the woman she has become, my lord. Not fighting the purchase of her trousseau."

  He swallowed. She was right. And when she sat like that before him, he could deny her nothing. Except for one thing.

  "Mrs. Mort
imer," he said as he reached out and stroked her cheek just as he had done with Gwen so many years ago. "I cry foul."

  She blinked. "What?"

  "Gwen does not have a ball gown such as you describe. It has not been made and you and your bill are false." She made to leap to her feet, but he was faster than she. Within a second, he had clamped a hand down on her arm, preventing her escape. "Oh, do remain right where you are, Mrs. Mortimer. It will no doubt take a few moments for the constable to arrive."

  JADE LEE has two passions (well, except for her family, but that's a given). She loves dreaming up stories and playing racquetball, not always in that order. When her pro-racquetball career ended with a pair of very bad knees, she turned her attention to writing. An author of more than 30 romance novels, she's decided that life can be full of joy without ever getting up from her chair.

  A USA Today Bestseller, Jade has been scripting love stories since she first picked up a set of paper dolls. Ball gowns and rakish lords caught her attention early (thank you Georgette Heyer), and her fascination with the Regency began. Now an author of more than 30 romance novels, she finally gets to play in the best girl-heaven place of all: a Bridal Salon! In her new series, four women find love as they dress the most beautiful brides in England. Look for the first books in Feb/March 2012 with Engaged in Wickedness, an e-book novella, and Wedded in Scandal, a Berkley Sensation novel.

  And don't forget KATHY LYONS! She's Jade's lighter, contemporary half. Kathy writes for Harlequin Blaze. She loves the faster pace of category books and that her humor can really let fly. She leaves the dark, tortured love stories to Jade.

  If you're wondering where Katherine Greyle comes in, she's Jade's first persona. Sweet, funny, and with a love of all things regency, Katherine started publishing back in the 1900s. (She won't say how long ago!) But never fear, the romantic soul is the same whether it's Jade, Katherine, or Kathy!

  So if you love that special feeling when two people just fit, then email her through her website www.jadeleeauthor.com . She's also on social media at Facebook - JadeLeeBooks and Twitter – JadeLeeAuthor.