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Panama for Playboys

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  Panama for Playboys

  By: Masculine Profiles

  Copyright @ 2015 by Masculine Profiles

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  Table Of Contents

  Panama

  Panama Quick Facts

  Overall Impression

  Tales from my time in Panama

  She only knew a few words

  What I came for

  Panama City – City Guide

  Positives of Panama City

  Negatives of Panama City

  Where to Stay

  Day Game

  Night Game

  Online Game

  Date Spots

  Panama City Overall

  Bocas del Toro

  Positives of Bocas

  Negatives of Bocas

  Where To Stay

  Day Game

  Night Game

  Online Game

  Bocas del Toro Overall Impression

  *Pro Tip In Bocas

  San Blas Islands

  David

  Boquete

  Santa Catalina

  My Experience in Panama

  Online Dating Sites to use

  Recommended Itinerary – Panama

  Recommended Time in Each Place

  Panama City:

  Bocas del Toro:

  David:

  Boquete:

  Santa Catalina:

  Panama

  Panama Quick Facts

  Population: Roughly 3.7 million

  Capital: Panama City

  Most Populous City: Panama City

  Currency: USD (and Balboa for coin change)

  Currency Accepted: USD

  Primary Language: Spanish

  English Level: Medium in Panama City, medium to high in tourist areas.

  Overall Impression

  Now I may be biased when talking about Panama. Panama was the first country I’d ever traveled to without family. Not only was Panama the first country I visited in Central America, it was by far my favorite.

  Panama City (locally known as PTY) was my favorite place in all of Central America. The city has a great buzz and there are a number of bars and clubs packed with locals and expats. If you get bored in Panama City, you are doing something wrong. The international vibe of PTY has something for everyone.

  Panama also boasts more than just Panama City. In Northern Panama, the island town Bocas del Toro is one of the most visited cities by backpackers in all of Central America. The island chain always has something going on during the nighttime. There’s surfing, snorkeling and beautiful beaches to go along with the nightlife in this stop on the backpacker trail.

  Furthermore, Panama is home to a few other beach towns, mountain escapes and second-tier cities that make it a great country to visit. Places like San Blas Islands, Boquete, David and Santa Catalina are all fun stops in Panama. Panama isn’t overrun with tourist like Costa Rica. You’ll enjoy the vibe while visiting here much more than in Costa Rica.

  Tales from my time in Panama

  She only knew a few words

  Location: Panama City, Panama

  I had pipelined her before I arrived. We had been messaging back and forth on WhatsApp for around 3 weeks before I could finally get her to meet. I wasn’t all that sold on her looks, but she was 19 and nice enough. She had light skin and a cute smile, but I had no idea what she really looked like.

  I’d sent her numerous voice messages on WhatsApp – some in Spanish, others in English. She claimed to love my “accent” when I spoke my extra shitty Spanish to her. Her English was almost none existent, but she tried on occasion. I figured we wouldn’t be doing much verbal communication. She was poor and didn’t have enough money to catch the bus for my first two weeks in Panama City. While this might have been a lie, I almost believed her. Finally, she messaged me out of the blue after we hadn’t talked for 3-4 days asking to see me.

  I asked when and she said tomorrow during the afternoon. I was free. She wanted to meet at the worst mall in the city and then taxi with me back to my place to “study Spanish” or something. How sweet of her. So I headed to the mall after confirming she had caught her bus. In typical Latina barrio girl fashion, she was 30 minutes late. I ate a sandwich and waited for her. When she showed up she couldn’t find me and become a bit frantic in her messages, but eventually we found each other.

  I’m thankful we did. She was much better looking than in her photos. Perfect light skin and a pretty smile, she was about 5’2” and quite petite. She had a sweater-type of top on with tight green jeans. It was hot out and I found this odd. Her ass was thick, but her titties looked huge. While I couldn’t really tell in the sweater though, I remember thinking this may have been one of the rare occasions a girl is hotter than her pictures.

  The language barrier was huge, but the vibe was perfect. She was somewhat standoffish, but completely into me at the same time. I loved it. We hailed a taxi and headed back to my place. Once inside, I whipped out my Spanish pocket guide and we began “studying” together. She was sitting next to me on the bed and I kept teasing her about how horrible a professor she was. My hands were all over her from the jump. Twenty minutes in and I went for the kiss. She rejected me.

  I looked at her and asked, “No quieras?” with a smirk. She laughed and I went in once again. This time she accepted. Clothes started to fly off shortly thereafter, but she was weird about things. She wouldn’t take her bra off even though she was 100% naked elsewhere. She clearly was trying to decide what she wanted to do.

  Whatever I thought, as I started to finger her while she stroked my cock. She moaned and looked up at me, “Condome?” in the sexiest accent (that’s how ‘condom’ sounded out of her mouth). I almost came right then and there.

  I quickly grabbed a condom from my stash next to the bed and rapidly covered my throbbing manhood. We began to fuck, but her pussy was incredibly tight. Every time I want to go deeper, her moans got a bit louder – but they were so sweet and gentle. Nineteen-year-old moans are always incredibly sexy. I lasted surprisingly long for being sober and incredibly aroused at her accent and moans, yet she looked upset after I came.

  I was confused and tried to ask if there was a problem, but the language barrier didn’t help things. She began typing on her phone and I sat there perplexed, dick still out in the open. We sat in silence for a few minutes and I started to get a bit confused about what just happened.

  Then next thing I know she gets completely naked and hops in the shower. She finishes her brief shower and then looks at me. I finally see her huge titties for the first time. Jesus fucking Christ – these
tits were huge and perky as hell. They were the best tits I’ve ever seen in person or had.

  I was aroused again, but still confused. I yell: “Que?” to her from my bed.

  She smiled and said, “Come” in her English accent, as she stood naked in my shower.

  I was confused, “Por que?”

  She began to look upset, “Condome!”

  I got it and laughed. She wanted to fuck again in the shower. I grabbed another condom and greeted her with a kiss. She began to suck my cock and it didn’t take much to get hard again. Her tits looked insane. I pulled her up and bent her over. I rammed my dick deep inside her and she moaned as I grabbed her titties and began to thrust rapidly.

  Her breasts felt incredible as she moaned while I fuck her. We stayed in doggy style for around ten minutes switching between bent over and semi-standing doggy while making out. I finished and slap her ass before kissing her one more time as a walk over to my dingy studio apartment mattress.

  She yelled, “Masculine Profiles!” and I turned around.

  She smiled and said, “I come baby, I come.” in slow, stuttered English.

  I laughed again, as she turned away and hopped into the shower again. I think those were three of the ten English words she knew. I saw her once more, but it was always difficult to get her to meet. She was just broke and didn’t have much time. However, I’ll never forget her sexy accent and those perfect tits.

  What I came for

  Location: Panama City, Panama

  I had been in Panama for a few weeks and was having a great time, but I wasn’t feeling quite like the playboy I thought I was. I had smashed a sexy Colombian girl already, but a few other girls I hit in PTY were nothing special. Sixes at best – I was looking for something of a bit higher quality.

  I had a girl pipelined from OkCupid before I arrived and we had finally found a time to meet. It was 8:30 and I had just finished Skyping with my parents. I threw on a button down and walked toward Calle Uruguay, one of the bar districts in PTY. I was late and she wasn’t happy about it. We finally met in a dark street and she greeted me with an angry look. Luckily, she spoke near fluent English. Venting wasn’t an issue for her. She told me she would have been gone in five minutes. I laughed as we walked into the bar.

  As we sat at a table, I looked her over to get a glimpse of her in the light and was stunned. She was a beautiful girl. Her photos online didn’t do her justice and I didn’t get a great view of her in the dark street. I was staring for a moment too long and she gave me a look. I, again, just laughed at her. In my mind, I was thinking this is what I came for. She had light Latina skin and a stunning smile. She was thin and a curvy in all the right places.

  We began to flirt and she was into me, but a bit reserved. I teased her ruthlessly about how much she undersold her English abilities. She said she was just testing me to see if I was trying to learn Spanish. After a few drinks, we moved from the bar to a rooftop lounge down the street. We grabbed a secluded couch and I began to let my hands flow freely. I wanted to excite her without going for the kiss.

  We had another drink, but I could tell sex was probably not on the table tonight. I still pushed. An invite for “one glass of wine at my place” followed our last drink at the lounge, she accepted. Back at the crib, she downed her wine quickly and I threw on some music. I went for the kiss and received no resistance. I went to put my hand up her skirt – swift resistance. Sad face.

  This dance happened for about thirty minutes. She thwarted my best efforts. All I could get was a quick finger bang out of her. She said she needed to go and I let her. Nothing else was happening that night.

  I figured she was a lost cause as something about the vibe just wasn’t on. Then she texted me the next morning saying I was something about me being “a bad boy” and what not. I told her I was “the nicest guy I knew” and she said we must see each other again. Sounds good to me. As the weekend rolled around, she invited me to Club Bling at the Hard Rock Hotel. I didn’t think twice about it and responded in the affirmative. I hadn’t been to the best club in all of Panama City yet, which Bling was said to be, so it was a no brainer.

  The night of our date, I pre-gamed with a few friends until around midnight and then met her. She was looking good as I got to the club and my mouth dropped to the floor. Dressed to the nines, I wanted to ravish her right then and there, but she was with a couple of her friends. While normally alarming, there would be no cock-blocking from these two men-less friends.

  We danced, drank and took a fuck ton of photos. Then magically – her friends just upped and left. It was if she told them to stay until a certain time and then to just disappear. I was baffled at my good fortune. With her friends gone, we took a shot and then she asked if I had any more wine at my place. Always.

  She drove to the club and was drunk, but we make it back to my place safely. Inside no wine was poured. She jumped me as I locked the door. The sex was good and her body was tight. We fucked like animals and I couldn’t get enough of her sexy, little body. I was thrilled with the new notch. She was exactly the type of girl I wanted to meet while traveling.

  However, she had to almost ruin it. After our second round of sex, she turned over to me and glowingly said, “I didn’t expect this to happen.” I was baffled. You told your friends to leave the club. You didn’t even let me grab a drink of water before you wanted to start hooking up. That was pre-mediated and executed flawlessly.

  Of course I didn’t say that, but that’s what I was thinking. She had been watching a little too many American shows on Netflix. While the silly line bothered me a bit, it wasn’t too big of deal. This girl was beautiful and the sex was great.

  Panama City – City Guide

  Positives of Panama City

  Minimal Spanish Needed

  With just a few basic Spanish phrases you will be able to get by. Most people speak English if you ask them to, especially young women. Often, women who don’t speak English will still put up with your broken Spanish and sleep with you.

  Good Place to Collect Flags

  Panama City is a fairly international city. Many multinationals base their Central American offices, if not Latin American headquarters in Panama City – so there are expats everywhere. The economy in Panama is much stronger than neighboring Venezuela and Colombia. Many girls from both countries come to Panama City for work, not just as prostitutes.

  Safe

  In the city center, Panama City is quite safe. I’ve stumbled around drunk and alone numerous times and never had an issue. The outskirts are a bit rougher, but the center is safe. However, Casco Viejo is not. Be careful if you veer away from the tourist areas of Casco. The ghetto borders the outskirts and is crime ridden.

  Sexual Vibe

  The staggering number of Colombian hookers in the city means all women know they have to give it up and quickly. Last minute resistance is minimal in Panama City because a girl knows you could have someone just as hot, if not hotter than her up in your room for $100 in less than an hour. Even if you explicitly state you are not into that life, it remains in the back of their minds and works in your favor.

  Gringo Love

  And yes, the women love gringos and Americans. Blonde hair is beneficial. You’ll have a decent amount of exotic value in Panama. Women here see gringos often, but this is due to Panama City being a business hub in Latin America. Panamanian girls rarely see a well dressed, backpacking playboy from a Western Nation.

  Negatives of Panama City

  The Colombian Hookers

  When you arrive in Panama City most tend to think the average girl is hotter than she is due to all the Colombian hookers. They inflate the average up and are often some of the hottest women you will see in Panama City on any given day.

  Price

  Panama City is quite expensive, especially rent. Expect to pay anywhere from $700 - 1,100 for a small studio/one bedroom in the city center. The number of foreigners has driven rent prices up considerably. Food is not much che
aper either when compared to the United States.

  Food

  The food is not cheap nor is it that good. I struggled to find restaurants I liked during my time in the city. I ended up cooking a lot of my meals or eating at American restaurants like Smash Burger. American chains are located all over Panama City. The plus side is some street food vendors were absolutely delicious.

  Where to Stay

  There are four main neighborhoods in the city center: Marbella, Bella Vista, El Cangrejo, and San Francisco. Casco Viejo is outside the city center, but a tourist area and offers numerous lodging options as well. You’ll want to stay in one of these five neighborhoods while you’re in Panama City.

  If your budget allows for it, try and stay in the Marbella neighborhood. It is the nicest neighborhood in the center and close to Calle Uruguay and Cinta Costera. To find apartments in Marbella, look online at: Airbnb, Craigslist, and Encuentra24. There are also a few hostels in Marbella.

 

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