The Naughty Collection

by Ruby City Books

  “I don’t see why not. How does tomorrow sound?”

  “Perfect,” Elizabeth said, “please be there at 11 in the morning. I won’t take up any more of your time. Good day.”

  She walked past Tom and smiled at him. He caught a whiff of her scent, and was surprised that it wasn’t the normally cloying odor of perfume. She smelled clean and fresh. Tom nodded at the sheriff and followed her out.

  “So, Miss Mission, what is on your agenda for the rest of the day, if I may ask?”

  Elizabeth walked briskly down the sidewalk, “I have supplies to pick up from Miller’s General Store, and then I planned to have dinner.”

  “Perhaps I can help, and then we can eat together?” Tom asked.

  “That would be splendid, as long as I am not inconveniencing you.” Elizabeth answered.

  As they entered Miller’s, Tom bowed, “It would be my pleasure to be at your service.” For the next four hours, Tom was at Elizabeth’s service, carrying around more than a dozen packages filled with books and decorations. At one point, it dawned on Tom that he had been set up. There was no way this little woman had planned to carry all of this back to the school. Somehow his plan had been leaked to her, and Tom’s suspicions landed on Jake. At the end of the shopping trip, Tom spotted Arnold, and had him take Elizabeth’s packages in his wagon up to the school.

  “Just put them inside the school, I will help her carry them in from there,” he told Arnold with a wink.

  During dinner, Elizabeth and Tom shared several stories about their past, and once again Elizabeth’s wit and intelligence won over a man scheming to get in her bed. For the first time, Tom wasn’t just thinking about making another conquest. This was a woman who could be his equal.

  As the young pair finished their meal, they noticed the rest of the restaurant was empty. Tom paid for the food and they walked out into the night.

  “Shall I follow you home and help you unpack your packages?” Tom asked as they walked.

  Elizabeth shook her head, “Thank you for the offer, Mr. Harper, but that would not be proper. I am sure I can manage it alone. I have taken up plenty of your valuable time.”

  Tom couldn’t believe it, “Have I offended you, Miss Mission? I only offered to help you.”

  “Mr. Harper, you have done everything right, but as the new teacher in Spur, I cannot risk my reputation with someone who has admitted to having run-ins with the law. Good night, sir.”

  Elizabeth walked away, leaving Tom shocked in his tracks. Not only had she rejected him, but she had practically called him a criminal. He wanted to be mad at her, chase her down and tell her she was wrong. That’s when she turned around, and winked at him. That surprised him even more. Maybe she likes her men a little rough and tumble. Tom wasn’t sure how to handle this Miss Mission, but he wasn’t giving up, that was for sure.

  During the next two days, Jake and Tom tried several different tactics to melt the perceived ice around Elizabeth Mission’s heart. Jake had one of her younger students give her a bouquet of flowers Wednesday morning, and showed up after school to ask her to dinner, which she sadly declined. Tom brought a bottle of wine to Elizabeth that night. While she accepted the gift, she refused to let him drink it with her, saying it was a school night. Jake arrived at the school early Thursday morning, to help Elizabeth set up for the day. While they worked, Jake asked questions about the day’s lesson plan, trying to show his interest. As the first students arrived, Jake once again asked her to dinner and Elizabeth once again refused. But she did tell Jake she would meet him Friday night at 9, for a special date at the school. Jake thanked her, kissed her hand, and almost ran out of the school. He was sure he was about to win the bet. After school, Tom showed up to help Elizabeth clean, which she accepted. They cleaned and talked about a wide range of topics. Often, Elizabeth was surprised by Tom’s level of knowledge. When he asked her out for dinner, she declined again. Then she made the same offer of a Friday night date at the school, and Tom left happy. With Tom gone, Elizabeth’s real work started.

  Friday was a long day for Jake and Tom, as they went about their work while thinking of Elizabeth. They didn’t tell each other about Elizabeth’s invitation, which would have been her undoing. For Elizabeth, Friday flew by. She was both nervous and excited about her plan. She knew she was playing with fire.

  “But how else will you get warm?” she said out loud as she but the final preparations in place. Ten minutes later, someone knocked on the school’s front door. Elizabeth opened it, and Jake stood on the other side.

  “May I come in?”

  “Of course, please. Are those flowers for me?”

  Jake handed the wild flowers to Elizabeth, “Of course! Their beauty is shamed by yours.”

  “You flatter me. Why don’t you have a seat,” Elizabeth pointed to one of the two desks set up in the middle of the room, “we are almost ready to begin.”

  Confused, Jake asked, “Begin what?”

  “You’ll see in a moment,” Elizabeth answered, just as another knock sounded on the door. She opened it, and of course it was Tom, with more flowers.

  “Good evening, Miss Mission, these flowers are just a pale imitation of your beauty,” Tom said as he walked in. Then he saw Jake, “What is he doing here?”

  “He’s here for the same reason you are,” Elizabeth said, “You both have been pursuing me non-stop since I came to Spur, and I just don’t know how to choose. So finally I had an idea. I would give you both a test, and the person with the higher score wins me. What do you gentlemen say?”

  Tom and Jake looked at each other, and said yes simultaneously.

  “Good, let us begin,” Elizabeth said, and she handed the men two small chalk tablets and a piece of chalk. For the next hour, Elizabeth would ask questions and the young men would write their answers on their tablets and show them to her. Each time, she would mark who got a right answer. After an hour, both men were exhausted from anxiety and thinking so hard.

  “Well, gentlemen. I have good news and bad news,” Elizabeth said at the end of the test. “Which do you want first?”

  Speaking in unison again, they said, “Bad news.”

  Elizabeth laughed at that, and started walking towards the windows on the right side of the school house, “The bad news is you both got the same number of questions right.” She pulled the curtains over the windows on that side and moved to do the same on the left side.

  “Then what is the good news?” Tom asked.

  As Elizabeth pulled together the last pair of curtains she said, “I planned for just such a dilemma, and have a second test for you two.”

  Both men groaned at this, but neither seemed ready to give up.

  “Don’t worry, you will like this one much better, I am sure,” she placed two regular chairs behind the desks, “but you must move to these chairs first.”

  As the men moved, Elizabeth added, “Also, I think we can do away with formalities and call each other by our first names. How does that sound, Tom and Jake?”

  “Sounds wonderful, Elizabeth,” Tom said, “so what happens next?”

  “I need you both to sit on your hands,” Elizabeth said as she walked up to the men while taking out the pins that held up her hair, “and do exactly as I tell you. Since you two have proven to be of equal intelligence, I will now test your other abilities.” She slowly sat across Tom’s lap, legs together, and put her arms around his shoulders. “First among them, your ability to kiss and follow directions.” She then leaned her head next to his and their lips met. It started off almost innocent, like a kiss you would give your mother or father. Then Elizabeth opened her lips just enough to tease Tom’s lips with her tongue. He responded instantly, opening his lips to meet her tongue. After a minute of letting their tongues dance, Tom moved his hands from under his legs and put one on Elizabeth’s back and the other on her right leg. That’s where the kiss ended.

  “That was a poor choice, Tom,” Elizabeth said, breathing heavily as she stood fr
om her lap, “I told you to sit on your hands, and you did not follow directions.”

  Tom pleaded with her, “I am sorry Elizabeth, it was an honest mistake. You just had me on fire. Give me another chance.”

  Elizabeth shook her head, “No, I can’t Tom. But don’t worry, this is just the first test. Now it is Jake’s turn.” She repeated the test, sitting on Jake’s lap and kissing him. Jake knew what to expect, but the heat from Elizabeth still caught him by surprise. The kiss lasted about two minutes, and Jake managed not to move his hands, but it was close a couple of times.

  “That was wonderful, Jake,” Elizabeth said as she stood up. She was a little dizzy, but it felt good to her. “You won that round. You are both wonderful kissers, but Tom lost because he cannot follow instructions. Please stand up for the next test.”

  Jake shot up from the chair, but then realized his erection was tenting out his pants, so he hunched over. Tom didn’t have the same problem, but he wasn’t happy about it.

  “Stand up straight, Jake,” Elizabeth said, “I am not embarrassed by your erection, and you should not be either.” She took in the forms of both men, and liked what she saw. Tom stood half a foot taller than Jake, and had wider shoulders. Jake’s stomach was a little bigger, and the bulge in his pants made a definite impression on Elizabeth. “Here is the next test. As a woman, I want a man who can comfort and support me. The physical equivalent of that is hugging and holding. Each of you will hold me in your arms for a full minute, starting with Jake.” Elizabeth walked into Jake’s outstretched arms, and then quickly moved out again. “I’m sorry, that just does not feel right. Jake, would you mind taking off your shirt?”

  Jake quickly started unbuttoning, “Not at all. I want you to be as comfortable as possible.” In seconds, Jake was bare from the waist up, revealing a strong, but extremely hairy, chest. Elizabeth once again moved into him and rested her head at the top of his chest. Jake’s arms felt powerful around her, and Elizabeth noticed he smelled like the outdoors and hard labor; she could definitely get used to this. She ran her hands up and down Jake’s back, noticing more hair back there as well. Then time was up.

  Tom asked, “Do you want me to take off my shirt as well?”

  Elizabeth smirked to herself, realizing Tom would not make a move without her permission again, “Yes please,” she then looked down at the large belt buckle he wore, “and take off that belt as well please. It might cut my dress.”

  “I don’t want anything to happen to that beautiful blue garment, Elizabeth, but I must warn you that without my belt, my pants might fall.” As he said that he removed his shirt and whipped the belt off. His stomach and chest muscles rippled with the motion, and Elizabeth knew who was going to win this round.

  She wrapped her arms around Tom and looked up at his face, “I am sure we can make your pants stay up for a little longer.” Elizabeth placed her head at the middle of his chest, and let his long arms surround her. Tom’s body felt like a shelter for her body, allowing her to feel safe and secure. His hands stayed on her back, and his fingers spread so far that they seemed to cover every inch. Tom began to slowly squeeze her tighter to him. Elizabeth felt Tom’s penis growing as it pressed against her stomach. It felt large and thick, and Elizabeth knew she wanted to see it and touch it. “Tom, I don’t think your pants are in any danger of falling now.”

  “No, Elizabeth, thanks to you, there is only one way for them to come off now,” Tom agreed.

  As the minute ended, Jake said, “So let me guess. Tom won that round, and we are tied once again?”

  Elizabeth sighed and nodded her head, “You are right, Jake. And the last test is the most daring. I will understand if you both don’t want to do it. But it is important to me, as a woman out here in the West.”

  Tom asked, “So what is it? Although I have a suspicion.”

  “I need you both to take off the rest of your clothes, so I can inspect your manhood, and determine if it will bring me enjoyment and children.”

  Jake and Tom looked at each other, and slowly disrobed the rest of the way. Tom was naked first, and Elizabeth could not believe the size of his penis. It was hard, thick, and easily eight inches long. His testicles looked huge. She turned her attention to Jake, and while an inch shorter, it was twice as wide. His groin was also shrouded with the densest hair she had ever seen.

  “Well, what do you think, Elizabeth? Which piece of meat will fill your void?” Tom asked.

  Elizabeth stepped up to Tom, keeping her eyes on his. Then she grasped his penis in her hands and slowly stroked it. Tom’s eyes closed as she manipulated him, caressed him. Elizabeth’s left hand dropped down to his testicles, lightly squeezing them, enjoying the hiss from Tom as she did it. Once Tom was as hard as he could get, Elizabeth moved over to Jake. She needed both hands to completely encircle its girth. It seemed to weigh several pounds, and jumped each time she stroked it.

  “I don’t know gentlemen,” Elizabeth said as she continued to stroke Jake, “I am not sure I can decide which penis will give me what I need.”

  Tom swiftly left his spot by Jake’s side and pressed into Elizabeth from behind, “Then don’t decide,” he said while undoing the buttons at the back of her dress, “use us both.”

  Jake reached the sides of Elizabeth’s dress and said, “Yes, we can both be yours. The time for this test, this game of yours to end!” He kissed her, forcing her lips to open and accept his tongue. Elizabeth did not fight, but instead met his demanding tongue with her own, all while continuing to stroke him faster. When Tom got the buttons undone, Elizabeth raised her arms up, and Jake pulled the dress above her head. Tom followed the dress with her chemise. Suddenly all three stood naked. Elizabeth returned one hand to Jake’s penis, and moved the other behind her to squeeze Tom. Jake went back to kissing Elizabeth, while Tom caressed her round, smooth breasts.

  “So tell me, Elizabeth,” Tom said while kissing her neck, “who told you about our bet?”

  Elizabeth stopped kissing Jake, “What bet?”

  “Don’t lie to us,” Jake said, as he bent down to flick her left nipple with his tongue, “a sweet, innocent school teacher doesn’t make two men jump through this many hoops and then maul her at the same time just to find the right man.”

  Elizabeth started to laugh, but it quickly turned into a sigh as Tom ran his fingers through her pubic hair and into her vagina, “You are so good at that, and you are right. My source is not important, just the outcome here, tonight.” Another sigh escaped her as Jake sucked first one inch long nipple and then the other, “We can do this, and much more, as long as you both abide some simple ground rules. No one can know about us, no one can get possessive of me, and I do not get pregnant. Can we all agree on that?”

  Jake kissed her again and said, “Fine with me. Tom?”

  Tom was on his knees, kissing Elizabeth’s butt and sliding two fingers deep inside her vagina, “You got it, as long as I get first crack at this sopping wet prize.”

  Elizabeth could barely talk at that point, but managed, “Deal.”

  Together, Jake and Tom carried Elizabeth into her apartment behind the classroom. They didn’t bother with the bed, because all three of them would not fit on it. Instead, Tom gently maneuvered Elizabeth onto her hands and knees. He got behind her, while Jake got in front of her, and Elizabeth instantly wanted what they wanted. She lowered her mouth to Jake’s wide monster, while feeling Tom line up his dick to her opening. At the same time, two dicks entered two separate pairs of lips. Jake could feel Elizabeth’s moan vibrate through his cock, and it almost pushed him over the edge. Tom almost went over as well, because as soon as he filled Elizabeth, her vagina seemed to grip him. He had never felt that before.

  “Elizabeth, how are you doing that?” Tom asked.

  She stopped sucking on Jake and said, “The vagina is just a series of muscles and you can train them just like any others.” To emphasize the point, she squeezed Tom again and he had to think about calf birthing to keep from
coming. He kept that image in his mind as he moved in and out of Elizabeth.

  Jake had both of his hands on Elizabeth’s head as she sucked him deep into her mouth. He wasn’t pressing her down, but he wanted to be ready to pull her off, if she got him going too much.

  “You have an amazing talent, Elizabeth! Your mouth is magic!” Jake said. He took her breasts in her hands again and applied pressure on her nipples. That made her moan a little, so he pinched harder.

  Tom said, “Keep doing that, Jake. She squeezes me with her pussy every time you do it!” Tom picked up speed, despite Elizabeth’s squeezing. Her moans got louder around Jake’s cock, until finally she let him go and screamed out in passion. Her vagina muscles tensed and Tom feared his dick might be ripped off. As soon as she let go, he pulled out and stroked it once and reached orgasm as well, spraying it all over Elizabeth’s back. Both Tom and Elizabeth collapsed, leaving Jake unsatisfied.

  “Hey, what about me?” he asked.

  Elizabeth and Tom laughed at how pitiful he sounded. “Don’t worry Jake,” Elizabeth said, “I will take good care of you in just a moment. I need to catch my breath.”

  True to her word, Elizabeth returned her mouth to his cock five minutes later, sucking it back to full strength. Then she climbed on top of him, and let his dick stretch the lips of her vagina. She moved slowly, savoring the feel of him. Once he was all the way in, Elizabeth rocked back and forth, pelvic bone to pelvic bone. She increased her speed, while also increasing her vagina’s grip on Jake. Her cries of pleasure became so loud at one point that Tom was afraid the whole town would hear her. So to quiet her down, he stood in front of her, straddling Jake’s head, and shoved his dick into her mouth. It did the trick, in more ways than one.

  Jake saw Tom standing over him, and wasn’t a big fan of the view, but he could live with it thanks to the sensations from Elizabeth’s vagina. He was nearing the edge again, and this time there was no coming back.