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by Davis, Krista

  Patty returned around ten.

  “Could I offer you a snack or cookies?”

  “No thanks. Baxter ordered takeout, and we noshed on cookies. They were all on display on the dining room table. I never thought I’d say this, but I’m about cookied out.”

  She chuckled. “It was pretty funny. Baxter was worried about us eating them without permission from Gwen. Can you imagine? Gwen hides goodies from Baxter and the kids because she knows they’ll devour them. Apparently, she’s crazy for peanut brittle. She made it to give as gifts, but the whole family chowed through it, so she had to make another batch. This time she hid it, but the kids found her secret stash. They gobbled it up, but then they had this empty orange box. I would have just thrown it away and pretended I knew nothing about it. Luckily, Bradley found a pink box with Liza and Luis’s name on it hidden way back in the pantry behind the pasta. So they used the candy meant for Luis and Liza to replenish Gwen’s secret stash in the orange box and then they put the boxes back where they found them!” She laughed until tears rolled down her face. “Oh gosh! Now Gwen is going to give her neighbors a gift that looks like most of it has already been eaten! Who will be more surprised when the gift box is opened and it’s almost empty? Gwen or Liza and Luis?” Patty roared with laughter and dabbed at her eyes.

  “Where was Gwen during all this?”

  “She refused to come downstairs and join us. How rude is that? She must hate me more than I dislike her, and that’s a lot. Acting like a child is bad enough, but she’s setting such a poor example for the children. Doesn’t she realize they need to learn to accept people and be polite to them?”

  “That’s a shame. Would you like a drink? A glass of wine? How about a Cranberry Jingle? I’m in the mood for one.”

  “Okay. Thanks.”

  I pulled two tall glasses out of the cabinet. “At least you spent some time with your children.”

  “I did! That part was wonderful.” She smiled wistfully. “They’re growing up so fast. I hate that I’ve missed so much of their lives.” Tears ran down her cheeks again, and she buried her head in her hands. “How did it ever come to this? How could they have been taken from me by that evil woman? Gwen robbed me. I didn’t do anything wrong. I was a good mother!”

  I handed her a tissue and patted her shoulder.

  She blew her nose. “Just yesterday Bethany was playing with dolls and Bradley wanted a bike for his birthday. Now she’s talking about boys and college, and he wants a car!” She broke into sobs again.

  I hurried to the counter, scooped ice into the glasses, poured in vodka for a kick and peach schnapps for sweetness, and topped it off with cranberry juice. I brought them to the table with red napkins and a platter of cookies from the swap. I was going to eat one of the Scotcheroos, whether she wanted one or not.

  “Have you considered moving here?” I asked.

  Patty wiped her nose and gripped her glass. “I’m not trained for anything. How would I live?” She took a long swig of her drink. “But I have to do something. I can’t go on this way. For their sakes, I have to be here for them.”

  “I hope you can work something out.”

  “Gwen has been a thorn in my side for years.” Patty inhaled deeply. “The air there tonight was so thick and uncomfortable. Everyone was on edge. I bet they were all afraid that Gwen would make a scene. I anticipate that she’ll object to anything I want.”

  “She can’t prevent you from moving here.”

  “No. But she can sure keep me from seeing the kids.”

  “Aren’t they too big for that? I would think it’s easy with small children, but your kids are old enough to make excuses and go to your house. Gwen would never be the wiser.”

  “I’m pulling Bethany out of school for a half day tomorrow. We’re going to her favorite mall for lunch and window-shopping. And I’m picking up Bradley in the afternoon. I hope Gwen won’t call the school and tell them not to release the kids to me.”

  Patty finished her drink. “I want to thank you again for putting me up. And for putting up with me!” She laughed at her own little twist on the words. “You’re very kind to listen to my troubles.”

  “I wish I could help in some way. I have a date scheduled with a lawyer at the annual bar association dinner dance. Maybe he can introduce me to someone who could take your case.”

  She stood up and stretched. “If only I had the money to pay a lawyer. Good-night, Sophie. And thanks again.”

  As I made sure the fire was out and the doors were locked, Edith Scroggins suddenly came to mind. I hoped she was safe and had locked up her house. It was too late to call her. She was probably fine. At least I hoped so.

  I headed up the stairs. A light shone underneath the door to my guest room. After the long drive and the emotional reunion with her daughter and son, Patty had to be exhausted.

  Mochie and I hit the sack, too. From the warmth of my bed, I could see the candle glowing in the window, and I drifted off.

  In the middle of the night, Mochie jumped on top of my chest, waking me. He leaped to the edge of the bed, alert and listening.

  “It’s okay. It’s just Patty,” I assured him. I turned over and closed my eyes.

  But there was no mistaking the creaking of my ancient stairs, or the loud click of the latch when she unlocked the front door.

  I slid from my bed and peered out the window.

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  Dear Sophie,

  We’re on a very tight budget this year. How can I make my old holiday decorations look fresh on a shoestring?

  Miserly Mom in Peartree, Tennessee

  Dear Miserly Mom,

  Use inexpensive pushpins adorned with pearls, sequins, and charms to dress up pillar candles. Fill everyday items like vases and glass bowls with simple round ornaments of the same color and they’ll bring a whole new look to your décor. Cut evergreens that grow in your yard, and arrange them with your cherished decorations.

  Sophie

  Dressed in black, Patty scurried along the sidewalk. It wasn’t long before she blended into the shroud of darkness.

  I wanted to imagine that she had a good reason to be out and about when everyone slept. Maybe she left the house for a smoke? That would be considerate of her since I didn’t smoke. But why was she awake at all? Maybe she couldn’t sleep from all the stress?

  I crawled back into bed, but sat up wondering what was going on. Maybe she needed something and hadn’t wanted to wake me. Or—there weren’t many good reasons for hustling around in the middle of the night.

  Patty didn’t return shortly like I hoped she might. I finally drifted off to sleep.

  In the morning, after a shower, I pulled on a cashmere sweater with a V-neck in a deep wine red. Black trousers, gold hoop earrings, and a bold necklace of twisted garnet beads completed the outfit.

  I made coffee and fed Mochie shredded chicken in sauce for breakfast. Patty hadn’t risen yet, so I snagged a pineapple square to tide me over until breakfast. An hour later Patty still wasn’t stirring.

  I preheated the oven, figuring that muffins would be good any time she rose. I hauled out two bowls. In one I placed flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, heady cinnamon, nutmeg, and a pinch of cloves. I whisked the eggs in the other bowl then added rich melted butter and tart cranberries. Folding the ingredients with a spoonula, I combined them, careful not to overmix. I spooned the batter into muffin tins lined with cupcake papers and slid them into the oven.

  In the meantime, I fried an egg for myself. If Patty wanted eggs, I would be happy to make some for her. In a tiny pot, I melted butter and set it aside. I mixed cinnamon with sugar in a small bowl and set it next to the butter. When the muffins were done, I dipped the top of each into the butter and rolled it in the cinnamon sugar. The sugar on top of the muffins glistened like crystals. I arranged them on a cake stand that ha
d been hand-painted with green polka dots around the edge and three red Christmas stockings on the top.

  A quick call to Nina confirmed that we were still on for lunch with Liza at Bernie’s restaurant, The Laughing Hound. Determined to check on Edith, I left a note for Patty, in case she woke while I was out, slung on a warm jacket, and walked over to Horace and Edith’s house. It looked exactly as it had the day before.

  I lifted the handle of the huge knocker and banged it three times. If Edith was home, she would certainly hear it. No one opened the door this time. I leaned to the right and the left to peek inside, but sheer drapes prevented me from seeing anything.

  Just in case she had fallen, I walked around to the garden behind the house and knocked on a back door. I didn’t hear anything. If Edith was there, she didn’t moan or cry out. What appeared to be a kitchen window looked out over the garden. I would need a ladder to see into the house, though. On the other side, a much larger window offered hope. A white pergola with bare wisteria vines looping through it formed an outdoor room. I stepped on the limestone floor. Cupping my hands around my eyes and leaning against the window, I peered inside.

  An oriental rug, red on the interior with a blue border, dominated the dining room. A colonial-style brass chandelier hung over a large walnut table on massive pedestal legs. The walls had been painted a soft golden hue. Nothing seemed amiss.

  I walked through the garden and looked back at the house. No one peered out the windows. Nothing moved. I let myself out the back gate, into the alley. Hadn’t the housekeeper said Edith left a key over the back door? I stopped to consider whether I should let myself in.

  If Edith weren’t prone to fits of screaming fury, I might. But I suspected she was a very private person, and I felt the need to respect that.

  Elvin walked around the side of his camper. “Oh! Hi. I didn’t expect to see anyone back here in the alley. I’m Elvin Babineaux, Baxter’s brother.” He held out a fleshy hand to shake.

  I introduced myself. “I saw you up on the roof helping Baxter decorate.”

  His face flushed when he laughed. “I love this neighborhood competition. If you ask me, there’s no such thing as too many Christmas lights. Is your house done yet?”

  “I think Mars and Bernie might finish up tonight or tomorrow. Have you seen Luis this morning?”

  “He’s fine. He ran by here a few times this morning. Looks like nothing happened to him. Baxter and I are going to give him a hand later on today.”

  I waved good-bye and walked past Natasha and Mars’s garage.

  When I strolled by the front of the Babineaux house, I saw Baxter draping lights on the bushes. “Baxter, have you heard anything about Horace or Edith?” I asked.

  Baxter untangled a string of lights. “Horace is coming along very slowly. You know doctors, they don’t tell you much. And Edith acts as though my interest in Horace is offensive. She, uh”—he released such a deep breath that I thought he deflated a little—“she fired me.”

  “Why?” I was shocked.

  “We . . . The employees still can’t get into the office. It’s a nightmare. I told her what I thought, and she didn’t care to hear it. She seems to think she’s in charge.”

  “Why would she lock them out? Surely she understands that business must continue?”

  “Because she’s an old crab. I’ve talked about it with some of the other employees. She’s asserting her dominance because she can. Like an old alpha horse trying to make it known that she’s still in control.”

  “Is she a Realtor?”

  “Only technically. I’d be surprised if she ever worked a day in her life. She certainly isn’t actively involved in selling real estate.”

  I asked if he had Horace’s home phone number.

  “He’s still laid up in the hospital.”

  “I thought I should check on Edith.”

  Baxter roared with laughter. “I had no idea you were so humorous. That’s a good one.”

  “I’m not joking.”

  “Oh?” He pulled a cell phone from his wallet, looked up the number, and read it to me.

  “Thanks.”

  “Uh, Sophie? Have you seen Gwen today?”

  “Can’t say that I have. Did you lose her?” I teased.

  “She didn’t come home last night. I pretended she was upstairs because I didn’t want the kids to worry.” He focused on the lights, but his fingers didn’t work at untangling them. “I . . . Did she ever say anything about another man?”

  Oh no. Poor Baxter. “I’m afraid you’re asking the wrong person. I don’t think that’s the kind of thing she would have confided in me. We aren’t that close. If you’re talking about the Christmas letter, I think the reference to her affair was a joke.”

  He nodded his head very slowly, like he was deep in thought.

  I said good-bye but suspected he didn’t hear me. I hustled home to write the number down before I forgot it.

  When I opened the door, it didn’t sound like Patty had risen yet. Mochie was the only one padding around the house. He accompanied me to my study, where I called Edith. An answering machine picked up. I worked at my desk until I heard the shower running upstairs.

  Patty stumbled into the kitchen in a hurry. “Goodness! I haven’t slept this late since before I had Bethany.” She rubbed her eyes. “I’m a little groggy. Oh! Coffee. Thank you.”

  She helped herself to a muffin and checked the time. “I’m going to be late picking her up. I hope you don’t mind if I eat on the run.” She collected her coat and purse and rushed out the door.

  Maybe she would tell me about her midnight escapade later. Or maybe not. I cleaned up the kitchen and prepared to leave for lunch. I pulled on a black winter coat, wrapped a long red and white scarf around my neck, and slung my handbag over my shoulder.

  Walking in Old Town was always fun because of the fascinating architecture and the colonial atmosphere. But at Christmas, everyone dressed their houses for the season, making even a simple walk a special occasion. A few flakes of snow drifted in the air.

  I admired the wreaths on doors and windows, loaded with pinecones and berries and bright ribbons. I marveled at some of the pineapples, wondering how they stayed in place. Topiaries had been transformed with greenery, fruit, birds, and Christmas ornaments of every description. Bernie had gone all out on The Laughing Hound, too. Boughs of pine sparkled with twinkling white lights. He’d even hung mistletoe over the entrance.

  The hostess showed me to the garden room that reminded me of an English conservatory because of all the windows. Through the glass ceiling, I could see huge snowflakes floating gently outside. Enormous Christmas wreaths of multicolored glass balls hung on the windows. Colorful lights in the wreaths twinkled merrily. A tree so large that it very nearly hit the high ceiling added to the festive décor.

  Nina and Liza had just taken their seats when I walked in.

  “How’s Luis?” I asked.

  Liza almost glowered when she said, “As though nothing ever happened. He got up early, went for a run, and by the time I dragged my lazy bones out of bed, he had made breakfast, dressed for work, and was reading the paper.”

  “That’s great. I’m so relieved that it wasn’t serious.” I unfolded the napkin and placed it in my lap.

  The waitress arrived to run through the daily specials. I ordered immediately, practically drooling at the thought of crab-stuffed ravioli with a fresh lobster sauce.

  When the waitress left, Liza glanced around. “But get this. When Luis was out running he saw Baxter, who said Gwen didn’t come home last night!”

  Nina’s forehead wrinkled. “Because of her argument with Natasha at the cookie swap? That’s nuts.”

  I felt a little guilty about gossiping, but I said, “Baxter asked me if Gwen could be having an affair.”

  Nina groaned and swiped a hand thr
ough the air. “I knew that letter would be trouble. Who says that, even in jest? First she scared all the wives, and now it’s only natural that Baxter would think she’s seeing someone. She put the idea in his head.”

  “It’s odd that she didn’t come home,” said Liza, wiggling her eyebrows. “Poor Baxter. Do you think she left him for good?”

  I didn’t like gossiping, but this might be my chance to find out more about that suspicious ladder. “You and Luis know Gwen and Baxter pretty well, don’t you, Liza?”

  “You’d think so after reading her Christmas letter, wouldn’t you? Can I tell you how many people have asked me about our trip to Paris? That Gwen is a pip! We went to Paris, Virginia! It’s a sleepy little town with one very good restaurant in an inn. And Kenny G?” She laughed aloud. “He was our waiter! Kenny Graham! Can you believe how she twisted that story? Technically it’s all true, it’s just not what anyone thinks when they read it.”

  Nina sputtered, “Baxter and Gwen didn’t go to France?”

  “No! And did you notice the lie about their mountain cabin? She wants people to think they bought it. It’s a rental. They didn’t even stay there. Luis took that picture the day we went to Paris.”

  “So you’re not close?” asked Nina.

  “We’ve done a few things together,” said Liza, “but we’re not nearly the bosom buddies she implied in her letter. I know her like a person knows a neighbor. I’ll say this, though, she has to be the center of attention all the time. People say I’m dramatic”—she touched the base of her throat—“but Gwen is consumed with herself.” She lowered her voice to a whisper. “Luis says that’s called histrionic personality disorder.”

  “That’s so sad.” I sipped my tea. “The Babineauxs have so much to be proud of anyway. Why would Gwen feel the need to exaggerate like that? Or is there trouble brewing underneath?” I didn’t say it but wanted to blurt out, Would she have sawed the rung on her husband’s ladder?