Rabbit Is Rich

by John Updike

  Doubled in the mirror, the calm room holds few traces of the Murketts’ living warmth. No little lacy bits of underwear lying around smelling of Cindy-cunt. The curtains are a thick red striped material like a giant clown’s pants ballooning, and they have window shades of that room-darkening kind that he keeps asking Janice to get; now that the leaves are letting go the light barrels through the copper beech right into his face at seven in the morning, he’s making nearly fifty thousand a year and this is how he has to live, he and Janice will never get themselves organized. The far window here with its shade drawn for a nap must overlook the pool and the stand of woods everybody has up here in this development between the houses, but Harry doesn’t want to get himself that deep into the room, already he’s betraying hospitality. His hands have dried, he should go down. He is standing near a corner of the bed, its mute plane lower than his knees, the satiny peach bedspread tugged smooth in haste, and he impulsively, remembering the condoms he used to keep in a parallel place, steps to the curly maple bedside table and ever so stealthily pulls out the small drawer. It was open an inch anyway. No diaphragm, that would be in the bathroom. A ballpoint pen, an unlabelled box of pills, some match folders, a few receipts tossed in, a little yellow memo pad with the roofing company logo on it and a diagonally scrawled phone number, a nail clippers, some paper clips and golf tees, and-his thumping heart drowns out the mumble ofthe party beneath his feet. At the back of the drawer are tucked some blackbacked Polaroid instant photos. That SX-70 Webb was bragging about. Harry lifts the little stack out delicately, turns it over, and studies the photos one by one. Shit. He should have brought his reading glasses, they’re downstairs in his coat pocket, he must get over pretending he doesn’t need them.

  The top photo, flashlit in this same room, on this same satiny bedspread, shows Cindy naked, lying legs spread. Her pubic hair is even darker than he imagined, the shape of it from this angle a kind of T, the upright of the T infolded upon a redness as if sore, the underside of her untanned ass making a pale blob on either side. At arm’s length he holds the glazed picture closer to the bedside light; his eyes water with the effort to see everything, every crease, every hair. Cindy’s face, out of focus beyond her breasts, which droop more to either side than Harry would have hoped, smiles with nervous indulgence at the camera. Her chin is doubled, looking so sharply down. Her feet look enormous. In the next shot, she has turned over, showing a relaxed pair of buttocks, fish-white with an eyelike widening staring from the crack. For the next couple of photos the camera has switched hands, and old Webb, stringy and sheepish, stands as Harry has often seen him after a shower, except without the hard-on, which he is helping with his hand. Not a great hard-on, pointing to ten o’clock, not even ten but more like a little after nine, but then you can’t expect a guy over fifty to go for high noon, leave that to the pimply teenagers: when Rabbit was fourteen in soc sci class, a spot of sun, the shadow of Lotty Bingaman’s armpit as she raised her hand with a pencil in it, that sweet strain of cloth and zipper against thick blood. Webb has length but not much bulk at the base; still, there he is, game and even with the pot belly and gnarled skinny legs and shit-eating expression somehow debonair, not a hair on his wavy head out of place. The next shots were in the nature of experiments, by natural light, the shades must have all been up, bold to the day: slabby shapes and shelves of flesh interlocked and tipped toward violet by the spectrum of underexposure. Harry deciphers one bulge as Cindy’s cheek, and then the puzzle fits, she is blowing him, that purply stalk is his prick rooted in her stretched lips and the fuzzy foreground is Webb’s chest hair as he takes the picture. In the next one he has improved the angle and light and the focus is perfect on the row of one eye’s black lashes. Beyond the shiny tan tip of her nose, her fingers, boneless and blue-knuckled, with stubby nails, hold the veined thing in its place, her little finger lifted as on a flute. What was Ollie saying about flutes? For the next shot Webb had the idea of using the mirror; he is standing sideways with the camera squarely where his face ought to be and Cindy’s own dear face impaled, as she kneels naked, on this ten-o’clock hook of his. Her profile is snub-nosed and her nipples jut out stiff. The old bastard’s tricks have turned the little bitch on. But her head seems so small and round and brave, stuck on his prick like a candy apple. Harry wants in the next picture to see come like toothpaste all over her face like in the fuck movies, but Webb has turned her around and is fucking her from behind, his prick vanished in the fish-white curve of her ass and his free hand steadying her with his thumb sunk where her asshole would be; her tits hang down pear-shaped in their weight and her legs next to Webb’s appear stocky. She’s getting there. She will get fatter. She will turn ugly. She is looking into the mirror and laughing. Perhaps in the difficulty of keeping her balance while Webb’s one hand operates the camera, Cindy laughed at that moment a big red laugh like a girl on a poster, with this yellow prick in her from behind. The light in the room must have been dying that day for the flesh of both the Murketts appears golden and the furniture reflected in the mirror is dim in blue shadow as if underwater. This is the last picture; there were eight and a camera like this takes ten. Consumer Reports had a lot to say a while ago about the SX-70 Land Camera but never did explain what the SX stood for. Now Harry knows. His eyes burn.

  The party noise below is lessening, perhaps they are listening for a sound from upstairs, wondering what has happened to him. He slips the Polaroids back into the drawer, face down, black backs up, and tries to slide shut the drawer to the exact inch it was open by. The room otherwise is untouched; the mirror will erase his image instantly. The only clue remaining, he has given himself an aching great erection. He can’t go downstairs like this: he tries to tear his mind loose from that image of her open mouth laughing at the sight of herself being fucked, who would have thought sweet Cindy could be so dirty? It takes some doing to realize that other boys are like you are, that dirty, and then to realize that girls can go right along with it takes more than one lifetime to assimilate. Rabbit tries to fling away that laugh, out of his mind, but it has no more carry to it than a handkerchief. He tries to displace what he has just seen with his other secrets. His daughter. His gold. His son coming down from the Poconos tomorrow to claim his place at the lot. That does it, the thing is wilting. Holding gloomy Nelson firmly in his mind, Harry goes into the bathroom and turns on the faucet as if washing his hands in case somebody down below is listening while he undoes his belt and tucks himself properly into his underpants. What is killing, he has seen her laugh that same laugh at poolside, at something he or Buddy Inglefinger or even some joker from outside their group altogether has just said. She’d go down on anybody.

  As he descends the stairs his head still feels to be floating on a six-foot string attached to his big shoes. The gang in the long living room has realigned itself in a tighter circle about the Parsons table. There seems to be no place for him. Ronnie Harrison looks up. “My God, whatcha been doin’, jacking off?”

  “I’m not feeling so great,” Rabbit says, with dignity.

  “Your eyes look red,” Janice says. “Have you been crying again?”

  They are too excited by the topic among themselves to tease him long. Cindy doesn’t even turn around. The nape of her neck is thick and brown, soft and impervious. Treading to them on spongy steps across the endless pale carpeting, he pauses by the fireplace mantel to notice what he had failed to notice before, two Polaroid snaps propped up, one each of the Murketts’ little children, the five-year-old boy with an outsize fielder’s mitt standing sadly on the bricks of their patio, and the three-year-old girl on this same hazily bright summer afternoon, before the parents took a nap, squinting with an obedient and foolish half-smile up toward some light-source that dazzles her. Betsey is wearing both pieces of a play-muddied little bikini and Webb’s shadow, arms lifted to his head as if to scare her with homs, fills one comer of the exposed square of film. These are the missing two shots from that pack of ten.

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bsp; “Hey, Harry, how about the second week of January?” Ronnie hoots at him.

  They have all been discussing a shared trip to the Caribbean, and the women are as excited about it as the men.

  It is after one when he and Janice drive home. Brewer Heights is a development of two-acre lots off the highway to Maiden Springs, a good twenty minutes from Mt. Judge. The road sweeps down in stylish curves; the developer left trees, and six hours ago when they drove up this road each house was lit in its bower of unbulldozed woods like displays in the facade of along gray department store. Now the houses, all but the Murketts’, are dark. Dead leaves swirl in the headlights, pour from the trees in the fall wind as if from bushel baskets. The seasons catch up to you. The sky gets streaky, the trees begin to be bare. Harry can think of little to say, intent upon steering on these winding streets called drives and boulevards. The stars flickering through the naked swaying treetops of Brewer Heights yield to the lamp-lit straightaway of the Maiden Springs Pike. Janice drags on a cigarette; the glow expands in the side of his vision, and falls away. She clears her throat and says, “I suppose I should have stuck up more for Peggy, she being an old friend and all. But she did talk out of turn, I thought.”

  “Too much women’s lib.”

  “Too much Ollie maybe. I know she keeps thinking of leaving him.”

  “Aren’t you glad we have all that behind us?”

  He says it mischievously, to hear her grapple with whether they did or didn’t, but she answers simply, “Yes.”

  He says nothing. His tongue feels trapped. Even now, Webb is undressing Cindy. Or she him. And kneeling. Harry’s tongue seems stuck to the floor of his mouth like those poor kids every winter who insist on touching their tongues to iron railings.

  Janice tells him, “Your idea of taking this trip in a bunch sure took hold.”

  “It’ll be fun.”

  “For you men playing golf. What’ll we do all day?”

  “Lie in the sun. There’ll be things. They’ll have tennis courts.” This trip is precious to him, he speaks of it gingerly.

  Janice drags again. “They keep saying now how sunbathing leads to cancer.”

  “No faster than smoking.”

  “Thelma has this condition where she shouldn’t be in the sun at all, it could kill her she’s told me. I’m surprised she’s so keen on going.

  “Maybe she won’t be in the morning on second thought. I don’t see how Harrison can afford it, with that kid of theirs in defective school.”

  “Can we I wonder? Afford it. On top of the gold.”

  “Honey, of course. The gold’s already gone up more than the trip will cost. We’re so pokey, we should have taken up travelling years ago.”

  “You never wanted to go anywhere, with just me.”

  “Of course I did. We were running scared. We had the Poconos to go to.”

  “I was wondering, it might mean leaving Nelson and Pru just at the time.”

  “Forget it. The way she hung on to Nelson, she’ll hang on to this baby till the end of January. Till Valentine’s Day.”

  “It seems mean,” she says. “And then leaving Nelson at the lot alone with too much responsibility.”

  “It’s what he wanted, now he’s got it. What can happen? Jake and Rudy’ll be around. Manny’ll run his end.”

  Her cigarette glows once more, and then with that clumsy scrabbling motion that always annoys him she stubs it out. He hates having the Corona ashtray dirty, it smells for days even after you’ve emptied it. She sighs. “I wish in a way it was just us going, if we must go.”

  “We don’t know the ropes. Webb does. He’s been there before, I think he’s been going since long before Cindy, with his other wives.”

  “You can’t mind Webb,” she admits. “He’s nice. But to tell the truth I could do without the Harrisons.”

  “I thought you had a soft spot for Ronnie.”

  “That’s you.”

  “I hate him,” Rabbit says.

  “You like him, all that vulgarity. He reminds you of basketball days. Anyway it’s not just him. Thelma worries me.”

  “How can she? She’s a mouse.”

  “I think she’s very fond of you.”

  “I never noticed. How can she be?” Stay off Cindy, he’ll let it all out. He tries to see those photographs again, hair by hair in his mind’s eye, and already they are fading. The way their bodies looked golden at the end, like gods.

  Janice says with a sudden surprising stiffness, “Well, I don’t know what you think’s going to happen down there but we’re not going to have any funny stuff. We’re too old, Harry.”

  A pick-up truck with its high beams glaring tailgates him blindingly and then roars around him, kids’ voices jeering.

  “The drunks are out,” he says, to change the subject.

  “What were you doing up there in the bathroom so long anyway?” she asks.

  He answers primly, “Waiting for something to happen that didn’t.”

  “Oh. Were you sick?”

  “Heading toward it, I thought. That brandy. That’s why I switched to beer.”

  Cindy is so much on his mind he cannot understand why Janice fails to mention her, it must be deliberate. All that blowing, Lord. There’s birth control. White gobs of it pumping in, being swallowed; those little round teeth and the healthy low baby gums that show when she laughs. Webb on front and him from behind, or the other way around, Harry doesn’t care. Ronnie operating the camera. His prick has reawaked, high noon once more in his life, and the steering wheel as they turn into Central Street caresses its swollen tip through the cloth. Janice should appreciate this: if he can get it up to their room intact.

  But her mind has wandered far from sex, for as they head down through the cones of limb-raddled light along Wilbur she says aloud, “Poor Nelson. He seemed so young, didn’t he, going off with his bride?”

  This town they know so well, every curb, every hydrant, where every mailbox is. It gives way before them like a veil, its houses dark, their headlights low. “Yeah,” he agrees. “You sometimes wonder,” he hears himself go on, “how badly you yourself fucked up a kid like that.”

  “We did what we could,” Janice says, firm again, sounding like her mother. “We’re not God.”

  “Nobody is,” Rabbit says, scaring himself.

  IV

  THE HOSTAGES have been taken. Nelson has been working at Springer Motors for five weeks. Teresa is seven months pregnant and big as a house, a house within a house as she slops around Mom-mom’s in those maternity slacks with Spandex in front and some old shirts of Dad’s he let her have. When she walks down the upstairs hall from the bathroom she blocks out all the light, and when she tries to help in the kitchen she drops a dish. Because there are five of them now they have had to dip into the good china Mom-mom keeps in the breakfront and the dish Pru dropped was a good one. Though Mom-mom doesn’t say much you can see by the way her throat gets mottled it’s a deal for her, the kind of thing that is a big deal for old ladies, going on about those dishes that she and Fred bought fifty years ago together at Kroll’s when the trolley cars ran all up and down Weiser every seven minutes and Brewer was a hot shit kind of place.