Artemis

by Andy Weir

  I paused briefly just in case anyone wanted to argue that point. No one did. “Look, we’ve got a lot of planning to do so let’s cut the bullshit. Bob: You’re a marine. You spent half your life protecting the United States. Now Artemis is your home and it’s in danger. Will you protect it?”

  That hit him where it counted. I could see it in his face.

  I walked over to my father. “Dad, do it because this is the only way to save your daughter’s life.”

  He pursed his lips. “Sleazy tactic, Jasmine.”

  I turned to Dale. “Do I even need to explain why you have to do it?”

  Dale dodged the question by gesturing to Billy for another beer. “You’re not a complete asshole, Jazz. I assume you have a plan to keep the workers from getting hurt?”

  Bob raised his hand. “And how will you get into the bubble? Even without mail-order goons on the way, Sanchez has tight security.”

  “And what about the safety systems?” Svoboda asked. “I looked over the schematics your Earth buddy sent. The smelter has three redundant temperature-control systems and a fail-safe copper melt plug.”

  “And why do you need me at all?” Dad asked.

  “All right, all right.” I put out my hands. “I can answer all of that. But first I need to know: Are we done with the convincing part? Are we all on board?”

  The room fell silent. Even Billy stopped his morning prep to see how it played out.

  “I’m not convinced you’re right,” Bob said. “But I can’t risk Artemis having the future you described. And they killed two of our people. I’m in.”

  Dad nodded. “In.”

  “You know I’m in,” said Svoboda. “I love a good caper!”

  “Me too,” said Lene. “I mean…the being in part. I’m undecided on capers.”

  “This buys me off,” Dale said. “Done with the guilt about Tyler. No more of that shit.”

  I frowned. “I can’t just stop being mad.”

  “No, but you can stop wallowing in it. And you can talk to me like a normal human being.” He swigged his beer without breaking eye contact. “That’s my price.”

  “Fine,” I said. I wasn’t sure how I’d accomplish that, but for the sake of the city I had to swallow my pride.

  —

  Bob used his towering form and military bearing to clear a path through the Port of Entry. Dad and I followed behind, pushing a cartful of welding supplies.

  I spotted Trigger in his parking space. I hadn’t had opportunity to use him lately. I didn’t have time for deliveries during all the chaos my life had become. I missed the little guy. Maybe I’d drive him around just for the hell of it when this was all over.

  Bob led us to one corner of the huge chamber. He’d set up temporary walls. We went around them and into the ad-hoc workroom.

  “I hope this’ll do,” said Bob. He gestured to the detached air shelter in the center of the room. “It’s the biggest one I could find.”

  The cylindrical pressure vessel had a single manual hatch and four air tanks. On the back, there was a battery system to power internal fans and a chemical CO2-absorption system. Over the main hatch a sign read MAX CAPACITY: 4 PERSONS. MAX DURATION: 72 HOURS.

  “Where did you get it?” Dad asked warily.

  “My house. It’s my own family emergency shelter.”

  “Shit,” I said. “You didn’t have to do that, Bob.”

  “I knew Ammar wouldn’t want me stealing one. Besides, you’ll buy me a new one.”

  “Apparently I will.” Dammit. That’d set me back a few thousand slugs for sure.

  Dad inspected the shelter with his experienced eye. He walked a lap around it, looking every detail up and down. “This will do.”

  “All right. I’ll leave you to it,” said Bob. “Let me know if you need anything.”

  Bob walked around the temporary wall and out of the room. That left me and Dad staring at each other.

  I picked up a welding mask from the cart. “Just like old times, huh? Been a while since we did a project together.”

  “Nine years.” He threw a jumpsuit at me. “Wear the safety gear. All of it.”

  “Oh, come on. The suit’s hot as hell and—”

  He cut me off with a look. It’s like I was sixteen again. I grudgingly climbed into the jumpsuit and started sweating immediately. Ugh.

  “How are we doing this?” I asked.

  He reached into the cart and hefted out a stack of aluminum sheets. “We’ll cut the hole in the back. We’ll have to move the tanks and batteries but that won’t be a problem.”

  I put the welding mask on. “And then what? How do we make a connection point?”

  He leaned the panels against the vessel. “We’re going to weld these around the new hole to make a skirt.”

  I picked one of the panels up. I spotted the manufacturer’s logo stamped in the corner. “Now, that is ironic. This is from Sanchez Aluminum.”

  “They make quality material,” Dad said.

  “Landvik Aluminum will make quality material too.” I put the panel down. “Will a corner weld hold against a vacuum?”

  He took out a Sharpie and uncapped it. “We won’t have a corner. We’ll soften the panels with unfocused torches and bend them over the curvature of the pressure vessel. We’ll assemble them into a cylinder.” He looked up at me. “And how many panels will that take?”

  Always a goddamned quiz.

  “Well,” I said, “we shouldn’t bend five-millimeter stock more than a fifty-centimeter-radius turn. I’m guessing about six to make the full arc.”

  “Six would work,” he said. “We’ll use eight to be safe. Now, hand me the tape measure.”

  I did as he asked. He carefully measured and marked points on the shelter.

  “So when’s the lecture coming?” I asked.

  “You’re an adult. It’s not my place to lecture you on anything.”

  “But you’ll continue the passive-aggressive barbs, right? I wouldn’t want to miss out on those.”

  He stood up. “I’ve never pretended to approve of your choices, Jasmine. I have no obligation to. But I don’t try to control you either. Not since you moved out. Your life is your own.”

  “Yay me,” I said.

  “This is a terrible situation you’ve landed in,” he said. “I’m choosing the lesser of two evils by helping you. I’ve never broken the law before in my life.”

  I winced and looked at my feet. “I really am sorry to drag you into this.”

  “What’s done is done,” he said. “Now, put your mask on and hand me a cutting head.”

  I put my mask on and gave him the desired tool from the cart. He fixed the head and checked it twice. Then he meticulously checked the gas-mixture valves. Then he rechecked the cutting head.

  “What’s up, Dad? You’re slow as snot today.”

  “Just being thorough.”

  “Are you kidding? I’ve seen you fire up a torch with one hand and set mixture levels with the other at the same time. Why are you—”

  Oh. I stopped talking.

  This wasn’t a normal job. Tomorrow, his daughter’s life would rely on the quality of these welds. It slowly dawned on me that, to him, this was the most critical project he’d ever done. He would accept nothing short of his absolute best. And if that meant taking all day, so be it.

  I stood back and let him work. After more fastidious double checks, he got started. I assisted and did what I was told. We may have our friction, but when it came to welding he was the master and I was the apprentice.

  Very few people get a chance to quantify how much their father loves them. But I did. The job should have taken forty-five minutes, but Dad spent three and a half hours on it. My father loves me 366 percent more than he loves anything else.

  Good to know.

  —

  I sat on the edge of Svoboda’s bed and watched him set up.

  He’d really gone all out. In addition to the normal monitor on his desk, he’d mounted
four other monitors to the wall.

  He typed on the keyboard and magically brought each monitor to life.

  “A little overboard, don’t you think?” I said.

  He continued typing. “Two cameras on your EVA suit, two on Dale’s, and I need a screen for diagnostics. That’s five screens.”

  “Could have been windows on the same screen, though, right?”

  “Pfft. Philistine.”

  I flopped back onto the bed and sighed. “On a scale from one to ‘invade Russia in winter,’ how stupid is this plan?”

  “Risky as all hell, but I don’t see what else you can do. Besides”—he turned to me with a grin—“you have your own personal Svoboda. How can you lose?”

  I snickered. “But have I covered every angle?”

  He shrugged. “No such thing. But for what it’s worth, you got everything I can think of.”

  “That means a lot,” I said. “You’re pretty thorough.”

  “Well, there is one thing,” he said.

  “Shit. What?”

  “Well, it’s half of a thing.” He turned back to his computer and brought up the Sanchez bubble schematics. “The methane tanks bother me.”

  “How so?” I walked over and hovered behind him. My hair dangled on his face a little, but he didn’t seem to mind.

  “There’s thousands of liters of liquid methane here.”

  “Why do they need methane?”

  “The rocket fuel they manufacture is about one percent methane. It’s needed as a combustion regulator. They import it from Earth in big-ass tanks.”

  “Okay, what’s your concern?”

  “It’s flammable. Like…super-duper flammable.” He pointed to a different part of the schematic. “And there’s a huge staging tank of pure oxygen over here.”

  “And then I’m going to add a bunch of molten steel to the room,” I said. “What could go wrong?”

  “Right, that’s my concern,” he said. “But it shouldn’t be a problem. By the time the smelter melts, there won’t be anyone around.”

  “Yeah,” I said. “And if the tanks do leak and explode that’s great. Even more damage!”

  “I guess,” he said, clearly not convinced. “It just bugs me, you know? It’s not part of the plan. I don’t like things that don’t match a plan.”

  “If that’s the worst thing you can think of, I’m in good shape.”

  “Guess so,” he said.

  I stretched my back. “I wonder if I’ll sleep tonight.”

  “You crashing here?”

  “Eh…” I said. “Ngugi isn’t going to sell me out again. Have I mentioned she’s a bitch?”

  “It’s come up.”

  “Anyway, now no one can track me down by my Gizmo. So I can pay for a hotel. I’ll probably be up late fretting, anyway. I wouldn’t want to keep you awake.”

  “Okay,” he said. Was there a hint of disappointment in his voice?

  I put my hands on his shoulders. Not sure why, but I did. “Thanks for always being in my corner. It means a lot to me.”

  “Sure.” He craned his neck around to look up at me. “I’ll always be there for you, Jazz.”

  We looked at each other for a moment.

  “Hey, did you try out the condom yet?” he asked.

  “Goddammit, Svoboda!” I said.

  “What? I’m waiting for feedback here.”

  I threw my hands up and walked away.

  —

  The huge door to the freight airlock lumbered open and revealed the desolate lunar landscape beyond.

  Dale checked a reading on the rover’s control panel. “Pressure is good, air mix A-okay, CO2 absorption on automatic.”

  I looked over the screens in front of my seat. “Batteries at one hundred percent, wheel motor diagnostics are green, comms are five-by-five.”

  He grabbed the control stick. “Port of Entry Airlock, request permission to disembark.”

  “Granted,” came Bob’s voice over the intercom. “Take good care of my rover, Shapiro.”

  “Will do.”

  “Try not to screw it up, Bashara,” Bob said.

  “Bite me,” I said.

  Dale slapped the Mute button and shot me a look. “You know what, Jazz? We’re breaking every guild rule in the book. If we get caught, Bob and I will both get kicked out. Forever. We’re risking our livelihood here. Can you be a little more fucking considerate?!”

  I unmuted the mike. “Uh…thanks, Bob. For…all this.”

  “Copy,” came the clipped reply.

  Dale piloted the rover out of the airlock and onto the regolith. I expected things to get bumpy but the suspension was very smooth. That, plus the area just outside had been flattened and smoothed over by years of frequent use.

  Bob’s rover was, simply put, the best rover on the moon. This was no dune buggy with awkward seats for EVA-suited passengers. It was fully pressurized and had a spacious interior with supplies and power enough to last for days. Both of our EVA suits were stored neatly in racks along the walls. The rover even had a partitioned airlock in the rear, meaning the cabin never had to lose pressure, even if someone went outside.

  Dale looked straight ahead while he drove. He refused to even cast me a sideways glance.

  “You know what?” I said. “It’s the EVA Guild that’s a threat to your livelihood, not me. Maybe protectionist bullshit isn’t the best policy.”

  “You’re probably right. We should let everyone play with the airlocks. I’m sure we can trust untrained people not to annihilate the city with the press of a button.”

  “Oh, please. The guild could have members operate the airlocks and let people manage their EVAs themselves. They’re just greedy fucks running a labor cartel. Pimps went out of style a long time ago, you know.”

  He snickered despite himself. “I’ve missed our political arguments.”

  “Me too.”

  I checked the time. We had a fairly tight schedule to keep. So far, so good.

  We turned southeast and headed toward the Berm a kilometer away. Not a long drive, but it would have been a very long walk, especially dragging the modified air shelter with us.

  The shelter clanked against the roof as we entered the rougher terrain. We both looked up at the source of the noise, then at each other.

  “It’s strapped down tight, right?” he asked.

  “You were there when we secured it,” I said.

  Clang.

  I winced. “If it falls off, we pick it up, I guess. It would cost us time we don’t have, but we could hustle.”

  “And hope it didn’t break.”

  “No way it breaks,” I said. “Dad did the welds. They’ll last until the sun goes cold.”

  “Yeah, about that,” he said, “will you be able to handle the next set of welds?”

  “Yes.”

  “And what if you can’t?”

  “I’ll die,” I said. “So I’m fairly motivated to get it right.”

  He turned left slightly. “Hang on. We’re crossing over the pipe.”

  The air pipeline that carried freshly minted oxygen from the smelter to Armstrong Bubble lay along the ground.

  On Earth, no one would be insane enough to ship pressurized oxygen gas through a pipeline. But on the lunar surface, there’s nothing to burn. Also, on Earth, they usually bury pipelines to protect the system from weather, animals, and idiot humans. We don’t do that here. Why would we? We don’t have weather or animals and all the idiot humans are mostly confined to the city.

  Dale managed the controls as the front end of the rover bucked up and down, then the rear did the same.

  “Is that really safe?” I asked. “Driving over a high-pressure line like that?”

  He adjusted one of the wheel motor controls. “That pipe’s walls are eight centimeters thick. We couldn’t hurt it if we tried.”

  “I have welding equipment. I could hurt it.”

  “You’re a pedantic little shit, you know that?”

 
“Yeah.”

  I looked through the roof porthole. Earth hung in the sky—a half-Earth, just like Lene’s watch had said.

  We’d strayed far enough from the city that the terrain became wholly natural. Dale navigated us around a boulder. “Tyler says hi.”

  “Give him my best.”

  “He really does care about—”

  “Don’t.”

  My Gizmo rang. I put it in a dashboard slot and it connected to the rover’s audio system. Of course the rover had an audio system. Bob traveled in style. “Yo.”

  “Yo, Jazz,” came Svoboda’s voice. “Where you guys at now? I don’t have a camera feed.”

  “Still en route. The suit cams are offline. Is Dad there?”

  “Yup, right next to me. Say hi, Ammar!”

  “Hello, Jasmine,” said Dad. “Your friend is…interesting.”

  “You get used to him,” I said. “Say hi to Dale.”

  “No.”

  Dale snorted.

  “Call me when you’re suited up,” said Svoboda.

  “Will do. Later.” I hung up.

  Dale shook his head. “Man, your dad really hates me. And it’s not about Tyler either. He hated me before all that.”

  “Not for the reasons you think,” I said. “I still remember when I told him you were gay. I thought he’d be pissed off, but he was relieved. He actually smiled.”

  “Huh?” Dale said.

  “Once he found out you weren’t nailing me, he warmed up to you a lot. But then, you know, then came the whole stealing-my-boyfriend thing.”

  “Right.”

  We crested a small rise and saw the flatlands ahead of us. The Berm stood a hundred meters away. Just beyond it would be the reactor complex and Sanchez’s bubble.

  “Fifteen minutes till we get there,” Dale said, apparently reading my thoughts. “Nervous?”

  “Shitting myself.”

  “Good,” he said. “I know you think you’re flawless on EVAs, but remember you flunked that test.”

  “Thanks for the pep talk.”

  “I’m just saying a little humility’s good on an EVA.”

  I stared out the side window. “Believe me, this past week has been humiliating enough.”