Philo Vance 12 Novels Complete Bundle

by S. S. Van Dine

  "That's not unnatural," commented Vance, "seeing how incompatible their temp'raments were. . . . By the bye, how did this suspicion show itself?"

  "Well, for one thing, they sometimes spied on each other. You see, their offices were adjoining, and they would listen to each other through the door. I did the secretarial work for both of them, and I often saw them listening. Several times they tried to find out things from me about each other."

  Vance smiled at her appreciatively.

  "Not a pleasant position for you."

  "Oh, I didn't mind it." She smiled back. "It amused me."

  "When was the last time you caught either one of them listening?" he asked.

  The girl quickly became serious. "The very last day Mr. Alvin Benson was alive, I saw the major standing by the door. Mr. Benson had a caller--a lady--and the major seemed very much interested. It was in the afternoon. Mr. Benson went home early that day--only about half an hour after the lady had gone. She called at the office again later, but he wasn't there, of course, and I told her he had already gone home."

  "Do you know who the lady was?" Vance asked her.

  "No, I don't," she said. "She didn't give her name."

  Vance asked a few other questions, after which we rode uptown in the subway with Miss Hoffman, taking leave of her at Twenty-third Street.

  Markham was silent and preoccupied during the trip. Nor did Vance make any comment until we were comfortably relaxed in the easy chairs of the Stuyvesant Club's lounge room. Then, lighting a cigarette lazily, he said, "You grasp the subtle mental processes leading up to my prophecy about Miss Hoffman's second coming--eh, what, Markham? Y'see, I knew friend Alvin had not paid that forged check without security, and I also knew that the tiff must have been about the security, for Pfyfe was not really worrying about being jailed by his alter ego. I rather suspect Pfyfe was trying to get the security back before paying off the note and was told there was 'nothing doing.' . . . Moreover, Little Goldilocks may be a nice girl and all that; but it isn't in the feminine temp'rament to sit next door to an altercation between two such rakes and not listen attentively. I shouldn't care, y' know, to have to decipher the typing she said she did during the episode. I was quite sure she heard more than she told; and I asked myself: Why this curtailment? The only logical answer was: Because the major had suggested it. And since the gnädiges Fräulein was a forthright Germanic soul, with an inbred streak of selfish and cautious honesty, I ventured the prognostication that as soon as she was out from under the benev'lent jurisdiction of her tutor, she would tell us the rest in order to save her own skin if the matter should come up later. . . . Not so cryptic when explained, what?"

  "That's all very well," conceded Markham petulantly. "But where does it get us?"

  "I shouldn't say that the forward movement was entirely imperceptible."

  Vance smoked awhile impassively. "You realize, I trust," he said, "that the mysterious package contained the security."

  "One might form such a conclusion," agreed Markham. "But the fact doesn't dumbfound me--if that's what you're hoping for."

  "And, of course," pursued Vance easily, "your legal mind, trained in the technique of ratiocination, has already identified it as the box of jewels that Mrs. Platz espied on Benson's table that fatal afternoon."

  Markham sat up suddenly, then sank back with a shrug.

  "Even if it was," he said, "I don't see how that helps us. Unless the major knew the package had nothing to do with the case, he would not have suggested to his secretary that she omit telling us about it."

  "Ah! But if the major knew that the package was an irrelevant item in the case, then he must also know something about the case--eh, what? Otherwise, he couldn't determine what was, and what was not, irrelevant. . . . I have felt all along that he knew more than he admitted. Don't forget that he put us on the track of Pfyfe, and also that he was quite pos'tive Captain Leacock was innocent."

  Markham thought for several minutes.

  "I'm beginning to see what you're driving at," he remarked slowly. "Those jewels, after all, may have an important bearing on the case. . . . I think I'll have a chat with the major about things."

  Shortly after dinner at the club that night Major Benson came into the lounge room where we had retired for our smoke; and Markham accosted him at once.

  "Major, aren't you willing to help me a little more in getting at the truth about your brother's death?" he asked.

  The other gazed at him searchingly; the inflection of Markham's voice belied the apparent casualness of the question.

  "God knows it's not my wish to put obstacles in your way," he said, carefully weighing each word. "I'd gladly give you any help I could. But there are one or two things I cannot tell you at this time. . . . If there was only myself to be considered," he added, "it would be different."

  "But you do suspect someone?" Vance put the question.

  "In a way--yes. I overheard a conversation in Alvin's office one day that took on added significance after his death."

  "You shouldn't let chivalry stand in the way," urged Markham. "If your suspicion is unfounded, the truth will surely come out."

  "But when I don't know, I certainly ought not to hazard a guess," affirmed the major. "I think it best that you solve this problem without me."

  Despite Markham's importunities, he would say no more; and shortly afterward he excused himself and went out.

  Markham, now profoundly worried, sat smoking restlessly, tapping the arm of his chair with his fingers.

  "Well, old bean, a bit involved, what?" commented Vance.

  "It's not so damned funny," Markham grumbled. "Everyone seems to know more about the case than the police or the district attorney's office."

  "Which wouldn't be so disconcertin' if they all weren't so deuced reticent," supplemented Vance cheerfully. "And the touchin' part of it is that each of 'em appears to be keeping still in order to shield someone else. Mrs. Platz began it; she lied about Benson's having any callers that afternoon because she didn't want to involve his tea companion. Miss St. Clair declined point-blank to tell you anything because she obviously didn't desire to cast suspicion on another. The captain became voiceless the moment you suggested his affianced bride was entangled. Even Leander refused to extricate himself from a delicate situation lest he implicate another. And now the major! . . . Most annoyin'. On the other hand, don't y' know, it's comfortin'--not to say upliftin'--to be dealing exclusively with such noble, self-sacrificin' souls."

  "Hell!" Markham put down his cigar and rose. "The case is getting on my nerves. I'm going to sleep on it and tackle it in the morning."

  "That ancient idea of sleeping on a problem is a fallacy," said Vance, as we walked out into Madison Avenue, "--an apologia, as it were, for one's not being able to think clearly. Poetic idea, y' know. All poets believe in it--nature's soft nurse, the balm of woe, childhood's mandragora, tired nature's sweet restorer, and that sort of thing. Silly notion. When the brain is keyed up and alive, it works far better than when apathetic from the torpor of sleep. Slumber is an anodyne--not a stimulus."

  "Well, you sit up and think," was Markham's surly advice.

  "That's what I'm going to do," blithely returned Vance; "but not about the Benson case. I did all the thinking I'm going to do along that line four days ago."

  17

  THE FORGED CHECK

  (Wednesday, June 19; forenoon.)

  We rode downtown with Markham the next morning, and though we arrived at his office before nine o'clock, Heath was already there waiting. He appeared worried, and when he spoke, his voice held an ill-disguised reproof for the district attorney.

  "What about this Leacock, Mr. Markham?" he asked. "It looks to me like we'd better grab him quick. We've been tailing him right along; and there's something funny going on. Yesterday morning he went to his bank and spent half an hour in the chief cashier's office. After that he visited his lawyer's and was there over an hour. Then he went back to the bank for anothe
r half hour. He dropped in to the Astor Grill for lunch but didn't eat anything--sat staring at the table. About two o'clock he called on the realty agents who have the handling of the building he lives in; and after he'd left, we found out he'd offered his apartment for sublease beginning tomorrow. Then he paid six calls on friends of his and went home. After dinner my man rang his apartment bell and asked for Mr. Hoozitz;--Leacock was packing up! . . . It looks to me like a getaway."

  Markham frowned. Heath's report clearly troubled him; but before he could answer, Vance spoke. "Why this perturbation, Sergeant? You're watching the captain. I'm sure he can't slip from your vigilant clutches."

  Markham looked at Vance a moment, then turned to Heath. "Let it go at that. But if Leacock attempts to leave the city, nab him."

  Heath went out sullenly.

  "By the bye, Markham," said Vance; "don't make an appointment for half past twelve today. You already have one, don't y' know. And with a lady."

  Markham put down his pen and stared. "What new damned nonsense is this?"

  "I made an engagement for you. Called the lady by phone this morning. I'm sure I woke the dear up."

  Markham spluttered, striving to articulate his angry protest.

  Vance held up his hand soothingly.

  "And you simply must keep the engagement. Y' see, I told her it was you speaking; and it would be shocking taste not to appear. . . . I promise, you won't regret meeting her," he added. "Things looked so sadly befuddled last night--I couldn't bear to see you suffering so. Cons'quently, I arranged for you to see Mrs. Paula Banning, Pfyfe's Eloïse, y' know. I'm pos'tive she'll be able to dispel some of this inspissated gloom that's enveloping you."

  "See here, Vance!" Markham growled. "I happen to be running this office--" He stopped abruptly, realizing the hopelessness of making headway against the other's blandness. Moreover, I think, the prospect of interviewing Mrs. Paula Banning was not wholly alien to his inclinations. His resentment slowly ebbed, and when he again spoke, his voice was almost matter-of-fact.

  "Since you've committed me, I'll see her. But I'd rather Pfyfe wasn't in such close communication with her. He's apt to drop in--with preconcerted unexpectedness."

  "Funny," murmured Vance. "I thought of that myself. . . . That's why I phoned him last night that he could return to Long Island."

  "You phoned him!"

  "Awf'lly sorry and all that," Vance apologized. "But you'd gone to bed. Sleep was knitting up your raveled sleave of care; and I couldn't bring myself to disturb you. . . . Pfyfe was so grateful, too. Most touchin'. Said his wife also would be grateful. He was pathetically consid'rate about Mrs. Pfyfe. But I fear he'll need all his velvety forensic powers to explain his absence."

  "In what other quarters have you involved me during my absence?" asked Markham acrimoniously.

  "That's all," replied Vance, rising and strolling to the window.

  He stood looking out, smoking thoughtfully. When he turned back to the room, his bantering air had gone. He sat down facing Markham.

  "The major has practically admitted to us," he said, "that he knows more about this affair than he has told. You naturally can't push the point, in view of his hon'rable attitude in the matter. And yet, he's willing for you to find out what he knows, as long as he doesn't tell you himself--that was unquestionably the stand he took last night. Now, I believe there's a way you can find out without calling upon him to go against his principles. . . . You recall Miss Hoffman's story of the eavesdropping; and you also recall that he told you he heard a conversation which, in the light of Benson's murder, became significant. It's quite prob'ble, therefore, that the major's knowledge has to do with something connected with the business of the firm, or at least with one of the firm's clients."

  Vance slowly lit another cigarette.

  "My suggestion is this: Call up the major and ask permission to send a man to take a peep at his ledger accounts and his purchase and sales books. Tell him you want to find out about the transactions of one of his clients. Intimate that it's Miss St. Clair--or Pfyfe, if you like. I have a strange mediumistic feeling that, in this way, you'll get on the track of the person he's shielding. And I'm also assailed by the premonition that he'll welcome your interest in his ledger."

  The plan did not appeal to Markham as feasible or fraught with possibilities; and it was evident he disliked making such a request of Major Benson. But so determined was Vance, so earnestly did he argue his point, that in the end Markham acquiesced.

  "He was quite willing to let me send a man," said Markham, hanging up the receiver. "In fact, he seemed eager to give me every assistance."

  "I thought he'd take kindly to the suggestion," said Vance. "Y' see, if you discover for yourself whom he suspects, it relieves him of the onus of having tattled."

  Markham rang for Swacker. "Call up Stitt and tell him I want to see him here before noon--that I have an immediate job for him."

  "Stitt," Markham explained to Vance, "is the head of a firm of public accountants over in the New York Life Building. I use him a good deal on work like this."

  Shortly before noon Stitt came. He was a prematurely old young man, with a sharp, shrewd face and a perpetual frown. The prospect of working for the district attorney pleased him.

  Markham explained briefly what was wanted, and revealed enough of the case to guide him in his task. The man grasped the situation immediately and made one or two notes on the back of a dilapidated envelope.

  Vance also, during the instructions, had jotted down some notations on a piece of paper.

  Markham stood up and took his hat.

  "Now, I suppose, I must keep the appointment you made for me," he complained to Vance. Then: "Come, Stitt, I'll take you down with us in the judges' private elevator."

  "If you don't mind," interposed Vance, "Mr. Stitt and I will forgo the honor and mingle with the commoners in the public lift. We'll meet you downstairs."

  Taking the accountant by the arm, he led him out through the main waiting room. It was ten minutes, however, before he joined us.

  We took the subway to Seventy-second Street and walked up West End Avenue to Mrs. Paula Banning's address. She lived in a small apartment house just around the corner in Seventy-fifth Street. As we stood before her door, waiting for an answer to our ring, a strong odor of Chinese incense drifted out to us.

  "Ah! That facilitates matters," said Vance, sniffing. "Ladies who burn joss sticks are invariably sentimental."

  Mrs. Banning was a tall, slightly adipose woman of indeterminate age, with straw-colored hair and a pink-and-white complexion. Her face in repose possessed a youthful and vacuous innocence; but the expression was only superficial. Her eyes, a very light blue, were hard; and a slight puffiness about her cheekbones and beneath her chin attested to years of idle and indulgent living. She was not unattractive, however, in a vivid, flamboyant way; and her manner, when she ushered us into her overfurnished and rococo living room, was one of easygoing good-fellowship.

  When we were seated and Markham had apologized for our intrusion, Vance at once assumed the role of interviewer. During his opening explanatory remarks he appraised the woman carefully, as if seeking to determine the best means of approaching her for the information he wanted.

  After a few minutes of verbal reconnoitering, he asked permission to smoke and offered Mrs. Banning one of his cigarettes, which she accepted. Then he smiled at her in a spirit of appreciative geniality and relaxed comfortably in his chair. He conveyed the impression that he was fully prepared to sympathize with anything she might tell him.

  "Mr. Pfyfe strove very hard to keep you entirely out of this affair," said Vance; "and we fully appreciate his delicacy in so doing. But certain circumst'nces connected with Mr. Benson's death have inadvertently involved you in the case; and you can best help us and yourself--and particularly Mr. Pfyfe--by telling us what we want to know and trusting to our discretion and understanding."

  He had emphasized Pfyfe's name, giving it a significan
t intonation; and the woman had glanced down uneasily. Her apprehension was apparent, and when she looked up into Vance's eyes, she was asking herself: How much does he know? as plainly as if she had spoken the words audibly.

  "I can't imagine what you want me to tell you," she said, with an effort at astonishment. "You know that Andy was not in New York that night." (Her designating of the elegant and superior Pfyfe as "Andy" sounded almost like lèse-majesté.) "He didn't arrive in the city until nearly nine the next morning."

  "Didn't you read in the newspapers about the gray Cadillac that was parked in front of Benson's house?" Vance, in putting the question, imitated her own astonishment.

  She smiled confidently. "That wasn't Andy's car. He took the eight o'clock train to New York the next morning. He said it was lucky that he did, seeing that a machine just like his had been at Mr. Benson's the night before."

  She had spoken with the sincerity of complete assurance. It was evident that Pfyfe had lied to her on this point.

  Vance did not disabuse her; in fact, he gave her to understand that he accepted her explanation and consequently dismissed the idea of Pfyfe's presence in New York on the night of the murder.

  "I had in mind a connection of a somewhat diff'rent nature when I mentioned you and Mr. Pfyfe as having been drawn into the case. I referred to a personal relationship between you and Mr. Benson."

  She assumed an attitude of smiling indifference.

  "I'm afraid you've m'ade another mistake." She spoke lightly. "Mr. Benson and I were not even friends. Indeed, I scarcely knew him."

  There was an overtone of emphasis in her denial--a slight eagerness which, in indicating a conscious desire to be believed, robbed her remark of the complete casualness she had intended.

  "Even a business relationship may have its personal side," Vance reminded her; "especially when the intermediary is an intimate friend of both parties to the transaction."