Briar Patch Boogie: A Hap and Leonard Novelette
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“He killed her in anger?” Hanson asked.
“No. I mean frenzy. I mean it in the same way it’s used to describe the feeding insanity of sharks and piranha. An uncontrollable urge, a temporary madness. In this case joy at the sight of blood and pain, or so I guess. The neck was hacked to pieces. You saw that.”
“Don’t remind me,” Hanson said.
“Any of the other wounds were enough to do her in, the stomach for instance, but that would have taken longer. From the looks of the cuts on her hands and feet, and the nicks below her eyelids, I’d say he tortured her some. Removal of the lips, sexual organs, that’s not uncommon in crimes like this.”
“He did all that?” Hanson asked.
“You weren’t looking very close,” Warren said.
“I admit I didn’t get down on my hands and knees and sniff.”
Warren made a sour smile. “He stuffed those items into the ripped cavity of her stomach.”
“Christ,” Hanson said softly.
“He also knocked out a couple of her front teeth, probably when he was forcing her panties down her throat. The missing eye—which the investigating officer discovered in the alley—was probably dug out with the point of a sharp instrument. Most likely, considering the damage to the eye socket and the lid, something bigger than a knife. A sword or bayonet maybe. I think after killing her he was working on the body when this man—what’s his name?—I have a terrible memory for those reports…”
Like hell you do, thought Hanson, but he said, “Smokey, or at least that’s what’s on your preliminary report from Higgins.”
“Yes. Well, when this Smokey came up he had to leave her. Or maybe he just quit. Her arms were bound behind her back with her pants. That and the gag meant he planned to stay awhile.”
“She raped?” Hanson asked.
“Can tell you later for sure. Probably. I can tell you this much. According to what the officer found after his search in the alley, and after reading his report and making my preliminary examination of the body, it’s a certainty that the killer sliced off the breasts and took them with him.”
“Sonofabitch,” Clark said.
“And he just took his time,” Hanson said. “Right there in the goddamned alley, easy as you please.”
“People aren’t exactly the investigative type down there,” Doc
Warren said. “Besides, that’s part of the thrill for this guy. The fear of discovery. Sex offenders—and this is a sex crime, I’ll stake my reputation on that—get off to that sort of thing. It heightens the act for them. It was probably that way with Jack the Ripper, the Zodiac Killer, the Boston Strangler and the Skid Row Slasher. All those crimes were committed right under people’s noses. I think we’ve got a real screwo here. ’Course I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’d say he’s a necrophiliac—a dead body lover; a dismemberer. That’s why I say he wasn’t finished with the body yet. I think he just got started with the head. The arms and legs were next.
“You know, Hitler was reputed to be a necrophiliac. I read once where a mutilated soldier’s body excited him so much, they practically had to drag him off the battlefield.”
“Yeah,” Clark said. “I think I’ve heard that story, too.”
“But this guy,” Hanson said, “he’s going to try and pull this sort of thing again, isn’t he? He’s going to make it a string. Right?”
“I’m no clairvoyant,” Doc Warren said, “but from what I’ve seen in the past, and I’ve seen quite a bit in the many years I’ve been at this, and from what I’ve read and studied—and I admit to a certain morbid fascination with this sort of thing…”
“We always figured you were sort of…special…to want to do this sort of work in the first place,” Clark said dryly.
Warren smiled, unoffended. “I’d say, my friends, just between us chickens, guessing you understand, this is probably just the beginning.”
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Mucho Mojo (1994)
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Hyenas (a novella) (2011)
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Blue to the Bone
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The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels (1989)
The Drive-In: A Double-Feature (1997, omnibus)
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The Ned the Seal trilogy
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Flaming London (2006)
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The Sky Done Ripped (release date unknown)
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Act of Love (1980)
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Dead in the West (1986) (written in 1980)
Magic Wagon (1986)
The Nightrunners (1987)
Cold in July (1989)
Tarzan: the Lost Adventure (1995) (with Edgar Rice Burroughs)
The Boar (1998)
Freezer Burn (1999)
Waltz of Shadows (1999)
Something Lumber This Way Comes (1999) (Children's book)
The Big Blow (2000)
Blood Dance (2000)
The Bottoms (2000)
A Fine Dark Line (2002)
Sunset and Sawdust (2004)
Lost Echoes (2007)
Leather Maiden (2008)
Under the Warrior Sun (2010)
All the Earth, Thrown to the Sky (2011)
Edge of Dark Water (2012)
In Waders from Mars (children's book) (2012)
The Thicket (2013)
Hot in December (2013)
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