Barking Detective 04 - The Chihuahua Always Sniffs Twice

by Waverly Curtis

  LOST LAKES LAVENDER SHORTBREAD

  ¼ cup lavender buds

  ½ cup sugar

  2 sticks unsalted butter

  2 cups flour

  In a food processor, process ¼ cup of sugar with the lavender buds. Add another ¼ cup of sugar and 2 sticks of unsalted butter. Cream together. Add the flour. Press the crumbly dough firmly into a round pie pan. Pierce the dough with a fork in a decorative design and flute the edges. Bake at 350 for 30 to 35 minutes.

  Acknowledgments

  Seattle is a great place to live if you are a writer. We’re thankful for all the folks around us who like to talk about and celebrate the writing life. Several members of our local writing community deserve a special thank-you: Kevin O’Brien, our fellow Kensington writer, for career advice. Tracy Weber, author of the Downward Dog mysteries, for shepherding us through conferences. Judith Gille, author of The View from Casa Chepitos, for reviewing Pepe’s Spanish (any mistakes that remain are ours). Shayla Simuel and Monte Hakola, Pepe wranglers, for prepping the real Pepe for his personal appearances. And our friends, the booksellers at our local independent bookstores who welcome us: Karen, Casey, Justus, and Brandi at Elliot Bay Book Company, Wendy at Third Place Books, Olivia at University Bookstore, and Fran, Adel, and J.B. at the Seattle Mystery Book Shop.

  We also thank the members of our writing group—Linda Anderson, Rachel Bukey, and Janis Wildy—who listen when we read and chuckle in the right places. In addition, we thank the Shipping Group members, who help us with our social media strategy and website design, as well as the members of the local chapter of Sisters in Crime, who provide camaraderie, education, and a great holiday party.

  Special thanks and affection to Faizel Kahn, the owner of the coffee shop where we meet every Tuesday afternoon. Faizel keeps us well supplied with food and coffee while we argue over whom and how to kill. If you ever want to see the best Yelp reviews in the world, look up Café Argento in Seattle. Better yet, go visit.

  We add a special thank-you to our agent, Stephany Evans, whose initials SE also stand for Super Editor. She always makes our first sentence (and many subsequent ones) better. Our editor at Kensington, Michaela Hamilton tempers her gentle reminders of our deadlines with encouragement and enthusiasm.

  Finally, we are most grateful to our families: Curt’s wife, Stephanie, and Waverly’s daughter, Shaw, who make our writing lives possible.

  Don’t miss the next delightful entry in the

  Barking Detective mystery series—

  THE SILENCE OF THE CHIHUAHUAS

  Coming from Kensington in 2015!

  Keep reading to enjoy a sample excerpt . . .

  Chapter 1

  The veterinarian was a short man shaped like an egg, with a rounded torso that narrowed at either end to a bald head on top and tiny feet at the bottom. He wore rimless glasses and a white lab coat.

  “Hello, I’m Norman Dodd,” he said, holding out his hand. It was small and clammy. Nonetheless, I clung to it as he pumped mine up and down. I had never consulted a vet before about my new Chihuahua, Pepe, but now I was really worried.

  Pepe was one of a group of Chihuahuas who had been flown up to Seattle from L.A., where they were being abandoned in record numbers. I had adopted him six months earlier, and he had become my best friend and partner in my work as a private detective.

  “Why are you here today?” Dr. Dodd asked, consulting the clipboard the receptionist had placed on the counter in the exam room at the Lake Union Animal Clinic. Pepe sat on the metal table, his long ears perked forward, his dark eyes fixed on me. I wished I could tell what he was thinking. That was the problem.

  “My dog stopped talking to me,” I said. “About four days ago.”

  The vet had been running his pudgy fingers along the sides of Pepe’s white flanks.

  “What do you mean?” he asked. “He used to bark a lot, and now he’s stopped?” He chuckled. “Some Chihuahua owners would celebrate!”

  “No, it’s not that,” I said.

  “Then what do you mean?”

  “I mean he used to talk to me, and then four days ago he mysteriously stopped talking.”

  The vet’s eyes narrowed. “Define talking!”

  “He spoke,” I said. “Words strung together into complete sentences. He has a great vocabulary. A bit of Spanish. Mostly English.”

  Pepe sat on the table, smiling up at me with those big dark eyes.

  “What’s wrong with you?” I asked, addressing him as I had many times during the last four days. “Why don’t you speak?”

  Dr. Dodd shook his head. “I think you’ve come to the wrong place, miss,” he said. “You don’t need a vet. You need a shrink.”

  I didn’t tell him I had already consulted with my counselor. Suzanna already knows about my talking dog, and when I told her he had stopped talking, she congratulated me.

  “So what do you think caused you to own your thoughts and feelings instead of projecting them onto your dog?” she asked with a happy smile.

  “You don’t understand,” I said. “He was really helping me. I don’t think I could have solved any of those cases without him.” Pepe and I had been responsible for catching several murderers, kidnappers, and bad dogs, while working for the private investigation agency run by Jimmy Gerrard.

  “Geri, it has always puzzled me that you want to give credit to your dog. Why not acknowledge and celebrate your own accomplishments?”

  “But that’s wrong!” I said. Meanwhile, Pepe just sat there, on top of one of the many pillows in Suzanna’s office, seeming quite pleased with himself without saying a word.

  “What’s wrong with you?” I asked him. “You always want to take credit for everything we do.” My dog is a bit of an attention hound.

  “Geri,” said Suzanna, “if I didn’t think this was just a metaphor, I’d be very concerned about your mental state. If you persist in this delusion, I think you should consider in-patient treatment.”

  I saw Pepe flinch at that. Thank God, he was still registering his reactions, if not actually expressing his opinion. And like many dog owners, I could read my dog fairly accurately. “You don’t want that,” I said to him. “You don’t want me to go away. They won’t let you come with me.”

  “Do you want me to check into some possibilities for you?” said Suzanna. “Or perhaps I should refer you to a psychiatrist?” Suzanna had been licensed as a counselor in the state of Washington after she earned her MA, but she can’t prescribe medication. It takes someone with an MD to diagnose and write prescriptions.

  “I don’t need a psychiatrist,” I said. “My dog does!” I glared at Pepe. He looked a little worried. One ear quirked forward.

  “Do you have referrals to dog shrinks?” I asked a little loudly and defiantly, directing the words at Pepe, not at Suzanna.

  “I actually know several,” said Suzanna. “Dr. Mallard was very helpful when my cat started hiding under the furniture. He gave her some antianxiety medication, and that cleared up her symptoms.” She got up, went over to her desk, and flipped through her Rolodex. She picked out a card and handed it to me.

  “Thanks,” I said, getting up, “I think I will look into that.” I could tell by Pepe’s expression that he was upset. Good! I was upset, too. Maybe it would upset him enough that he would start talking.

  I couldn’t understand why he had stopped.

  The irony is that I had spent the past six months trying to convince people, including my boss, Jimmy Gerrard, and my boyfriend, Felix Navarro, that my dog talked. They were just starting to entertain that possibility when he stopped. Now what? They would think I was crazy. Apparently everyone did.

  The vet was talking again. “I’ll check his vocal cords. See if there’s anything causing problems in his throat. Perhaps he ate something . . .” He pried open Pepe’s jaws and peered inside, waving around a little flashlight. “Nope. That all looks normal.” He patted Pepe on the head. “I can’t see anything that would cause him to stop barki
ng. Of course, if you want, we can take some blood and do some tests . . .”

  I saw the fright in Pepe’s eyes, but I nodded. “Yes, I think that’s a good idea!” If he wasn’t going to tell me what was going on, I would do everything in my power to figure it out on my own. But, really, mostly I was terribly hurt. I don’t know if this has ever happened to you: your best friend suddenly stops speaking to you, won’t return your calls, won’t answer your questions about what’s going on.

  It had happened to me just a few months earlier, and it was still painful. I had been working with Brad for over five years, ever since we both graduated from interior design school. He opened a small shop where he refinished furniture he picked up at auction sales and then sold it to his clients. He let me use the back of the shop for my own thrift-store finds and loaned me pieces I needed for my short-lived career as a stager.

  Then suddenly I couldn’t get in contact with him. When I went by the shop, it was closed. When I called him, my calls went straight to voice mail. I was desperately worried about him and also confused. Had I done something wrong? I kept going back over the last conversation I had with him. We had been in the back of the shop, surrounded by pieces of furniture in various stages of refurbishing. A stuffed owl looked over the scene from a perch on a grandfather clock. The skeletal remains of a Victorian sofa occupied one corner. A cracked blue-and-white Chinese vase sat on top of a mahogany drop-leaf table. Brad was at his sewing machine, stitching pink piping around an olive-drab velvet pillow. It seemed like an ordinary conversation. We talked about his volatile relationship with his partner, Jay. We discussed whether or not he should agree to the color scheme his client Mrs. Fairchild demanded for her kitchen.

  “Lemon yellow is such a harsh color to live with,” I had said. And that was the last thing I remembered from that day. Surely my opinion about paint colors had not been so outrageous as to cause the rift in our friendship.

  I came back to the present. Dr. Dodd was staring at me, waiting for my answer.

  “Yes, let’s go ahead and do some blood work!” I said.

  Pepe just stared at me with his big eyes. He wasn’t talking, but his message was clear: “Please don’t do this to me!” But I was desperate. I needed to know what was going on. If anything was going to get him to talk, it would be getting poked with a needle. He hates it. He began to tremble, but still he didn’t speak. When the vet sunk the needle into his little flank, he merely squeaked.

  “We’ll call you if anything unusual shows up in the results,” the vet said.

  We left the vet’s office and went out into a typical September day in Seattle. Sunny but with a hint of coolness in the air. I had one more place to go. Since Pepe wasn’t talking to me, I thought I would go visit Brad and see if I could get him to talk to me.

  The clinic was on Eastlake Boulevard, just a few blocks from my condo. And Brad’s shop was also on Eastlake, in the other direction, down near the University Bridge, a drawbridge that spans the man-made canal connecting Lake Washington to the east with Lake Union, Seattle’s most urban lake, surrounded, as it is, by houseboats and restaurants.

  Pepe trotted ahead of me, wearing his little turquoise harness, his white tail wagging from side to side, held high and curving over his back like a comma. He seemed like just a happy little normal Chihuahua, if a Chihuahua can ever be normal. Maybe I would have to get used to the fact that my dog was no longer extraordinary. Maybe that was what was truly bothering me. Either that or the distinct possibility that I was crazy.

  We were still a block from the shop when I began to realize something was definitely wrong. The little sign that hung above the door was missing. And as we got closer, I could see that the big front window was dark. Usually Brad has a striking tableau in the window, designed to catch the eye of motorists driving by: maybe a tiger-striped chair next to a red ceramic vase full of pampas grass on top of a black lacquered table edged with gold. Or a Victorian sofa upholstered in buttercup yellow underneath a chandelier made of orange pill bottles.

  Now, as we approached the front door, I saw that the interior was completely empty. I cupped my hands and peered through the window. The concrete floor was cleared, except for a pile of trash in the corner, and the walls were bare. I dug my key out of my purse and tried it in the lock, but it didn’t work. I tried to turn the doorknob, but it didn’t move.

  “What happened to my stuff?” I asked Pepe, but he didn’t answer me, just lifted his leg and peed on the corner of the building. I walked around the corner and through the tiny parking lot. The windows on the side were up too high for me to see inside the back room, which is where I kept my current projects and my tools. But when I got to the back door and peered through its window, the room looked empty as well, although it was hard to tell as the cavernous space was full of shadows.

  The telephone was ringing as we walked in through the front door of my condo. For a moment, I thought it might be Brad, calling to tell me what was going on. But that would be crazy, right?

  I looked at the caller ID, and it wasn’t a number I recognized. The cryptic ID ended with the word Hospital. I grabbed it up and said, “Hello?”

  “Is that you, Geri?” said the female voice on the other end of the line. She sounded familiar.

  “Who is this?” I asked.

  “You’ve got to help me!” said the woman on the other end. Her voice was rising in pitch and intensity. “They’re holding me captive.”

  And then there was a brief scuffle on the other end, and I heard the dial tone.

  “That’s weird,” I said to Pepe, as he poked his head out from the kitchen door, clearly curious about what I was doing. “I think that was my sister.”

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