The Dark Tower tdt-7

by Stephen King

  No, wait.

  Wait just a second.

  Jake had no idea how good his mental connection tp Oy actually was, but thought he would soon find out.

  “Oy!”

  The calling voices of the low men were now horribly close.

  Soon they would see the boy and the bumbler stopped here and break into a charge. Oy could smell them coming but looked at Jake calmly enough anyway. At his beloved Jake, for whom he would die if called upon to do so.

  “Oy, can you change places with me?”

  It turned out that he could.

  EIGHT

  Oy tottered erect with Ake in his arms, swaying back and forth, horrified to discover how narrow the boy’s range of balance was. The idea of walking even a short distance on but two legs was terribly daunting, yet it would have to be done, and done at once. Ake said so.

  For his part, Jake knew he would have to shut the borrowed eyes he was looking through. He was in Oy’s head but he could still see the triceratops; now he could also see a pterodactyl cruising the hot air above the clearing, its leathery wings stretched to catch the thermals blowing from the air-exchangers.

  Oy! You have to do it on your own. And if we ’re going to stay ahead of them you have to do it now.

  Ake! Oy responded, and took a tentative step forward. The boy’s body wavered from side to side, out to the very edge of balance and then beyond. Ake’s stupid two-legs body tumbled sideways. Oy tried to save it and only made the tumble worse, going down on the boy’s right side and bumping Ake’s furry head.

  Oy tried to bark his frustration. What came out of Ake’s mouth was a stupid thing that was more word than sound:

  “Bark! Ark! SAif-barkl”

  “I hear him!” someone shouted. “Run! Come on, doubletime, you useless cunts! Before the little bastard gets to the door!”

  Ake’s ears weren’t keen, but with the way the tile walls magnified sounds, that was no problem. Oy could hear their running footfalls.

  “You have to get up and go.I” Jake tried to yell, and what came out was a garbled, barking sentence: “Ake-Ake, affal Up n go!”

  Under other circumstances it might have been funny, but not under these.

  Oy got up by putting Ake’s back against the wall and pushing with Ake’s legs. At last he was getting the hang of the motor controls; they were in a place Ake called Dogan and were fairly simple. Off to the left, however, an arched corridor led into a huge room filled with mirror-bright machinery. Oy knew that if he went into that place-the chamber where Ake kept all his marvelous thoughts and his store of words-he would be lost forever.

  Luckily, he didn’t need to. Everything he needed was in the Dogan. Left foot… forward. (And pause.) Right foot… forward.

  (Andpause.) Hold die thing that looks like a billy-bumbler but is really your friend and use the other arm for balance.

  Resist the urge to drop to all fours and crawl. The pursuers will catch up if he does that; he can no longer smell them (not Ake’s amazingly stupid little bulb of a snout), but he is sure of it, all the same.

  For his part, Jake could smell them clearly, at least a dozen and maybe as many as sixteen. Their bodies were perfect engines of stink, and they pushed the aroma ahead of them in a dirty cloud. He could smell the asparagus one had had for dinner; could smell the meaty, wrong aroma of the cancer which was growing in another, probably in his head but perhaps in his throat.

  Then he heard the triceratops roar again. It was answered by the bird-thing riding the air overhead.

  Jake closed his-well, Oy’s-eyes. In the dark, the bumbler’s side-to-side motion was even worse. Jake was concerned that if he had to put up with much of it (especially with his eyes shut), he would ralph his guts out. Just call him ’Bama the Seasick Sailor.

  Go, Oy, he thought. Fast as you can. Don’t fall down again, but… fast as you can!

  NINE

  Had Eddie been there, he might have been reminded of Mrs.

  Mislaburski from up the block: Mrs. Mislaburski in February, after a sleet storm, when the sidewalk was glazed with ice and not yet salted down. But, ice or no ice, she would not be kept from her daily chop or bit offish at the Castle Avenue Market

  (or from mass on Sunday, for Mrs. Mislaburski was perhaps the most devout Catholic in Co-Op City). So here she came, thick legs spread, candy-pink in their support hose, one arm clutching her purse to her immense bosom, the other held out for balance, head down, eyes searching for the islands of ashes where some responsible building super had already been out (Jesus and Mother Mary bless those good men), also for the treacherous patches that would defeat her, that would send her whoopsy with her large pink knees flying apart, and down she’d come on her sit-upon, or maybe on her back, a woman could break her spine, a woman could be paralyzed like poor Mrs. Bernstein’s daughter that was in the car accident in Mamaroneck, such things happened. And so she ignored the catcalls of the children (Henry Dean and his little brother Eddie often among them) and went on her way, head down, arm outstretched for balance, sturdy black old lady’s purse curled to her midsection, determined that if she did go whoopsymy-daisy she would protect her purse and its contents at all costs, would fall on it like Joe Namath falling on the football after a sack.

  So did Oy of Mid-World walk the body of Jake along a stretch of underground corridor that looked (to him, at least) pretty much like all the rest. The only difference he could see was the three holes on either side, with big glass eyes looking out of them, eyes that made a low and constant humming sound.

  In his arms was something that looked like a bumbler with its eyes squeezed tightly shut. Had they been open, Jake might have recognized these things as projecting devices. More likely he would not have seen them at all.

  Walking slowly (Oy knew they were gaining, but he also knew that walking slowly was better than falling down), legs spread wide and shuffling along, holding Ake curled to his chest just as Mrs. Mislaburski had held her purse on those icy days, he made his way past the glass eyes. The hum faded. Was it far enough? He hoped so. Walking like a human was simply too hard, too nerve-wracking. So was being close to all of Ake’s thinking machinery. He felt an urge to turn and look at it-all those bright mirror surfaces!-but didn’t. To look might well bring on hypnosis. Or something worse.

  He stopped. “Jake! Look! See!”

  Jake tried to reply Okay and barked, instead. Pretty funny.

  He cautiously opened his eyes and saw tiled wall on both sides.

  There was grass and tiny sprays of fern still growing out of it, true enough, but it was tile. It was corridor. He looked behind him and saw the clearing. The triceratops had forgotten them.

  It was locked in a battle to the death with the Tyrannasorbet, a scene he recalled with complete clarity from The Lost Continent.

  The girl with the bodacious ta-tas had watched the battle from the safety of Cesar Romero’s arms, and when the cartoon Tyrannasorbet had clamped its huge mouth over the triceratops’s face in a death-bite, the girl had buried her own face against Cesar Romero’s manly chest.

  “Oy!"Jake barked, but barking was lame and he switched to thinking, instead.

  Change back with me!

  Oy was eager to comply-never had he wanted anything so much-but before they could effect the swap, the pursuers caught sight of them.

  “Theah!” shouted the one with the Boston accent-he who had proclaimed that the Faddahwas dinnah. “Theah they aah!

  Get em! Shoot em!”

  And, as Jake and Oy switched their minds back into their proper bodies, the first bullets began to flick the air around them like snapping fingers.

  TEN

  The fellow leading the pursuers was a man named Flaherty. Of the seventeen of them, he was the only hume. The rest save one were low men and vampires. The last was a taheen with the head of an intelligent stoat and a pair of huge hairy legs protruding from Bermuda shorts. Below the legs were narrow feet that ended in brutally sharp thorns. A single kick from one
of Lamia’s feet could cut a full-grown man in half.

  Flaherty-raised in Boston, for the last twenty years one of the King’s men in a score of late-twentieth-century New Yorks-had put together his posse as fast as he could, in a nerve-roasting agony of fear and fury. Nothing gets into the Pig.

  That was what Sayre had told Meiman. And anything that did get in was not, under any circumstances, to be allowed out.

  That went double for the gunslinger or any of his ka-tet. Their meddling had long since passed the merely annoying stage, and you didn’t have to be one of the elite to know it. But now Meiman, who had been called the Canary by his few friends, was dead and the kid had somehow gotten past them. A kid,for God’s love! A fucking kid! But how were they to know that the two of them would have such a powerful totem as that turtle?

  If the damn thing hadn’t happened to bounce beneath one of the tables, it might be holding them in place still.

  Flaherty knew it was true, but also knew that Sayre would never accept it as a valid argument. Would not even give him,

  Flaherty, a chance to put it forward. No, he would be dead long before that, and the others, as well. Sprawled on the floor with the doctor-bugs gorging on their blood.

  It was easy to say that the kid would be stopped at the door, that he wouldn’t-couldn’t-know any of the authorization phrases that opened it, but Flaherty no longer trusted such ideas, tempting as they might be. All bets were off, and Flaherty felt a soaring sense of relief when he saw the kid and his furry little pal stopped up ahead. Several of the posse fired, but missed.

  Flaherty wasn’t surprised. There was some sort of green area between them and the kid, a fucking swatch of jungle under the city was what it looked like, and a mist was rising, making it hard to aim. Plus some kind of ridiculous cartoon dinosaurs! One of them raised its blood-smeared head and roared at them, holding its tiny forepaws against its scaly chest.

  Looks like a dragon, Flaherty thought, and before his eyes the cartoon dinosaur became-A dragon. It roared and spewed a jet of fire that set several dangling vines and a mat of hanging moss to burning. The kid, meanwhile, was on the move again.

  Lamia, the stoat-headed taheen, pushed his way to the forefront and raised one furred fist to his forehead. Flaherty returned the salute impatiently. “What’s down theah, Lam? Do you know?”

  Flaherty himself had never been below the Pig. When he traveled on business, it was always between New Yorks, which meant using either the door on Forty-seventh Street between First and Second, the one in the eternally empty warehouse on Bleecker Street (only in some worlds that one was an eternally half-completed building), or the one way uptown on Ninetyfourth Street. (The last was now on the blink much of the time, and of course nobody knew how to fix it.) There were doors in the city-New York was lousy with portals to other wheres and whens-but those were the only ones that still worked.

  And the one to Fedic, of course. The one up ahead.

  “’Tis a mirage-maker,” the stoat-thing said. Its voice was wet and rumbling and very far from human. “’Yon machine trolls for what ye fear and makes it real. Sayre would’ve turned it on when he and his tet passed with the blackskin jilly. To keep

  “is backtrail safe, ye do ken.”

  Flaherty nodded. A mind-trap. Very clever. Yet how good was it, really? Somehow the cursed shitting boy had passed, hadn’t he?

  “Whatever the boy saw will turn into what we fear,” the taheen said. “It works on imagination.”

  Imagination. Flaherty seized on the word. “Fine. Whatevah they see down theah, tell em to just ignore it.”

  He raised an arm to motion his men onward, greatly relieved by what Lam had told him. Because they had to press the chase, didn’t they? Sayre (or Walter o’ Dim, who was even worse) would very likely kill die lot of diem if they failed to stop yon snot-babby. And Flaherty really did?ear die idea of dragons, that was die odier uiing; had ever since his fadier had read him a story about such when he was a boy.

  The taheen stopped him before he could complete the let’s-go gesture.

  “What now, Lam?” Flaherty snarled.

  “You don’t understand. What’s down there is real enough to kill you. To kill all of us.”

  “What do you see, then?” This was no time to be curious, but that had always been Conor Flaherty’s curse.

  Lamia lowered his head. “I don’t like to say. ’Tis bad enough. The point is, sai, we’ll die down there if we’re not careful.

  What happened to you might look like a stroke or a heart attack to a cut-em-up man, but t’would be whatever you see down there. Anyone who doesn’t diink die imagination can kill is a fool.”

  … The rest had gathered behind the taheen now. They were alternating glances into the hazy clearing with looks at Lamia.

  Flaherty didn’t like what he saw on their faces, not a bit. Rilling one or two of those least willing to veil their sullen eyes might restore the enthusiasm of the rest, but what good would that do if Lamia was right? Cursed old people, always leaving their toys behind! Dangerous toys! How they complicated a man’s life! A pox on every last one!

  “Then how do we get past?” Flaherty cried. “For that mattah, how did the brat get past?”

  “Dunno about the brat,” Lamia said, “but all we need to do is shoot the projectors.”

  “What shitting projectors?”

  Lamia pointed below… or along the course of the corridor, if what the ugly bastard said was true. “There,” Lam said. “I know you can’t see em, but take my word for it, they’re there.

  Either side.”

  Flaherty was watching with a certain fascination as Jake’s mistyjungle clearing continued to change before his eyes into the deep dark forest, as in Once upon a time when everyone lived in the deep dark forest and nobody lived anywhere else, a dragon came to rampage.

  Flaherty didn’t know what Lamia and the rest of them were seeing, but before his eyes the dragon (which had been a Tyrannasorbet Wrecks not so long ago) obediently rampaged, setting trees on fire and looking for little Catholic boys to eat.

  “I see NOTHING!” he shouted at Lamia. “I think youah out of your shitting MIND!”

  “I’ve seen em turned off,” Lamia said quietly, “and can recall near about where they lie. If you’ll let me bring up four men and set em shooting on either side, I don’t believe it will take long to shut em down.”

  And what will Sayre say when I tell him we shot the hell out of his precious mind-trap?Flaherty could have said. What will Walter o”

  Dim say, for that mattah? For what’s roont can never be fixed, not by such as us who know hmu to rub two sticks together and make afire but not much more.

  Could have said but didn’t. Because getting the boy was more important than any antique gadget of the old people, even one as amazing as yon mind-trap. And Sayre was the one who turned it on, wasn’t he? Say aye! If there was explaining to be done, let Sayre do it! Let him make his knee to the big boys and talk till they shut him up! Meanwhile, the gods-damned snot-babby continued to rebuild the lead that Flaherty (who’d had visions of being honored for stepping so promptly into the breach) and his men had so radically reduced. If only one of them had been lucky enough to hit the kid when he and his little furbag friend had been in view! Ah, but wish in one hand, shit in the other! See which one fills up first!

  “Bring youah best shots,” Flaherty said in his Back Bay/John F. Kennedy accent. “Have at it.”

  Lamia ordered three low men and one of the vamps forward, put two on each side, and talked to them rapidly in another language. Flaherty gathered that a couple of them had already been down here and, like Lam, remembered about where the projectors lay hidden in the walls.

  Meanwhile, Flaherty’s dragon-or, more properly speaking, his da’s dragon-continued to rampage in the deep dark forest (the jungle was completely gone now) and set things on fire.

  At last-although it seemed a very long time to Flaherty, it was probably less than thirty seconds-t
he sharpshooters began to fire. Almost immediately both forest and dragon paled before Flaherty’s eyes, turned into something that looked like overexposed movie footage.

  “That’s one of em, cullies!” Lamia yelled in a voice that became unfortunately ovine when it was raised. “Pour it on! Pour it on for the love of your fathers!”

  Half this crew probably never had such a thing, Flaherty thought morosely. Then came the clearly audible shatter-sound of breaking glass and the dragon froze in place with billows of flame issuing from its mouth and nostrils, as well as from the gills on the sides of its armored throat.

  Encouraged, the sharpshooters began firing faster, and a few moments later the clearing and the frozen dragon both disappeared. Where they had been was only more tiled hallway, with the tracks of those who had recently passed diis way marking the dust. On either side were the shattered projector portals.

  “All right!” Flaherty yelled after giving Lamia an approving nod. “Now we’re going after the kid, and we’re going to doubletime it, and we’re going to catch him, and we’re going to bring him back with his head on a stick! Are you with me?”

  They roared savage agreement, none louder than Lamia, whose eyes glowed the same baleful yellow-orange as the dragon’s breath.

  “Good, then!” Flaherty set off, roaring a tune any Marine drill-corps would have recognized: “We don’t care how far you run-“

  “WE DON’T CARE HOW FAR YOU RUN!” they bawled back as they trotted four abreast through the place where Jake’s jungle had been. Their feet crunched in the shattered glass.

  “We’ll bring you back before we’re done!”

  “WE’ll BRING YOU BACK BEFORE WRE DONE!”

  “You can run to Cain or Lud-”

  “YOU CAN RUN TO CAIN OR LUD!”

  “We’ll eat your balls and drink your blood!”

  They called it in return, and Flaherty picked lip tile pace yet a little more.