The Dark Tower tdt-7

by Stephen King

  “Do you know where Turtleback Lane is?” Roland asked her. Ahead of them, near a sign marked MILLION DOLLAR CAMPGROUND, a battered blue minivan swung out onto the road.

  “Yes,” she said.

  “You’re sure?” The last thing the gunslinger wanted was to waste precious time casting about for the back road where King lived.

  “Yes. We have friends who live there. The Beckhardts.”

  For a moment Roland could only grope, knowing he’d heard the name but not where. Then he got it. Beckhardt was the name of the man who owned the cabin where he and Eddie had had their final palaver with John Cullum. He felt a fresh stab of grief in his heart at the thought of Eddie as he’d been on that thundery afternoon, still so strong and vital.

  “All right,” he said. “I believe you.”

  She glanced at him across the boy sitting between. ’You’re in one hell of a hurry, mister-like the white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland. What very important date are you almost too late for?”

  Roland shook his head. “Never mind, just drive.” He looked at the clock on the dashboard, but it didn’t work, had stopped in the long-ago with the hands pointed at (of course) 9:19. “It may not be too late yet,” he said, while ahead of them, unheeded, the blue van began to pull away. It strayed across the white line of Route 7 into the southbound lane and Mrs.

  Tassenbaum almost committed a bon mot-something about people who started drinking before five-but then the blue van pulled back into the northbound lane, breasted the next hill, and was gone toward the town of Lovell.

  Mrs. Tassenbaum forgot about it. She had more interesting things to think about. For instance-

  “You don’t have to answer what I’m going to ask now if you don’t want to,” she said, “but I admit that I’m curious: are you boys walk-ins?”

  FIVE

  Bryan Smith has spent the last couple of nights-along with his rottweilers, litter-twins he has named Bullet and Pistol-in the Million Dollar Campground, just over the Lovell-Stoneham line. It’s nice there by the river (the locals call the rickety wooden structure spanning the water Million Dollar Bridge, which Bryan understands is a joke, and a pretty funny one, by God). Also, folks-hippie-types down from the woods in Sweden, Harrison, and Waterford, mostly-sometimes show up there with drugs to sell. Bryan likes to get mellow, likes to get down, may it doya, and he’s down this Saturday afternoon… not a lot, not the way he likes, but enough to give him a good case of the munchies.

  They have those Marses’Bars at the CenterLovell Store. Nothing better for the munchies than those.

  He pulls out of the campground and onto Route 7 without so much as a glance in either direction, then says “Whoops, forgot again!”

  No traffic, though. Later on-especially after the Fourth of July and until Labor Day-there’ll be plenty of traffic to contend with, even out here in the boonies, and he’ll probably stay closer to home. He knows he isn’t much of a driver; one more speeding ticket or fender-bender and he’ll probably lose his license for six months. Again.

  No problem this time, though; nothing coming but an oldpick-emup, and that baby’s almost half a mile back.

  “Eat my dust, cowboy!” he says, and giggles. He doesn’t know why he said cowboy when the word in his mind was muthafuckah, as in eat my dust muthafuckah, but it sounds good. It sounds right. He sees he’s drifted into the other lane and corrects his course.

  “Back on the road again!” he cries, and lets loose another highpitched giggle. Back on the road again is a good one, and he always uses it

  °n girls. Another good one is when you twist the wheel from side to side, making your car loop back and forth, and you say Ahh jeez, musta had too much cough-syrup! He knows lots of lines like this, even once thought of writing a book called Crazy Road Jokes, wouldn’t that be a sketch, Bryan Smith writing a book just like that guy King over in Lovell!

  He turns on the radio (the van yawing onto the soft shoulder to the left of the tarvy, throwing up a rooster-tail of dust, but not quite running into the ditch) and gets Steely Dan, singing ’Hey Nineteen.” Good one! Yassuh, wicked good one! He drives a little faster in response to the music. He looks into the rearview mirror and sees his dogs, Bullet and Pistol, looking over the rear seat, bright-eyed. For a moment Bryan thinks they ’re looking at him, maybe thinking what a good guy he is, then wonders how he can be so stupid. There’s a Styrofoam cooler behind the driver’s seat, and a pound of fresh hamburger in it. He means to cook it later over a campfire back at Million Dollar. Yes, and a couple more Morses’ Bars for dessert, by the hairy oldJesus! Marses”

  Bars are wicked good!

  “You boys ne’mine that cooler, “Bryan Smith says, speaking to the dogs he can see in the rear-view mirror. This time the minivan pitches instead ofyaioing, crossing the white line as it climbs a blind grade at fifty miles an hour. Luckily-or unluckily, depending on your point of view-nothing is coming the other way; nothing puts a stop to Bryan Smith’s northward progress.

  “You ne’mine that hamburg, that’s my supper. “He says suppah, as John Cullum would, but the face looking back at the bright-eyed dogs from the rearview mirror is the face ofSheemie Ruiz. Almost exactly.

  Sheemie could be Bryan Smith’s litter-twin.

  SIX

  Irene Tassenbaum was driving the truck with more assurance now, standard shift or not. She almost wished she didn’t have to turn right a quarter of a mile from here, because that would necessitate using the clutch again, this time to downshift. But that was Turtleback Lane right up ahead, and Turtleback was where these boys wanted to go.

  Walk-ins! They said so, and she believed it, but who else would? Chip McAvoy, maybe, and surely the Reverend Peterson from that crazy Church of the Walk-Ins down in Stoneham Corners, but anyone else? Her husband, for instance? Nope. Never.

  If you couldn’t engrave a thing on a microchip, David Tassenbaum didn’t believe it was real. She wondered-not for the first time lately-if forty-seven was too old to think about a divorce.

  She shifted back to Second without grinding the gears too much, but then, as she turned off the highway, had to shift all the way down to First when the silly old pickup began to grunt and chug. She thought that one of her passengers would make some sort of smart comment (perhaps the boy’s mutant dog would even say fuck again), but all the man in the passenger seat said was, “This doesn’t look the same.”

  “When were you here last?” Irene Tassenbaum asked him.

  She considered shifting up to second gear again, then decided to leave things just as they were. “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,”

  David liked to say.

  “It’s been awhile,” the man admitted. She had to keep sneaking glances at him. There was something strange and exotic about him-especially his eyes. It was as if they’d seen things she’d never even dreamed of.

  Stop it, she told herself. He’s probably a drugstore cowboy all the way from Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

  But she kind of doubted that. The boy was odd, as well-him and his exotic crossbreed dog-but they were nothing compared to the man with the haggard face and the strange blue eyes.

  “Eddie said it was a loop,” the boy said. “Maybe last time you guys came in from the other end.”

  The man considered this and nodded. “Would the other end be the Bridgton end?” he asked the woman.

  “Yes indeed.”

  The man with the odd blue eyes nodded. “We’re going to the writer’s house.”

  “Cara Laughs,” she said at once. “It’s a beautiful house.

  I’ve seen it from the lake, but I don’t know which driveway-”

  “It’s nineteen,” the man said. They were currently passing the one marked 27. From this end of Turdeback Lane, the numbers would go down rather than up.

  “What do you want with him, if I may I be so bold?”

  It was the boy who answered. “We want to save his life.”

  SEVEN

  Roland recognized the steepl
y descending driveway at once, even though he’d last seen it under black, thundery skies, and much of his attention had been taken by the brilliant flying taheen. There was no sign of taheen or other exotic wildlife today. The roof of the house below had been dressed with copper instead of shingles at some point during the intervening years, and the wooded area beyond it had become a lawn, but the driveway was the same, with a sign reading CARA LAUGHS on the lefthand side and one bearing the number 19 in large numerals on the right. Beyond was the lake, sparkling blue in the strong afternoon light.

  From the lawn came the blat of a hard-working small engine. Roland looked at Jake and was dismayed by the boy’s pale cheeks and wide, frightened eyes.

  “What? What’s wrong?”

  “He’s not here, Roland. Not him, not any of his family. Just the man cutting the grass.”

  “Nonsense, you can’t-” Mrs. Tassenbaum began.

  “I know!” Jake shouted at her. “I know, lady!”

  Roland was looking at Jake with a frank and horrified sort of fascination… but in his current state, the boy either did not understand the look or missed it entirely.

  Why are you lying, Jake? the gunslinger thought. And then, on the heels of that: He’s not.

  “What if it’s already happened?” Jake demanded, and yes, he was worried about King, but Roland didn’t think that was all he was worried about. “What if he’s dead and his family’s not here because the police called them, and-”

  “It hasn’t happened,” Roland said, but that was all of which he was sure. What do you know, Jake, and why luon’tyou tell me?

  There was no time to wonder about it now.

  EIGHT

  The man with the blue eyes sounded calm as he spoke to the boy, but he didn’t look calm to Irene Tassenbaum; not at all. And those singing voices she’d first noticed outside the East Stoneham General Store had changed. Their song was still sweet, but wasn’t there a note of desperation in it now, as well? She thought so. A high, pleading quality that made her temples throb.

  “How can you know that?” the boy called Jake shouted at the man-his father, she assumed. “How can you be so fucking sure?”

  Instead of answering the kid’s question, the one called Roland looked at her. Mrs. Tassenbaum felt the skin of her arms and back break out in gooseflesh.

  “Drive down, sai, may it do ya.”

  She looked doubtfully at the steep slope of the Cara Laughs driveway. “If I do, I might not get this bucket of bolts back up.”

  “You’ll have to,” Roland said.

  NINE

  The man cutting the grass was King’s bondservant, Roland surmised, or whatever passed for such in this world. He was white-haired under his straw hat but straight-backed and hale, wearing his years with little effort. When the truck drove down the steep driveway to the house, the man paused with one arm resting on the handle of the mower. When the passenger door opened and the gunslinger got out, he used the switch to turn the mower off. He also removed his hat-without being exactly aware that he was doing it, Roland thought. Then his eyes registered the gun that hung at Roland’s hip, and widened enough to make the crow’s-feet around them disappear.

  “Howdy, mister,” he said cautiously. He thinks I’m a walk-in,

  Roland thought. Just as she did.

  And they were walk-ins of a sort, he and Jake; they just happened to have come to a time and place where such things were common.

  And where time was racing.

  Roland spoke before the man could go on. “Where are they? Where is he? Stephen King? Speak, man, and tell me the truth!”

  The hat slipped from the old man’s relaxing fingers and fell beside his feet on the newly cut grass. His hazel eyes stared into Roland’s, fascinated: the bird looking at the snake.

  “Fambly’s across the lake, at that place they gut on t’other side,” he said. “T’old Schindler place. Havin some kind of pa’ty, they are. Steve said he’d drive over after his walk.” And he gestured to a small black car parked on the driveway extension, its nose just visible around the side of the house.

  “Where is he walking? Do ya know, tell this lady!”

  The old man looked briefly over Roland’s shoulder, then back to the gunslinger. “Be easier was I t’drive ya there m’self.”

  Roland considered this, but only briefly. Easier to begin with, yes. Maybe harder on the other end, where King would either be saved or lost. Because they’d found the woman in ka’s road.

  However minor a role she might have to play, it was her they had found first on the Path of the Beam. In the end it was as simple as that. As for the size of her part, it was better not to judge such things in advance. Hadn’t he and Eddie believed John Cullum, met in that same roadside store some three wheels north of here, would have but a minor role to play in their story? Yet it had turned out to be anything but.

  All of this crossed his consciousness in less than a second, information (hunch, Eddie would have called it) delivered in a kind of brilliant mental shorthand.

  “No,” he said, and jerked a thumb back over his shoulder.

  “Tell her. Now.”

  TEN

  The boy-Jake-had fallen back against the seat with his hands lying limp at his sides. The peculiar dog was looking anxiously up into the kid’s face, but the kid didn’t see him. His eyes were closed, and Irene Tassenbaum at first thought he’d fainted.

  “Son?…Jake?”

  “I have him,” the boy said without opening his eyes. “Not Stephen King-I can’t touch him-but the other one. I have to slow him down. How can I slow him down?”

  Mrs. Tassenbaum had listened to her husband enough at work-holding long, muttered dialogues with himself-to know a self-directed enquiry when she heard one. Also, she had no idea of whom the boy was speaking, only that it wasn’t Stephen King. Which left about six billion other possibilities, globally speaking.

  Nevertheless, she did answer, because she knew what always slowed her down.

  “Too bad he doesn’t need to go to the bathroom,” she said.

  ELEVEN

  Strawberries aren’t out in Maine, not this early in the season, but there are raspberries. Justine Anderson (of May brook, New York) and Elvira Toothaker (her Lovell friend) are walking along the side of Route 7

  (which Elvira still calls The Old Fryeburg Road) with their plastic buckets, harvesting from the bushes which run for at least half a mile along the old rock wall. Garrett McKeen built that wall a hundred years ago, and it is to Garrett’s great-grandson that RolandDeschain ofGilead is speaking at this very moment. Ka is a wheel, doya not kennit.

  The two women have enjoyed their hour’s walk, not because either of them has any great love of raspberries (Justine reckons she won’t even eat hers; the seeds get caught in her teeth) but because it’s given them a chance to catch up on their respective families and to laugh a little together about the years when their friendship was new and probably the most important thing in either girl’s life. They met at Vassar College

  (a thousand years ago, so it does seem) and carried the Daisy Chain together at graduation the year they were juniors. This is what they are talking about when the blue minivan-it is a 1985 Dodge Caravan,

  Justine recognizes the make and model because her oldest son had one just like it when his tribe started growing-comes around the curve by Melder’s German Restaurant and Brathaus. It’s all over the road, looping from side to side, first spuming up dust from the southbound shoulder, then plunging giddily across the tar and spuming up more from the northbound one. The second time it does this-rolling toward them now, and coming at a pretty damned good clip-Justine thinks it may actually go into the ditch and turn over (“turn turtle,” they used to say back in the forties, when she and Elvira had been at Vassar), but the driver hauls it back on the road just before that can happen.

  “Look out, that person’s drunk or something!” Justine says, alarmed. She pulls Elvira back, but they find their way blocked by the old wal
l with its dressing of raspberry bushes. The thorns catch at their slacks (thank goodness neither of us was wearing shorts, Justine will think later… when she has time to think) and pull out little puffs of cloth.

  Justine is thinking she should put an arm around her friend’s shoulder and tumble them both over the thigh-high wall-do a backflip, just like in gym class all those years ago-but before she can make up her mind to do it, the blue van is by them, and at the moment it passes, it’s more or less on the road and not a danger to them.

  Justine watches it go by in a muffled blare of rock music, her heart thumping heavily in her chest, the taste of something her body has dumped-adrenaline would be the most likely possibility-flat and metallic on her tongue. And halfway up the hill the little blue van once again lurches across the white line. The driver corrects the drift… no, overcorrects. Once mare the blue van is on the righthand shoulder, spuming up yellow dust for fifty yards.

  “Gosh, I hope Stephen King sees that asshole, “Elvira says. They have passed the writer half a mile or so back, and said hello. Probably everyone in town has seen him on his afternoon walk, at one time or another.

  As if the driver of the blue van has heard Elvira Toothaker call him an asshole, the van’s brakelights flare. The van suddenly pulls all the way off the mad and stops. When the door opens, the ladies hear a louder blast of rock and roll music. They also hear the driver-a man-yelling at someone (Elvira and Justine just pity the person stuck driving with that guy on such a beautiful June afternoon). “You leave ’at alone!” he shouts. “That ain’t yoahs, y ’hear? “And then the driver reaches back into the van, brings out a cane, and uses it to help him over the rock wall and into the bushes. The van sits rumbling on the soft shoulder, driver’s door open, emitting blue exhaust from one end and rock from the other.