Complete Works of E W Hornung

by E. W. Hornung

  “Is that yoursel’, Fergy?”

  “And are you there, Mr. Macbean?”

  “Mon, didn’t it shut just fine!”

  Curiously blended with the physical pain in the manager’s voice was a sodden philosophic humor which maddened the younger man. Fergus swore where he lay writhing on his stomach. Macbean chuckled and groaned again.

  “It’s Stingaree,” he said, drawing a breath through his teeth.

  “Of course it is.”

  “I never breathed it to a soul.”

  “No more did I.”

  Fergus spoke with ready confidence, and yet the words left something on his mind. It was something vague but haunting, something that made him feel instinctively unworthy of the kindly, uncomplaining tone which had annoyed him but a moment before.

  “No bones broken, Fergy?”

  “None that I know of.”

  “I doubt I’ve not been so lucky. I’m thinkin’ it’s a rib, by the way it hurts to breathe.”

  Fergus was already fumbling in his pocket. The match-box opened with a click. The match scraped several times in vain. Then at last the scene sprang out as on the screen of a magic-lantern. And to Fergus it was a very white old man, hunched up against the muddy wall, with blood upon his naked scalp and beard, and both hands pressed to his side; to the old man, a muddy face stricken with horrified concern, and a match burning down between muddy fingers; but to both, such a new view and version of their precious hole that the corners of each mouth were twitching as the match was thrown away.

  Fergus was fumbling for another when a step rang overhead; and at the sharp exchange of words which both underground expected, Fergus came on all fours to the old man’s side, and together they sat gazing upward into the pall of impenetrable crape.

  “You infernal villain!” they heard Donkin roar, and stamp his feet with such effect that the floor opened, and down through the square of light came the cashier feet first.

  “Heaven and hell!” he squealed, but subsided unhurt on hands and knees as the flaps went up with such a snap that Macbean and Carrick nudged each other at the same moment. “Now I know who you are!” the cashier raved. “Call yourself Stingaree! You’re Fowler dressed up, and this is one of Macbean’s putrid practical jokes. I saw his jackal hurrying in to say I was coming. By cripes! it takes a surgical operation to see their sort, I grant you.”

  There was a noise of subdued laughter overhead; even in the pit a dry chuckle came through Macbean’s set teeth.

  “If it’s practical joke o’ mine, Donkin, it’s recoiled on my own poor pate,” said the old man. “I’ve a rib stove in, too, if that’s any consolation to ye. It’s Stingaree, my manny!”

  “You’re right, it is, it must be!” cried the cashier, finding his words in a torrent. “I was going to tell you. He’s been at his game down south; stuck up our own mail again only yesterday, between this and Deniliquin, and got a fine haul of registered letters, so they say. But where the deuce are we? I never knew there was a cellar under here, let alone a trap-door that might have been made for these villains.”

  “It was made for them,” replied Macbean, after a pause; and in the dead dark he went on to relate the frank and humble history of the hole, from its inception to the crooked climax of that bitter hour. A braver confession Fergus had never heard; its philosophic flow was unruffled by the more and more scornful interjections of the ungenerous cashier; and yet his younger countryman, who might have been proud of him, hardly listened to a word uttered by Macbean.

  Half-a-dozen fallen from the lips of Donkin had lightened young Carrick’s darkness with consuming fires of shame. “A fine haul of registered letters” — among others his own last letter to his sister! So it was he who had done it all; and he had perjured himself to his benefactor, besides, betraying him. He sat in the dark between fire and ice, chiefly wondering how he could soonest win through the trap-door and earn a bullet in his brain.

  “The spree to-night,” concluded Macbean, whose fall completely sobered him, “was for the express purpose of expounding the trap to you, and I asked you airly to take your advice. I was no so sure about young Fowler, whether we need tell him or no. He has an awful long tongue; but I’m thinkin’ there’s a longer if I knew where to look for it.”

  “I could tell you where,” rasped Donkin. “But go on.”

  “I was watching old Hannah putting her feenishing touches to the table, and waiting for Fergus Carrick to come back, when I thought I heard him behind me and you with him. But it was Stingaree and his mate, and the two of us were covered with revolvers like young rifles. Hannah they told to go on with what she was doing, as they were mighty hungry, and I advised her to do as she was bid. The brute with the beard has charge of her. Stingaree himself drove me into the middle of my own trap-door, made me give up my keys, and then went behind the counter and did the trick. He’d got it all down on paper, the Lord alone knows how.”

  “Oh, you Scotchmen!” cried the pleasant cashier. “Talk of your land of cakes! You take every cake in the land between you!”

  It seemed he had been filling his pipe while he listened and prepared this pretty speech. Now he struck a match, and with the flame to the bowl saw Fergus for the first time. The cashier held the match on high.

  “You hear all the while?” he cried. “No wonder you lay low, Carrick; no wonder I didn’t hear your voice.”

  “What do you mean by that?” growled Fergus, in fierce heat and fierce satisfaction.

  “Surely, Mr. Macbean, you aren’t wondering who wagged the long tongue now?”

  “You mean that I wagged mine? And it’s a lie!” said Fergus, hoarsely; he was sitting upon his heels, poised to spring.

  “I mean that if Mr. Macbean had listened to me two months ago we should none of us be in this hole now.”

  “Then, my faith, you’re in a worse one than you think!” cried Fergus, and fell upon his traducer as the match went out. “Take that, and that, and that!” he ground out through his teeth, as he sent the cashier over on his back and pounded the earth with his skull. Luckily the first was soft and the second hard, so that the man was more outraged than hurt when circumstances which they might have followed created a diversion.

  In his turn the lively Fowler had marched whistling into the bank, had ceased whistling to swear down the barrel of a cocked revolver, and met a quicker fate than his comrades by impressing the bushranger as the most dangerous man of the quartette. Unfortunately for him, his fate was still further differentiated from theirs. Fowler’s feet glanced off Carrick’s back, and he plunged into the well head-first, rolling over like a stone as the wooden jaws above closed greedily upon the light of day.

  Fergus at once struck matches, and in their light the cashier took the insensible head upon his knees and glared at his enemy as if from sanctuary of the Red Cross. But Fergus returned to Macbean’s side.

  “I never said a word to a living soul,” he muttered. “It has come out some other way.”

  “Of course it has,” said the old manager, with the same tell-tale inhalation through the teeth. Fergus felt worse than ever. He groped for the bald head and found it cold and dank. In an instant he was clamoring under the trap-door, leaping up and striking it with his fist.

  “What do you want?”

  “Whiskey. Some of us are hurt.”

  “God help you if it’s any hanky-panky!”

  “It’s none. Something to drink, and something to drink it in, or there’s blood upon your head!”

  Clanking steps departed and returned.

  “Stand by to catch, below there!”

  And Fergus stood by, expecting to see a long barrel with the bottle and glass that broke their fall on him; but Stingaree had crept away unheard, and he pressed the lever just enough to let the glass and bottle tumble through.

  Time passed: it might have been an hour. The huddled heap that was Macbean breathed forth relief. The head on Donkin’s knees moved from side to side with groans. Donkin hi
mself thanked Fergus for his ration; he who served it out alone went thirsty. “Wait till I earn some,” he said bitterly to himself. “I could finish the lot if I started now.” But the others never dreamt that he was waiting, and he lied about it to Macbean.

  Now that they sat in silence no sound escaped them overhead. They heard Stingaree and his mate sit down to a feast which Macbean described with groaning modesty as the best that he could do.

  “There’s no soup,” he whispered, “but there’s a barr’l of oysters fetched up on purpose by the coach. I hope they havena missed the Chablis. They may as well do the thing complete.” In a little the champagne popped. “Dry Monopole!” moaned the manager, near to tears. “It came up along with the oysters. O sirs, O sirs, but this is hard on us all! Now they’re at the turkey — and I chopped the stuffing with my ain twa han’s!”

  They were at the turkey a long time. Another cork popped; but the familiar tread of deaf Hannah was heard no more, and at length they called her.

  “Mother!” roared a mouth that was full.

  “Old lady!” cried the gallant Stingaree.

  “She’s ‘ard of ‘earing, mate.”

  “She might still hear you, Howie.”

  And the chairs rasped backward over bare boards as one; at the same instant Fergus leapt to his feet in the earthly Tartarus his own hands had dug.

  “I do believe she’s done a bolt,” he gasped, “and got clean away!”

  Curses overhead confirmed the supposition. Clanking feet hunted the premises at a run. In a minute the curses were renewed and multiplied, yet muffled, as though there was some fresh cause for them which the prisoners need not know. Hannah had not been found. Yet some disturbing discovery had undoubtedly been made. Doors were banged and bolted. A gunshot came faint but staccato from the outer world. A real report echoed through the bank.

  “A siege!” cried Fergus, striking a match to dance by. “The old heroine has fetched the police, and these beauties are in a trap.”

  “And what about us?” demanded the cashier.

  “Shut up and listen!” retorted Fergus, without ceremony. Macbean was leaning forward, with bald head on one side and hollowed palm at the upper ear. Even the stunned man had recovered sufficiently to raise himself on one elbow and gaze overhead as Fergus struck match after match. The villains were having an altercation on the very trap-door.

  “Now’s the time to cut and run — now or never.”

  “Very well, you do so. I’m going through the safe.”

  “You should ha’ done that first.”

  “Better late than not at all.”

  “You can’t stop and do it without me.”

  “Oh, yes, I can. I’ll call for a volunteer from below. You show them your spurs and save your skin.”

  “Oh, I’ll stay, curse you, I’ll stay!”

  “And I’ll have my volunteer, whether you stay or not.”

  The pair had scarcely parted when the trap-door opened slowly and stayed open for the first time. The banking chamber was but dimly lit, and the light in the pit less than it had been during the brief burning of single matches. No peering face was revealed to those below, but the voice of Stingaree came rich and crisp from behind the counter.

  “Your old woman has got away to the police-barracks and the place is surrounded. One of you has got to come up and help, and help fair, or go to hell with a bullet in his heart. I give you one minute to choose your man.”

  But in one second the man had chosen himself. Without a word, or a glance at any of his companions, but with a face burning with extraordinary fires, Fergus Carrick sprang for the clean edge of the trap-door, caught it first with one hand and then with both, drew himself up like the gymnast he had been at his Scottish school, and found himself prone upon the floor and trap-door as the latter closed under him on the release of the lever which Stingaree understood so well. A yell of execration followed him into the upper air. And Stingaree was across the counter before his new ally had picked himself up.

  “That’s because this was expected of me,” said Fergus, grimly, to explain the cashier’s reiterated anathemas. “I was the writer of the registered letter that led to all this. So now I’m going the whole hog.”

  And the blue eyes boiled in his brick-red face.

  “You mean that? No nonsense?”

  “You shall see.”

  “I should shoot you like a native cat.”

  “You couldn’t do me a better turn.”

  “Right! Swear on your knees that you won’t use it against me or my mate, and I’ll trust you with this revolver. You may fire as high as you please, but they must think we’re three instead of two.”

  Fergus took the oath in fierce earnest upon his knees, was handed the weapon belonging to the bank, and posted in his own bedroom window at the rear of the building. The front was secure enough with the shutters and bolts of the official fortress. It was to the back premises that the attack confined itself, making all use of the admirable cover afforded by the stables.

  Carrick saw heads and shoulders hunched to aim over stable-doors as he obeyed his orders and kept his oath. His high fire drew a deadlier upon himself; a stream of lead from a Winchester whistled into the room past his ear and over his ducked head. He tried firing from the floor without showing his face. The Winchester let him alone; in a sudden sickness he sprang up to see if anything hung sprawling over the stable-door, and was in time to see men in retreat to right and left, the white pugarees of the police fluttering ingloriously among them. Only one was left upon the ground, and he could sit up to nurse a knee.

  Fergus sighed relief as he sought Stingaree, and found him with a comical face before the open safe.

  “House full of paltry paper!” said he. “I suppose it’s the old sportsman’s custom to get rid of most of his heavy metal before closing on Saturdays?”

  Fergus said it was; he had himself stowed many a strong-box aboard unsuspected barges for Echuca.

  “Well, now’s our time to leave you,” continued Stingaree. “If I’m not mistaken, their flight is simply for the moment, and in two or three more they’ll be back to batter in the bank shutters. I wonder what they think we’ve done with our horses? I’ll bet they’ve looked everywhere but in the larder next the kitchen door — not that we ever let them get so close. But my mate’s in there now, mounted and waiting, and I shall have to leave you.”

  “But I was coming with you,” cried Fergus, aghast.

  Stingaree’s eye-glass dangled on its cord.

  “I’m afraid I must trouble you to step into that safe instead,” said he, smiling.

  “Man, I mean it! You think I don’t. I’ve fought on your side of my own free will. How can I live that down? It’s the only side for me for the rest of time!”

  The fixed eye-glass covered the brick-red face with the molten eyes.

  “I believe you do mean it.”

  “You shall shoot me if I don’t.”

  “I most certainly should. But my mate Howie has his obvious limitations. I’ve long wanted a drop of new blood. Barmaid’s thoroughbred and strong as an elephant; we’re neither of us heavyweights; by the powers, I’ll trust you, and you shall ride behind!”

  Now, Barmaid was the milk-white mare that was only less notorious than her lawless rider. It was noised in travellers’ huts and around campfires that she would do more at her master’s word than had been known of horse outside a circus. It was the one touch that Stingaree had borrowed from a more Napoleonic but incomparably coarser and crueller knight of the bush. In all other respects the fin de siècle desperado was unique. It was a stroke of luck, however, that there happened to be an old white mare in the bank stables, which the police had impounded with solemn care while turning every other animal adrift. And so it fell out that not a shot followed the mounted bushrangers into the night, and that long before the bank shutters were battered in the flying trio were miles away.

  Fergus flew like a runaway bride, his arms about the be
lted waist of Stingaree. Trees loomed ahead and flew past by the clump under a wonderful wide sky of scintillating stars. The broad bush track had very soon been deserted at a tangent; through ridges and billows of salt-bush and cotton-bush they sailed with the swift confidence of a well-handled clipper before the wind. Stingaree was the leader four miles out of five, but in the fifth his mate Howie would gallop ahead, and anon they would come on him dismounted at a wire fence, with the wires strapped down and his horse tethered to one of the posts till he had led Barmaid over.

  It was thus they careered across the vast chessboard of the fenced back-blocks at dead of night. Stingaree and Fergus sat saddle and bareback without a break until near dawn their pioneer spurred forward yet again and was swallowed in a steely haze. It was cold as a sharp spring night in England. But for a mile or more Fergus had clung on with but one arm round the bushranger’s waist; now the right arm came stealing back; felt something cold for the fraction of a second, and plucked prodigiously, and in another fraction an icy ring mouthed Stingaree’s neck.

  “Pull up,” said Fergus, hoarsely, “or your brains go flying.”

  “Little traitor!” whispered the other, with an imprecation that froze the blood.

  “I am no traitor. I swore I wouldn’t abuse the revolver you gave me, and it’s been in my pocket all the night.”

  “The other’s unloaded.”

  “You wouldn’t sit so quiet if it were. Now, round we go, and back on our tracks full split. It’s getting light, and we shall see them plain. If you vary a yard either way, or if your mate catches us, out go your brains.”

  The bushranger obeyed without a word. Fergus was almost unnerved by the incredible ease of his conquest over so redoubtable a ruffian. His stolid Scottish blood stood by him; but still he made grim apology as they rode.

  “I had to do it. It was through me you got to know. I had to live that down; this was the only way.”