Hoare and the Portsmouth Atrocities cbh-1

by Wilder Perkins

  "Aye, Yer Honor. I can't deny it, seein' as it's got me own name on it in me own 'and."

  "Tell me what's behind it."

  "Saw nothin' wrong with pickin' up a bit o' blunt from the fancy Mr. Kingsley. The cove's captain wouldn't 'a' been 'alf tore up to find 'is wife had been makin' free with 'is lieutenant, would 'e, now?"

  "He already knew, Jaggery."

  The gunner's jaw dropped.

  "And," Hoare said, "you could have gotten yourself spending the rest of your life in Botany Bay for extortion. What would have happened to your wife and young Jenny then?"

  "Ain't got no wife. Slicer Kate sliced Meg's gizzard two years ago, and she took sick of it and died. Got 'anged for it, too, Kate did, in Winchester, at 'Ampshire assizes. My Jenny's a norphing, she is.

  "Besides," Jaggery went on, "the captain went and died on me, 'e did, the thoughtless bastard. And there ain't no one will bother me now, now that other bastard Kingsley s been put out of the way. So there, Mister Hoare."

  No connoisseur, Jenny had tossed off her Madeira in one gulp. Now she giggled, gave a small belch, let her eyelids drop, and fell asleep leaning against her father's shoulder.

  "There. Now see what ye've done,"Jaggery said reproachfully. He looked down at the child and laid his maimed hand on her glossy head.

  "And what else was Kingsley about, Jaggery, that he should be afraid of the law as well as his lady's husband? And you referred to 'friends' that he had lost and you had kept. What were you and he engaged in together?"

  Jaggery shook his head and looked at Hoare out of wide, innocent-looking eyes. "Mr. Kingsley 'ad a way about 'im,

  Yer Honor. Much against me will, 'e persuaded me to take on some bits of nautical merchandise, like. Bits of ship chandlery. Scuttles, patent blocks, things like that, that might have gone adrift. Jom York's a good friend of mine. Ye know Mr. York, Yer Honor?"

  Since York had found Kingsley's Marine uniform for Hoare, he could hardly deny it, nor, indeed, did he wish to. He nodded. "And Kingsley was no longer 'friends' with Jom York?"

  "Never said that, Yer Honor, did I now? Mr. York's an upright man, he is…"

  By calling him an "upright man," Jaggery meant, Hoare knew, that York claimed membership in the notorious Thieves' Guild, sworn to mutual confidence and trust. Hoare also knew that even though the outside world might be sure of its existence and its secret power, the Thieves' Guild was a fraud, a figment, and a fairy tale. But if Jaggery thought that he, Hoare, believed in it, let him.

  "I'm not satisfied, Jaggery," Hoare said. "You're hiding something. You may be in far more shoal water than you know. Spit it out."

  "As Gawd's me witness, Yer Honor, ye know all me sins," the man said. "Yer persecutin' me, and it's not right."

  Hoare knew well that Jaggery had more to spill but, without any clue about what it might be, was at a loss as to how to get it out of him. Try as he would, the old boatswain hid and dodged behind a barricade of reproachful words. Hoare was missing the key to his secret fortress.

  "Keep your hands off the King's property, man," Hoare said at last. He rose from the table and gave the sleeping Jenny a pat of his own. "And start combing those sly brains of yours about your friend Kingsley and what he might have been up to, beyond having at his captain's wife. I'll have my eye on you, and I never sleep."

  He stopped on the way out to haggle with Greenleaf about buying his entire stock of Madeira. Hoare left the Bunch of Grapes the owner of six dozen, having promised payment in full once they should have been delivered to the Swallowed Anchor and he had tested a randomly selected bottle from the consignment.

  "It's not that I don't trust you, Mr. Greenleaf," he said, "but who's to say that some land pirate might make a midnight switch?"

  Back at the Swallowed Anchor, Hoare found Mr. Watt fast asleep with his face in a copy of one of the enciphered messages to Ahab from Jehu. His candle had guttered out. Hoare picked the little man up in his arms and carried him up to the garret room he had been assigned by Mr. Hackins, the landlord.

  Chapter VIII

  In the morning, Hoare found Mr. Watt despondent. He must have crept back into Hoare's sitting room at dawn or before, for a crust of bread and an empty teacup lay on the worktable. He had almost finished copying the last mysterious message.

  "I have been unable, sir, to break the code-or rather the cipher," he said. "It may be one of those in which the key is to be found in certain pages of a book owned by all parties to the secret. The Bible is commonly used for that purpose, as I am sure you know, and if you consider the biblical names of writer and addressee, it is likely that it has been so used here.

  "Often the encipherer gives in the first group or two the chapters or pages to be used in deciphering; that each of the three messages commences with two series of numbers suggests that to be the case.

  "If this is the case, Mr. Hoare, we are lost without a key to what pages of what edition are used and how. However, I propose to you that I take with me the fair copies I have made and work on them during Vantages passage south. I can inform you by fleet mail of any successes I have.

  "But in all fairness, I must remind you that I lay no claim to expertise in the art of the cipher. There are men in Whitehall who spend their entire lives on the subject. I believe you should present these messages there."

  With this, Mr. Watt stood and prepared to take his leave. "Vantage is about to weigh anchor," he said, "and I would not commit the crime of desertion, even if only inadvertently. She is, after all, only my second ship, and I still have my name to make."

  "I'll put you aboard myself," Hoare replied on an impulse.

  Thereupon the two men betook themselves to Alert's berth, where Hoare cast off and set sail to work down the Solent to Spithead. The little clerk's efforts to bear a hand scarcely hindered Hoare at all.

  Indeed, Vantage showed every sign of imminent departure. As Hoare brought Alert to under her lee, the frigate's fresh new anchor cable was inching its way aboard to the "stamp and go" at the capstan and the squeal of the ship's fiddler. Her access ladder had already been drawn up, so he had to use his boatswain's pipe to signal the people on deck that it must be replaced if Captain Kent was to get his clerk back.

  "Calm seas, and a prosperous voyage to you!" the envious Hoare said to Mr. Watt in his best whisper as he helped his passenger aboard. He would miss the clerk, and the exclamatory little Mr. Prickett as well.

  Hoare said to himself that he owed it to Vantage to see her off to war, backed the yacht's jib, and hove her to. Vantage's anchor stock rose into the morning sun; her topsails thundered briefly and filled in their classic curve to take her out of the Spithead anchorage. She began to gather way in the light morning breeze, fair, gleaming, and virginal. Alert kept pace with her less than a cable length to leeward, on a parallel course. A light shower passed over the two vessels, and the sun broke through again.

  Hoare heard a soft poof. Vantages wheel and her helmsman spun into the air in a fiery cloud, taking part of her main topsail yard with them, and plunged into the water between Vantage and Alert.

  "Away, the fire party!" came faintly across the water. "Man hoses! Flood magazines!" Hoare swung his vessel's tiller to leeward and hauled in fore and mainsheets, bringing her hard on the wind so as to close the frigate.

  A blaze of yellow-orange light dazzled him; a deep concussion shook the whole roadstead. Alert heeled heavily away from the burst, nearly set on her beam ends. A last, stupefying thunder and Vantage's magazine went up, and she came apart.

  Fighting through a hideous rain of wood, cordage, metal, and body parts, Hoare rammed Alert into a cable-wide circle of roiled, wreckage-filled water. The air through which he drove her reeked of burnt powder, as if he were sailing into a fleet action once again.

  He reached down into the cluttered sea to grasp a reaching hand. The arm attached to it was, in turn, attached to nothing. He dropped it.

  Here was a hat, floating upside down like a merry little boat.
Here was part of what must have been Vantage's maintop; a naked black man was clinging to it. As Hoare passed him a line and the cooked skin peeled off the hand that took it, he saw that the man was not black by nature. The barge's low rail peeled more skin loosely from the man's body as Hoare drew him aboard. He coughed up bloody water and died there, on Alert's deck.

  Hoare drew another raw, pulpy thing inboard instinctively but then cast it overboard again like a trash fish. Alert's deck had small enough space for the living; she would have no more room for the dead.

  He heard someone croaking, "Oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus, oh, Jesus," and realized that the cry had been going on for some time. From the raw agony in his throat he knew that the voice had been his.

  Hoare pulled in twelve more, plus the roasted man, before he was joined first by the few nearby harbor fishermen and then-too late to save anything but the dead-by a flotilla of ships' boats that had pulled

  double-banked out of the anchorage to save life. Of Vantage's company, 327 souls in all, the other rescuers recovered only another 9.

  Returning, heavy-laden, to Portsmouth, Hoare unloaded his castaways on the Hard, where a crowd of the curious and the anxious waited to succor the living and bewail the lost. When the other boats had all returned, the harried officer who had taken charge told Hoare that he had counted twenty-four survivors all told. Most were topmen who had been thrown clear, most of them frightfully burned, broken, or both. Of Vantage's afterguard Hoare heard no names he knew.

  Within the hour, Patterson, Sir George Hardcastle's secretary, called at the Swallowed Anchor Inn. He brought Sir George's compliments, and would Mr. Hoare kindly attend on him without delay?

  The Admiral's pet rabbit had been warned, for he opened Sir George's inner door the moment Hoare presented himself.

  "I had not expected to request your attendance again so soon, Mr. Hoare," the Admiral said, looking up from a disordered mass of papers. His face, usually impassive, was filled with weariness and sorrow.

  "I trust you have made some progress with the matter we discussed at our last meeting?"

  "No, sir, I have not, I regret to state," Hoare said. "Mr. Watt received orders to return aboard Vantage before he had any success. He left the enciphered messages with me, which was fortunate in the circumstances, given this morning's disaster."

  "Indeed. God rest his soul, and those of his shipmates. It is about that incident that I wish to talk with you. Go away, Patterson, and close the door after you. Come back in ten minutes."

  When Patterson had closed the door firmly and resentfully behind him, the Admiral continued.

  "What I am about to reveal to you, sir, must not leave these four walls. You know, of course, of the loss of Scipio. Your recent visit to Weymouth had to do with that. But are you aware that that, and the explosion in Vantage, are only two out of several similar events?"

  "No, sir."

  "Good. The matter is most secret. If news of it were to get abroad in the Fleet, I shudder to think of the consequences. Spithead and the Nore would be nothing in comparison.

  "On 2 June the schooner Mischief, 18, blew apart in the middle of the Channel Fleet. She had just made her number to Vengeance, 84, flag, having newly joined from this station. Megara, 32, also out of Portsmouth, is four weeks late in reporting to Calder in the Bay of Biscay."

  "This is dire news indeed, sir," Hoare whispered.

  "Moreover," the Admiral said, "news has just reached me from Their Lordships that Oglethorpe of the Royal Duke has died. It is no surprise. He was seventy-six, after all, had just lost his wife, and could scarcely walk. You knew of Oglethorpe?"

  Hoare shook his head. He was in puzzlement. What had the dead Oglethorpe to do with him, or he with Oglethorpe? Perhaps he was to replace the late captain? Hardly. A lieutenant did not step directly into the shoes of a post captain unless the latter fell in battle.

  "No, sir."

  "Or of Royal Duke, perhaps?"

  "No, sir."

  "Good. Then that secret, at least, has held. Royal Duke's an Admiralty yacht-mounts six… never mind. She bears an exalted name, even more exalted than Inconceivable, perhaps, or Insupportable, or Alert. Oh, yes. Young Gladden, who keeps sniffing after my poor fat Felicia like a hound after a bitch in heat, has told me about the ghost fleet you keep hidden. So have others. Oglethorpe and his command serve-served, I should say-under Admiral Abercrombie."

  Hoare knew, at least, of Sir Hugh Abercrombie, KB, Vice Admiral of the White. Sir Hugh held no seagoing command, and Hoare had no idea of his role in the Navy. He had the impression that he held office in the Admiralty. In any case, Sir George did not seem ready to enlighten him.

  "At present," Sir George said, "you need know no more about Admiral Abercrombie, Captain Oglethorpe, or Royal Duke. At some suitable time, you may have occasion to know them all-except, of course, poor Oglethorpe, that is. The present point is that Oglethorpe's talents are lost to us at a crucial moment.

  "Now, sir, while I can hardly expect you, at your tender age, to be able to fill poor Oglethorpe's shoes, you have demonstrated similar talents."

  "Sir?" Hoare had no notion of what Sir George was telling him, and his perplexity must have shown.

  "Snooping, Mr. Hoare. Snooping, sneaking, and ferreting about like a damned bloodhound, with your tongue hangin' out. Tucking facts away, as a squirrel does with nuts. You rooted the man Kingsley out as if you'd been a pig sniffing for truffles. Before that, of course, there was the Amazon affair."

  All things considered, Hoare thought, Sir George could call him a squirrel, a pig, or an illegitimate mud turtle for that matter, whenever he wanted, as long as the insults accompanied what sounded like praise. Was this the grim flag officer he had come to know and fear?

  "I want you to find the cause of these explosions, Mr. Hoare, forthwith," the Admiral said. "I am issuing you orders to that effect.

  "Patterson!" he bellowed. "Bring your writing gear!

  "Now, Patterson," he said, "take this down. Put it into proper form; make a fair copy for my signature. Log and file the original.

  "Until further orders, Mr. Hoare," Sir George continued, "you are to devote your fullest attention to determining and uprooting the cause of these losses.

  "In the furtherance of this task, you are authorized to draw any reasonable funds from the authorities at Portsmouth and commandeer such manpower and equipment as may be ready to hand. You may refer to me any member of the service who cavils at providing such aid as you may require.

  "Patterson, make sure that Hoare also has a general travel warrant and a supply of forms. That will be all. Wait outside until Patterson here has finished his scribbling."

  The orders Patterson handed him at last defined neither "reasonable" nor "ready to hand," but Hoare was of no mind to quibble. Duty would have made him ready to begin rooting without ado; curiosity would have added urgency. Admiral Hardcastle's words just now were a spur for an already willing horse. If Hoare so chose, he could have taken them to mean that if he, at the end of some unstated period of servitude, had-like Heracles-cleaned enough stables and killed enough monsters, the Admiral might find him a berth at sea. Situated as he was, Hoare did so choose. Besides, he wanted to make someone pay for the flayed and mangled men he had pulled out of the sea that morning.

  He left the Admiral's place of business, feeling quite as merciless as Sir George himself.

  Chapter IX

  While Hoare knew that some of his fellow officers were as happy on horseback as they were on a quarterdeck, he himself despised horses. Unlike those who claimed to find parallels between Noble Steeds of the Field and White-winged Chariots of the Sea, he found the beasts disorderly, disobedient, unpredictable, and happy to shit and fart about wherever they pleased, leaving their nasty doings underfoot to be trodden in. At least, though, his father had seen to it that, like them or not, he learned to handle the silly things without making an utter fool of himself.

  So here he was, aboard a perfectly decent bay c
ob, trotting comfortably along in a light mist toward Wells, like any stupid squire on his way to Sunday matins. He had hired the thing instead of taking the regular Racer coach from Portsmouth to Bath and thence doubling back to Wells. He had felt that he would rather go at his own pace than be jammed into a rocking box at the mercy of some drunken, rapacious coachman. However awkward the cob might be, he-Bartholomew Hoare-was in command. He needed only to make it clear to the cob that mutiny would have dire consequences.

  The beast pecked at a stone, and he brought its head up, just as if he were helping Alert through a gust in the Solent. It made him feel rather pleased with himself. For once, he felt grateful to Captain Joel Hoare for making him spend so many mornings falling from the creatures' yardarms.

  The horse slopped through a puddle, then stopped, straddled, and pissed hugely. That was exactly what irritated Hoare; no ship would have taken it in mind to heave to like this of its own volition, in midvoyage.

  The horse's behavior gave Hoare's bladder an idea of its own. He dismounted and held the bay's reins while he added his own much smaller stream.

  It began to rain again. Pulling an oiled-cotton cover over his second-best hat, he remounted and got the cob under way again. Not for the first time in this passage to Wells, he began to wonder what he had done. He hoped-devoutly, of course-considering his reason for being on it in the first place, that the catechism he planned for the soon-to-be-Reverend Arthur Gladden would bear fruit. After all, by the time he had journeyed to Wells and back, he would have taken four days out of his available time. To compensate, he must needs forgo as many days of relaxation on the water, in Alert.

  The mist darkened as Hoare jogged into Wells. A few heavier drops began to spatter on the cob's forequarters and his own hat. With a few questions of passers-by, he found the Mitre Inn, which his own landlord, Hackins, had recommended. Hoare told the hostler's boy to have his beast made comfortable and readied for the homeward journey tomorrow. He gave no detailed orders, nor did he offer to care for the animal himself, as Hoare senior had told him every proper horseman made it a matter of honor to do. It was not his horse but a hireling, and the boy would know infinitely better what maintenance it needed.