Dial A for Addison

by Piper Davenport

  “We should leave the security fob thingies here,” she said.

  “What if we run into the guys from your apartment?” I asked.

  “Then we’re screwed.” She set her keys on the counter. I popped off my fob and placed it beside her keys, then we headed out the door.

  It was late, so the MAX was mostly empty. We did manage to get some strange looks from a mother and her two middle-school aged daughters, though. Dylan—because she’s Dylan—advised the girls to stay in school and make good choices before we hopped off at our stop. They both nodded and snuggled closer to their mom.

  We went to the back of the building and Dylan called Quinton. She disconnected and we waited a few minutes—looking way too conspicuous wearing all black and huddling together in the alley—until we heard a click.

  “Here we go,” Dylan said, pressing on the door.

  I closed my eyes and said a little prayer, which must have worked since the alarm didn’t sound. Then we were inside a stairwell that would have been completely dark without the safety strip lighting running around the baseboards. Stairs led up and down.

  “Which way?” I whispered, putting on my black beanie.

  “Just a sec,” Dylan whispered. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a stick of something. She spread it all over her face and then handed it to me. “Use that.”

  I looked at her now darkened face and shook my head. “I don’t want to.”

  “It’ll disguise your features. Use it.”

  It was too dark to read the label, and I had no idea what sort of processed crap was in this stuff. “What if it makes me break out?”

  Dylan groaned, took it from me, and spread it all over my face before I could protest.

  “Hey!” I said, swatting her hand away.

  “I’m trying to keep you safe,” she said, pocketing the pencil.

  My face felt waxy. I tried not to think about that as I followed her up four flights of stairs.

  “Elevators are totally underrated,” I said when we paused for a breather.

  She nodded. “So are gym memberships. We really need to get into shape, you know?”

  “We are in shape,” I argued.

  “The shape that enables us to climb stairs without needing oxygen tanks,” she clarified.

  “Oh, that kind of in shape. Yeah, I don’t even think I ever want to be that kind of in shape.” Really, I didn’t want to put in the workout hours necessary to get into that kind of shape. I yanked off my hoodie and shoved it in my tote.

  Dylan made another phone call and Quentin worked his techie magic again, unlocking the fourth-floor door. Something about the sound of our feet against the carpet of Dylan’s office finally made this real. We were in her old workplace. There was no going back without the spreadsheet, and if we got caught we’d probably both spend the night in jail.

  “At least it’s a Wednesday,” I said.

  Dylan’s eyebrows rose in question.

  “If someone comes, make sure you hide. If I get caught, Daddy can bail me out tomorrow. If you get caught, well...”

  “Yeah, yeah, I know. They’ll revoke my bail,” Dylan said before creeping further in.

  The locks were electronic, so Quentin was able to get us all the way into Kirk’s office before we encountered our first problem. Dylan froze in front of Kirk’s desk and let out the most creative stream of almost swear words I’d ever heard.

  “Problem?” I asked.

  “It’s gone!” She gestured at the desk. “His mother-freaking, holy crap-on-a-stick computer is flippin’ gone.”

  “Could you access the spreadsheet from someone else’s computer?” I asked.

  She nodded. “Yes. Possibly. His assistant has access to it.”

  “I thought you were his assistant?” I asked.

  “No. I’m the assistant for the financials. He has a personal assistant. Michelle.”

  “Think he was trying to sleep with her too?” I asked.

  “Probably.” Dylan shrugged. “Her desk is this way. Come on.”

  Half-crouched, we wove our way through office furniture, heading toward a cubicle. Dylan powered on the computer and we waited as it whirred to life. The password prompt came up and Dylan swore again. Then she started searching through drawers.

  “What are you doing?” I asked.

  “The security Nazis make us change our computer password every thirty days. Nobody can ever remember theirs, so we all write it down and stash it somewhere around our desk.”

  “That’s some fine security there,” I said, joining in her search.

  “No doubt.”

  I found half a Post-it under a picture of a girl with a cat. It had a handwritten series of letters and numbers on it. “Could this be it?”

  Dylan shrugged and tried it. When it didn’t work, we continued our search, finding the password that worked stuck to the bottom of the tape dispenser. The desktop fired up and Dylan stuck a flash drive into the front of the computer. Then she clicked through files, copying some to the drive, and opening others. One of the spreadsheets required a code. She tried the boot password but it didn’t work.

  “What’s that one again?” she asked, pointing at the photo.

  I rattled off the code and she typed it in, opening the spreadsheet. A bunch of numbers sprung to life.

  Dylan scanned the screen asking, “Since when is this password protected?” Shrugging off her own question, she handed me a pen and a piece of paper and asked me to copy down the code. She clicked on a few more documents, grabbed her thumb drive, and turned off the computer.

  “What’s that?” Dylan asked, pointing to something above my head.

  I turned and pulled down the announcement pinned to Michelle’s bulletin board. “Funeral for Kirk the Jerk. This Saturday at ten a.m.”

  Dylan snapped a picture of it and slid her phone into her pocket. “Cool. We’ll be there.”

  Before I could argue, we ran into our second problem. Wheels squeaked against the office carpet, accompanied by the faint sound of music.

  “Duck!” Dylan whispered, pulling me down with her.

  “What’s going on?” I asked.

  She put a finger to her lips and slowly peeked around the desk. Then she leaned against me and said, “Cleaning lady. She has headphones on.” She cupped her ears for emphasis.

  “What do we do?” I asked. If the cleaning lady came around the desk and saw us, we were screwed.

  “We get out of here before she sees us,” Dylan said. Then she turned back to peer around the desk, banging her head against the cleaning lady’s knee. “AHHHHHH!” Dylan screamed, throwing her arms up.

  The woman screamed back, spraying something at Dylan.

  “Ow! My eyes!” Dylan shouted, knuckling them as she turned away.

  A stream of angry-sounding Russian words preceded more spritzes of something that smelled like vinegar, spurring me into action. I grabbed Dylan’s hand and we went barreling for the exit while the cleaning lady continued her angry tirade behind us. We made it to the stairs, pushed open the door, and the alarm sounded.

  “Shit!” I shouted, covering my ears against the blaring racket.

  “Keep your head down,” Dylan said, still rubbing at her eyes. We linked hands again and half sprinted, half slid down all four flights of stairs before pushing our way out into the cool January evening. Sirens sounded in the distance, coming ever closer, so we kept running. My lungs were burning and there was a stitch in my side, but Dylan dragged me on, muttering something about not going back to jail.

  Since there was no way we could get back on the MAX with our faces all painted up, she shoved me into a gas station bathroom where we were careful not to touch anything as we caught our breath. My feet were killing me.

  “Next time, no heels,” I said between gasps of air.

  “I tried to tell you,” Dylan said.

  Feeling gross and sweaty, I glanced in the broken mirror above the sink long enough to confirm that black face paint
was sliding down my face. “No face paint either.”

  “What are you talking about? Face paint was an excellent idea. There is no way that maid will be able to pick us out of a lineup.”

  She had a point. “Your proficiency at this is kinda starting to scare me,” I said.

  Dylan laughed. “Stick with me, kid, I’ll learn ya all I know.”

  “Yeah, that’s kind of what I’m afraid of,” I retorted.

  We took turns scrubbing our faces until they were pink and mostly paint-free, before reemerging into the night.

  Dylan gestured at my outfit. “You need to put your hoodie back on.”

  “No way.” Despite the chilly air, I was still burning up from running. “It’s too hot.”

  She tilted her head. “Please? I don’t want to go back to jail.”

  “What does my hoodie have to do with you going back to jail?”

  “Because dressed like that in downtown Portland in January, someone is going to think you’re selling something and they’re going to proposition you. Then you will freak the hell out and start beating them over the head with your purse and I’ll have no choice but to join in. Cops will be called, and I will go back to jail.”

  She had a point, so I pulled my hoodie out of my tote and put it back on.

  Thankfully we made it back to the MAX without any more trouble. Still out of breath and no doubt looking guilty, we climbed aboard and headed for home. My phone rang. I looked at the display and got the strongest feeling of déjà vu.

  “Ohmigod, it’s Ashey!” I said, smacking Dylan on the arm with my free hand.

  “So, answer it,” she said.

  “No!” I argued. “He’ll know what we did.”

  “He can’t possibly know what we did, Addie. You’re overreacting.”

  The phone stopped ringing and we both relaxed. I gave Dylan a relieved smile, but jumped when it rang again. “Damn it! He’s calling again.”

  “Then answer it,” Dylan insisted.

  “This feels just like that one day when we snuck out of school to go swimming. We didn’t even make it a block away and he called. He knows. I’m sure of it.”

  “There’s no way he knows,” she insisted. “Even if he does, he didn’t rat us out then, and I’m sure he won’t rat us out now.”

  I nodded and took his call, trying to sound as relaxed and law-abiding as possible. “Hey, Ashey, what’s up?”

  “Where are you and Dylan?” he asked.

  “What do you mean?”

  “Addison, it’s a straightforward question, and if you say you’re at home, I’ll know you’re lying.”

  “Well, I wouldn’t have said that, because it wouldn’t be true.”

  My brother groaned. “Addison, just answer the damn question.”

  “We’re on our way home. Why? Is everything okay?”

  Silence.

  “Ashey?”

  “Why aren’t you home?” he asked.

  Lying was never my thing, and since he was a criminal defense attorney, Asher was like a human lie detector anyway. Sticking to the truth, I said, “We were out. Why do you want to know?”

  He let out a frustrated growl. “I’ll be right over.”

  Dylan’s eyes were wide when I hung up the phone. “What? What is it?” she asked.

  I didn’t know how it was possible, but now I was certain. “He knows.”

  Dylan

  ADDISON AND I hightailed it home, and then hurried to our respective rooms to dress in something less conspicuous. I was still trying to wiggle out of my black jeans when there was a knock on the door. Since I had a feeling getting out of a bustier had to be more complicated than tugging off skinny jeans, I knew it was on me to keep Asher busy until Addison could change. Which was a problem, since I was in nothing but my bra and panties when I heard Asher unlock the front door and call out our names.

  Desperate, I threw a towel around myself and rushed into the living room to intercept him right as he was about to knock on Addison’s door.

  “Ash, hey, what are you doing here?” I asked.

  He turned and froze. His gaze traveled down my towel before venturing up to rest on my face. The feral, hungry look he gave me made me want to run… or throw open my towel and invite him in. Determined not to do anything either of us would regret, I clutched the towel tighter.

  “I was about to hop in the shower.” It wasn’t quite a lie, since I did need to wash off whatever that crazy cleaning lady had sprayed all over me.

  “Hey.” He cleared his throat. “I told Addison I was on the way over.” He glanced at her door. “Where is she?”

  “Getting changed. Her outfit was…” Ohmigod, how could I tell him his sister had been wearing a bustier without coming right out and saying it? “She wanted to change into something more decent.”

  His brow furrowed. “I thought you guys were out.”

  I nodded. “We were.”

  He started to ask me something else, but thankfully Addison’s door swung open. “Ashey! Hey, how are you?” she asked. Then she looked at me in my towel and added, “Am I interrupting something?”

  Asher’s cheeks turned red, which—I’m sure—had nothing on the fire I felt blazing my own face. “No!” we both said at the same time, sounding way too guilty.

  “Let me go get dressed,” I hurried to add. Then I escaped as quickly as my legs would carry me.

  By the time I reemerged, Addison and Asher were sitting on the sofa with their heads together.

  “Dylan,” Addison said, her smile way too wide to be real. “Did you know that Asher has a police scanner?”

  Addison was right, he did know about the break-in. My throat suddenly felt like sandpaper. I swallowed so I could speak without croaking. “No. That’s interesting, though. I bet you hear all sorts of wild stuff.”

  He eyed me.

  “Right?” Addison said. “He was just telling me that tonight someone broke into Bridge City Property Management. Can you imagine?”

  “No way.” My surprise sounded hollow even to me. “Do they know who did it?”

  “No,” Asher said, eyeing us both. “The witness didn’t get a good enough look to give them much of a description. Just that two people—one dressed as a burglar and the other dressed as a hooker—attacked her.”

  “Attacked?” I asked.

  Addison snorted. “Dressed like a hooker?”

  Asher paled, cradling his head in his hands. “Please tell me it wasn’t you two.”

  “This is totally unrelated,” I said. “But do you think the cops have this place bugged?”

  “No.” Asher gestured for me to sit beside him, which I did. “Because of the recording Addison got the day she was not supposed to be in your apartment”—he gave her a glare—“Jake knows there’s other people involved, so he’s investigating possible suspects. If you knew who the killer was, you would have told him. He’s not going to waste time and resources monitoring you too closely.” He paused and studied me, taking my hand. “Dylan? Your eyes are red. Have you been crying?”

  “No.” I looked away.

  “But what about the detail?” Addison asked, rushing in to save me.

  I could still feel Asher’s gaze on the back of my head. “That has more to do with Dad than Dylan’s case.”

  “What do you mean?” Addison asked. “Did you tell him about what happened at Dylan’s apartment?”

  “Not me.” Asher released my hand. “You know he has friends on the force.”

  Addison snorted. “Dad’s friends run the force.”

  “Exactly. And how would it look if his little girl got hurt? I’m surprised they haven’t been tailing you. Now quit trying to change the subject and tell me what you two were doing at Bridge City Management.”

  When neither of us offered an explanation, he stiffened. “At least tell me why you attacked the janitor so I can defend you in court if it comes to that.”

  “If anything, she attacked Dylan,” Addison said. “Practically bli
nded her with some sort of cleaning solution.”

  “Addison, shut up!” I hissed.

  “I knew it,” Asher said with a sigh.

  “He knew all along,” Addison pointed out.

  “No, he suspected,” I countered. “You just confirmed.”

  Addison bit her lip with a quiet, “Oh.”

  “So, I smell vinegar because it’s what the cleaning lady attacked you with?” Asher asked.

  “She didn’t really attack me. She was freaked, so she defended herself... defense by spray bottle.”

  “Dylan,” Asher admonished, eyeing me again. “You should probably flush your eyes with water. Here, I’ll help you.”

  He grabbed my hand again and stood, tugging me into the kitchen where he turned on the water and had me lean over the sink. “Blink a lot,” he said, cupping water over my eyes. I did as he said and, after the initial stinging, it started to feel much better.

  “You weren’t… dressed like a hooker, were you?” Asher asked, his voice a little huskier than normal.

  Heat crept back into my cheeks. “No. That was all Addy.”

  “It was a bustier!” Addison defended from the sofa. “I was making a fashion statement.”

  Asher groaned and turned off the water. “Did you at least get anything useful?”

  “Yes.” I grabbed a kitchen towel and dried my face. “Despite scaring the bejesus out of the cleaning lady, setting off the alarm, and running from the police, our first B&E went pretty well.”

  The panicked look Asher gave me said his blood pressure was on the rise. Worried we might be giving him a heart attack, I plunged ahead. “We think we know what the thugs were looking for in my apartment.”

  “What?” he asked.

  “How about I go clean up and then I’ll walk you through it?”

  He frowned. “Or we can look at it now.”

  “She smells like a fish and chips shop, Ashey, let her shower.”

  He gave me a reluctant nod and I left him hanging long enough to take a quick shower. Then I rejoined him and Addison on the sofa. Addison popped the flash drive into her laptop and pulled up the spreadsheet.

  “What are we looking at?” Asher asked.

  “This is the full company budget. My job was to code receipts and enter expenses and make sure nobody went over their allotment. Kirk’s expenses were in this department.” I drew an invisible circle around the cells with my finger. “You should be able to go into the cell and see the formula that’s pulled from the additional tabs—that’s where the detail goes—but the formulas are screwed up. Someone added expenses directly to the formula instead of adding them to the detail.”