BADDY: A Small Town Crime Romance

by Nikki Wild

  “I had no idea,” I muttered.

  “Of course you didn’t,” she snapped. “He’s a good fucking man, even if he’s a complete, unrepentant pain in the ass … If he could just learn to get a grip of himself, he’d have that stupid fucking sponsorship in the bag...”

  “I had to find out myself that he’s such a big deal,” I responded. “He lied to me and practically told me that he was a nobody. Why the fuck didn’t he say anything?”

  “Because he was supposed to be laying low,” Jess answered through gritted teeth. “And now he’s been arrested in a foreign country for instigating a barroom brawl.” She sighed, running her fingers through her hair. “Goddammit… I can’t make this one go away.”

  “Yeah, why was he arrested?” I thought to ask. “You didn’t say much over the phone earlier…”

  Jess glanced at me for a second, before turning back to the road and answering. “When he left your apartment, he found himself a bar with some pool tables. The cops say he attacked somebody.”

  “That doesn’t sound like Lex,” I said.

  “No… It doesn’t,” Jess replied. “He’s been in a few fights, but never one he started. He’s a lover, not a fighter.”

  I shook my head, the tabloid covers flashing through my mind. A lover indeed…

  “And you’re the one who fucked up,” Jess added.

  “I fucked up?” I spat out, turning to glare at her with every ounce of enmity I could muster. Seriously though – who the fuck does she think she is?

  “Yes, you fucked up,” she reiterated. “What, so, you’re upset that he was hiding some things from you, right? Is that it?”

  “That’s all the reason I need… and for the record, I still don’t see how it’s any of your goddamn business, publicist or not,” I answered.

  It was Jess’s turn to be furious.

  “Alright, smartass, did it ever occur to you to question what an obviously rich, well-dressed Englishman was doing without a day job in America?” She asked, glancing over at me.

  Before I could respond, she continued:

  “He wears tailored handmade Italian suits, plays a little soccer as you’d call it, and he’s just flying under the radar. Here I was, thinking he was completely fucking obvious. I mean… you knew his name. You didn’t bother to look him up? You could have had any of these answers at any point. Hell, did you ever directly ask him who he was and what he did?”

  “Why would I have done that? I don’t have any reason to snoop around on the guy,” I answered. “Not until someone else did it for me, not that I asked for the help or anything…”

  “So, what, you’re the one woman in the world who wouldn’t be suspicious about any of those details? The man is a sex god, do you think he wouldn’t have a little history? No… You know what I think? I think you were never looking for a real relationship. You were using Lex. You wanted a little fun for the night and you didn’t care who he was. I’ve seen the way he looks at you. That man loves you! How do you feel? Did you ever tell him how you really felt? Did you let him know he was nothing but a shag?”

  We took a sharp turn, and I braced myself against the armrest on the door.

  “Maybe that was what I wanted… But things changed,” I replied, my anger turning to sadness.

  “You know, Lex can be a real fucking prick,” Jess said, “but he’s a good guy underneath. You brought that out in him. You were good for him. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him happier. And don’t sit there and pretend you don’t want things to work out. You wouldn’t be coming if you didn’t want to see him.”

  “I’m just here for the moral support, and then I’m right the fuck out of here.”

  “Seriously?” She tilted her head and glanced over at me.

  “I don’t need his money, or his lifestyle.”

  We came to a stop, and I realized that we were finally here. Jess killed the engine and turned to me again, her uninterrupted gaze piercing through mine.

  “Let’s get one thing straight, you and I. I happen to think that you’re a smart woman with a great head on your shoulders. I know you’re not after his damn money! Do you think I’d have let him go near you if you were some kind of piece of shit gold digger?”

  I went silent as the car came to a stop. While I deliberated on these thoughts, I followed Jess into the station. She opened the door for me, and we walked up to the front desk clerk. With bushy gray hair and a stern face, the clerk seemed faintly familiar, but I couldn’t place him.

  “I’m here for Alexander Lambert,” Jess confidently informed him. “He should be incarcerated here somewhere for drunken disorderly conduct of some sort.”

  The clerk glanced up from his desk.

  “British guy, right?”

  “That’s the one!” She chirpily smiled

  “Right. He won’t be able to leave just yet,” the clerk responded, glancing through a file on his desk. “We’re waiting to see if the young man he assaulted wishes to press charges.”

  “I’m sure that an amicable solution can be found,” Jess responded instantly, her smile unwaveringly strong.

  “Be that as it may… we still need to keep him here while we finish receiving eyewitness accounts. There’s an officer taking down notes as we speak.”

  “May I speak to this kid? I’m sure I can make an arrangement with him to handle this without tying up your valuable time…”

  “Afraid not,” the clerk told us. “We haven’t found him yet. We’re interviewing witnesses as we speak.”

  “…Virgil?” I asked, letting it all come back to me. “Virgil Higgins, is that you?”

  The clerk blinked a few times, and then recognized me. “Riley Ricketts… didn’t expect to see you here. What brings you in here?”

  “My boyfriend appears to be in your jail,” I shrugged. “This is his friend, Jess. We’re trying to figure out what to do about this alleged act of his. Is there anything we can do?”

  “Nothing outside of wait for a phone call,” the clerk noted hesitantly.

  As if on cue, the phone on Virgil’s desk rang, and he paused to answer.

  We caught part of a one-sided conversation, although he cupped the receiver in his palm at one point and turned away. Both of us leaned closer to hear, although it was of no use.

  He hung up and turned back to us.

  “Looks like it’s your lucky day… Detective Donovan has three witnesses that say the other guy threw the first punch, and one of them just backed up Lex’s story that the kid made off with his wallet. We’re gonna go ahead and drop the charges. Your boyfriend is free to go,” Virgil told us. “Now, normally he’d wind up at the back of the list, and get out late morning… but for you, darling, I can expedite him out shortly.”

  “Much obliged, Virgil,” I smiled.

  “Not a problem. My wife loves the paintings you’ve put in our living room. She swears by your work.”

  “Happy to contribute. Tell Mary-Ann that I send all of my love.”

  “Will do, darling.”

  We waited outside in the sedan for a few minutes. Finally, an officer escorted Lex out of the building and removed his handcuffs, pointing towards our vehicle.

  When he climbed into the car, he gave me a quick glance of acknowledgment. I wasn’t sure how much of my irritation to convey, so I simply kept a strong, impartial face.

  Jess, meanwhile, immediately slapped him.

  “Do you have any idea how difficult you just made my job for me, with that bullshit stunt of yours?”

  “A… little?” Lex asked, nursing his cheek.

  “Arrested! Arrested, on battery charges and disorderly conduct! What the fuck, Lex? How the shit do I spin that to Brett Barker?”

  “Maybe he doesn’t have to know. They dropped the charges Jess.”

  “They’re going to know. They’re probably printing up tomorrows tabloid as we speak. ‘Lex arrested for beating American youth!’, what the hell were you thinking?”

  “There’s somethin
g you don’t know,” he elaborated, his eyes still focused on her. “I was setup. Alistair Pritch was in the crowd, and he knew exactly what was happening.”

  “Alistair Pritch… is here?” Jess asked.

  “The one and only,” he continued. “He was there in the crowd, grinning like a goddamn fool. He paid that kid to start a fight with me and take a fall. He played me like a damn fiddle.”

  “You’re certain,” Jess asked.

  “Yeah. Why?”

  “Because Alistair should be in England right now… I’m going to have to check in on that and see what I can pull up…”

  “Who the fuck is Alistair Pritch?” I finally asked. Whoever he was… if he was here in town, and they were that bothered by this fact, then I figured I should have a little knowledge about him.

  “Alistair is one of my teammates,” Lex answered. “He’s an old rival from back when we were on opposing teams. Right now, he’s a subordinate on the National team, but he’s clearly angling for my sponsorship contract… and he’s followed me here to set me up.”

  “Why would somebody do that?” I asked.

  “Wouldn’t be the first time,” Jess said. “Last time the tabloids had a spread on Lex only two people knew where he was holed up, me and Alistair. It was no coincidence the paparazzi showed up.”

  “He wants my sponsorship… And he’s going to get it.”

  They spent the car ride back discussing a plan of action for containing the aftermath of the arrest.

  Worries for another day, he’d said, although Jess seemed rather less than convinced.

  Jess dropped us off at the curb by my apartment. “It’s only a brief walk if you need to come back,” she told him before giving me a wink. “Try to keep him from getting into any more trouble tonight, yeah?”

  “I’ll do my best,” I responded.

  She headed off into the night, and the two of us stood in silence at the door to my apartment building. Lex scraped the toe of his sole against the pavement, wrists in his pockets. He looked so different now. Was I really going to do this? Could I really just let all of this go and invite him up?

  “So…” Lex spoke, glancing up at my building with that trademark smirk of his returning. “I just got out of jail… Fancy a fuck?”

  That accent… The words dripping off his lips… Yeah, I fancied it just fine, but I couldn’t go through with it. Not like this.

  Maybe he’s not so changed after all.

  “No,” I answered, unsure whether or not I believed the word as it came out of my mouth.

  I turned my back on him, ascending the stairs to my apartment building. Half of me expected him to grab my wrist – and I’d snap at him over it, but maybe, just maybe, I’d let him pull me into a furious embrace and breath the fire in my lungs...

  As I turned behind the door, I saw one last glimpse of Alexander Lambert. He stood at the edge of the curb, staring at me like a broken man. We made eye contact for a fraction of a second before the door fell shut.

  Lex

  Two days later, I stepped off of an airplane into the Heathrow International, crushed beyond recognition. I looked like such a mess that, even with just a thin hoodie and a pair of sunglasses, nobody recognized me as I navigated towards a taxi and back home.

  It had all come crashing down around me.

  Riley Ricketts was gone.

  The Patrovo sponsorship was gone.

  My rival Alistair Pritch had won.

  All that I had left was Jess, and she was absolutely furious with me for fucking things up so badly. She barely spoke to me on the flight back, electing to get into a separate taxi and head back for her small countryside cottage.

  In truth, I barely had her at all.

  Three hours of traffic and drizzling rain later, my driver pulled up to the gates outside my lavish home. He finally realized with one look at the house that I was loaded, but still couldn’t seem to place me.

  “You some kind of big deal, brother?”

  “Not anymore,” I told him, slipping a substantial tip into his hand. “Not anymore…”

  I realized that he was ignoring my words – mostly because his eyes were too busy counting the bills I’d handed him. He glanced back up at the gate, and the driveway that stretched beyond it. “You want me to take you up to the door? Looks like quite a walk.”

  “Absolutely not,” I told him, pulling the hood up as the dismal rain rose in volume. I closed the door and let myself through a side gate, and then carried my suitcase up the lonely, sluggish route to the front of my small mansion.

  Lambert House was priceless, mostly due to the sheer size of the property and the thick virtually impregnable wall surrounding it. It had belonged to a Duke of some nature, living out here in the countryside. A summer getaway spot for royalty...

  I called it home.

  My eyes scanned the windows in the distance as my shoes sloshed through the mud. Even with all this pea gravel, it did barely anything to hold back the natural consequences of consistent rainfall.

  Chet, my groundskeeper, was sailing towards me in his little covered cart, maneuvering around thick puddles and loose, soggy earth to skitter to a stop near me.

  “Mister Lambert! This is no weather to be taking a walk, good sir! Let me take you inside!”

  I nodded, although I doubted he noticed the gesture in the rain. Instead, I lugged my suitcase onto the back tray of his cart beneath the canvas bonnet of the vehicle, and took a soaked seat in the passenger’s chair. He took one forlorn look at me before driving us towards the manor steps.

  “Permission to speak freely?” He asked.

  “Granted.”

  “Mister Lambert, I’m afraid that you look positively dreadful.”

  I laughed heartily to myself, naturally alarming him. After I wiped away the uncomfortable, dripping rain from my face, I commented: “Let’s just say I’ve had a rough couple of days.”

  He kept his eyes forward, carefully whizzing us through patches of solid ground. “I take it that America didn’t treat you kindly, then?”

  “My trip was… complicated.”

  “Ah, I see.”

  Of course, he didn’t really. But the sympathy was appreciated, and we sat in silence for the last three minutes of the drive.

  Once I’d pulled myself indoors, a maid brought me a towel and took my suitcase up to my main bedroom. There were only a few members on my staff, but they acted quickly and diligently at my appearance, already having some arrangements made as soon as I appeared within the gates.

  A fresh change of clothes – my usual business attire – was ready for me in the foyer. I wasn’t particularly feeling myself, so I left them where they were and wandered upstairs, changing into something a little more casual.

  My staff sensed the change in my demeanor, and gave me a wide berth as I settled back home. It only occurred to me a few hours later that they were likely expecting my publicist to have joined me for the trek, and so I knew that they realized things were amiss.

  Behind the manor, I had contracted the installation of an enclosed football field. Since the rain had done absolutely nothing to let up, I took the accompanying underground passage out to the field. It was less than half a kilometer of walking, and it was blissfully dry. When I arrived, I switched on the industrial lighting and marveled at how the water roared against the glass ceiling and walls before retrieving the best looking football from my equipment room.

  It was time to work a few things out the only way I knew how.

  I spent well over an hour kicking the ball around, fighting imaginary opponents on the field. I remembered my first year of owning this place, I’d invite friends over for garden parties before taking on any and all challengers in the diminutive glass stadium.

  But now, there was just me.

  My arrival was less conspicuous than I had imagined. I was surprised to hear a buzzing as I knocked the football into the opposite goal once again, claiming another imaginary victory against my perceived oppo
nents. Turning and panting, I spotted a small assortment of people on the opposite wall, shaking off umbrellas and standing in the covered foyer room outside.

  Jogging over towards them, I realized that it was my usual group of friendly competitors – some amateur players from my schooling days, most of my National team, and a couple of members of the staff who were avid football fans and players.

  There were a little less than two dozen of them… just enough to play a game. Jess must have been working a little magic. Maybe she hadn’t given up on me yet…

  “What are you lot doing here?” I asked as I unlocked the entrance and let them all in. They hung their wet jackets in the nearby coatroom, smiling and clasping my hand in turn.

  “What, you’re gonna come back and not tell us?” Jarvis MacNeil grinned, gripping me by the shoulder. He was one of the defenders on my team, and a rigorous force to deal with.

  “My mind’s been a little preoccupied the last few days,” I confessed.

  “Well, I can certainly see that!” Another chimed in. This one was Kil Humapoor, an old dormitory mate who had the gift, but was just too lazy to audition for teams. “You head straight onto the field to play alone after a sudden flight back? Not a person here that doesn’t know that means something’s wrong, man.”

  “I don’t want to talk about it,” I muttered.

  “No need to talk with words, bro,” Jarvis replied. “Do it with your feet. Let’s dance!”

  The twenty of them changed into athletic attire in the equipment rooms. Afterwards, we split into two teams and set the stage for our match beneath the storm.

  With Humapoor electing to play as referee to maintain the balance, we chose our sides and set the green battlefield for war. Above us, the rain pounded against the glass as we fought valiantly for the ball. The storm’s intensity was cheering us on.

  Both teams were short a man, but we were able to work around that mutual handicap. I took my usual position as an offensive striker, dominating the ball and barking orders to my team as I led a vicious charge against the others.

  Jarvis MacNeil had been nominated as captain of the opposition, and took a conservative, defensive approach. After years of playing together, he knew my weaknesses, and was able to hold us back time and time again… but he wasn’t prepared for the level of frustration and bitterness that I brought to the green.