Colonel Sun

by Kingsley Amis

  Now a shout from behind them; another couple of astonished faces; the edge of a cliff too high to jump from, too sheer to clamber down in a hurry. But a stretch of wall joins the cliff at an angle, and in the angle a bunch of thick electric cables runs down. Down, then, down a face of irregular, almost vertical rock hanging on to the cables, the girl following. A gentler slope close to the wall, a final slither down more wall, helped by a single cable running horizontally. Run together across bumpy rock and earth – a yard away a jet of earth springing into the air. No report: silencer. Above them the sounds of scrambling and cursing. Now another drop, off the roof of some hut built into the hillside, a curving, descending path, a metal fence, and people ahead and below, hundreds of people. Easy to get over the fence, help the girl over, and join them.

  At Bond’s side, Ariadne laughed shakily. ‘Theatre of Herodes Atticus. Performance ending. In all senses, hope.’

  Bond’s glance was full of admiration. Whatever her motives might be, the girl had shown herself to be speedy, resourceful and determined: a valuable ally indeed. He said easily, ‘It was clever of you to know about that alternative exit.’

  ‘Oh, we plan carefully. I could draw a map of the Acropolis blindfold.’

  ‘Who are “we”?’

  ‘Maybe I’ll tell you later. Right now it’s your job to push us through this crowd, get us out to the street and grab the first taxi, by force if necessary. Show me how rough and rude and un-English you can be.’

  The next few minutes were a hell of struggling and shoving. Bond felt the sweat running down his chest and back. The departing audience were cheerful, talkative, in no hurry, not in a mood to resent being jostled, not heeding it much either. Twice the two of them were separated, but at last reached the street together. There was a brief scuffle by a taxi, Ariadne keeping up a stream of indignant Greek about the airport and her husband’s sick father, and they were in and driving off.

  Ariadne lolled against Bond’s shoulder, trembling violently, and her lips shook as she kissed his cheek. He put his arm round her shoulders and drew her close. She had fully earned her moment of reaction, of temporary collapse after the extreme and varied time of stress she had just gone through. He murmured softly to her.

  ‘I’m sorry I spat at you,’ she whispered jerkily, brushing his cheek with her hand. ‘But I thought I had to do it. And then all those mean things I said. I kept hoping you weren’t understanding. And you can’t think I meant –’

  ‘You were brilliant, absolutely brilliant. I don’t know anybody who could have made a plan as fast as that and then carried it out so skilfully. You made fools of the pair of them. But now … I’ve got to ask you some questions. Haven’t I?’

  Her face was against his shoulder and he felt her nod.

  ‘You were to decoy me to the Acropolis where I was to be picked up by two of your men. Correct?’

  She began in a muffled voice: ‘But I didn’t want to –’

  ‘We’ll save that for now. Well, when the men appeared you realized they were the wrong men. How?’

  Ariadne swallowed and pulled herself upright. ‘We … there was to be a recognition signal just before they moved in. A thing with a handkerchief. They didn’t give it. So I told them I was informed Legakis and Papadogonas were going to do the job. Then the guy said they’d been called away to another assignment. But as far as I know there’s nobody named Legakis or Papadogonas who’s working for us. So then I just gambled that they won’t know enough English. And here we are. Can I have a cigarette?’

  ‘Of course.’

  Bond gave her a Xanthi, the pungent Macedonian blend he always smoked in Greece, lit one himself and inhaled deeply. He felt charged-up, almost exhilarated. Whatever lay immediately ahead the expected gloomy pattern of abduction and captivity had been broken. He was still free and the initiative was not all on the other side – or sides.

  ‘Ariadne, who are you working for? You said you’d tell me.’

  When she spoke she was herself again, quick and assured. ‘I said maybe. It’s still maybe. For the moment I can’t tell you anything. And there’s so much I don’t know myself. Who were those men? It’s frightening. The whole situation must have changed in the last few hours. It could be it isn’t you we want after all. I don’t see how it can be, now that this …’

  She was thinking aloud, but her voice died away before she had done much more than express confusion. By now Bond had arrived at his own views about the scene on the Acropolis. For the moment he must follow through and put what faith he could in the midget transmitter in his shoe and the efficiency of Thomas’s men. He said dryly, ‘Where are you taking me?’

  ‘To see my chief. He must talk with you. Obviously I can’t force you to come with me. You can stop the driver now and get out and walk away. But please don’t. We have to talk. Can you trust me?’

  ‘Trust doesn’t enter into it. I’ve got to come with you.’

  ‘I don’t understand that. Like most things about this.’ Ariadne turned and gripped his hands. ‘But I do have one reason for feeling happy. Oh, not happy, but less miserable than a quarter of an hour ago, when I thought I’d never see you again. We’re still together. Sure, you’ve no reason to trust me on anything else, but you do believe me about this, don’t you, James? That I want us to go on being together?’

  ‘Yes.’ Bond spoke as he felt. ‘I believe you, Ariadne.’

  They kissed and for a moment left the world of enmity, violence and treachery in which they worked. Just then the taxi slowed and stopped. They moved apart. In the most everyday manner possible they got out and Bond paid off the driver.

  It was a narrow street on the outskirts of the city towards the port of Piraeus, with a small bar in which a solitary old man dozed, a grocer’s shop, a long building that might have been a school, a few houses of variegated shapes but all uniformly whitewashed. One was set a few yards back from the street behind rusty railings. Ariadne opened the gate, which squeaked painfully, and they crossed a tiny paved courtyard overgrown with vine and laurel. An underfed tabby cat rushed past them, squeezed through the railings and vanished. At the front door, Ariadne gave a complicated knock, reached out and gripped Bond’s hand.

  Bolts were thrown and the door opened. The man Ariadne had called Tzimas stood there. At the sight of them he gave a grunt of consternation, but a gun was in his hand within the time of a heartbeat. He motioned them in and shut the door, bolting it by feel while his eyes and gun remained on Bond. Ariadne led the way across a square tiled hall to an inner door. Bond followed her over the threshold.

  There were two men sitting at the cheap barley-sugar-legged table. Both at once jumped up and began shouting questions at Ariadne. During the gesticulating three-cornered word-play that followed, Bond studied the men. One was in his thirties, dark, good-looking, a little overweight for his age: Greek. The other might have been anything between forty and sixty, grey, dried-up, close-cropped, speaking Greek with a heavy accent: Russian. No question about it. Well, that was one point checked off. Bond allowed himself to wonder whether M was in this house. Since the Quarterdeck affair he had, as far as possible, rigorously excluded M from his conscious thoughts, knowing that to speculate in that direction put him at the mercy of useless senseless rage and hatred. So it did now for a moment: Bond gritted his teeth and concentrated on the present scene.

  The Greek, biting his lip, hurried to an open roll-top desk littered with papers and began telephoning furiously. The Russian continued his dialogue with Ariadne for a time. He glanced at Bond more and more often, finally dismissed the girl with a flick of his hand and came over. He looked tired and frightened.

  ‘Precaution, Mr Bond,’ he said, his accent no less thick in English than in Greek. ‘Take out your gun slowly and give it to me.’

  Bond, with Tzimas at his side, did as he was told. The Russian gave the weapon a quick professional glance before reaching across and placing it on the desk.

  ‘Now take a seat, Mr Bon
d. You like a drink?’

  Bond, sitting beside Ariadne on a moth-eaten horsehair sofa, looked up in surprise. ‘Very much. Thank you.’

  The Russian signed to Tzimas. ‘We have only ouzo, I’m sorry. It is known that you prefer whisky, but our budget wouldn’t allow this. You call that cheese-paring?’

  The thin mouth twitched upwards. You’ve got guts, thought Bond. You’re scared half out of your mind and you’re too proud to be seen yielding to it. He nodded and smiled back.

  Tzimas handed him a tooth-glass half-full of milky fluid. ‘Fíye apo tho, málaka?’ said the man threateningly, glaring into Bond’s face. Then he guffawed and slammed him on the back. ‘Bravo! Ees iyian!

  ‘Now, Mr Bond.’ The Russian waved Tzimas away with a frown and leant back against the edge of the table. ‘My name is Gordienko and my associate here is named Markos. We may have very little time, so I must request you to be intelligent and answer my questions. As you have gathered, it was arranged for you to be captured tonight and brought here. You are not captured but you come here just the same. Why?’

  ‘What alternative had I? You must see that.’

  ‘I do not. I don’t. Now, please. What is the purpose of your visit to Greece?’

  Bond stared. ‘Good God, you brought me here!’

  Gordienko stared back, then shrugged. ‘Perhaps it was not intelligent of me to ask this now. Tonight all very confusing. But answer this. In your opinion, who has employed the men who have tried to capture you?’

  ‘I don’t know. Some powerful freelance. Anyhow it failed. Now let me ask you something. Where’s your other prisoner? Is he here?’

  ‘This is …’ Gordienko looked defeated. ‘I have no idea what you mean.’

  ‘Now who’s being unintelligent? Another one, then. What do you want with me? You’ve got me here at your mercy. Surely you can let me know that much.’

  ‘I can,’ said Gordienko briskly. ‘Now, yes, I can. You’re considered to be very important, Mr Bond. So important that the task to plan your capture is taken out of my hands and entrusted to – another official.’

  (Ah, thought Bond; I might have guessed that Acropolis caper wasn’t your style.)

  ‘On capture you would be kept in custody here in this safe-house for approximately three days and then released. You would also be questioned as to your intentions in coming to Athens. These were my orders. Privately, I had much doubt as to the wisdom of the second item. It is known that you’re very resistant to questioning.’

  Bond suppressed a surge of excitement. He was nearly certain he saw the truth. Gordienko’s obvious air of competence made it most unlikely that he would lie so pointlessly at such a moment. On this reasoning, he, Bond, had somehow strayed out of one conspiracy into another, and the men on the Acropolis had been the agents of the original one, the first grand, terrifying conspiracy. And that meant that some agreement with this Russian was possible. But caution must be maintained; he was only nearly certain. In this kind of work there are no certainties until the job is over – if then.

  He said in a level tone, ‘I think I believe you. It rather looks as if we’ve been at cross-purposes you and I. We’re so used to there being two sides that we never remember there may be a third, hostile to both of us. I propose that, for the moment, we join forces.’

  ‘Agreed.’ Some of the tension left Gordienko’s lined face. He signed again to Tzimas. ‘Let us pool information. Some information, at least. My side is conducting an important, um, event in this region. I must assure you that it’s not aimed against your side. It’s designed to give strength to my side, naturally, but not so much at the expense of yours. Efkharistó.’

  Gordienko took the glass of ouzo from Tzimas and looked sidelong at it. ‘I too would rather have something else, but at least the use of neutral drink will make sure that our respective national egos aren’t offended.’ He twitched his mouth as before, with a sort of distant warmth. ‘Good luck.’

  ‘We’ll need it.’ Bond lifted his glass and drank.

  ‘So. My task has been to counter possible outside interference with this event. When your arrival became reported by our observers, I passed on the news and was instructed to move against you. Your presence here at such a time could not possibly be the result of chance. And it is known that you’ve had success in the past at interfering with events … Nai?’

  Markos had finished his telephoning. He came and faced Gordienko, shaking slightly and sweating a great deal. Now he burst into a torrent of Greek. Bond made out only scraps, but they sounded to him disconcerting scraps. To judge by their faces, Gordienko and Ariadne agreed with him.

  When the recital was over and Markos had gone back to the telephone with fresh instructions, Gordienko turned to Bond. His face had gone a shade greyer. He carefully adjusted his wire-framed spectacles before he spoke.

  ‘Our common enemy is proceeding with extreme ruthlessness. The men entrusted with your capture have been murdered.’

  Ariadne caught her breath.

  ‘As you know, Mr Bond, assassination of agents is exceedingly rare in peacetime. Not unknown, of course’ – the mouth twitched briefly – ‘but rare. I am afraid that nothing less can be intended than total obliteration of the event I spoke about. The consequences of this would be serious. Serious as far as possible war. And the forces at my disposal have suddenly become almost useless.’

  With a convulsive movement, Gordienko drained his glass. He looked hard at Bond.

  ‘There is a traitor in our organization. Nothing less will explain what happens. It shames me to admit this to you, but we are allies. And to say so reminds me. I should like us to shake hands.’

  Bond stood up and complied without much reservation. The Russian’s clasp was firm and dry.

  ‘The official who planned your capture is clearly suspect.’ Gordienko resumed his awkward leaning posture at the table. ‘But two persons I can at once eliminate from suspicion. Both are with us now. Markos is in my company continuously since your arrival has been reported. Miss Alexandrou was not informed of the details of your capture. Tzimas I can’t logically eliminate. But I trust him.

  ‘My procedure therefore is plain. I must move with these three to another safe-house, at a location known only to myself, and operate as best I can from there. Moscow will send me replacements and Markos will recruit fresh local helpers, but these things must take time. And we have almost no time. Will you accompany us, Mr Bond, or do you wish to consult with your own people? If this, I should welcome from you now what information you think you may give.’

  Before Bond could reply, the creak of the gate’s hinges (purposefully left un-oiled, he guessed) sounded clearly from the front of the house. Gordienko’s mouth tightened. He nodded to Tzimas, who moved to the doorway. Silence. Then came the code knock on the front door Ariadne had used earlier. Markos relaxed. None of the other three did. Gordienko gave a sharp command. Tzimas moved steadily and silently across the dimly-lit hall, put the chain on the door, and opened it a couple of inches. After a pause of about a second he shut it again. Then he turned and walked back to the inner room, but less steadily than before, and not silently.

  When Tzimas reached the waiting group he stared at Gordienko with his left eye. Where his right eye had been there was a red hole edged with black and purple. Finally his body seemed to lose all character, all substance, as if his flesh had turned to sand, and he fell at Gordienko’s feet.

  8

  COUNCIL OF WAR

  There was no time for doubts now. Bond snatched his Walther automatic when Gordienko threw it. Markos dived for the light-switch and the room went as dark as the bed of the sea. Somebody – Gordienko – began blundering towards the window. ‘No,’ said Bond urgently – ‘they’ll be expecting that. It must be the front.’

  ‘Correct. Thank you.’

  They moved into the gloom of the hall and Gordienko carefully took the chain out of the door.

  ‘We will allow one minute so that their first vi
gilance will become dulled. Then we will leave in the following order: Markos, Mr Bond, Miss Alexandrou, and myself. Thirty yards down the street to the left there is an alley with high walls both sides. We will rendezvous there.’

  Gordienko switched to Greek and Markos replied briefly. Then more silence. Ariadne caught Bond’s hand and held it against her breast. He felt her heart beating, fast but not wildly. He kissed her hand.

  ‘Good luck, my friends.’ Gordienko stood with his fingers twisting the door-knob. Bond thought he saw him touch Markos lightly on the shoulder for a moment. Then the door swung wide and they were all running.

  The enemy had left the gate ajar – a lucky, near-vital oversight. All four had gained the shadowy, half-moonlit street by the time the first shots came. Flashes showed from the dark of a shop doorway on the opposite side. Immediately Markos gave a loud grunt of surprise, threw his head back, tottered a couple of paces and dropped. Bond fired three on automatic at the doorway as an aim-spoiler, the shots banging out almost as one and filling the little cobbled street with a crackle of echoes. A flying glance to his left showed Ariadne running like an Olympic sprinter, equally spaced from him and Gordienko so as not to offer a double target by bunching. Good girl.

  Something fizzed through the air between Bond and Ariadne, knee height, direction ahead. Flashes from what could have been the alley Gordienko had described earlier.

  Bond veered to the right, halted in a single stride, went down on one knee, saw the next flash, got in a quick but aimed shot that must have passed no more than four feet in front of Gordienko, heard a muffled cry. He bounded up and made diagonally across the street, resisting the natural but slowing and dangerous impulse to crouch. Into the alley and out of danger for the moment. Gordienko and Ariadne there, a body at their feet.