In Some Other Life: A Novel

by Jessica Brody

  Make a wish.

  I feel tears well up all over again as I collapse in front of the photograph and stare into my own eye. Into my own past. Into my own messed-up choices. Dad always thought spiderwebs were lucky. That I was his lucky charm. And while that might be true, when it comes to me, it turns out I’m my own curse.

  I brought this on myself.

  I chose wrong.

  If I Don’t Care

  By noon the next day, I’m a whole new woman. I’ve showered. I’ve dressed. I’ve done my hair (and not in a braid). I’ve even moisturized my face. Something I’ve never done in my life but, as it turns out, is pretty dang refreshing.

  I don’t have time to be angry or bitter or forlorn. I don’t have time to play the victim and lament over my crappy choice in friends and boyfriends. My Columbia interview is in an hour and I am not going to blow this. I may not have gone to the Windsor Academy, I may have screwed that one up, but I’m not going to make the same mistake twice. I’m not going to let a stupid guy—or girl—mess up any more of my life.

  I am going to Columbia University. I am going to be a journalist. I don’t need Austin. I don’t even need Laney. I just need these well-thought-out, relentlessly rehearsed, foolproof interview answers and I’m good to go.

  I sit at the kitchen counter, spooning soup into my mouth while I quiz myself on my crib sheet. Dad signed me out of school today. We both knew I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on AP calculus or AP history while this interview loomed over my head. So I’ve spent the morning psyching myself up. And not thinking about Austin and Laney.

  Okay, I thought about them a little bit. Namely, as I was destroying every shred of evidence that Austin was ever my boyfriend and Laney was ever my best friend … which was basically half of the things in my bedroom. But now that that’s done, I can get on with my life. I can move forward.

  I haven’t even read a single text message from either of them. I deleted them all and blocked their numbers. That’s how over it I am. That’s how little I care.

  “Kennedy?”

  “Gah!” I jump at the sound of Dad’s voice, spilling soup on my interview questions. “Dad,” I say scornfully, “you scared me. Don’t sneak up on a girl like that when she’s prepping for the biggest interview of her life.”

  Dad flashes me a weird look. “I came into the kitchen singing and tap dancing. I wasn’t exactly stealth.”

  In addition to singing completely off-key, Dad also tap dances. Poorly.

  “Oh,” I say, wiping down the page with my napkin.

  “You were kind of in a trance there,” Dad points out. “You must really be laser focused on this thing.”

  “Yes. Laser focused.” I sit up straighter and add, “On the interview.”

  “Right,” Dad agrees, sounding confused. “On the interview. What else would you be focused on?”

  “Nothing,” I reply breezily. “Nothing at all. I have absolutely nothing else to focus on except this interview.”

  Okay, so I haven’t told my parents about what happened last night. I will. Eventually. I’ll call them sometime next year from my dorm room at Columbia.

  I finish wiping the soup from my paper and stare at the questions again as Dad starts assembling his usual sandwich. He’s been eating the exact same lunch every day for the past three years. Wheat bread, turkey, pickles, then cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and a dash of Worcestershire sauce. He calls it “the Duke.”

  “The gallery owner called today,” Dad tells me as he tops his sandwich with the second piece of bread. “She’s had nonstop orders since last night.”

  “That’s terrific!”

  Dad beams. “It is. But it means I’ll be working a lot in the next few days to try to keep up.”

  I finish my soup and carry the bowl to the dishwasher. “Have I told you how proud I am of you?” I say, giving my dad a kiss on the cheek just as he takes his first bite of the Duke.

  “Wait,” Dad garbles with his mouth full. “That’s supposed to be my line.”

  I shrug. “Sorry. Beat you to the punch.”

  I carefully place my interview crib sheet in my messenger bag and toss the strap over my shoulder. “Okay, I’m off to get into Columbia!”

  Dad grins widely with a piece of Worcestershire-soaked lettuce hanging out the side of his mouth. “Break a leg!”

  “I think you only say that to actors.”

  Dad nods pensively. “Okay then, break a pen! Bust a laptop! Burn a book!”

  I shake my head. “Stick to the photography, Dad.”

  “Flip a table!” Dad calls after me as I head for the front door. “Destroy a chair! Crash a car! No, wait, don’t do that!”

  “Bye, Dad!” I say with a laugh. “See you in a few hours.”

  If I Spoke German

  The Columbia alum lives in one of those grand mansions on the west side of town. She’s a tall, willowy, dark-haired woman dressed in an African print kaftan with black leggings underneath. She greets me with a kind smile and a handshake.

  “Welcome, Kennedy!” she says. “I’m Geraldine Watkins, but you can call me Watts. All my friends do.”

  “Thank you … Watts,” I reply as she leads me into the house.

  The first thing I see when I step into the living room is her wall of diplomas. And I literally mean an entire wall. She must have every degree there is to get. The spaces that aren’t occupied by PhDs or master’s degrees are filled with framed photographs of Watts in all sorts of exotic-looking places. Rain forests and mountains and deserts.

  I suddenly become ten times more intimidated than I was when I pulled up to the curb a few minutes ago.

  “Wow!” I say, stopping to look at a picture of her posing next to a cactus, surrounded by sand dunes. “Is this New Mexico?”

  She stops in her tracks, her body visibly stiffening. “That’s the Kalahari Desert.” Then, as if she’s afraid I might be extra clueless, adds, “In Africa.”

  I immediately feel my face flood with shame. “Oh,” I fumble. “Right. Well, it’s a beautiful photograph. That must have been a wonderful trip.”

  Her face pales. “We went on an anti-poaching mission and stumbled upon over twenty slaughtered elephant carcasses.”

  “Oh,” I say again, berating myself. But honestly, how was I supposed to know that from a stupid picture? It’s not like she’s standing next to one of the elephant carcasses. “That’s very … sad.”

  Sad?

  I’m a writer and I couldn’t come up with a more creative adjective than sad?

  “Hmm,” Watts says ambiguously as she takes a seat on a large red armchair in the center of the room and gestures for me to take the couch across from her, next to a droopy potted plant.

  “I think your ficus needs some water,” I say with a chuckle, trying for a joke.

  But Watts clearly doesn’t find it amusing. I can actually see her jaw clench. “That’s not a ficus. It’s a Ceropegia woodii. It’s a South African flowering plant. I brought it back from Swaziland. It’s supposed to look like that.”

  The terseness of her tone makes my stomach seize. Apparently instead of studying interview questions I should have been studying exotic plants and anti-poaching expeditions. I wonder if I should just throw in the towel and leave now.

  But then, a moment later, the most adorable fluffy white dog comes galloping into the room, and my spirits lift. I love dogs! And dogs always love me.

  I smile and bend down. “Hello, there! Aren’t you the cutest thing I’ve ever seen?”

  The dog makes a vicious snarling face and snaps at me. I let out a yelp and jump back onto the couch.

  Great. Now I’ve pissed off the dog, too.

  “Sorry about that,” Watts says, scooping the little white fluff ball into her lap and scratching his head. “This is Klaus. He doesn’t like to be approached by strangers. Unless you have organic duck treats. And he only speaks German.”

  I clear my throat awkwardly. “German?” I confirm.


  “Ja. Ich habe ein Jahr in Heidelberg studiert und spreche jetzt mit Klaus Deutsch, um die Sprache nicht zu vergessen.”

  Oh God. I have no idea what she just said. Did the interview already start? Was that the first question? Was I supposed to learn German? None of the websites said anything about an interviewer asking questions in a foreign language!

  Watts laughs. “How rude of me. I’m sure you don’t speak German.”

  I sag in relief. “No. I’m sorry. I don’t.”

  “I was saying I studied abroad in Heidelberg for a year and I practice the language with Klaus. So I don’t lose it.” She turns her face back to the dog who gives her a wet kiss on the lips. “Nicht wahr, Klaus? Nicht wahr? Runter!”

  The dog dutifully jumps down from her lap.

  “Sitz!” Watts says. The dog sits.

  “Braver Hund!” Watts praises as she takes a piece of mystery meat from the pocket of her kaftan and gives it to the dog. I’ve never seen anything devour something so passionately as Klaus devours that treat.

  Watts laughs again. “He simply loves those organic duck treats. I buy them at the farmers’ market. They cost a pretty penny but he won’t do tricks for anything less.”

  I nod as though I understand. As though I, too, have a small yappy dog with expensive taste who only speaks German.

  “Hol dein Spielzeug!” she says to Klaus, and the dog scuttles out of the room, returns a second later with a stuffed pineapple, and begins gnawing on it.

  Watts turns her attention to me with a smile. “That’ll keep him busy for a while.” She grabs a manila folder from the nearby coffee table and flips it open, glancing briefly at my application inside. “So tell me, Kennedy. Why do you want to go to Columbia?”

  I take a deep breath and sit up straighter. This is one of the questions I anticipated. And I am ready. “Well, I want to be a journalist and Columbia has one of the best journalism programs in the country. Plus, I’m a huge fan of the East Coast and the significance that the city of New York has played in our nation’s history.”

  I release the breath. Excellent start. Just as I rehearsed. Watts nods and jots down a few notes on my application.

  “And have you always wanted to be a journalist?”

  I’m prepared for this question, too. “Actually, no. I’ve always loved to write, but I stumbled upon journalism by accident. You see, on the first day of freshman year, my best friend Laney and I were looking for the debate team meeting…”

  My voice trails off.

  My best friend Laney.

  More like my traitorous, backstabbing former best friend Laney.

  “Go on,” Watts prompts me.

  I blink, feeling the moisture begin to pool in my eyes.

  Get it together, Kennedy! Do NOT cry in this interview.

  “Sorry, where was I?”

  “You were saying you were looking for the debate team meeting,” Watts prompts with a friendly smile.

  I clear my throat. “Right. Sorry! We were looking for the debate team meeting and instead we wandered into the newspaper office and…”

  And then she stole my boyfriend and lied to my face for three months, all the while pretending to be my friend.

  No! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Do not let Laney ruin this for you.

  “And the rest was history!” I finish quickly, adding a grin so big and fake that it feels like my cheeks are going to break.

  Watts smiles and writes something down. “So, I’ve been reviewing your application and I have to say, I’m impressed by all that you’ve accomplished.”

  I beam. “Thank you.”

  “I mean, editor in chief of the Southwest Star? It’s an excellent paper.”

  “You’ve read it?” I blurt out, feeling my muscles uncoil. Maybe this isn’t going as horribly as I thought.

  She laughs. “Yes, and it’s extremely well done. Especially that story in the last issue about the feral cats living in the park.”

  My face falls. That was Laney’s story. And apparently she was already hooking up with Austin when she wrote it. Was she lying in his bed with her laptop while she typed it? Was he kissing her shoulder while she emailed it to me with her signature smiley-face-with-glasses sign-off?

  “So tell me,” Watts goes on, setting the folder down on her lap. “You’ve accomplished so much in such a short time. You must have made some sacrifices in order to do all of that. What would you say is your biggest regret thus far?”

  I knew she’d ask this. I just knew it. I puff up my chest and refresh my smile. “I would have to say my biggest regret is…”

  Not going to the Windsor Academy and choosing a stupid boy who turned out to be a two-timing scumbag.

  I clear my throat and start again. “My biggest regret would have to be…”

  Trusting my best friend and believing her when she told me she didn’t even want to go to Austin’s stupid house to watch the stupid comedy special.

  Watts smiles and nods for me to continue.

  “My biggest regret,” I try for the third time, “is probably working too hard and not taking enough time for myself…” I trail off again, my vision clouding over.

  “What do you mean by that?” Watts prompts. She probably thinks I’m a total moron by now. I can’t even finish a freaking sentence!

  I look down and realize my hands are shaking. I tuck them between my legs. “I mean, my biggest regret is not thinking of myself. Or of my future.”

  Wait, no. That’s not in the script.

  “Go on,” Watts encourages.

  “I’ve made some pretty crappy choices,” I say before realizing I just said crappy to my alumni interviewer.

  Watts looks startled but composes herself quickly. “What kind of choices?”

  “All the wrong ones!” I blurt out, throwing my hands in the air.

  Oh God. Stop talking. Stop talking NOW.

  But I can’t. I can’t stop now. It’s all tumbling out of my mouth faster than I can even comprehend what I’m saying.

  “My entire high school experience was a mistake. One giant, freaking mistake. I didn’t do what I was supposed to do. I didn’t choose the right path. I chose the wrong one. And now I’m at a crappy public school where the locker doors don’t even stay on and the grass is itchy and the desks are broken and you never remember which desk is broken, so you sit in it again and again, and it tips over every time and everyone laughs at you while you think about how you could have been somewhere else. You could have been at the best school in the state. But you aren’t. You chose the boy. The stupid, stupid boy who misuses simple phrases and laughs at fart jokes. Because you were fourteen! These kinds of life-altering decisions shouldn’t rest in the hands of people who have barely finished puberty. They can’t handle it. They choose wrong. And now I’m stuck in this life that I wasn’t supposed to be in to begin with, and you’ll probably reject me because that’s what my life has become. So I might as well get used to it, right?”

  When I finish ranting Watts is staring at me. Even Klaus has stopped chewing on his stuffed pineapple and is gaping at me with his head tilted.

  Apparently, he does understand English.

  “I should probably go.” I stand and grab my bag. Watts doesn’t even make a move to stop me or walk me to the door. She just sits there with her mouth open, gawking at me like I’m some poached animal carcass left to rot in the desert.

  Which, believe me, is exactly how I feel right now.

  If Zombies Were Real

  It isn’t until I reach my car that everything hits me at once. That’s when I fully realize what just happened. That’s when my own voice echoes back in my ears.

  Oh God. Oh. God.

  OH. MY. GOD!

  What was I thinking? What was I doing? It was like I was having an out-of-body experience. I wasn’t in control of any of my arms or legs or stupid flapping lips. It just poured out of me.

  I sit in my car and stare out the windshield at the street. I feel numb. I feel pointle
ss. I feel sick.

  I open the car door and retch all over Watts’s curb.

  Well, if I didn’t totally turn her off already, then that should do the trick.

  I close the car door and press my head back hard against the seat. Why didn’t I reschedule the interview? Why didn’t I just call her up and say, You know what? I’m not feeling my best today, how about we postpone until next week? What was I thinking going to the most important interview of my life the day after I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend? Who does that?

  Stupid people, that’s who.

  Stubborn people.

  People who make horrible, life-changing decisions they can’t take back.

  People like me.

  There’s no chance I’ll get into Columbia now. Why would they let in someone like me? A crazy, babbling, bitter fool who pisses off the dog and mistakes the Kalahari Desert for New Mexico.

  I hastily wipe at the tears that are streaming down my face and turn the key in the ignition. I don’t even know where I’m going to go. I’m certainly not going to go home, where my dad can grill me about how the interview went. And there’s no way I’m going to school and facing Laney and Austin. I just want to drive and drive until I’ve lost the way back.

  I shift into gear, yank on the steering wheel, and slam my foot on the gas.

  Twenty minutes later, I find myself parked in front of the Windsor Academy. I don’t know how I got here. I don’t remember making any of the turns or changing any of the lanes. It’s like my body steered here on its own.

  I stare up at the black iron security gate and the impressively large sign with the school’s initials—WA—positioned in the center.

  I could drive up, push the call button, and ask the receptionist to open the gate, but I have no idea what I’d say. “Hi, will you let me in so I can cry on your beautiful lawn?” So I just continue to stare at the sign, wondering what things would be like if I were on the inside, instead of the outside. If I weren’t a massive screwup.

  Right then, an SUV pulls up to the call box, and a moment later the gate swings open. I make a hasty decision and plunge down on the accelerator, just managing to squeeze through before the gate starts to close again.