Prince of Wives

by Jason Hale

  "It's alright. Breathe in, relax, and let your body do the rest."

  Following his hypnotic voice, she relaxed and so did her vagina. Feeling her walls readjust around his shaft, Konnor lifted her legs and pushed deeper inside, at first taking her slowly to let her adjust and then gradually increasing the pace as she grew more accustomed to him.

  The grimaces of pain soon disappeared, and only tormenting pleasure remained.

  "Ohh…F-faster!"

  *Pah* *Pah* *Pah*

  He didn't need to hear it twice, and the pace shot up. The sloppy sound of fast penetration combined with uncontrolled moaning soaring toward the night sky and her trembling legs tightly wrapped around his waist.

  *Pah* *Pah* *Pah*

  His shaft moved alongside his waist, seeking and digging her pleasure spots one after the other, and her juice drenched the flower field.

  "Ohhh…Ohhh…OOHHH!"

  He flipped her onto her front, and with his chest pressing her back and his hands toying with her breasts, kissed and took her from behind.

  *Pah* *Pah* *Pah*

  Technique mixed with primitive instinct, her shapely ass slammed on his rod, and both abandoned themselves to their pleasure driven thrusts.

  "S-something…something weird…and big…is coming!"

  "Aaaaaah!"

  She groaned and orgasmed on his shaft. But he gave her no mercy and kept driving into her until his own orgasm took him.

  "Now, for the rest of your life, you can only be my woman."

  He pulled out, rocked her into sex induced torpor, dressed up, and left.

  "Yo, host! Congratulation for completing the first quest. Reward time!"

  "Host's spiritual cultivation is increased to ninth step Initiate Priest.

  Host's martial cultivation is increased to first step Adept Knight.

  Host gains the abilities of Ecstasy Fingers and Body Regeneration.

  "The Golden Rod's restoration begins!"

  Chapter 3 - Restoration and Upgrade

  New, vaster streams of energy spread within Konnor's body and intertwined below his navel. They clashed, swirled, and combined into a small rotating yellow tower.

  Meanwhile, dark yellow misty fog grew from within his chest and shot toward his brain, spreading across his mind in seemingly disorganized movements.

  Within his pants, his flaccid shaft burst with golden light, and the missing "rocks" below began reforming at breakneck speed. In less than five seconds, a new sac of firm large dual balls had grown right where they belonged, and Konnor's shaft rose to attention.

  As if possessed with a mind of its own, it trembled and shook while pulsating with boundless golden energy. Its light rose and spread across Konnor's entire form, coating him in a radiant, golden glow. It was announcing its return!

  Konnor stood up, his pants torn by his elongated shaft which now stood proud within the world at massive girth.

  "I have returned!"

  "The almighty Konnor, woe of all useless husbands and heaven of all yearning wives has returned!"

  He balled up his fist and raised it toward the starry sky with determination and proclaimed.

  "To all the beauties of this world, I announce that your conquest now begins!"

  But as he basked in excitement, the system's voice echoed.

  "Alright, alright, let's not get ahead of ourselves."

  "Taking all the beauties of this world? Did you consider your own weight?"

  "How many of those "useless husbands" can squash you with one finger?"

  "Really think that because you possess a powerful dick, you're unapparelled in the world? Get back to reality, yo! Otherwise, you might not keep your balls for another week."

  And all of Konnor's excitement died in a heartbeat.

  His forehead creased with veins popping up and threatening to explode while his clenched fists trembled from indignation.

  "I'm sick of your bullshit!"

  "Couldn't you even let me enjoy this memorable moment?"

  "Who the hell designed your bitch ass?"

  "If you have the nerves, come out of my head and fight me you fucking cunt!"

  Konnor spat while throwing his fists at an invisible opponent. But the complacent system only struck harder.

  "I was designed by a god! A true, unparalleled background!"

  "If you have the nerves, come inside your head and fight me, dotard!"

  "See how I beat you black and blue!"

  "By the way, you love fucking cunts! What does that mean? Hehe…"

  And the fight escalated, with Konnor and the system spouting as many curses as they could think of.

  "How does it feel to only be able to watch and not touch?"

  "I don't feel, you harebrained dumbass!"

  Konnor staggered and fell on his butt, finally defeated.

  "By the way, why is your normal personality so different from when you were with that gal?"

  "Oh, that was one of my "I wanna get in her pants" profiles."

  For an instant, the system remained silent.

  "You have profiles for those?"

  Satisfied by the system's reaction, Konnor puffed out his chest with complacent glee.

  "Naturally! You have to know that girls of certain mindsets are more likely to fall for certain profiles. In my past life, I mastered the art of profile making at the tender age of fifteen!"

  "As long I can get enough intel, there is no girl I cannot screw!"

  "…if you say so. Let's get back to business. Enter the system and let me show you your gains."

  Regaining his focus, Konnor closed his eyes, and a purple screen appeared within his mind. On display was a case in which he could see his name, face, and attributes.

  Right below his face was his rank and exp levels.

  "Name: Konnor

  Rank: Harem Seeker

  Cultivation level: ninth step Initiate Priest<>first step Adept Knight

  Race: Half-Incubus

  Physique: Mortal

  Acquired Abilities: Body Regeneration<>Ecstasy Fingers

  Bloodline Abilities: Female Dream Theft<>Transformation Skill<>Arousal Aura

  Exp: 15"

  "Wait, what? Exp 15? How is that possible? You're telling me that Jasime was only worth fifteen exp?"

  Konnor questioned with indignation evident within his tone.

  "Well, although she definitely had top-notch looks, she was, after all, a mortal girl with no cultivation whatsoever. Mortal girls give 1 to 10 exp depending on looks and other factors. Add to that a bonus of 5 exp for cherry popping and the count is right."

  Konnor was speechless, but thinking again, it was rather sensible.

  One to ten?

  Wasn't that the usual grading system?

  If anyone asked him how he would have graded Jasime, he would have indeed said "A solid ten!"

  Moving on…

  "So say I had sex with her tomorrow. Would I get 10 exp?"

  "Yep."

  "Just like monster farming huh?"

  "Except you're farming beauties."

  Suddenly, Konnor thought that the system was very likable.

  "By the way, I still don't know how to use the two acquired abilities you mentioned."

  "Oh yeah, forgot to update that. Update!"

  Never mind, he was truly unreliable.

  Lines of glittering code spread on the purple screen, and new batches of information were imprinted into Konnor's mind.

  "Ecstasy Fingers: The ability to turn any part of a woman's body into sensitive erogenous zones through touch. More drastic use at higher harem ranks.

  Body Regeneration: Passive ability granting the host fast healing and body regeneration abilities. The speed is increased based on the host's harem rank."

  Seeing the descriptions, Konnor was overjoyed. His sexual techniques had already reached a bottleneck, making it difficult for him to attain a higher level. But now with that finger alone, he had broken through a higher realm!

  As
for the body regeneration ability, it was evident that the inner court was a dangerous place full of hidden tribulations. It would certainly come in handy.

  "Show me the different things I can purchase with exp."

  Konnor ordered and immediately, the scenery around him changed. The purple screen expanded into a full-blown purple world within which five large boards appeared.

  "Cultivation Method Board"

  "Artifact Board"

  "Pill Board"

  "Physique Board"

  "Bloodline Board"

  Each of those boards displayed an exhaustive list of things and their exp requirements.

  "Holy Energy Nullifying Sword-100000000 exp

  Holy Primal Ancestor Physique-300000000 exp

  Holy Quintessence Pill-150000000 exp

  …"

  Seeing the prices of some of the names listed at the bottom of the boards, Konnor's forehead soaked in sweat. He looked for things within his range and realized that even the lowest of tools were out of his league.

  "I'm a poor devil."

  "Yep, you better hurry up and screw some high tier girls to make good exp money. Otherwise, you're never gonna make it."

  The situation was grave, and Konnor's resolve to bed high cultivation beauties was strengthened.

  He then took a closer look at some of the bloodlines and methods and saw two things that grabbed his attention.

  "Bloodline: Pureblood Incubus- 500000 exp

  Bloodline Upgrade: Half to Pureblood Incubus-50000 exp"

  The Incubus Bloodline was originally an Arch Bloodline in the range of 100000 to 900000 exp. However, for those who came with Half-Incubus blood, there was a ten times cheaper upgrade option. Better, they were also higher tiers of evolution that could be upgraded to at a much lower price than their real value.

  He also saw dual cultivation methods which could be used to not only train himself but also train mortal girls like Jasime.

  "Alright, I've seen what I wanted to. Let's get out of here."

  The scenery once again changed, and this time Konnor had returned to the real world. A purple ray sprang from his forehead, and a silver ruby ring appeared, then dropped into his palm.

  "This is the harem ring. You must place it on the woman's finger to properly add her to your harem. It allows you to know about their mood, safety, etc."

  Konnor frowned.

  "Why didn't you give it to me earlier?"

  The system remained silent for a rather long moment before replying.

  "Well, I want to say that you didn't ask but huh…in all honesty, I forgot!"

  And black lines crept upon Konnor's forehead.

  "Useless piece of shit!" Konnor roared while throwing his fists at the invisible enemy.

  "Alright, alright. No need to be so dramatic. Main Quest, level 2 initialization."

  Chapter 4 - Conquer the Few to Conquer the Many

  "Main Quest, level 2: Add five beauties of the Initiate Rank to the harem.

  Quest completed when the host puts a ring on their fingers.

  Main Rewards: Cultivation Base Breakthrough, Grand Level Physique Choice, Grand Level Cultivation Method Choice

  Ability Rewards: Ecstasy Cloud

  "

  Hearing the content of the second quest, Konnor was taken aback.

  "Wait, so it's not just about obtaining beauties? As the quest level increases, the requirement on the beauties' cultivation level also rises?"

  "Yep. With each new level, the number of beauties you gotta add to the harem increases alongside cultivation requirements."

  "So, when you said ten thousand beauties to complete the main quest, you meant…"

  "Ten thousand Divine Rank beauties. Ten thousand goddesses, yep."

  Konnor's body bent into a bow shape, and he almost fell onto the ground.

  "It is well known that the Holy Rank is the highest within the empire and even the entire world. Let's not even talk about fulfilling that requirement. Where am I supposed to find goddesses?"

  He bawled.

  "That's your problem man. I'm just the one giving tasks, rewards, and punishments."

  What was bullying?

  This was bullying.

  Quickly Konnor mapped up the requirements that all levels of the main quest would probably have and was quickly deterred by the potential numbers.

  But the system wasn't done with him.

  "Timeframe: Three days.

  Failure equals castration and system removal."

  This time, Konnor could no longer stand firm, he tripped and fell with his back on the ground.

  "For real?"

  "For real."

  "In any case, I have a body regeneration passive ability."

  "Cause you think I won't take that away?"

  "…"

  Only now did he realize that the almighty system really held him by the balls. In the future, he would have to be more polite. Of course, the difficulty only made the game more interesting.

  "Without challenges, how can there be entertainment? I have a feeling this game will be the most entertaining I've ever played."

  "Wanna get your side quests?"

  "You bet."

  "Side Quest Initialization…

  Side Quest: Have a threesome.

  Rewards: 3000 exp, Random True Rank Item

  Timeframe: Infinite"

  With the info dumping now out of the way, it was time to devise a plan. At the early stages of the main quest, going from a woman to another might be a viable plan, but quickly, considering the given timeframes, that would become unviable.

  And as he dug through his acquired memories, Konnor found the solution to his problem.

  "Conquer the few to conquer the many!"

  The inner court was a place dominated by the imperial concubines. Each possessed outstanding personal attendants who in turn could command larger numbers of maids. Taking the lowest ranked concubines, for example, they were allowed two personal attendants and one head eunuch. Personal attendants each controlled ten maids. Head eunuchs each had ten subordinate eunuchs.

  That was already a hefty sum.

  Likewise, head palace maids held, in theory, a status similar to the personal attendants' and were each in charge of ten maids.

  That being the case, as long as Konnor could conquer one head palace maid, getting his hands on five maids was simple.

  But there was one problem. He had no guarantee they would satisfy the cultivation requirements.

  The cultivation of the low-ranked palace maids was heterogeneous, going from zero to the Initiate Rank. Mid-ranked palace maids were usually at the Adept Rank while head palace maids were at the True Rank. A suitable target had to be picked.

  He stood up and walked back into his quarters. There were still a few hours left before the sun reared its head. Hours he could use to get some well-deserved rest.

  His room was shared with two other young eunuchs who currently snored within their beds.

  Not paying them any heed, Konnor pulled off his boots, changed into his sleeping attire and slipped into his bed.

  …

  Meanwhile, Aliki and Faidra, the two maids tasked with disposing of Konnor's body were engaging in a heated debate.

  "How can you not want to report it? He was canned to death under the orders of the holy consort. Him being alive expressively goes against her will. He either used some method to fake his death or the beating wasn't sufficiently brutal, but in any case, he is alive!"

  Upon sobering from their initial bout of hysteria, the two maids inferred that Konnor had just not died. But now that he had "come back to life," the question of what to report had risen.

  "Stupid. We were tasked with disposing of the body. The moment he woke up, we should have executed him and carried on with our task, but instead, we ran and came back here. If we inform the holy consort and she asks us why we didn't just end him…what are we supposed to say."