Caveat emptor mi-4

by Ruth Downie

  “Not yet, sir.”

  “But you have men out looking for it?”

  Wishing the magistrate would keep his voice down, Ruso glanced at Firmus for some guidance on how to proceed. The youth’s face was pale beneath the tan. He was gazing in the direction of Julius Asper’s feet. The elderly slave leaned forward and began to describe the body.

  “Not now, Pyramus!” snapped his master. “I can see quite enough.”

  Their presence made Ruso aware of how the mingling aromas of a doctor’s surgery and an unwashed dead body might strike an outsider and what his audience might be making of the saw cuts scarring the sides of the operating table. “We’re about to examine him in the hope of confirming what’s happened,” he explained. “Then if the magistrate could fill me in on-”

  “Will that help you find the money?” interrupted Caratius.

  “Possibly.” Ruso nodded to Valens to get on with it. He was about to usher the spectators to a position where they were no longer obstructing the medics and blocking the light when he caught the expression on Firmus’s face. He grabbed him by one arm and swung him around toward the internal door. “I think we’re a bit in the way here,” he announced, struggling to pull the pin out of the latch and wondering if his spare hand would have been better employed holding a bowl in front of the assistant procurator.

  Behind him he heard Valens giving orders and the magistrate saying, “I think we should watch.”

  “It’s very tedious, sir,” Ruso assured him, putting one knee to the door and jolting the pin out of place. He dragged Firmus through the lobby into the fresh air of the hallway. “If you could just keep your voices down, gentlemen, there are patients asleep upstairs…” Finally, with the door of Valens’s dining room safely closed, he continued, “Perhaps you could brief me about what’s been going on in Verulamium?”

  Sipping a cup of Ruso’s wedding-present wine, Caratius sat very upright on one end of Valens’s uncomfortable couch and began to explain that he had been on the Council for many years just like his father before him, a man who was a respected leader of his people, eager to blend local tradition with modern ways, and whose own father had been educated in Rome…

  Ruso supposed that explained the fluent Latin. Firmus, who must have heard this tedious preamble once already, sat on the other end of the couch and appeared to be more interested in keeping his lunch down.

  Ruso tried to look as though he cared about the size of the Town Forum and the Council’s plans to build a theater and wondered how soon an investigator was allowed to interrupt a man who was the modern equivalent of a tribal chief. He was bracing himself to steer Caratius back to the point when he turned toward it by himself. It seemed the new men on the Council had refused to listen to the voice of experience when they voted to give Julius Asper the contract to collect the town’s taxes. They had allowed themselves to be dazzled by Asper’s glowing references, which were obviously forged, and-

  “You mean that was obvious at the time?” interrupted Firmus, “or just after he’d disappeared?”

  “Some of us never trusted him from the start.”

  Ruso said, “When was the last time anybody saw him alive?”

  Caratius’s account confirmed much of what Ruso already knew, except that his version of events included Asper removing the tax money from the town strong room before he set out. He had then collected a vehicle from the stables and headed south. The following morning the carriage had been found abandoned and there was no sign of either collector or cash. After the local inquiries had led nowhere, Caratius had come to the procurator’s office in the hope of hearing that the tax bill had been paid. “But I was right!” he announced, sounding more satisfied than stricken. “The man’s tried to make off with the province’s money.”

  “Verulamium’s money,” Firmus corrected him.

  Ruso said, “Isn’t it more likely that he was robbed on the way here? I can’t see why he would bother to steal from you. He must have been making a good living.”

  Caratius gave Ruso a look that he had probably honed on rash young newcomers at Council meetings. “You didn’t know him as I did. I knew something was wrong as I soon as I heard he hadn’t taken any guards with him.”

  “There was the brother.”

  “Bericus was only his clerk.” Caratius indicated the chain-mailed native who was standing in the corner looking bored. “Normally he asked for three or four of our trained men to escort him to Londinium. This time, he left himself free to disappear with the money.”

  “The woman says he didn’t have the money,” put in Ruso.

  Caratius cleared his throat. “I’m afraid the woman is not reliable, investigator.” He turned to Firmus. “As I said before, I must apologize for the unfortunate way in which you were informed about the problem.”

  Ruso pulled the writing tablet from his belt and offered it to Firmus. “I found this under Asper’s bed at the inn, sir,” he said. “It’s addressed to a Room Twenty-seven, but we don’t know where, and the content doesn’t appear to make any sense.”

  Firmus held the wax close to his nose, frowned at it, and angled it to catch more light from the window. As he ran one finger along the squiggles and muttered to himself, Caratius’s pale eyes were fixed on the tablet with the gleam of a dog waiting to snatch someone’s dinner. Finally Firmus confessed that he could make no sense of it, and handed it over. Caratius held it at arm’s length, then turned it upside down. Ruso had been hoping for enlightenment, but all Caratius had to offer was, “It must be a coded message.”

  Firmus said, “Wouldn’t a code be legible numbers and letters?”

  “I’ll have it looked at,” Ruso promised, not wanting to admit his ignorance of spying techniques.

  Caratius said, “When you find out what it says, I want to be told straightaway.” He swiveled on the couch to address Firmus. “As I said earlier, sir, it’s a great relief to know that the procurator’s office is already looking into this. If we can help in any way, the Council and the people of Verulamium are at your service.”

  “And as I said,” put in Firmus, tactfully refraining from pointing out that the most helpful thing they could do was to send more cash, “our investigator’s already found your missing tax collector for you.”

  “But not his accomplice, and not the procurator’s money.”

  Ruso got to his feet. He had more important things to do than listen to them sparring over who was going to pay up if the money could not be found. Tilla was right: He should have told Camma about the death straightaway. “Excuse me a moment, will you? I’ll go and see if the doctor’s found any-”

  He stopped. There was a living statue blocking his path. He heard a wine cup shatter on the tiles as the statue glided farther into the room, its long red hair flowing over white drapery. Firmus gave a squeak and dodged around to the far side of the couch. The native guard drew his dagger.

  The realization that the statue was Camma and the drapery was a sheet did not lessen Ruso’s alarm. This was exactly what he had wanted to avoid. Where was Tilla?

  The magistrate was demanding to know what this woman was doing here. The guard stepped between them, dagger leveled at Camma’s throat.

  Caratius motioned him back. “It’s all right, Gavo.”

  Camma pushed past the guard to stand over the couch. “Where is he?”

  The magistrate placed both hands on the couch and got slowly to his feet without taking his eyes off her. Middle-aged man and pale young woman faced each other, their noses almost touching.

  “This is a private meeting,” he told her. “You have no right to be here.”

  “I know your voice when I hear it. What have you done to him?”

  “What have I done? I have done less than I should, woman!”

  Only when Ruso seized her by the arm did he realize she was trembling. “Come with me,” he urged. “There’s something we need to tell you.”

  Camma looked at him as if she had only just noticed there
were other people in the room. “What have they done to him?”

  “Come,” he repeated.

  “What have they done?”

  He managed to persuade her to the doorway, where she spun around and stabbed a finger toward the magistrate. “You will be sorry!”

  Tilla was hurrying down the stairs, a bundle of swaddled baby clasped against one shoulder and her spare hand reaching for Camma’s arm. She said something in British. Camma answered in the same tongue. Ruso did not catch all of the Iceni woman’s words as Tilla escorted her back up to her room, but beyond the accent he recognized the repetitive form of a curse.

  13

  What we think happened, sir-”

  “Stop!” ordered Valens. “Don’t start by telling him what we think. Tell him what we know.”

  The short apprentice’s face turned pink. He took a deep breath, glanced at the oddly angled form of Julius Asper lying facedown on the table, and started again. “The patient looks to have been in good health, sir. Well, I mean not that good, obviously, not in the end, otherwise…”

  Ruso, who had already spotted the damage previously hidden by the hair and the foul mud of the alleyway, wondered how Tilla was coping with the woman who had become a mother and a widow on the same day. Across the hall in the dining room, Firmus and the outraged magistrate were being plied with more wine by Valens’s only remaining slave. In here, the apprentice cleared his throat and struggled on. “There are some bruises on his back and his right forearm, and a depressed fracture to the rear of the left temporal bone, sir. We think-” He stopped and looked at Valens, who murmured, “Carry on.”

  “The injuries look two or three days old, sir, but he hasn’t been dead for more than a day. The head injury was-I mean, it could have been-” The youth stammered to a halt.

  “Could have been what?” prompted Valens.

  “I don’t know how to do this, master,” the youth confessed. “I mean, we know what it looks like, but we can’t be certain, can we? Or am I supposed to say we are?”

  “No,” said Valens. “Well done. You’ve said what you can see. Now state your conclusions with enough confidence to show that you know what you’re talking about, but not so much that you get the blame if you turn out to be wrong.”

  The youth looked as if Valens had just addressed him in a foreign language.

  “Try the injuries are consistent with…” suggested Ruso. “I find that’s usually a good way to start.”

  “Yes, sir,” said the youth, not obviously reassured. Apparently Asper’s injuries were consistent with his having been hit with a “-what did you call it, master?”

  “A blunt instrument,” Valens prompted.

  “We thought it might have been an accident,” put in the tall one before anyone could ask. “But then we looked at the bruising across the shoulder here. It’s the same shape as the head injury but a different angle. Do you see, sir?”

  “Somebody’s taken a couple of swipes at him,” agreed Ruso, walking around the table and bringing an imaginary weapon down across a long streak of purple flesh with his right hand. Then he tried again with his left.

  “Can you tell which hand it was, sir?” asked the tall one.

  “No,” admitted Ruso.

  “The bruising on the forearm would be where he’s tried to defend himself,” put in Valens. “It’s all about the same age.”

  Ruso tried to picture the way the man and his assailant had moved around each other. The tall apprentice evidently had the same idea. He grabbed his companion, turned him around to face the wall, and said, “Imagine I’m coming at you with a stick.” Before the shorter lad could complain, his companion began to wield his imaginary stick with such enthusiasm that the short apprentice dodged and crashed into the table, nearly ending up on top of the victim.

  “Not in here!” snapped Valens, grabbing the lad and hauling him to his feet.

  “Sorry, sir,” put in the tall one cheerfully. “I forgot how clumsy he is.”

  For a brief moment, Ruso saw an image of Valens as an apprentice.

  “Fetch a comb and tell the kitchen boy to find a clean tunic to lay him out in,” ordered Valens. “Something respectable. And not one of my new ones.”

  When they had gone, he sighed. “It’s hard work having apprentices, Ruso. They’re either fighting like two year olds or drooping around the place like a pair of maiden aunts. You can’t tell them to get lost or dump them on somebody else like you can in the army. You have to keep finding things that they can do without killing anybody.”

  Ruso pulled the illegible letter out of his belt. “Try giving them this to decipher,” he suggested. “Tell them it might help us catch a murderer.”

  “Really?”

  “Or it might be deranged gibberish.” Ruso bent to examine the injury to the skull. “I’m relieved about the cause of death,” he admitted. “I did wonder if his landlord had done away with him because I’d been around offering a reward.”

  “That would be awkward.”

  “But this corroborates the story I’ve been told. And it fits with the seepage stain on his pillow.” He straightened up and pulled the sheet back over the body. “If you tell the visitors, I’ll explain to the wife.”

  “With pleasure.” Valens plunged his hands into the washbowl and reached for a towel. “By the way, I hope I’m getting a decent fee for this? I’m assuming you can claim it back?”

  “I wouldn’t assume anything,” said Ruso, confident that he needed the remains of the ten denarii more than Valens did. “We’re working for the finance office now.”

  14

  The wine had not softened Caratius’s mood. His response to Valens’s explanation of the cause of death was, “That makes no sense.”

  Valens was unruffled. “Let me show you how we know about the times, sirs,” he offered. “If we pop across to my consulting room you can take a closer look at the-”

  Firmus wrinkled his nose and announced that they did not have time for that sort of thing.

  “It makes no sense,” repeated Caratius. “If he was hit hard enough to kill him two or three days ago, how can he have been walking around yesterday morning?”

  “Oh, you’d be amazed,” said Valens, apparently delighted to be asked. “I’ve shown Ruso this sort of thing several times in the army, haven’t I, Ruso? The man has a head injury and seems to recover, but there’s some sort of damage inside that’s gradually spreading. He complains of headaches, he gets confused… sometimes there’s paralysis down one side. Anyway, once the brain gets inflamed, there’s not a lot you can do. Eventually he passes out and dies. You can try bleeding him, or-”

  “Thank you, Doctor,” put in Ruso, before Valens could start to explain the difficulties of choosing the right place to bore a hole in the skull.

  Valens was undeterred. “If you like, we could open up the brain and see where the-.”

  “No thanks,” said Firmus.

  “Absolutely not,” said Ruso, wondering where Valens’s enthusiasm led him when there was nobody around to keep him under control.

  “It doesn’t matter anyway,” put in Caratius. “Asper and his brother deliberately left town with no guards. It’s obvious that they planned to disappear with the money. Perhaps the brother decided to take it all for himself. That’s who you need to go after now.”

  “It’s equally possible that somebody else saw them unguarded and stole it from both of them,” put in Ruso, determined to establish who was the investigator here. “If we find the brother alive, he may be able to explain the lack of security.”

  “Hmph! If he was robbed, why hasn’t he come forward?”

  “Perhaps he’s dead too,” said Ruso. “If he isn’t, the road patrols already have his description, and so does half the town. I’ll have that letter looked at, and I’ll talk to the boatman who picked Asper up. When we see where that gets us, the assistant procurator will decide how we proceed.”

  Caratius did not look impressed.

  Rus
o said, “It would help, sir, if you could tell me where you yourself were three days ago?”

  Caratius scowled. “I was at home, and at a Council meeting in Verulamium, and going about my own business.”

  “What sort of business?”

  “The business of a loyal, law-abiding, tax-paying citizen of Rome, a senior magistrate and Elder of the Catuvellauni who breeds the best horses north of the Tamesis.”

  When this did not shame Ruso into apologizing, he turned to Firmus. “The woman is a known liar, sir. Anyone in the town will tell you.”

  Aware of how irritating it sounded, Ruso said, “It’s my job to consider all the possibilities.”

  “While he’s considering, sirs,” chipped in Valens, “my staff will have the body dressed and ready to be taken away in a few minutes.”

  Everyone turned to look at Firmus, who said, “We can’t have a body polluting the Official Residence!”

  “I can’t take him,” said Caratius quickly. “I can lend you my guard and a couple of slaves, but I’m staying with a friend who’s a priest of Jupiter. He can’t be polluted by having a body in the house, either. Besides, the man’s a common thief.”

  “How about the fort?” Firmus suggested.

  “You might be able to order it, sir,” explained Ruso, “but they won’t take any notice of us.”

  Firmus did not look confident that they would take any notice of him, either. He turned to Valens, who insisted that he would be happy to help, “… but we don’t have the facilities, sir. I’m afraid the other patients-”

  “One night won’t hurt, surely?” put in Ruso. “His wife can see to the funeral in the morning.”

  “Hah!” Caratius seemed to find this particularly irritating. “That’s what she calls herself now, is it?”

  Ruso’s patience was wearing thin. “For all we know, the man could have been killed trying to defend your money.”

  The magistrate ignored him and spoke to Firmus instead. “Sir, the province has been the victim of an organized gang of thieves.”