Caveat emptor mi-4

by Ruth Downie

  Ruso hoped he had not just wrecked Lund’s moneymaking activities. “Your men don’t need to bother with the farmer,” he said. “He’s told everything he knows and he’s harmless.” He wiped a trickle of sweat from his forehead before venturing into more difficult territory. “I gather one of your magistrates had a personal grudge against Asper?”

  Dias nodded as if he had been expecting the question. “Asper got Chief Magistrate Caratius’s wife pregnant. She left, or Caratius kicked her out, I don’t know which-but Asper had to take her in.”

  “Do you think it’s relevant?”

  “You mean, did the chief magistrate have a reason to have Asper murdered? Or did Asper have a reason to get out of town with no woman, no guards, and a big bag of somebody else’s money?”

  “It certainly doesn’t seem to be a random theft,” said Ruso, deciding not to mention the claim that Asper had really been on the way to visit the chief magistrate when he vanished. For all he knew, Dias would be reporting the conversation back to the Council.

  “We think the brother turned on him,” said Dias. “They used to argue a lot.”

  As Ruso was considering this nugget of fresh information, Dias said, “I hear you haven’t brought any men with you. I’ll assign you a couple of guards.”

  “If this whole thing was engineered by a dead man and a brother on the run, I doubt I’ll be in much danger.”

  Dias grinned. “True,” he said, “but I don’t want your pals in Londinium thinking the natives don’t know how to make a man welcome. I served in the army too: I know the sort of things that get said about us. Besides, my lads can help you find your way around.”

  The military service explained the Latin. “I was with the Twentieth for a while,” said Ruso, realizing Dias had noticed his old army belt, now adapted for civilian use. “You?”

  “Five years with the Third Brittones over in Germania,” said Dias, adding, “Medical discharge” to explain the short duration of a service that would normally last a couple of decades. “Back trouble.”

  Ruso eyed the lithe form, the good bone structure that meant Dias would grow old still handsome, and the colorful native hairstyle. “There’s a lot of back trouble in the army,” he observed. Much of it was completely unprovable, but he was not going to insult the man by saying so.

  “It’s settled down now,” said Dias. “How about you?”

  Clearly Ruso did not look like an aristocrat who had served briefly on the way to greater things, and he was not going to admit that he was a doctor with a short-term contract. He lifted one leg and said truthfully, “Broke my foot.”

  Dias gestured toward it. “All right now, is it?”

  “Fine.”

  The native stood up, apparently satisfied that they had established some sort of connection.

  Ruso said, “I’ll need to report to the Council.”

  “No chance at this hour,” said Dias. “But there’s a few of them hanging around here. Don’t worry, they’ll find you.”

  His visit to Tilla would have to be postponed.

  “I’ll have a couple of lads waiting by the time you’ve finished cleaning up,” Dias said, adding as if he had only just noticed, “Hot in here, isn’t it?”

  Half an hour later Ruso was cleaner but no more enlightened. He had been offered opinions by glistening men with rats’ tail hair in the hot room, by fat old men playing board games in the hall, by a masseur with a large mole on his nose, and by a couple of weightlifters with thick necks and veins bulging around the outsides of their oiled muscles.

  Several were off-duty councillors. One or two suggested that Asper might have been the victim of a robbery, but most were convinced that he had stolen their money himself. There were dark mutterings about That Woman. The fact that he had been murdered was explained as divine vengeance. He had insulted the emperor, the chief magistrate, the Council, and the whole tribe. When they realized the money was missing, the magistrates had sacrificed a ram to Jupiter and a dog to Sucellus-whoever he was-and the thief had gotten what he deserved.

  It was further evidence for Albanus’s view that the Britons were not interested in logic.

  Most people, though, were less interested in the fate of Julius Asper than in knowing what the procurator would do if the money did not turn up. Would he insist that the councillors make good the loss? Would everyone have to pay their taxes twice?

  Ruso’s refusal to speculate did nothing to allay their fears. He had picked up his towel and was fending off requests from opposite sides to champion one design for the new theater over another when the word Investigator! boomed and echoed around the exercise hall.

  Ruso gave his hair one final rub and dropped the towel onto the changing bench. A large expanse of exposed flesh was approaching with one pudgy bejeweled hand outstretched. The flesh tapered up into a fashionable beard and neatly trimmed hair framing a broad smile. “Gallonius,” it introduced itself. “Chief Magistrate.”

  “Joint Chief Magistrate,” chimed in a second voice over the sound of footsteps. Ruso looked over the shoulder of the first speaker to see Caratius striding across the hall with his cloak billowing out behind him.

  “Please excuse the informal welcome, investigator,” continued the large man, pumping Ruso’s arm up and down with one hand and making a grab for his slithering towel with the other. “They’ve only just told me you’re here. I hope they’re looking after you over at the mansio. This has all come as a bit of a shock.”

  “I’ve already told the investigator the facts,” put in Caratius.

  “Your guard captain’s briefed me on the inquiries so far,” said Ruso, “but I’ve got a few questions. I’ll need to talk to you both separately.”

  While Gallonius nodded approval, Caratius said, “Of course. You’ll have to question everyone involved.”

  Ruso said, “Did Asper have any trouble collecting the taxes?”

  Both men looked taken aback. “No more than anyone else would,” Gallonius told him. “Collecting the corn tribute is always a slow business, but we get there in the end.”

  “It’s a matter of honor,” said Caratius. “Verulamium always pays on time.”

  This impressive show of unity and loyalty was followed by an awkward silence. Ruso said, “Perhaps we could talk at a more convenient-”

  “Dinner tonight,” said Caratius.

  Taken by surprise, Ruso cast about for an excuse. He had barely slept last night and it had been a long day with a tiring ride, but he could hardly say he had been looking forward to an early acquaintance with the scented sheets of Suite Three.

  “I insist,” said Caratius.

  Gallonius’s expression might have been indigestion, or it might have been the effort of holding back an opinion.

  “I’ll send a man to escort you out to the house in an hour,” said Caratius, promising a private conversation with “a few details there wasn’t time to explain yesterday.”

  Ruso supposed he wanted to give his side of the marriage story. Meanwhile Gallonius was still looking as though his internal workings were badly out of balance.

  Ignoring the complaints from his own stomach that an hour was a long time to wait, Ruso accepted. “There’s no need for an escort,” he said. “I’ve already been assigned a couple of guards.”

  Was that annoyance on the magistrate’s hard features? Finally he said, “I’ll call in at the stables and tell Rogatus to give you one of my horses,” as if Ruso had just bargained him down. “You can use it for as long as you’re here.”

  He did not much want the horse, either, but it seemed churlish to refuse. Caratius gave his fellow magistrate a look of triumph before departing with, “Good! I’ll see you later.”

  When he had gone, the big man beckoned Ruso back toward the stifling room in which he had already endured the conversation with the guard captain. “A word in private, Investigator.”

  Ruso, wishing he had not just put all his clothes back on, was obliged to follow.

 
; Gallonius threw his towel along the bench under the window. His lips made the sound of a deflating bladder as he slowly collapsed himself to a seated position. “Sorry about Caratius,” he said. “Still thinks he’s in charge of the place.”

  Ruso, feeling overdressed, said, “I gather he comes from a long line of influential men?”

  Gallonius chuckled. “On one side only. His other grandfather was an ordinary craftsman like mine. And the famous one with the Roman education is nothing to be proud of. He failed to organize any defenses for the town and then ran off as soon as there was trouble.”

  Ruso had the word Boudica? on the tip of his tongue when he remembered the procurator’s injunction.

  “Things are much better organized these days,” Gallonius continued. “These days we elect our Council in the Roman way.”

  “So I see,” said Ruso, noting that Caratius’s family seemed to be at the top no matter what system was in place. “Asper didn’t have any other duties, did he?”

  “Such as?”

  “I don’t know,” said Ruso, not wanting to explain about the reference to evidence in the unfinished letter. “Security? I’ve been told about the woman, but I wondered if there was any other way he might have made enemies.”

  “His contract was to collect the taxes, which wouldn’t make him popular. Are you suggesting it wasn’t a robbery?”

  “Just trying to get the full picture.”

  “Our own guards deal with security. Within the limits of the Constitution, of course. For anything else we consult the governor.”

  It was a speech designed to reassure visiting officials. “So what do you think happened to your money?”

  Gallonius’s forefinger sank into the soft flesh of his chin as he stroked his beard. “You could say it was taken by robbers,” he said. “Or you could say that Julius Asper realized he had made a foolish mistake over the woman, tried to run off with the money, and chose the wrong accomplice.”

  None of this was anything new. Ruso noted that the indigestion look had reappeared. “What else could you say?” he prompted.

  Gallonius lifted a towel from the stack farther along the bench and wiped his forehead. “I wouldn’t say it,” he said. “And I wouldn’t even want to think it. Not of a fellow magistrate.”

  “If you have any proof that-”

  “If I had any proof, Investigator, I would offer it for the good of the town. As it is, we’re relying on you.”

  When Ruso escaped to the relative cool of the exercise hall, he found two burly guards in the familiar red tunics waiting by the main door. One of them was the big youth again. He introduced himself as Gavo and announced that they were at the investigator’s service. Neither showed any surprise when he asked them to escort him to Julius Asper’s house, where he intended to make sure they were out of earshot when he told Tilla he had just agreed to dine with Camma’s estranged husband.

  33

  Tilla knew people were lying to her. She knew because she would have done the same if a Catuvellauni woman had turned up at home and started asking questions about one of her own neighbors: even one as distinctive as this Grata seemed to be. She wished she had thought to ask Dias where the housekeeper had gone. Instead she had hoped that if she hung around near the water-pipe on the corner for long enough, she could strike up a conversation with somebody who could tell her. But the Catuvellauni townsfolk had come and gone, shaking their heads as they splashed water into their jars and buckets and sometimes over their feet. Several people knew who Grata was, but none admitted to knowing where to find her.

  Tilla glanced around the streets that had been busy when they arrived. Most of the carts had gone now, taking their owners home from market. There was still plenty of light but the evening chill was beginning to creep in, and there was hardly anyone about. People who needed water had already been to fetch it. Now they were in their homes preparing their dinner. She should get back. Camma should not be left too long on her own. She bent to heave up the two buckets she had taken from the deserted kitchen.

  At that moment she saw a small brisk woman in her midtwenties hurrying from the direction of the Forum. The woman was dressed in the fine-woven plaid of a local, but her coloring spoke of ancestors in one of those impossibly hot and dry places across the sea. Tilla lowered the buckets to the ground.

  The woman walked straight up to her and said in British, “Who are you, and why are you asking for me?”

  Tilla explained, adding, “Camma was expecting to find you at the house.”

  Grata tilted up her chin. “The master and his brother disappeared,” she said. “ She went off to Londinium, and I’m left with people banging on the door at all hours shouting “where’s our money?” And they were the polite ones. The council came around wanting to know where he was and searching the house and then I woke up in the middle of the night with a bunch of drunks outside trying to piss through the window.”

  Tilla said, “When we got there, people were stealing the furniture.”

  “I told them to clear off,” Grata said, as if that might have kept everyone out once she had left. “More than once.”

  “I am sorry for you. But now she is back, your mistress needs you. She has a man to mourn and a new son to look after.”

  The woman hitched the basket up her arm. “He was my master, but she was never my mistress. I’m not a slave, you know.”

  The refusal to call Camma by name or show any interest in the baby was not promising, but Tilla pressed on. “I did not mean to insult. But she needs help, and I will be gone in a day or two.”

  “I’ve got a job in a bakery now. You’ll have to find somebody else.”

  “Do you know anybody?”

  The silence suggested that no one else would want the job, either. “She should go back where she came from.”

  Tilla said, “She can’t.”

  “It’s no good you looking at me like that. She made her choice. Ask anyone: They’ll tell you the same.”

  Tilla tried again. “I can’t pretend that Camma did a wise thing,” she said. “But I’m asking you-”

  “Look, it was a job. I kept house and I got paid for it. It was all fine till she came along causing trouble. I tried to tell him, and so did his brother, but he wouldn’t listen.”

  Tilla tried a different approach. “Do you know what happened to them?”

  “What’s it to you?”

  “Nothing,” admitted Tilla. “But it is to Camma. Who do you think would want to hurt them?”

  Grata shrugged. “How should I know?”

  “I heard there was trouble about the baby.”

  The dark eyes narrowed. “You’ve been hearing a lot. For a Northerner.”

  “Northerners have ears too. Do you think that magistrate she married-”

  Grata’s slender hand clutched at her arm. “I don’t think things about magistrates,” she hissed, “and if I did I wouldn’t be fool enough to talk about them with strangers in the street. They were asking for trouble, and they got it.”

  “I’m sorry. I am only a midwife trying to help a patient.”

  Grata released her grip. “I’ve no quarrel with you. You don’t know what you’re meddling in.”

  “I have a husband to go back to. I promise there will be money to pay you if-”

  “How many times? I have another job!”

  Tilla shook her head. “I am sad to find this is how things are in the South.”

  “Hah! Well, maybe it’s all very friendly up where you come from, but round here if you want to fit in, you have to behave like a decent woman.”

  There was something about the words that recalled Tilla’s own loneliest moments in faraway Gaul. “It is not easy being different,” she said. “I am sorry to have wasted your time.”

  Grata shifted awkwardly. “Yes. Well, I’m sorry I can’t help. But-”

  “I know,” said Tilla, crouching to heave up the buckets. “You have a new job.”

  34

  Gavo
and his companion led Ruso along a street that ran past the back of the Great Hall, a building so huge that he found himself counting paces as he walked alongside it.

  He must stop doing that. He was not in the army now.

  The natives here had a hall nearly as big as the one down in Londinium. They had their own baths, and he had passed a decent-looking temple on the way in. There wasn’t a round house in sight, and instead of a rabble of painted warriors they had a well-disciplined militia and elected politicians. Now these long-haired men with their jewelry and their trousers were squabbling over the design of their theater. Gods above.

  Ahead of him, a couple of women were chatting by a trough. The natives also had clean running water piped to the middle of town. It was a foreign innovation that even Tilla would have to admit was an improvement. In fact-that woman just heaving up a couple of buckets and walking away was Tilla herself.

  He recognized the purposeful stride his wife adopted when she was annoyed. As he fell into step and seized a bucket handle, he was greeted with, “I am glad you are here. How can anyone live among these people?”

  With some foreboding, he said, “Problems?”

  Apparently Tilla’s problem was that the Catuvellauni were a lazy and selfish tribe who knew nothing about honor or decency.

  A silversmith closing up his workshop across the road turned to see who was speaking. Ruso glanced back at Gavo, who was a couple of paces behind him. “I suppose it’s too much to hope that they might be deaf, as well.”

  “Why are those men following us?”

  “They’re my guards.”

  As she marched him past a covered market with a couple of dogs sniffing around the entrance, Tilla explained her attempt to persuade the housekeeper back to her old job. “She says nobody else will do it, either, and how can I leave Camma on her own?”

  The situation was beginning to sound as bad as he had feared back in Londinium. “How is she?”