The Wandering Inn_Volume 1

by Pirateaba

  “You still haven’t told us how your mysterious necromancer friend will help heal the leg, Ceria.”

  One of the adventurers whose name Ryoka didn’t remember turned in the cart. He wasn’t one of the mages. He gripped the mace at his side.

  “You mean the Necromancer? I thought we were just visiting another mage!”

  The armored warrior looked horrified. He shook his head vigorously.

  “If that’s the case, count me out. I’m sorry, but not even a debt of honor would make me face that monster.”

  Calruz rumbled. He was striding along next to the cart. Even as they picked up speed as they left the city gates and rumbled down the road he didn’t seem to notice the quick pace.

  “In that case, get out. And consider yourself banned from the Horns of Hammerad while you’re at it.”

  “Calruz—”

  Gerial intervened. He patted the warrior on the shoulder.

  “It’s not the Necromancer we’re going to meet. Just an ordinary necromancer, so don’t worry.”

  “We don’t need cowards! Jump off and run back into the city!”

  “Running from the Necromancer isn’t cowardice, idiot.”

  Ceria called down from the cart as she stabbed her staff at the Minotaur’s head for emphasis.

  “You weren’t on the continent when the Necromancer attacked with his legions ten years back. But even in Wistram I heard about the devastation he wrought. And believe me—even if we were all ten levels higher, we’d still be no match for him. So stop questioning the courage of your own party!”

  Calruz glared, but he eventually relented. Ryoka could hear him rumbling what sounded like insults as he kept pace with the horses.

  Her eyes were closed because that made the world spin less. But Ryoka had to ask.

  “So this Necromancer is still alive?”

  A pause. Did they think she’d been asleep? But then Gerial replied.

  “No one found his body. And if you don’t find the body of a mage, chances are they’re still around. But he hasn’t been since, if that’s what you’re asking.”

  Ceria cleared her throat.

  “In any case, the mage we’re going to visit is not the Necromancer. He just…practices necromancy.”

  “Ah.”

  Someone shifted on the cart. Ryoka heard the scraping of metal on wood. She peeked open an eye and saw the half-elf looking at the other female mage on the cart.

  “I still don’t like it. Ceria, how do you know someone like that?”

  She shrugged.

  “We studied together in Wistram Academy. I wasn’t a friend of his, but we were acquaintances and I knew he was in the area. Besides, Pisces isn’t very dangerous. Annoying, yes, but not dangerous. He’s greedy, arrogant, and rude, but that’s all.”

  Gerial leaned forwards.

  “You told him what you want him to do?”

  “I gave him the barest details. The messaging spell I used didn’t give me time for more, but he agreed. He’ll meet us at an inn a few miles southeast of Liscor. Don’t worry; he’s competent. But I suspect he’ll want money, and lots of it.”

  “We can cover the cost.”

  Calruz interjected before Ryoka could speak. Which was good, because she was completely broke at the moment. Even the healing potions and carriage had been paid for by the Horns of Hammerad.

  “Why’s he out there?”

  “He’s in hiding.”

  “Why does he practice necromancy?”

  A pause. Ryoka’s eyelids felt heavy. Then Ceria spoke.

  “I suspect because he likes dead people more than he likes the living most of the time.”

  “I get that.”

  Ryoka let her head fall back against the bouncing carriage. She meant to ask more questions, but she was so hot. And tired. The parts of her shattered leg she could feel felt like they were throbbing. But the pain was gone, thanks to the magic.

  In this moment, that was enough to make the bumping, rattling cart smelling of hay into heaven. Ryoka sank back into the hay.

  She closed her eyes, and slept.

  —-

  Riding on a carriage pulled by a horse is not fun with a shattered leg. Even with healing potions and anti-pain spells. But compared to sleeping in an inn sans anti-pain spells and with limited healing potions, it’s bliss.

  I slept until morning, and well into that. When I woke up, it was already past midday and apparently, we were two thirds of the way towards our destination.*

  *Which, considering how far Liscor is away from the human lands is pretty damn impressive. The Horns of Hammerad must have set a blistering pace to get this far so quickly.

  I missed the details of what happened while I slept. But apparently, the Horns of Hammerad made a few stops at another city. Firstly to let the rest of their injured party members know what they were doing, and secondly, to swap out horses. Then they continued their journey into the night, half of them sleeping in the cart and then swapping out with the others in the morning.

  They even took care of my leg. The bandages weren’t changed of course, but they’d used another healing potion so my leg didn’t look as puffy and horribly red. Just…puffy and red at the moment.

  “How are you feeling?”

  Ceria leans forward over the hay when she notices I’m awake. She hands me a roll of sweet, crumbling bread spread with jam and butter. It tastes delicious.

  “Good. Thanks for everything.”

  My voice wakes up one of the guys sleeping in the cart. Gerial blinks up at me and gives me a charming smile. I guess it’s charming. Someone else would probably think it was, at any rate.

  “We’re happy to repay our debts, Ryoka. And it hasn’t been that much of a chore so far.”

  Says the guy sleeping in hay after a riding through the night. Well, maybe that is normal by this world’s standards.

  “I’ll remember this.”

  Crap. That sounded like a threat. And…now he’s looking confused. Great. Change the subject, fast.

  “—So. About this mage.”

  Ceria nods. She fiddles with her staff. It’s not glowing anymore. I guess it takes mana to keep it lit.*

  *Mana. Magical energy. This world already sounds like a classic videogame, and they use terms right out of most games I know. Still, the idea that we all have our own internal reservoir of magic is cool.

  “Pisces. I told you that he’s a necromancer. In truth, he’s probably not that strong of one—I remember that he was about Level 22 when we were students together in Wistram Academy. Even if he’s leveled up a bit, he shouldn’t be a threat if you’re worried.”

  I hear a snort. Huh. Calruz is still keeping pace with the cart. Did he…run throughout the night? Even I’m not that kind of crazy.

  “I fear no mage, especially not a weak one who practices cowardly magic like necromancy.”

  Gerial shook his head.

  “He’s still the same level as most of our group. That’s not bad. But why did you say he was hiding out, Ceria?”

  She adjusts the hat on her head and glances over the side of the cart. Not directly away from Gerial, but I know evasion when I see it.

  “He was kicked out of Wistram Academy. And he’s wanted by several cities for causing trouble, I gather. Not murder—just extortion and troublemaking.”

  Time for more information gathering.

  “Let me guess. He was kicked out because they found he was practicing necromancy, right?

  “Oh, no. We accept necromancers too. No, it was because of what he wanted to do with necromancy that he was expelled.”

  Again, the awkward silence. I hate this kind of conversation, but someone’s got to ask the obvious question. Thankfully, it’s Gerial not me that gets to ask.

  “What did he want to do?”

  Ceria tightens her lips.

  “I can’t talk about the exact details of what his research involved. Let’s just say that it violated what few magical laws we have. And suffice it
to say, there’s a reason why he stays around Liscor.”

  Curious. I guess. I’m not too interested in this mystery necromancer’s past except whether or not he’s competent.

  “Is he competent?”

  “Oh yes. He’s got the levels to do what we need and he’s smart. You could even call him a genius in a limited sense.”

  “How so?”

  Ceria scowls and tugs down the brim of her hat over her head.*

  *It’s a nice witch’s hat, too. Good to see we’re all conforming to stereotypes here. I might as well get a katana and start talking like a ninja while I’m at it.

  “Well, he’s only a brat—I mean, he’s only around twenty in your years which I suppose makes him old. But he’s got levels in multiple mage classes. If you add them all up, he’s got more than I do and I’m three times his age.”

  Don’t they say never mention a woman’s age in public? But I guess half-elves don’t care about that sort of thing.

  “So this operation. What—”

  I stop and cover a yawn. Really? I just slept.

  “What—”

  I’m still yawning? What’s wrong with me?

  “Tired?”

  I want to smack the grin right off of Gerial’s face.

  “…Guess I’m tired.”

  Ceria nods.

  “The [Numb] spell and all the healing you’re doing is probably taking its toll. If you need to sleep—sleep. We won’t get to Liscor for several more hours, and we still need to water and feed the horses.”

  “Worthless nags.”

  “If you want to go faster, pull the cart Calruz.”

  …Crap. I’m already slipping back into sleep. Why? I guess…just that tired?

  I hear the last fragment of a reply as I drift off.

  “—I personally believe he’s delusional and that he’ll never achieve his goals. But regardless, he won’t stay in the area long. Every time the Academy learns where he’s staying, they send out a team to capture him. So far he’s escaped, but its only a matter of time before he stays in one place too long and gets caught.”

  And then—and then—

  I go back to sleep.

  —-

  When Ryoka woke up the second time she looked around and knew that she was in a different place. The grasslands still stretched around her, but the grass was longer here, and to each side she saw towering mountains enclosing the area.

  She was in a valley. A pass between the mountain ranges that she normally saw as distant shapes in the distance. And the dirt road the wagon had been travelling on was now stone. The increased rumbling and jolting as the cart struck uneven stones was probably what woke her up. Also, something really stank and it was hard to sleep through.

  “Evening.”

  This time Ceria handed Ryoka a piece of bread with some sliced cheese and meat. Again, Ryoka devoured the meal quickly before she spoke.

  “How was the trip?”

  One of the other mages enjoying his lunch looked up and replied.

  “Uneventful. We scared away a few Razorbeaks that wanted to take a bite out of your leg, but we haven’t’ seen any other monsters.”

  Ryoka blinked stupidly. Her head still felt stuffed.

  “Razorbeaks?”

  “Large, green birds. Leathery. Got teeth sharp as a knife, but they’re not too dangerous. A few sparks scare them away.”

  “Not a challenge.”

  Ryoka looked over and realized what the smell was. Calruz sat at the far end of the cart—downwind of the other adventurers. He was sweating, heavily. To put it politely, he reeked. The smell reminded Ryoka of a workout gym right in the middle of rush hour crossed with a barn right in the middle of a different kind of rush hour.

  “We near Liscor?”

  “A few miles away. But we should see the inn Pisces mentioned any minute now. You have good timing.”

  Ryoka shrugged. She kept looking around. The plains really were quite empty. She supposed sleeping through most of the journey had a lot to do with that, but really, the landscape she could see had very few variations in it. Just a few trees over…there, and some weird rocks scattered all over in another directions. And over there—

  “Goblins.”

  Ryoka said it at the same time as Ceria. The other adventurers sat up and squinted to see as they reached for their weapons. Calruz took one look and sat back against the wagon.

  “Bah.”

  Gerial squinted as the warrior by his side pulled out a longbow from the supplies in the carriage and began to string it.

  “Goblins. Looks like a fight within their own tribe.”

  Ryoka could see two groups of Goblins slashing and clubbing each other in the distance. It was hard to tell, but it looked like one side was being led by a small Goblin, while the other was leaderless. Still, the numbers favored the leaderless side.

  “Hm. Looks like one of those Goblins has some experience fighting. See—they’re using formations and fighting together.”

  Calruz didn’t even look up as he stretched out.

  “Rabble. Not worth dirtying a blade over.”

  “You wouldn’t say that if you ever saw a raiding party—or a warband. Besides, the Guild offers a copper piece for every four pairs of Goblin ears.”

  The bow-wielding warrior drew an arrow and sighted down the shaft.

  “I can probably hit the runt if you slow the carriage down. Might stop a new chieftain being selected for a few more days. Want me to make the shot?”

  Calruz waved a hand indifferently, clearly uncaring. The warrior glanced at Gerial. And Gerial glanced at Ryoka. He hesitated, and then shook his head.

  “This isn’t our area, and besides, it’s a tiny tribe. Let the local adventurers deal with it if it becomes an issue. Let’s go find that necromancer.”

  “He should be waiting at the inn. Anyone see it?”

  The other adventurers looked around as the warrior unstrung his bow, grumbling about a missed opportunity. Ryoka looked around too, but the plains were full of hidden hills and dips that made seeing in a straight line hard.

  It was half an hour before one of the mages pointed.

  “There’s the inn. We’re here.”

  Ryoka’s head shot up. She saw in the distance, a rising hill, broad enough to almost be called a plateu, and on it—

  An inn.

  It was quite ordinary. Ryoka glanced at its weathered façade and immediately paid no attention to it. Because standing on top of the gently sloping hill and staring down towards the party of adventurers was a mage.

  He was clearly a mage. He had robes on, and he looked pasty-skinned and like he was more used to wielding books than a sword. His robes were white—well, as the cart approached they became more colorful, but he was wearing robes.

  The cart rumbled to a stop as the sweating horses finally finished their long journey. The adventurers slowly and silently slid out of the cart. Ryoka tried to get up, but Calruz simply picked her up in his arms and hopped off the wagon before placing her on her feet. She glared at him, but then focused on the mage.

  Pisces. He looked quite harmless as the Horns of Hammerad spread out in front of him. But Ryoka noticed that while none of the adventurers had drawn their swords, they weren’t relaxing in front of him. And they were in formation – two of the mages in the back while the warrior with the mace stood in front of them. Calruz and Gerial flanked Ceria as she stepped forwards.

  The half-elf walked forwards until she and Pisces were a few feet apart. They appraised each other. One, a part-immortal with beauty that bordered on the supernatural, wearing robes woven with magic and finest cloth. The other, a mage in dirty robes standing in front of a run-down inn.

  Ceria inclined her head slightly. Pisces nodded.

  “Pisces.”

  “Ceria.”

  “It’s been a while, hasn’t it?”

  “Quite.”

  Both fell silent as Ryoka balanced on one leg. She looked from one face to the othe
r. Clearly, there was little love lost between the two, but they weren’t enemies. It was another one of the awkward social moments she hated.

  Ceria broke the silence. She nodded towards the inn.

  “Is there anyone in there? Can we buy supplies and rest, or do we have to go into the city?”

  He shrugged.

  “Not at the moment. The owner is currently elsewhere, it seems.”

  “Well then, I guess this is as good a place as any.”

  “I suppose so.”

  More silence. Ceria tightened her grip on her staff.

  “You know what we want you to do?”

  “Mend shattered bone? A simple task.”

  Pisces shrugged casually. This seemed to infuriate Gerial. The vice-captain stepped forwards.

  “We’ve travelled over a hundred miles to get here, mage. You’re supposed to be a necromancer able to help us, but I haven’t heard how you’d be able to mend bone. Necromancers deal with the dead, so what makes you special?”

  If looks could kill—Pisces’s icy stare would merely have wounded. He took his time replying and sniffed hard as he looked down his nose at Gerial.

  “Necromancy is a misnomer for the true nature of my magic. Reanimation is but one component of raising the dead. Another, crucial aspect is the manipulation and fundamental understanding of—”

  Ceria interrupted.

  “Bones. He can control bones.”

  Pisces sniffed.

  “Thank you for the simplistic explanation. I suppose that does explain it, however. In any event, know that I am a necromancer capable of your request. Kindly refrain from addressing me with pointless questions again.”

  He turned to Ceria, completely ignoring the outraged Gerial.

  “And my fee? As requested?”

  Ceria made a face.

  “We’ll give you twenty gold coins. No more, no less.”

  He raised an eyebrow.

  “For what you want? When any [Cleric] would charge you two hundred coins for a [Restoration] spell? Sixty, no less.”

  “Thirty. And even that is robbery.”

  “Fifty.”

  “Forty.”