The Galactic Gourmet

by James White

  Five minutes later they were moving along the corridor lead­ing to the null-G drop-shaft that would take them close to Bay Twelve, and still the other had not spoken. Gurronsevas did not know whether it was disappointment or shyness that was keeping the intern's speech membrane silent.

  Finally, it said, "I don't know, sir. Probably I am wasting your time and trying your patience. The food we are given is perfectly suited to our nutritional needs and cannot be faulted, but it is ut­terly tasteless and unexciting when it enters our absorption organs. I do not wish to criticize the Hospital or yourself because all Hud­lar food supplied by the home planet tastes like this because, as you will already know, it must be dried and all constituents likely to cause spoilage removed before it is emulsified prior to suspension in the nutrient paint. Attempts at synthesizing Hudlar food have been unsuccessful, and most unpalatable."

  It was Gurronsevas turn to remain silent. He sympathized with the Hudlar, but he had asked a question and he was not going to ask it again.

  "I don't know what if any changes are possible," the intern went on. "All Hudlars working away from our home planet use the paint and are resigned to its use. But if only we could look forward to the pleasure rather than the utter boredom of eating, we would not, I feel sure, collapse so often in inconvenient places."

  It had a point, Gurronsevas thought.

  They were moving through the entrance to the control center of Bay Twelve, through the transparent canopy he could see the open cargo locks of the unloading dock and the hold of the recently arrived freighter. The first sealed containers, brightly color-coded to indicate origin and contents, were being withdrawn by the trac­tor beam operators. To facilitate the transfer both the bay and the ship's cargo hold were airless and gravity-free. The final placement of the containers was the responsibility of a swarm of cargo han­dlers of different species wearing red-and-yellow protective suits. The whole process, Gurronsevas thought, resembled nothing so much as a crowd of children playing with outsized building blocks.

  "Doctor," he said, "how and why does the nutrient paint dif­fer in taste from the food on your home world?"

  The Hudlar tried very hard to tell him how and why in great detail, and the picture of the other's planetary environment that emerged was intriguing and just short of incredible. As a child stu­dent Gurronsevas had been exposed to the basic information about Hudlar during the lessons on the Geography of Federation Plan­ets. But now he was beginning to appreciate and understand it as would a native. The word-picture had holes in it, however, because the Hudlar was pausing from time to time, often in mid-sentence, as if its attention was not entirely on what it was saying. When Gur­ronsevas followed the direction of its gaze the reason became clear.

  "That vessel has a Hudlar crew," he said, pointing at the open cargo lock and the figures who were busy positioning containers for withdrawal. "Are you acquainted with someone on board?"

  "Yes," said the intern. "We grew up together. A friend of the family who is presently in female mode and who is to become my life-mate."

  "I see," said Gurronsevas carefully. The mechanism of Hud­lar reproduction was a subject he had not felt a need to study, and he did not want to become embroiled in the emotional problems of a lovelorn Hudlar.

  "If I understand you correctly," said Gurronsevas, ignoring the change of subject, "the atmospheric broth that you absorbed on your home world consisted of tiny pieces of living animal and veg­etable tissue which, because of the violent and continuous storms which sweep your planet, remains permanently in suspension in the lower reaches of your gas envelope. The toxic material that is also present is identified by the taste sensors in your organs of absorp­tion and, because it produces a stinging or burning sensation, it is either rejected or neutralized. The intensity of your overall taste sen­sations are in direct proportion to the degree of toxicity. Is it the absence of these unpleasant taste sensations that is your principal complaint?"

  "Correct, sir," said the Hudlar promptly. "The occasional bad taste is, or would be, a reminder of home and normality."

  Gurronsevas thought for a moment, then said, "I well under­stand the concept of combining sweet with sour, or the astringent with the bland to improve the taste sensation. But frankly, I do not think the Hospital would allow me to introduce toxic material de­liberately into a species' menu, especially if it would quickly render the remainder of the food supply inedible."

  The Hudlar had no features to reflect its feelings, but the hard muscles supporting its speaking membrane had begun to sag. Gur­ronsevas went on, "However, I am willing to look at the problem. How can I obtain samples of this mildly toxic material? Must you send to Hudlar for it?"

  "No, sir," said the intern quickly, its speaking membrane once again stretched stiffly in excitement. "A large volume of Hudlar at­mosphere came aboard the freighter while it was loading on the home world. There is a pocket of it on the recreation deck. It will be pretty stale by now, but the non-edible material you need will be present in quantity. And if you would be interested in a tour of the ship while you gathered specimens, I would be pleased to arrange it."

  Gurronsevas was remembering the Hudlar medic's childhood friend who was in female mode somewhere within the freighter. He thought, I'm sure you would.

  Chapter 10

  The Hudlar medic needed magnetic wrist pads, a sealed air-bag communicator to enclose its speaking membrane, but no other environmental protection of any kind, so that it dressed very quickly and was ready long before Gurronsevas; but, being a Hudlar, there was no other way for its eagerness to show.

  As soon as Gurronsevas had learned of the arrival of a Hud­lar freighter at Bay Twelve, he had decided to spend some time studying the unloading operation. It was a matter of professional curiosity. He wanted to observe and if necessary question all aspects of the hospital's food supply, storage, distribution and processing systems even though, as the Chief Dietitian with a specialist cater­ing staff, he might never have need of the information. But he had followed this rule on taking up all new appointments and he had no wish to change the habit of a lifetime.

  A few minutes later they were emerging into the temporary vacuum of the vast unloading dock, accompanied by repeated warnings not to get in the cargo-handlers' way or between the tractor-beam projectors and the incoming containers that were being moved and stacked with seemingly reckless speed. With the Hudlar taking the lead and staying close to the floor plating, and as they were about to enter the lock itself, an impatient voice on Gurronsevas communicator ordered a three-minute hold on unload­ing operations to allow two members of the hospital staff to traverse the lock in the wrong direction. The voice, whose species of origin was unknown, sounded authoritative but impatient.

  Another Hudlar detached itself from the cargo-handling team and joined them. It was polite and friendly, and became even more so when the intern explained Gurronsevas' position at Sector Gen­eral and his professional interest in improving the quality of Hud­lar tanked food. There were no objections to two members of the hospital staff touring the ship, it said, provided one of the crew ac­companied them. It immediately volunteered itself for the duty and led the way towards the nearby personnel lock.

  Like Chalder Patient One-Thirteen, Hudlars did not give or use their names in the presence of anyone who was not a member of the family or a close friend, and this one had not even revealed its rank, duties or identity number so that Gurronsevas did not know what it was. Judging by its assured manner of speech while it was discussing the mechanics of its race's food ingestion, it was pos­sible that the other was the ship's medical officer.

  Whether or not it was the friend in female mode that the in­tern had come to visit was also unknown. Hudlars were said to be very undemonstrative beings, at least in public.

  "Is the gravity setting and external pressure comfortable for you?" asked the second Hudlar as they moved into the crew quar­ters. It was looking at Gurronsevas's protective envelope, whose flexible se
ctions were pressed tightly against his body. Hudlars could live and work for long periods in airless and weightless con­ditions, but whenever possible they preferred the home comforts of high pressure and heavy gravity.

  "Quite comfortable," Gurronsevas replied. "In fact, these con­ditions more closely approximate those on my home planet than the standard Earth-G maintained in the hospital. But I shall not un­seal my suit, if you don't mind. Your air is rich enough in oxygen not to be lethal, but there are other constituents, some of them still appear to be alive, which might cause me respiratory distress."

  "We do not mind," said the second Hudlar. "And you will find more of those constituents on the recreation deck, which is the best place to withdraw your non-edible samples. Is there anywhere else you would like to visit?"

  "Everywhere," said Gurronsevas. "But especially the dining area and kitchens."

  "You do not surprise me, Chief Dietitian," said the Hudlar, making an untranslatable sound. "Are you familiar with the layout of these vessels?"

  "Only as a passenger," he replied.

  "As a passenger," the second Hudlar went on, "you will already know that the majority of the Federation's starships are built by Nidia, Earth and your heavy-gravity Traltha because those three cultures produce the most dependable vessels. Even though the control systems, life-support and crew accommodation are built to suit the user species, Tralthan ships are the most favored by both the commercial operators and the Monitor Corps itself..."

  "Who say," Gurronsevas joined in proudly, "that even the Tralthan earth-moving machinery is put together by watch­makers."

  The Hudlar paused for a moment, then it said, "Correct. But I have no wish to give offense by presuming a low level of general knowledge. Only to say that this is a robust ship, built to Hudlar specifications on Traltha, so you can relax and throw your not in­considerable weight around safe in the knowledge that our equip­ment and fittings are not susceptible to accidental damage."

  "No offense was taken," said Gurronsevas. Appreciatively he stamped his six heavy feet in turn with a force that would have se­riously dented Sector General's flooring. "Thank you."

  As he followed them towards the control deck, he thought that the lighting was a little dimmer than that of his native Traltha, and made worse by some kind of colloidal suspension in the air that formed a grey film on his visor which he had to wipe clean every few minutes. Apparently the two Hudlars were not troubled by it.

  Gurronsevas showed a polite interest in the equipment and displays on the control deck, but lingered at the screen which showed the unloading operation as viewed from the freighter. The Hudlar crew-member explained that the food material for the syn­thesizers in the warm-blooded, oxygen-breathing section, which was not susceptible to damage or chemical change through rough handling, was the first to be off-loaded. The Illensan material and their own tanks of compressed Hudlar nutrient required more han­dling before transfer to their respective storage facilities by the hands and gravity floats of specialist cargo teams, rather than being thrown about by tractor beam operators. The internal transfer teams, who operated without spacesuits, would join the other han­dlers as soon as the freighter's hold and the airless loading bay were returned to normal atmospheric pressure. This was happening as they watched, but given the size of the combined volume of the re­ceiving dock and freight hold, the process was necessarily a slow one, and so would leave just enough time for the less fragile stores to be unloaded.

  "The ship carries enough of all three types of cargo to keep the hospital supplied for one-quarter of a standard year," the Hudlar went on. "Supplying food for the more exotic life-forms, like that TLTU Diagnostician you have who breathes superheated steam and eats the Maker alone knows what, or the radiation-eating Telfi VTXMs is not our responsibility. Nor, I hope, is it yours."

  "It isn't," said Gurronsevas, and added silently, "at least not yet."

  If anything, he thought, the ship's dining area resembled an other-species communal shower. It was capable of accommodat­ing up to twenty diners at a time although there were only five crew-members waiting to enter when Gurronsevas and his escort joined them. He was advised to remain outside and to observe the pro­ceedings through a direct vision panel in the corridor rather than suffer the inconvenience of a protective suit and helmet plastered with Hudlar food. His two guides, whose well-covered organs of ab­sorption showed that they had dined recently, remained with him. The others hurried inside and the last one in switched on the facil­ity.

  Immediately the food sprayers set at close intervals into the walls and ceiling began pumping in nutrient at high pressure until a thick fog of the stuff filled the room. Then fans concealed around in walls came to life, whipping the dense atmosphere into a room-sized storm and keeping the food particles airborne.

  "The food is identical with that used in the hospital and on all Hudlar ships and space accommodations," the Hudlar medic ex­plained, "but the violent air movement closely resembles the con­tinual storm conditions found on our world and makes it feel, if not taste, more homely. The recreation deck is even more home­like as you will see, but foodless and, for you, much less messy."

  The recreation deck was empty because the rest of the crew were either dining or off-loading cargo. Lighting that was more sub­dued than that of the corridor outside made it just possible for him to see the details of exercise equipment, unlit reading and enter­tainment screens and hard, irregular masses of what might have been sculptures. There was no soft furniture or bedding because the Hudlars were too hard-skinned to require soft padding on which to relax. A tightly-stretched, circular membrane set into the ceiling was emitting whistling and moaning noises which he was told was relaxing Hudlar music, but it was fighting a losing battle against the howling and buffeting sounds of the artificial gale that was blow­ing around the room.

  So strong were some of the gusts at times that they threatened to blow him off his six widely braced Tralthan feet.

  "Small objects are striking my suit and visor," said Gurronsevas. "Some of them appear to be alive."

  "They are wind-borne stinging and burrowing insects native to our home world," said the Hudlar medic. "The tiny amounts of toxic material secreted by their stings affects our absorption organs briefly before being neutralized. To a species like your own, who have a well-developed sense of smell, the insects perform a function analogous to that of a sharp-tasting, aromatic vegetation. How many specimens will you require?"

  "A few of each species, if there is more than one," Gurronsevas replied. "Preferably living insects with their stings and poison sacs intact. Is this possible?"

  "Of course," said the medic. "Just open your specimen flask and reseal it when enough of them have been blown inside..."

  He had been toying with the idea of sectioning off an area of the hospital's main dining room for the exclusive use of Hudlars, and of introducing wind machines and a small swarm of native in­sects so as to make their dining environment more enjoyable, but now it would have to be discarded. The insects blowing against his suit were trying with great persistence to bite and sting him through the fabric, and the thought of the havoc they could create among the hospital's unprotected diners should they escape from the Hudlar enclosure was too frightful to contemplate. He decided that the nutrient sprayers were a simple and well-tried method of feeding even though the food itself tasted like nothing on Hudlar.

  While they were continuing to describe the sensations caused by native insects attacking the outer layers of their absorption or­gans, Gurronsevas noticed that a slight, intermittent tremor was af­fecting their limbs. He knew that the condition was not due to lack of food because both had recently been sprayed and, if it was a med­ical problem, then the intern would have made some mention of it. But was there another possibility?

  Apart from the other-species and therefore sexually neutral presence of himself, they had been alone together in the empty recreation deck for nearly two hours. Gurronsevas did not know wh
ether or not their species required privacy for what they might be intending to do, but he had no intention of waiting to find out.

  "I am grateful to both of you," he said quickly. "Your infor­mation has been interesting and may prove helpful in solving your problem, although at present I do not know how. But I must not impose on your kindness any longer and will leave you without delay.

  "Please," he went on as the Hudlar medic began moving to­wards the entrance, "I have a very good sense of direction so there is no need to accompany me."

  There was a moment's silence as he turned to go, then the in­tern said, "Thank you."

  "You show great consideration," said its friend.

  Since joining Sector General the operation of Federation stan­dard airlock controls had become a matter of routine, as had the checks on his protective envelope before changing environments. When the outer seal opened, his helmet indicators showed enough air in his tanks to last for half an hour. His thruster fuel was run­ning low, too, but that was unimportant because he could make a weightless jump to the cargo lock and use thrust only for any minor course corrections.

  During his visit the ship's vast freight hold had been almost emptied, but when he switched on his communicator there was the same continuous flow of instructions to cargo handlers and trac­tor beamers. The composition of the freight streaming through the cargo lock had changed to double-layer, 200-pack bales of Hudlar sprayers interspersed with strings of the bright yellow-and-green tanks containing the poisonous, high-pressure, chlorine-based sludge required for the Illensan food synthesizers. As the seal closed behind him, Gurronsevas positioned his six feet carefully on the wall, waited until there was a break in the rapidly-flowing stream of freight going past, and jumped towards the cargo lock.