Swords of Haven: The Adventures of Hawk & Fisher

by Simon R. Green

  According to the official city maps, the Street of Gods is exactly half a mile long. In fact, the Street is as long as it has to be to fit everything in. It’s possible to start at one end of the Street, walk all day, and still not reach the far end before night falls. And then there are always the little side streets and back alleys, unmarked on any map, where the persistent enquirer can find the more controversial faiths and religions, the existence of which is often hotly denied in the clear light of day. There are doors that lead to mysteries, to wonders and nightmares, and few of them can be found in the same place twice.

  Reality tends to be rather elastic on the Street of Gods.

  The Deity Division, commonly known as the God Squad, exists to keep order on the Street. The city Council appoints its members, pays its wages, and does its best to pretend the Squad doesn’t exist. Most of the time they try to pretend the whole damned Street doesn’t exist. It makes them nervous. On the whole, things tend to be quiet on the Street. The great majority of Beings prefer to believe they’re the only ones there, and won’t even admit the existence of any other Churches. But there are always the occasional feuds and vendettas, human and inhuman natures being what they are. The God Squad was there to try and head off confrontations before they happened, whenever possible. Sometimes it wasn’t possible, and that was when the Squad earned their money.

  “You worked with the Squad once, didn’t you?” said Hawk to Fisher, as they made their way through the slush-covered streets towards the heart of the city. The sun was starting its slow climb up the sky, and the freezing streets were full of well-wrapped people heading to and from work.

  “Briefly,” said Fisher. “It was while you were working on that werewolf case, the one where young Hightower died. I was teamed with five other Guards on the Shattered Bullion case, and we spent a few days working with the God Squad. Didn’t come to anything.”

  “What were they like?” said Hawk.

  Fisher shrugged. “Stuck-up bunch, as I recall.”

  “Apart from that, what were they like? Give me some details, Isobel. Like it or not, we’ve got to work with these people, and I want to know what I’m getting into.”

  Fisher scowled thoughtfully. “The Squad is always made up of three people: a sorcerer, a mystic, and a warrior. Individuals come and go, but the mix stays the same. Presumably the Council are so relieved at finally finding a balance that works, they don’t want to mess with it. This particular group has been together for four years. They’ve got a good track record.”

  “The sorcerer is called Tomb. Cheerful name. He’s a bit older than us, quiet, thoughtful, powerful as all hell, and so easygoing it’s disgusting. One of those people who prides himself on never raising his voice. A pigeon could crap on his head and he wouldn’t ask for a handkerchief. Probably have ulcers by the time he’s forty.

  “The mystic is called Rowan. She’s young, a pleasant enough sort, but crazy as a brewery-rat. Heavily into signs and omens and herbalistic remedies. She gave me a herb tea for my head cold, and I had the runs for two days. She’s got the Sight, and a few minor magics, but mostly she earns her keep by figuring out how the various Beings think. She’s supposed to be very good at that. Probably because she’s just as weird as they are.

  “The warrior is Charles Buchan. You must have heard of him. The greatest duellist, intriguer, and womanizer this city’s ever known. Mid-forties, handsome, daring, and debonair—and about as modest as a peacock. Been getting into scrapes all his life, and talking and fighting his way out of them with equal ease. But he really shouldn’t have sneaked past the King’s Guards and gone to bed with the King’s latest mistress on the same night the King decided to pay her a visit.

  “Apparently he was given a straight choice: a career in the Guard or a lifetime in gaol. How he ended up in the God Squad is anybody’s guess, but he’s taken to it like a politician to bribes.”

  “And this is the group we’re joining,” said Hawk. “Great. Just great. I’m going to hate this assignment; I just know it. I was looking forward to working on the dead sorcerer case. How is it that whenever there’s a particularly dangerous or unpleasant job that needs doing, our names are always at the top of the list?”

  “Because we’re the best,” said Fisher. “And because we’re too honest for our own good. The odds are we were getting too close to something sensitive, and someone wanted us out of the way for a while.”

  “Someone among our own superiors in the Guard.”

  “Probably. That’s Haven for you.”

  Hawk growled something indistinct under his breath.

  They came finally to the Street of Gods and stepped suddenly out of winter and into summer. The snow and slush stopped dead at the entrance to the Street, and the air was dry and warm. A bright midday sun shone overhead in a clear blue sky. Hawk looked at Fisher, but neither of them said anything. The Street of Gods went its own way and followed its own rules. Whatever they were.

  Hawk and Fisher made their way down the Street, staring resolutely straight ahead. They’d visited the Street before, while working on their last case, and knew how easy it was to get distracted. Crowds of priests and worshippers bustled back and forth on unknown errands, and the air was full of the clamour of the street preachers, spreading the Word to anyone who would listen. A huge shadow plunged the Street into gloom for a moment as something impossibly massive passed by overhead. Hawk didn’t look up. Whatever it was, he didn’t want to know. The shadow passed on, and the bright sunlight returned. Hawk began to sweat heavily under his furs and cloak.

  Something like a man-sized toad squatted on a street corner and sang sweetly with a young girl’s voice. The begging bowl before it was filled with bloody pieces of meat. Something long and spindly with too many legs scuttled up the side of a building, hugging a dead cat to its thorax. A small child with ancient eyes thrust steel pins through its own arms, giggling obscenely. A street preacher was levitating three or four feet above the ground, his head hanging back, his face a mask of ecstasy. Only the tourists paid any attention. It took more than mere exhibitionism to attract a following on the Street of Gods.

  The God Squad’s headquarters turned out to be a squat little two-storey building tucked away in one of the many quiet backwaters off the Street of Gods. Hawk knocked twice on the discreet front door, and then he and Fisher waited patiently on the front step, keeping a watchful eye on the area, just in case. The narrow back alley seemed calm and quiet, but Hawk wasn’t ready to take anything on trust in the Street of Gods. The door finally opened, revealing a short bald man in his early thirties, dressed in sorcerer’s black. He beamed at the two Guards like a benevolent uncle, and it took Hawk a moment to realise that this pleasant-looking fellow had to be the sorcerer Tomb.

  “Captain Fisher, my dear. How nice to see you again. And you must be Captain Hawk. Delighted. Do come in, do come in. We’ve been expecting you.”

  He ushered the two Guards down a short passage and into a small but comfortably appointed drawing room. He fussed around them as they settled into their chairs, keeping up a pleasant chatter all the while. Hawk took all of this with a pinch of salt. Tomb might like to come across as everyone’s favourite relative, but you didn’t get to be a first-class sorcerer through good intentions and a charming personality. It took long years of single-minded dedication, and not a little ruthlessness. Hawk smiled politely at Tomb’s jokes, and made a mental note not to turn his back on the sorcerer. He didn’t trust people who smiled too much. Tomb finally produced an exquisite cut-glass decanter and poured three generous glasses of sherry. Hawk took his and sipped it perfunctorily. He’d never much cared for the syrupy stuff, but he knew Fisher loved it. Tomb stopped talking for a moment as he savoured his sherry, and Hawk took advantage of the pause to get in a few words of his own.

  “Pardon me, sir Tomb, but perhaps you could inform us as to what we’re doing here. Usually when the God Squad needs help, you call in the Special Wizardry And Tactics team. What goo
d can a couple of ordinary Guards do you?”

  Tomb bit his lower lip and looked suddenly furtive. “If you don’t mind, Captain Hawk, I think we ought to wait until both my colleagues are here. They won’t be long. The situation is ... rather complicated.”

  The door suddenly flew open, and Hawk and Fisher looked round, startled, as a stocky young woman strode in, slamming the door shut behind her. She stood glaring at Hawk and Fisher for a long moment, nose in the air and hands on hips. She was short, barely five feet in height, which made her look even heavier than she was, and her round, pleasant face was marred by a perpetual scowl. Her dark hair was cropped short like a helmet, and her heavy eyebrows intensified her fierce demeanour. The dark, shapeless robe she wore was more suited to an older woman. She couldn’t have been much into her twenties, but she looked at least ten years older.

  “What are they doing here?” she snapped, switching her glare to the sorcerer Tomb. “I told you I didn’t want them here.”

  “The Council sent them,” said Tomb easily, apparently unaffected by her angry stare. “They seem to think we could do with a little help.”

  The woman sniffed loudly. “If we can’t work out what the hell’s going on with all our experience, I don’t see how a couple of strong-arm bullies from the Guard are going to help.”

  “That’s enough, Rowan,” said Tomb sharply, and there was enough bite in his tone to silence the mystic.

  Hawk studied Tomb thoughtfully over his sherry glass. It would seem the sorcerer had hidden depths after all. Hawk was just nerving himself to try another sip of his sherry, when the door flew open again and a tall muscular man strode in, shoulders back, head held high. Hawk didn’t need Fisher to tell him that this was the notorious Charles Buchan.

  He was handsome in a harsh, brooding way, with a head of close-cropped blond curls and icy blue eyes, and his arms and chest showed the kind of muscle definition you only get from lifting weights. He was supposed to be in his forties, but his superb physique made him look a good ten years younger. He was dressed in the latest fashion and wore it well, which took some doing when you considered that the latest style consisted of tightly cut trousers and a padded jerkin with a chin-high collar. In fact, if the trousers had been cut any more tightly, Hawk would have seriously considered arresting the man for indecent exposure. Buchan’s clothes were brightly coloured but stopped just short of being garish; so short that the effect had to be intentional. Hawk couldn’t help noticing that the outfit had been carefully tailored so that there was plenty of give around the chest and shoulders. Charles Buchan might like to look up-to-the-minute, but clearly he wasn’t prepared to let that interfere with his fighting abilities.

  Hawk shot a glance at Fisher to see what she made of the man, and was disturbed to find her studying Buchan with a smile on her face. Hawk’s eyebrows had just started to descend into a scowl, when Buchan stepped forward and greeted him cheerfully, slapping him just a little too hard on the shoulder. Hawk winced despite himself. Buchan turned to Fisher, who extended a hand to him. He took her hand, raised it to his lips, and kissed it expertly, his eyes on hers. Hawk’s scowl deepened. Fisher didn’t normally let people kiss her hand. Buchan let go of her hand with becoming reluctance, and straightened up to his full height, pulling back his shoulders a little so as to show off his broad chest and flat stomach.

  “So, this is the famous partnership of Hawk and Fisher. I’ve heard a lot about you, all of it good. Glad to have you with us on this case. I’m sure it’s going to be fascinating working with you. But I’m afraid there isn’t that much for you to do, actually. I’ve no doubt we’ll solve this case soon enough. We always do, you know. Still, I’m sure we can find something to keep you occupied while you’re here.”

  His voice was deep, resonant and commanding. It would be, thought Hawk dourly. I’ll bet he smokes a pipe as well, and cracks nuts with his bare hands. A devil with the ladies and a natural leader of men. Given a few spare minutes, 1 think I could learn to hate this guy.

  “Indeed,” said Tomb. “If you don’t mind, Charles, I’d like to take this opportunity to explain to our new friends why they’re here.”

  “Of course,” said Buchan. “Don’t mind me. Go straight ahead.”

  He leaned back against the doorway, took a pipe from his pocket and began cleaning it, whistling softly under his breath. There was a pause, as everyone looked at Tomb. He frowned slightly, as though uncertain where to start.

  “We find ourselves in a rather unusual situation, Captain Hawk, Captain Fisher. My associates and I have worked on many strange cases in our time in the Squad, but I have to say we’ve never encountered anything quite like this. To put it bluntly, someone is killing the Gods of Haven.”

  Hawk and Fisher looked at each other. “Go on,” said Hawk.

  “We’ve lost three Beings so far,” said Tomb. “The Dread Lord, the Sundered Man, and the Carmadine Stalker. We don’t know how they died, or why, but all three have been utterly destroyed. If we don’t come up with some explanations soon, the Gods are going to panic, and the Street of Gods could end up as a battleground. There are a lot of old grudges among the Gods, and it wouldn’t take much to set them at each other’s throats.”

  “I didn’t think Gods could die,” said Fisher.

  “Call them Beings, if it will help,” said the mystic Rowan. “If you’re to be of any help to us, you have to understand how the Street of Gods operates. There are all kinds of religion here—some old, some new, some just fashions of the moment. Most are based around supernatural entities who’ve gathered a following through displays of power and promises of worldly dominion. Everyone wants to be on the winning side, to have a powerful protector watching out for them. Then there are human preachers whose teachings have developed into a religion. Their Churches tend to last the longest. Ideas are much more powerful and enduring than some magical Being with an ego problem.

  “Religions come and go, and we try to keep the peace. Some of them are strange, some of them are beautiful, and some we don’t understand at all. People can believe in the weirdest things if they’re frightened or desperate enough. We don’t take sides. We just try to keep the feuds and vendettas under control, and make sure that whatever troubles there may be don’t pass beyond the Street of Gods.”

  “How do you do that?” said Hawk.

  The sorcerer Tomb smiled. “Talking things through, playing off one faction against another, and a lot of improvising. If things start to get too out of hand, we call in the SWAT team. If that fails, we turn to the Exorcist Stone. That’s our last resort. Essentially it’s a much more powerful version of the suppressor stone the Council’s been experimenting with. The Exorcist Stone dispels all magic from an area, no matter how powerful, and can even banish a Being from this plane of existence.”

  “Banish?” said Fisher. “You mean destroy?”

  The sorcerer shrugged. “We don’t know. They disappear and they don’t come back. We settle for that. We use the Stone very sparingly; only when there’s a threat to the whole city. If the Beings decided we were a threat to them, they’d band together and destroy us. Stone or no Stone.”

  “Is that how the Gods have been dying?” said Hawk. “Someone’s got hold of an Exorcist Stone of their own?”

  “That’s impossible,” said Rowan flatly. “There’s only one Stone, and no one knows how old it is or how it was . created. If by chance there was another, we’d know about it. Every magic-user for hundreds of miles around would know about it; the sheer power involved would blaze like a beacon in their mind’s eye. No one but the three of us has access to the Exorcist Stone, and it’s impossible for any of us to misuse it. When we join the God Squad, the Council places a geas on us, a spell of compulsion, to prevent any of us using the Exorcist Stone except in the line of duty.”

  “But still the Gods keep dying,” said Buchan. “Their bodies destroyed, their presence dispersed. We’ve tried to investigate, but we have no experience in such matters. We
’ve got nowhere. We don’t even know what to look for. So far, the Gods’ followers are still in shock; too dazed to do anything but sit around and pray for their Gods to return. When that doesn’t happen, they’re going to get angry and start looking for scapegoats.”

  “And if that wasn’t bad enough,” said Tomb, “we’re starting to hear rumblings from the other Beings. The three unexplained deaths have left them feeling vulnerable and afraid. It’s only a matter of time before they decide to take matters into their own hands. We could end up with a God War on the Street. I don’t think Haven could survive such a war. I’m not even sure the Low Kingdoms would survive.”

  “So we sent to the Council for help,” said Buchan. “And they sent us you.”

  “The notorious Hawk and Fisher,” said Rowan, her voice flat and scathing. “A pair of thugs in uniform. I know all about your reputation. You’re the most violent Guards in Haven. You don’t care who you hurt. No one knows how many people you’ve killed.”

  “You should visit the Northside,” said Hawk. “It might open your eyes to a few things. Northsiders don’t believe in reasoned argument or diplomacy. They tend more to poisoning your wine or slipping a dagger between your ribs. Or both. We have the highest murder rate, the worst violence, and the highest general crime rate in all Haven. We’re only as hard as we have to be, to get results. That’s all the Council cares about.”

  “That’s as may be,” said Tomb weightily, “but I feel it only fair to warn you that I won’t tolerate such strong-arm tactics here. They’d just get you killed; you and anyone else unfortunate enough to be with you at the time. I must insist that while you’re a part of the Squad you follow my orders at all times. Is that clear?”