The Bookish Life of Nina Hill: The bookish read you need this summer!

by Abbi Waxman

  “Or you can get a rain check?” suggested Nina, looking now to Tom for support. They didn’t want to see a film together, did they?

  Lisa looked at the clock above the movie board. “Too late! Movie starts in three minutes. Run along.”

  “I don’t think that’s how rain checks . . .”

  “Gotta go,” said Lisa, clutching her head. “Starting to lose consciousness. Got to get to a darkened room and an ice bag ASAP. See you guys.” And then she turned and essentially ran away. Not literally running, obviously, because that would have been bizarre, but definitely speed walking.

  Tom and Nina stared after her. Then Nina looked down at the ticket in her hand. Space Spiders on Mars? She raised her eyebrows and looked up to see Tom watching her.

  “Not a sci-fi action movie fan?” he said, with a note in his voice that suggested he wasn’t surprised. He looked up at the board. “I bet you were going to see Miss Eglantine Expects, weren’t you? One of those movies where the corsets are tighter than the fight choreography.”

  Nina frowned. He was right, but she wasn’t going to admit it. “No, actually, I’m here for Bloody Deadly Blood Death III: The Blood Rises.”

  “Really?” He had started the word sounding surprised, but by the end of it he was sarcastic.

  “Yes.” She gazed up at him, Popsicle cool, though she suddenly wished she hadn’t gone in this direction and had simply offered to buy the popcorn. He was really attractive, and now he thought she was . . . She didn’t know what he thought. His expression was unreadable, not that she was all that good at reading people, anyway. She started to feel the familiar signs of imminent panic. Tingling hands. Mild nausea.

  Tom was thinking he didn’t believe Nina about Blood Death III, but it was clear she didn’t want to watch a film with him. He wanted to stop bickering with her but wasn’t sure how. He opened his mouth to suggest something, and then she suddenly thrust the ticket back at him and turned and walked out.

  He watched her go, realizing for the first time that he really was attracted to her and that she apparently hated him so much she was willing to break all social conventions and walk away without a word.

  As she walked toward Vine Street, Nina realized she had done exactly what Lisa had done, and giggled a little, somewhat hysterically. She was starting to calm down, but her palms were still tingly. Her anxiety had gotten better in the last several years, once she’d started to use a planner and keep a schedule and basically try to control every aspect of her life, but it was always curled up at the base of her spine like a sleeping cat. Any step off the normal path, any deviation from standard, and it started lashing its tail.

  Suddenly, she wanted to cry. She’d been doing so well, but clearly she wasn’t one of those people who could be spontaneous, and that was going to have to be OK. She didn’t want complexity in her life, and with work and the new weird family thing, she definitely didn’t have space for a boyfriend.

  Time to go back into hiding.

  Nine

  In which Nina gets schooled by well-meaning

  but ill-informed children.

  “You did what?”

  “I just turned and walked away.”

  Polly stared at her. “But, wait, I thought you liked this guy. Or rather, I thought he was cute and, therefore, you might like him once you got to know him. There was the possibility of liking.”

  Nina nodded. It was the following Monday, there were no customers in the store yet, and Polly had shown up on time for once.

  Polly continued, “And yet, when you had a chance to talk to him, you walked away.”

  “Right.”

  Polly narrowed her eyes. “So I’m struggling with this. Talk me through it.”

  Nina sighed. “I went to the movies, alone. I saw him there. Weird circumstances involving a girl on his trivia team meant suddenly the two of us had tickets to the same movie, then I freaked out and walked away.”

  “Without a word?”

  “Silently, yes.”

  “No pathetic excuse, even? No ‘I have a headache’?”

  Nina shrugged. “The other girl beat me to that one, and I was freaking out, remember?”

  Polly shook her head. “It’s amazing to me you ever get laid at all.”

  “It’s amazing to me, too.”

  “When was the last time?”

  “We’re not talking about this.”

  “We are. I can hear us.”

  “No.” Nina walked away toward the stock area to grab some books that needed shelving, or something. Anything.

  “Well,” said Polly’s voice from behind her, “if it’s any consolation, you have a great walking away view. Walking away makes your butt look awesome.”

  “Good to know,” called Nina. “I’ll make sure I always keep attractive men behind me.” She paused. “You know what I mean.”

  “Sadly,” said Polly, “I do.”

  At the end of the day, Nina started to set out the beanbags for the elementary book club. She’d been feeling irritable and sad all day, but she knew the generous application of little girls would distract her perfectly.

  “All right, young one,” said Liz, pulling on her battered Dodgers baseball hat. “It’s an important game, and I am so out of here I am basically a dot on the horizon.”

  Nina frowned at her. “You’re still very much in front of me.”

  Liz replied, “And yet my heart is already in the stadium, a hot dog in its hands, ketchup on its chin.”

  “Does a heart have a chin?”

  “Some have several. I, however, am slender and lissome, so mine only has the one.” And with this utter ridiculousness over, Liz touched the brim of her cap and left the store. Nina stared after her for a moment and shook her head. Honestly, that woman was a lunatic.

  “Do you need any help?” Nina looked up to see Annabel, one of her book club ladies, as she called them. Annabel was ten, a serious child, with deeply held beliefs and unwavering suspicions.

  “Sure,” said Nina. “Can you grab the extra beanbags from the office?”

  Nina had started out using regular chairs, but everyone had been silent and reserved. Beanbags worked much better. Annabel knew where they were kept; this was the first book club she’d joined, but she was one of those kids who was geared toward mastery. She wanted to know how you did it, then she wanted to do it herself.

  Logan came in. Logan was also ten, though she went to a different school than Annabel. They looked at each other and Logan smiled first. Annabel smiled back and said hi. Logan followed her back into the office, and they both came back with the final pair of beanbags, not saying anything. Nina was often surprised by how tentative and shy ten-year-olds were. She had been like that herself, but all the other girls had looked so much more confident than she’d felt. They would greet one another enthusiastically, play together at recess, argue passionately, and hug. She had always marveled at them and wondered if maybe her mom had been supposed to apply for some kind of training for her, something she’d forgotten to do because she was so busy. Other people’s moms had clearly equipped them better. Then she would feel guilty for feeling that way and retreat further into her books and TV shows and solitude.

  The door flew open and Nora and Una came in, full of chatter and giggles. They were the same age and had known each other since preschool. Just behind them were Asha and Ruby-Fern, another pair of friends. They were all dressed in regulation girl-power ensembles, with fully empowered whimsical touches: rainbows, fake fur, glitter, unicorns, pictures of Ruth Bader Ginsburg or Amelia Earhart, enamel pins of donuts or sloths or foxes. Check, check, check. This age was the last hurrah of individualism; already they dressed like one another, but usually because they saw something and loved it. Icons or fabrics blew like a breeze through every classroom in the land, and parents, happy to get a request they could fulfill with a simple trip to Target, went out and bought every Girls Rule the World T-shirt they could.

  Nina wondered how much good it would d
o once hormones rolled up and kicked the doors down; her own observation of middle school girls was that they dressed alike in order not to be separated from the pack and eviscerated online, which was an entirely different motivation than “OMG, that sloth is so cuuuuuute!” She looked at her watch; it was time to start. She locked the front door—nothing was more distracting to book club than customers wandering about—and went to the office to get the Goldfish crackers and bottled water that constitute the mortar of childhood.

  “Who wants to start?” she asked when she returned and sat down on her own beanbag. The book that month was The Mysterious Benedict Society, one of her favorites. Seeing as she got to pick the books they read, this was hardly surprising.

  Nora stuck up her hand. Nora was a highly creative little girl, who never hesitated to share her thoughts. As they were usually sharp and insightful, nobody minded, and in this group the kids had clearly decided she was the leader.

  “I loved this book, but it made me really frustrated. Why is it always kids who have to solve stuff?”

  “Please clarify,” requested Nina.

  Nora tipped her head to one side. “Well, in real life kids don’t get to do anything much on their own, right?” She looked around at her peers, all of whom nodded. “Parents drive you places; there are teachers and babysitters and whatever. But in books, little kids are always doing things. In this one, they take weird tests and join a secret society and save the world.”

  “They don’t have parents,” said Logan. “Not proper ones. None of the kids in books do.” She counted on her fingers. “They’re usually dead, or evil, or distracted and busy.”

  “Junie B. Jones has parents. Ramona Quimby has parents,” Nina said.

  “Yes,” replied Logan, “but those kids do regular stuff. I’m talking about when the kids do awesome stuff. Stuff that nine- or ten-year-old kids never really get to do.

  “Like fly on a bat and fight rats like Queen Luxa in the Gregor books.”

  “Or travel through space like Meg in A Wrinkle in Time.” Annabel clearly agreed with Logan on this one.

  “Let’s try and stick to this book.” Nina sometimes let them ramble on about all the books they loved, because she enjoyed that conversation as much as they did, but she was trying to be more grown up about it.

  “Sticky has parents, though.” Asha waved her copy of the book. “Right?”

  Logan nodded. “He does, but he thinks they don’t want him anymore.”

  “Which is worse than not having any,” said Annabel.

  “Definitely,” said Ruby-Fern.

  “And Kate has a dad, but she doesn’t know it.”

  “What about Miss Perumal?” asked Nina. “Isn’t she like a mother to Reynie?”

  There was a sudden knocking on the store’s front door, which scared the applesauce out of all of them. One of the girls actually squeaked.

  From where they were on the floor, they couldn’t see the door, but Nina stood and saw a man standing outside. The early-evening sun was behind him, so she couldn’t get a good look at his face, but she started over to let him know the store was closed. The parents wouldn’t be here to pick up the kids for nearly another hour, but maybe it was one of them.

  It wasn’t. It was Tom. From Quizzard. That Tom.

  What. The. Actual. Heck?

  “Is that a friend of yours?” asked Ruby-Fern, from a foot or two behind her. Nina turned and discovered the whole book group had followed her to the door, drawn helplessly by their adaptive need to stick their beaks into anything new.

  “Not really,” replied Nina. She reached the door and smile-frowned at Tom, wondering why he was there.

  Tom, who was wondering exactly the same thing, waited until the door was open and then held up the movie ticket. “This is yours. I was in the area, so I thought I’d bring it back.”

  “Uh,” said Nina, “we’re closed.” Yes, Nina, let’s open a conversation with a non sequitur. Stylish.

  Asha said, “Are you Nina’s boyfriend?” She was a tall, clear-eyed child who stuck to the point.

  Tom, who was a little confused by the six girls who were now all staring avidly at him, shook his head.

  “Are you a boy who is also a friend?” Ruby-Fern wasn’t going to let him slip by on a technicality.

  “Uh . . .” said Tom.

  “Maybe he wants to be her boyfriend,” suggested Logan. “And Nina doesn’t want him to be?”

  “Or maybe she wants him to be, but hasn’t told him yet.” All the little heads swiveled to look up at Nina, who was approximately the color of a strawberry.

  “Ladies,” she said in her firmest voice, “please return to the book club area and wait quietly. I won’t be a minute.”

  “No, it’s OK,” said Nora. “We’re fine here.”

  Nina looked at them with her best laser beam eyes, and they all backed away.

  Tom was starting to lose focus. “Anyway . . . I thought you might want to go see another movie sometime.” He held out the ticket, and Nina took it, trying to decide if he had asked her to “go see another movie sometime with me” or had simply been making an observation: “I saw you at the movie theater, alone, so here’s a ticket you can use in the future, on your own.”

  “Thanks. But this is really your friend’s ticket. She bought it.”

  He shook his head. “No, she gave it to you, so I turned it in for a rain check.” He smiled suddenly, and Nina felt her hands start to prickle with a combination of anxiety and attraction. He appealed to her so much. He was very tall and strong, all bones and mass; he made her feel like she wouldn’t be up to the task of even holding his hand, let alone anything else. And why was she thinking of anything else?

  He spoke again, slightly more hesitantly. “You left somewhat abruptly.”

  She blushed. “Yeah, sorry about that. I, uh . . . had to leave.”

  “Somewhat abruptly?”

  “Yeah.” There was no way she was going to explain any further; it was bad enough already. “Anyway . . . thanks.” She smiled back at him and went to close the door. “I have to get back to my book club.” Before I start hyperventilating and have to breathe into a bag.

  “Oh, they’re not all your children?” He tried a smile. He could smell her shampoo, honey and lemons. He was having trouble with this simple social transaction; her shiny hair, her tiny hands and feet, her very smallness made him feel clumsy and awkward, like he should be carrying a bale of hay with a straw between his teeth and saying things like “Shucks, ma’am, I have to move the she-cow back to pasture.” She was smiling at him. Keep your head in the game, Tom.

  “I’d have to work pretty hard to have six kids the same age.” Her eyes were hazel, he saw; a warm brown with a darker ring around her iris. Distracting.

  He said, “Modern science?” Really, Tom, you’re talking about fertility treatment? What’s next, asking her what brand of tampon she prefers?

  “Well, sure.” They stood there smiling at each other, both frantically trying to think of something to say that wouldn’t make them look as stupid and confused as they felt.

  “See?” said Asha, from behind the bookcase. “They’re definitely flirting. My older sister looks like that when she’s texting sometimes.” She sounded gleeful. “Usually just before my mom takes her phone away.”

  Tom and Nina looked over; six little heads were peeping over the bookcase, like a row of ripening avocados on a windowsill. They ducked down again, and giggling was heard.

  She looked back at Tom and shrugged. “Sorry, they can’t help it. I have to go.”

  He nodded. “Yes, well, anyway . . .”

  She said, “Yeah . . .”

  He said, “See you at trivia?”

  She said, “Sure.”

  He said, “Bye then.”

  She said, “Bye, thanks for the ticket.”

  He said, “It was yours. I was returning it.”

  She said, “I know, but still.”

  He said, “Got it. Bye.”r />
  She said, “Bye.”

  He said, “See you.”

  She said, “Yeah.”

  She closed the door and turned to face the kids. They had popped back up and were looking at her over the top of the bookcase again. Nora was the first to comment.

  “Sister,” she said, “you need to work on your banter.”

  When Annabel’s mother, Lili, came to pick her up, she seemed stressed. Nina had always liked this mom; attractive without working at it, casually dressed, funny and mellow. But this evening she was rushing. Her hair was escaping from her bun in a way that had moved from messy to imminently undone. Nina itched to tuck it all in but managed to keep her hands to herself. Not everyone enjoys symmetry and control like you do, she reminded herself.

  “Bel, come on, baby, we’ve got to hustle.” Lili was hunting in her giant handbag for something.

  “Why?” asked Annabel. She wasn’t giving her mother attitude; she was just wondering.

  “Because I need to get home and finish those forty individualized packets of seeds to use as place markers at Tanty’s wedding.” Lili finally pulled out her car keys and looked at her watch. “And I literally need your help and you have to go to bed like an hour ago, which means I have to use child labor while also breaking child labor regulations about sufficient sleep.”

  Annabel frowned at her. “There are no child labor regulations about sleep in California.”

  “Oh, I’m sure there are,” chimed in Nina, who was picking up the beanbags. “You can’t work at all until you’re fourteen.”

  “But what about the sleep part?”

  Nina looked at Lili over Annabel’s head. “I think those regulations vary from state to state.”

  Annabel turned from Nina to her mom and narrowed her eyes. “What exactly does helping involve?”

  “Coloring in, tying ribbons, stickering, checking things off a list . . .”

  “Ooh, that sounds awesome,” said Nina, unable to help herself. Seriously, Lili had just rattled off four of her favorite activities.

  Annabel grinned. “Well then, there you go. Nina can help you and California won’t get mad.”