‘I think it’s a glorious hole,’ I couldn’t help saying.
‘De gustibus’ said he indulgently; and he stretched himself in the easy-chair — the one you used to sit in — and said he should miss young Anstruther.
‘Shall you?’ said I.
‘Fräulein Rose-Marie,’ said he solemnly, ‘he was a most intelligent young man. Quite the most intelligent young man I have ever had here.’
‘Really?’ said I, smiling all over my silly face.
And so of course you were, or how would you ever have found out that I — well, that I’m not wholly unlovable?
Yours quite, quite truly,
R.-M.
II
Jena, Nov. 7th.
Dear Roger, — You left on Tuesday night — that’s yesterday — and you’ll get to London on Thursday morning — that’s to-morrow — and first you’ll want to wash yourself, and have breakfast — please notice my extreme reasonableness — and it will be about eleven before you are able to begin to write to me. I shan’t get the letter till Saturday, and today is only Wednesday, so how can I stop myself from writing to you again, I should like to know? I simply can’t. Besides, I want to tell you all the heaps of important things I would have told you yesterday, if there had been time when you asked me in that amazing sudden way if I’d marry you.
Do you know I’m poor? Of course you do. You couldn’t have lived with us a year and not seen by the very sort of puddings we have that we are poor. Do you think that anybody who can help it would have dicker Reis three times a week? And then if we were not, my step-mother would never bother to take in English young men who want to study German; she would do quite different sorts of things, and we should have different sorts of puddings, — proud ones, with Schlagsahne on their tops — and two servants instead of one, and I would never have met you. Well, you know then that we are poor; but I don’t believe you know how poor. When girls here marry, their parents give them, as a matter-of-course, house-linen enough to last them all their lives, furniture enough to furnish all their house, clothes enough for several generations, and so much a year besides. Then, greatly impoverished, they spend the evenings of their days doing without things and congratulating themselves on having married off their daughter. The man need give only himself.
You’ve heard that my own mother, who died ten years ago, was English? Yes, I remember I told you that, when you were so much surprised at what you called, in politest German, my colossally good English. From her I know that people in England do not buy their son-in-law’s carpets and saucepans, but confine their helpfulness to suggesting Maple. It is the husband, they think, who should, like the storks of the Fatherland, prepare and beautify the nest for the wife. If the girl has money, so much the better; but if she has not, said my mother, it doesn’t put an absolute stop to her marrying.
Here, it does; and I belong here. My mother had some money, or my father would never have let himself fall in love with her — I believe you can nip these things in the bud if you see the bud in time — and you know my father is not a mercenary man; he only, like the rest of us, could not get away altogether from his bringing-up and the points of view he had been made to stare from ever since he stared at all. It was a hundred a year (pounds, thank heaven, not marks), and it is all we have except what he gets for his books, when he does get anything, which is never, and what my step-mother has, which is an annuity of a hundred and fifty pounds. So the hundred a year will be the whole sum of my riches, for I have no aunts. What I want you to consider is the awfulness of marrying a woman absolutely without saucepans. Not a single towel will she be able to add to your linen-room, not a single pot to your kitchen. All Jena when it hears of it will say, ‘Poor, infatuated young man,’ and if I had sisters all England would refuse in future to send its sons to my step-mother. Why, if you were making a decently suitable marriage do you suppose your Braut would have to leave off writing to you at this point, in the very middle of luminous prophecy, and hurry into the kitchen and immerse herself in the preparation of potato soup? Yet that is exactly what your Braut, who has caught sight of the clock, is about to do. So good-by.
Your poor, but infinitely honest,
R.-M.
See how wise and practical I am today. I believe my letter last night was rather aflame. Now comes morning with its pails of cold water, and drenches me back into discretion. Thank God, say I, for mornings.
III
Jena, Nov. 8th.
Dear Roger, — I can’t leave you alone, you see. I must write. But though I must write you need not read. Last night I was seized with misgivings — awful things for a hitherto placid Fräulein to be seized with — and I wrestled with them all night, and they won. So now, in the calm frostiness of the early morning atmosphere, I wish to inquire very seriously, very soberly, whether you have not made a mistake. In one sense, of course, you have. It is absurd, from a wordly point of view, for you to marry me. But I mean more than that: I mean, have you not mistaken your own feelings, been hurled into the engagement by impulsiveness, by, if you choose, some spell I may unconsciously have put upon you? If you have even quite a faint misgiving about what you really feel for me, tell me — oh tell me straight and plainly, and we will both rub out that one weak hour with a sponge well soaked in common sense. It would not hurt so much, I think, now as it might later on. Up to last night, since you left, I’ve been walking on air. It is a most pleasant form of exercise, as perhaps you know. You not only walk on air, but you walk in what seems to be an arrested sunset, a bath of liquid gold, breathing it, touching it, wrapped in it. It really is most pleasant. Well, I did that till last night; then came my step-mother, and catching at my flying feet pulled them down till they got to the painted deal floors of Rauchgasse 5, Jena, and once having got there, stuck there. Observe, I speak in images. My step-mother, so respectable, so solidly Christian, would not dream of catching hold of anybody’s feet and spoiling their little bit of happiness. Quite unconsciously she blew on that glow of sunset in which I was flying, and it went out with the promptness and completeness of a tallow candle, and down came Rose-Marie with a thud. Yes, I did come down with a thud. You will never be able to pretend, however much you try, that I’m one of your fairy little women that can be lifted about, and dandled, and sugared with dainty diminutives, will you? Facts are things that are best faced. I stand five feet ten without my heels, and when I fall I do it with a thud. Said my step-mother, then, after supper, when Johanna had cleared the last plate away, and we were sitting alone — my father is not back yet from Weimar — she on one side of the table, I on the other, the lamp in the middle, your chair gaping empty, she, poor herself, knitting wool into warmth for the yet poorer at Christmas, I mending the towels you helped to wear out, while my spirit soared and made a joyful noise somewhere far away, up among angels and arch-angels and other happy beings, — said my step-mother, ‘Why do you look so pleased?’
Slightly startled, I explained that I looked pleased because I was pleased.
‘But nothing has happened,’ said my step-mother, examining me over her spectacles. ‘You have been nowhere today, and not seen any one, and the dinner was not at all good.’
‘For all that I’m pleased. I don’t need to go somewhere or see some one to be pleased. I can be it quite by myself.’
‘Yes, you are blessed with a contented nature, that is true,’ said my step-mother with a sigh, knitting faster. You remember her sighs, don’t you? They are always to me very unaccountable. They come in such odd places. Why should she sigh because I have a contented nature? Ought she not rather to rejoice? But the extremely religious people I have known have all sighed an immense deal. Well, I won’t probe into that now, though I rather long to.
‘I suppose it’s because it has been a fine day,’ I said, foolishly going on explaining to a person already satisfied.
My step-mother looked up sharply. ‘But it has not been fine at all, Rose-Marie,’ she said. ‘The sun has not appeared once all day
.’
‘What?’ said I, for a moment genuinely surprised. I couldn’t help being happy, and I don’t believe really happy people are ever in the least aware that the sun is not shining. ‘Oh well,’ I hurried on, ‘perhaps not an Italian blue sky, but still mild, and very sweet, and November always smells of violets, and that’s another thing to be pleased about.’
‘Violets?’ echoed my step-mother, who dislikes all talk about things one can neither eat nor warm oneself with nor read about in the Bible. ‘Do you not miss Mr. Anstruther,’ she asked, getting off such flabbinesses as quickly as she could, ‘with whom you were so constantly talking?’
Of course I jumped. But I said ‘yes,’ quite naturally, I think.
It was then that she pulled me down by the feet to earth.
‘He has a great future before him,’ she said. ‘A young man so clever, so good-looking, and so well-connected may rise to anything. Martens tells me he has the most brilliant prospects. He will be a great ornament to the English diplomatic service. Martens says his father’s hopes are all centred on this only son. And as he has very little money and much will be required, Roger,’ — she said it indeed— ’is to marry as soon as possible, some one who will help him in every way, some one as wealthy as she is well-born.’
I murmured something suitable; I think a commendation of the plan as prudent.
‘No one could help liking Roger,’ she went on — Roger, do you like being Rogered?—’ and my only fear is, and Martens fears it too, that he will entangle himself with some undesirable girl. Then he is ruined. There would be no hope for him.’
‘But why-’ I began; then suffocated a moment behind a towel. ‘But why,’ I said again, gasping, ‘should he?’
‘Well, let us hope he will not. I fear, though, he is soft. Still, he has steered safely through a year often dangerous to young men. It is true his father could not have sent him to a safer place than my house. You so sensible-’ oh Roger!
‘Besides being arrived at an age when serious and practical thoughts replace the foolish sentimentalness of earlier years,’ — oh Roger, I’m twenty-five, and not a single one of my foolish sentimentalnesses has been replaced by anything at all. Do you think there is hope for me? Do you think it is very bad to feel exactly the same, just exactly as calf-like now as I did at fifteen?— ‘so that under my roof,’ went on my step-mother, ‘he has been perfectly safe. It would have been truly deplorable if his year in Germany had saddled him with a German wife from a circle beneath his own, a girl who had caught his passing fancy by youth and prettiness, and who would have spent the rest of her life dragging him down, an ever-present punishment with a faded face.’
She is eloquent, isn’t she? Eloquent with the directness that instinctively finds out one’s weak spots and aims straight at them. ‘Luckily,’ she concluded, ‘there are no pretty faces in Jena just now.’
Then I held a towel up before my own, before my ignominious face, excluded by a most excellent critic from the category pretty, and felt as though I would hide it for ever in stacks of mending, in tubs of soup, in everything domestic and drudging and appropriate. But some of the words you rained down on me on Tuesday night between all those kisses came throbbing through my head, throbbing with great throbs through my whole body — Roger, did I hear wrong, or were they not ‘Lovely — lovely — lovely’? And always kisses between, and always again that ‘Lovely — lovely — lovely’? Where am I getting to? Perhaps I had better stop.
R.-M.
IV
Jena, Nov. 12th.
Dearest of Living Creatures, the joy your dear, dear letters gave me! You should have seen me seize the postman. His very fingers seemed rosy-tipped as he gave me the precious things. Two of them — two love-letters all at once. I could hardly bear to open them, and put an end to the wonderful moment. The first one, from Frankfurt, was so sweet — oh, so unutterably sweet — that I did sit gloating over the unbroken envelope of the other for at least five minutes, luxuriating, purring. I found out exactly where your hand must have been, by the simple process of getting a pen and pretending to write the address where you had written it, and then spent another five minutes most profitably kissing the place. Perhaps I ought not to tell you this, but there shall be no so-called maidenly simperings between you and me, no pretences, no affectations. If it was silly to kiss that blessed envelope, and silly to tell you that I did, why then I was silly, and there’s an end of it.
Do you know that my mother’s maiden name was Watson? Well, it was. I feel bound to tell you this, for it seems to add to my ineligibleness, and my duty plainly is to take you all round that and expatiate on it from every point of view. What has the grandson of Lord Grasmere — you never told me of Lord G. before, by the way — to do with the granddaughter of Watson? I don’t even rightly know what Watson was. He was always for me an obscure and rather awful figure, shrouded in mystery. Of course Papa could tell me about him, but as he never has, and my mother rarely mentioned him, I fancy he was not anything I should be proud of. Do not, then, require of me that I shall tear the veil from Watson.
And of course your mother was handsome. How dare you doubt it? Look in the glass and be grateful to her. You know, though you may only have come within the spell of what you so sweetly call my darling brown eyes during the last few weeks, I fell a victim to your darling blue ones in the first five minutes. And how great was my joy when I discovered that your soul so exactly matched your outside. Your mother had blue eyes, too, and was very tall, and had an extraordinarily thoughtful face. Look, I tell you, in the glass, and you’ll see she had; for I refuse to believe that your father, a man who talks port wine and tomatoes the whole of the first meal he has with his only son after a year’s separation, is the parent you are like. Heavens, how I shake when I think of what will happen when you tell him about me. ‘Sir,’ he’ll say, in a voice of thunder — or don’t angry English parents call their sons ‘sir’ any more? Anyhow, they still do in books— ‘Sir, you are far too young to marry. Young men of twenty-five do not do such things. The lady, I conclude, will provide the income?
Roger, rushing to the point: She hasn’t a pfenning.
Incensed Parent: Pfenning, sir? What, am I to understand she’s a German?
Roger, dreadfully frightened: Please.
I.P., forcing himself to be calm: Who is this young person?
Roger: Fräulein Schmidt, of Jena.
I.P., now of a horrible calmness: And who, pray, is Fräulein Schmidt, of Jena?
Roger, pale but brave: The daughter of old Schmidt, in whose house I boarded. Her mother was English. She was a Watson.
I.P.: Sir, oblige me by going to the —
Roger goes.
Seriously, I think something of the sort will happen. I don’t see how it can help giving your father a dreadful shock; and suppose he gets ill, and his blood is on my head? I can’t see how it is to be avoided. There is nothing to recommend me to him. He’ll know I’m poor. He’ll doubt if I’m respectable. He won’t even think me pretty. You might tell him that I can cook, darn, manage as well as the thriftiest of Hausfraus, and I believe it would leave him cold. You might dwell on my riper age as an advantage, say I have lived down the first fevers of youth — I never had them — say, if he objects to it, that Eve was as old as Adam when they started life in their happy garden, and yet they got on very well, say that I’m beautiful as an angel, or so plain that I am of necessity sensible, and he’ll only answer ‘Fool.’ Do you see anything to be done? I don’t; but I’m too happy to bother.
Later.
I had to go and help get supper ready. Johanna had let the fire out, and it took rather ages. Why do you say you feel like screaming when you think of me wrestling with Johanna? I tell you I’m so happy that nothing any Johanna can do or leave undone in the least affects me. I go about the house on tiptoe; I am superstitious, and have an idea that all sorts of little envious Furies are lying about in dusty corners asleep, put to sleep by you, and that if I don’
t move very delicately I shall wake them —
O Freude, habe Acht,
Sprich leise, dass nicht der Schmerz erwacht....
That’s not Goethe. By the way, poor Goethe. What an unforeseen result of a year in the City of the Muses, half an hour’s journey from the Ilm Athens itself, that you should pronounce his poetry coarse, obvious, and commonplace. What would Papa say if he knew? Probably that young Anstruther is not the intelligent young man he took him for. But then Papa is soaked in Goethe, and the longer he soaks the more he adores him. In this faith, in this Goethe-worship, I have been brought up, and cannot, I’m afraid, get rid of it all at once. It is even possible that I never shall, in spite of London and you. Will you love me less if I don’t? Always I have thought Goethe uninspired. The Muse never seized and shook him till divinenesses dropped off his pen without his knowing how or whence, divinenesses like those you find sometimes in the pages of lesser men, lesser all-round men, stamped with the unmistakable stamp of heavenly birth. Goethe knew very well, very exactly, where each of his sentences had come from. But I don’t see that his poetry is either of the three things you say. I’m afraid it is not the last two, for the world would grow very interesting if thinking and writing as he did were so obvious that we all did it. As to its being coarse, I’m incurably incapable of seeing coarseness in things. To me
All is clean for ever and ever.
Everything is natural and everything is clean, except for the person who is afraid it isn’t. Perhaps, dear Roger, you won’t, as Papa says, quite apprehend my meaning; if you cannot, please console yourself with the reflection that probably I haven’t got one.
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