Fibles: 10-Minute Children's Bedtime Stories for modern-day kids!
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Table of Contents
The Erlee Riser
The Heard of Buffalo
The Otter Thing
The Ewe Wee
The Guppible One
The Jungle Bungle
The Shears and Roebuck
The Hoot Done It
The Ellie Fantastic
The Cuckoo Tweet
The Art of Pikasso
The Cookie Twist
Fibles
10-Minute Children's Bedtime Stories for modern-day kids!
M.R. Everette
Copyright © 2012 by M.R. Everette
Mill City Press, Inc.
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Minneapolis, MN 55401
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ISBN: 978-1-938223-21-1
The Erlee Riser
Erlee the bird thought he was an early riser and couldn't wait to be the first one in line when the local WeHop eatery announced it was offering free Saturday morning breakfasts for all the young birds and owls.
Upon hearing the good news about free breakfasts, the youngsters started tweeting each other about how exciting it would be, seeing the pancakes flipping, hearing the toasters popping, and smelling the bacon sizzling in the air.
On the first Saturday morning, as Erlee the bird arrived for breakfast, he was shocked to see Wisee the wise owl standing first in line.
"I thought owls were late sleepers, because my friend Sleepee the owl says there's nothing like staying up all night, gaming and sleeping in late," Erlee said to Wisee.
"That's what everybody thinks of owls," replied Wisee.
"So how do you get up so early?" asked Erlee.
"That's a secret you'll have to figure out, because you'll have to get up early, Erlee, to beat me in line," Wisee chuckled.
"Next Saturday, I'm going to be the first one in line!" declared Erlee.
After eating breakfast, Erlee went back home and decided to work on a wake-up routine that he could practice during the week, to see how early he could get up before the next Saturday.
On the first try, Erlee thought it would be easy to have Roscoe the rooster wake him up early by cockling and doodling after the crack of dawn. However, Roscoe never used an alarm clock and kept winging the wake-up time, causing Erlee to get up late.
On the second try, Erlee thought it would be easier to wake up early by getting his own alarm clock and setting the wake-up time for the crack of dawn. However, Erlee kept hitting the snooze button after the alarm went off, causing him to over-sleep.
On the third try, Erlee thought the easiest way to wake up early was having his mom wake him up before the crack of dawn. However, Erlee kept rolling over and going back to sleep after telling his mom he was awake, and once again, he got up late.
Figuring out a wake-up routine was becoming harder than Erlee originally thought, because he kept tossing and turning all night, thinking about getting up early.
"I've got to come up with something new, because I'm getting bags under my eyes from not getting enough sleep!" said a tired Erlee.
Erlee thought the best thing to do was to get some advice. He decided to hop online between the power poles and chat with some friends about how they get to sleep early.
Dirtee the bird chatted that his favorite thing before bedtime was taking a hot birdbath and then hopping in his pajamas. Slider the eider chatted that his favorite thing during bedtime was sliding under a comforter and then winding down with a bedtime story. Starla the starling chatted that her favorite thing after bedtime was counting the stars in the night sky and then falling fast asleep.
After all the electrifying chatter, Erlee went back home to think about all the new things he had heard. He decided to work on a bedtime routine that he could practice the rest of the week to see how early he could get up before next Saturday.
The next Saturday morning at the WeHop, Wisee the wise owl arrived to take his place as the first one in line for breakfast but was shocked to see Erlee the bird standing first in line.
"I thought early birds never got up before roosters!" Wisee said to Erlee.
"That's what everybody thinks of early birds," replied Erlee.
"So how did you get up earlier than the rooster?" asked Wisee.
"That's a secret you'll have to figure out, because you'll have to get wise, Wisee, to beat me in line," Erlee chuckled.
Erlee was the first one hopping out of the WeHop after eating breakfast, all bright-eyed and feathery-tailed, when he saw his friend Sleepee the owl, who was hopping in line, late as usual.
"I can't believe you were the early riser today!" shouted Sleepee as he rubbed his eyes in disbelief.
"I finally beat Wisee the wise owl in line!" Erlee gleefully said, while hopping up and down.
"So was your secret a great wake-up routine?" asked Sleepee.
"Nope!" said Erlee.
"Was your secret a great bedtime routine?" asked Sleepee.
"Nope!" said Erlee again.
"Well, what was your secret?" demanded Sleepee.
"My secret was putting together a great bedtime routine with a great wake-up routine that I call the "Bed-a-Wake" routine. Like Wisee the wise owl knows, the first one up gets to eat breakfast first!" said Erlee the early riser.
The Heard of Buffalo
Moonie the calf longed for a large bell to wear around his neck like the one Bella the bell cow wore as the leader of the herd, so he could ring everyone on the cattle range.
One day the large bell around Bella's neck began ringing for all the young calves to gather at Chuck's wagon, as the summer grazing season was coming to an end, and soon the herd of calves would be moving out for the drive back to school.
"Now that you all are old enough, the time has come for everyone to get a bell for school," said Bella the bell cow.
"Yee-hah!" cheered the group of calves.
"But here are the terms and conditions of our family bell plan that you'll need to heed before our bell man, Billy the goat, issues your first bell. First, there's no range roaming without permission. Secondly, stay within ringing range of my bell. Last but not least, if trouble should arise, start ringing your bell," instructed Bella.
All the calves nodded in "udder" agreement and then went off to play a game of cow hide-and-seek. The group of calves needed no prodding when they voted hooves down for Moonie the calf to be the seeker, because he was known for not being the brightest burner on the range, and he stood out from the herd with his tall cowlick.
The game began, and Moonie sought far and wide for the hiding calves, crossing the creek and roaming onto another range. Moonie had strayed so far into the new range that he had gone out of Bella's ringing range.
Suddenly, a strange creature Moonie had never seen before came running up to him and said, "Hello, I'm Buffy the buffalo!"
"I've never heard of a buffalo," said Moonie.
"That's because we don't have bells," replied Buffy.
"How come you don't have a bell?" asked Moonie.
"Our herd leader says bells are too expensive where the buffalo roam," stated Buffy. "So what kind of bell are you wearing?"
"It's just a plain bell with a standard ring tone, but I want a large bell with all the whistles," replied Moonie.
"How about I trade you my rare antique coin for your bell? That way you'll have enou
gh money to upgrade to a large bell," offered Buffy.
Moonie chewed on his cud for a while, thinking how he could be the most talked-about calf among his peers in the herd by being the first calf with a large bell that had unlimited range-wide ringing.
"OK, you've got a deal!" declared Moonie.
As Moonie and Buffy were completing their trade, a huge, dark storm began brewing on the buffalo range. Moonie sensed he'd better get hoofing back to the herd as fast as he could before the storm arrived, knowing the herd would be moving out for school.
Meanwhile, back on the cattle range, the trail driver to school had noticed the same storm brewing and came driving up to Bella. "It's time to head'em up and move'em out!" he shouted.
Bella began ringing her large bell as hard as she could to gather the herd. All the calves that were in hiding heard her bell, and they all formed a large group around the herd leader. Bella had started doing a head count when she noticed what was not standing out from the herd, and that was Moonie's tall cowlick.
"Anyone heard from Moonie?" asked Bella.
Before anyone could answer, the winds started blowing, tumbleweeds were rolling, and the rain came pouring, as the storm arrived earlier than expected. The creek Moonie had crossed was filling up fast, and he had no bell to ring if trouble arose, so he had to use his young, springy legs to quickly jump from rock to rock to cross the creek before it turned into a raging river.
Moonie was out of breath from running across the two ranges and was soaked to the bone from the pouring rain when he finally lumbered up to Chuck's wagon to order his new large bell.
"Yee-hah!" I'll be the most talked-about calf in the herd," cheered Moonie. "I'll take that large bell you have on display," an excited Moonie said to the bell man, Billy.
"How are you going to pay for that large bell?" asked Billy.
"I have a rare antique coin that's worth a lot," beamed Moonie.
"Are you kidding me?" chided Billy.
"What do you mean?" asked Moonie.
"That's a wooden nickel with a picture of Buffy's grandfather on the back. It's not worth a penny, so there's no deal!" stated Billy.
Moonie's face became long, and his cowlick drooped as Bella approached him at Chuck's wagon.
"Where have you been, and where's your bell?" demanded Bella.
"I've been buffaloed!" said the fool Moonie the calf.
The Otter Thing
Potter the otter always had an excuse for not doing his homework. He would rather be playing and having fun at his play station in the glistening stream that ran through the backwoods, where he lived, outside of town.
One afternoon, Potter the otter took a break from streaming up and down the stream. He took off his swimming goggles to bask in the sun along the stream bank. Unbeknownst to Potter, a new service was coming to the backwoods that would change everything.
The trees and bushes started rustling near the stream bank where Potter was resting. As he was turning around to see what was happening, out popped a pair of muskrats wearing yellow hard hats.
"Who are you guys?" asked Potter.
"We're the installers for the new broad rubber band network that's going to stretch from the town to the backwoods," replied the muskrats in hard hats.
"What are you guys looking for?" inquired Potter.
"We're looking for a logwood tree to install a plug-in outlet. Do you know where we can find one?" asked the muskrats in hard hats.
"There's one next to Weaver the beaver's dam," Potter pointed out.
The muskrats in hard hats followed Potter down the stream bank to Weaver's dam, just in time to see Weaver the beaver getting ready to chop down the logwood tree with his large buckteeth.
"Don't chop down that logwood tree!" shouted the muskrats in hard hats.
"What's going on?" demanded Weaver. "I need the logwood tree to make a logjam in the dam because it's leaking!"
"We're sorry, but logwood trees are now part of the broad rubber band network. When you go to school tomorrow, your teacher will tell you everything you need to know," stated the muskrats in hard hats.
The next morning there was a lot of fur flying and rumors floating around the schoolyard from all the kids about the changes coming to the backwoods. Then the school bell began ringing for class to start.
"We have connected the school to the backwoods through the broad rubber band network, and today, we will issue you a new iPaw computer to use for your homework. Your first assignment will be to write a paper and send it back to school," said Miss Marmot the schoolmarm.
After class let out, Weaver the beaver was eager to get back to his dam to do his homework on the new iPaw computer. He wasted no time in writing a paper on using a spruce tree to spruce up his dam. As usual, Potter the otter went to his play station, streaming up and down the stream, trying to come up with a new excuse for not doing his homework.
When Potter took a rest break on the stream bank, he saw Pat the polecat, who was poling a raft upstream. He asked, "What's your favorite excuse for not doing your homework?"
"I fell off my raft on the way to school, and my homework got wet," Pat the polecat replied.
Next to come by was Kellogg the dog, who was dog paddling downstream and was asked the same question: "What's your favorite excuse for not doing your homework?"
"My homework fell off the table, and my little brother ate it," Kellogg the dog replied.
"None of these excuses will work anymore, because the new iPaw computer doesn't use paper," Potter thought.
Potter decided to go visit Weaver to see how his dam was doing. He noticed Weaver plugging his iPaw computer into the logwood tree to log-on and send his homework to school.
"Now that my homework is finished, I can get back to the beaver thing of fixing up the leaking dam," said Weaver.
"That gives me a great idea for an excuse not to do my homework," said a scheming Potter.
Weaver winced. "So what's your great excuse?"
"I'll set up my iPaw computer on a tripod and film the two of us fixing up the dam. They'll see I had no time to do my homework," stated Potter.
Potter began logging on the logwood tree, while Weaver was chopping down a spruce tree. The two of them quickly went about sprucing up the dam with the spruce tree. The leaking dam was fixed in no time at all.
"Now I can get back to the otter thing of playing and having fun," said Potter.
The next day after class let out, Weaver saw a sight he had never seen before. It was Potter, sitting on the stream bank, actually doing his homework by writing a paper.
"I take it your excuse didn't work," noticed Weaver.
"I forgot to log-off the logwood tree, and the camera on my iPaw computer was streaming video of me, playing and having fun in the stream instead of doing my homework," said the sunken Potter the otter.
The Ewe Wee
The older Ewe sisters didn't like to eat their vegetables. What they really liked was playing, laughing, and rolling to their favorite interactive games, all morning long, on the big-screen TV, with their younger sister, Ewe Wee.
"It's time for lunch!" MaaMaa Ewe shouted to the kids.
The kids hit the TV remote and scampered into the kitchen. They took their seats at the lunch table to start eating their fare of whole-grain breads.
"We love our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!" the kids said happily.
As the kids were munching away on their PB&J's, MaaMaa Ewe was sifting through and scanning the food section of the paper, looking for coupons. She noticed an article on a new restaurant that was opening called the Organic Meadow. "Let's all go out for dinner tonight," said MaaMaa Ewe.
"Where are we going?" asked the kids.
"The Organic Meadow. They have an all-you-can-eat veggie buffet," stated MaaMaa Ewe.
"Eating vegetables stink," said Pee Ewe, the oldest one.
"They're so bla-a-and!" seconded Ewe Too, the second oldest.
"I've never had vegetables before,
so I'll withhold judgement until I try them," said Ewe Wee, the youngest one.
The afternoon flew by, and dinner hour was nearing. Everyone was hurrying to get ready. Combing coats, washing hooves, and brushing teeth were required before jumping into the mini-van. The trip to the new restaurant was the quietest ride ever, because the older Ewe sisters were not looking forward to eating their vegetables.
"We're here. Everybody stay together when we enter the buffet line," MaaMaa reminded the kids.
As the Ewe family entered, with EweWee bringing up the rear, they saw that the new restaurant was packed, and the buffet line was long. While standing in the buffet line, Ewe Wee heard all kinds of comments about vegetables that made her scared about eating them.
"I love peas," said Peabody the peacock, "but I don't like carrots."
"I love carrots," said Carrie the caribou, "but I don't like peas."
"There's only one way to eat peas and carrots together, and that's by smothering them in horse radish," said Horst the horse.
"I don't want any peas and carrots, MaaMaa!" cried Ewe Wee.
"Don't listen to them, because they're just trying to pull the wool over your eyes," replied MaaMaa.
"Just hold your nose, and they'll go down easy," said Pee Ewe.
"Make sure you use two hooves on your nose," seconded Ewe Too.
The Ewe family went through the buffet line, and MaaMaa Ewe made sure the kids had peas and carrots on their plates before they took their seats at the dining table to start eating the evening fare of vegetables.
"Everyone who cleans their plates of peas and carrots gets to go in the dessert line," offered MaaMaa.
The older sisters, Pee Ewe and Ewe Too, were holding their noses. Ewe Wee was watching them when a commotion of pushing and shoving began in the buffet line, because someone had tried cutting in line. Everyone in the restaurant was turning heads to see what was happening. When the commotion was over, MaaMaa Ewe did a plate check and was pleased to see that everyone had finished their peas and carrots.