Alien Invasion (Book 1): Invasion

by Platt, Sean

  Meyer lowered his voice, peering at Piper, hoping she hadn’t heard that. Heather was always making inappropriate jokes (she’d built a career on them, after all), but that one was way too close to the bone.

  “What’s the matter with you?”

  “Nothing. Nothing at all. Everything is just great. I’m not even counting days until the world ends.”

  “Are you high?”

  “They’re going to get my car, Meyer.”

  Meyer looked again at Piper. It wasn’t clear either way whether she was hearing any of this.

  “Who is?”

  “Angry gamblers. Elvis’s ghost. Those white tigers the gay guys used to perform with. Siegfried and Ron. Was it Ron?”

  “Roy.”

  “See, you understand. This is all very logical to you. So tell me, when you were seeing the bright and swirling colors and the spirit in the sky or whatever told you to dig a hole and get ready for aliens to show up, was there any information on me being fucking gang-murdered in Las Fucking Vegas?” Her voice rose into a shriek, seconds from losing control. That’s what it took to finally shove Heather out of her on-stage persona: terror.

  Piper had heard that one. Her eyes went wide. She started to say something, but Meyer shook his head. He looked out the window ahead, watching anonymous miles of Ohio roads spool out before them. He’d have to check the GPS to be sure, but they were probably somewhere between Cleveland and Toledo. He suddenly resented being woken. The idea was to drive through Ohio at night, ideally while sleeping. He didn’t want to see it.

  “Calm down. What are you talking about?’

  “You know my car?”

  “Yeah.”

  “And you know how I own it? Because it’s my car?”

  “Yeah.”

  “You know how if someone got it from me without my permission, maybe by stabbing me to death, that would be them getting it?”

  “How about you just fucking answer the question for once?”

  Meyer closed his eyes and exhaled, forcing himself to calm down. He’d kept it together so far. They all had. But they were teetering on a precipice, and at some point someone in the van would stare reality in its unblinking eye. It was easy to pretend there weren’t ships approaching from outer space — and to pretend they wanted to reach the Vail compound for an early ski season — but there were harsh truths that all of them had so far managed to nudge aside. He wasn’t as immune to that knowledge as he’d managed to seem, and was in danger of showing it now. Heather was in trouble. Beneath Meyer’s calm veneer, his fear for her was a blood red warning.

  “Is that Mom?” said Trevor. “Is anything wrong?”

  Meyer waved him away, then turned forward, now trying to speak quietly, to listen without being overheard. What he wouldn’t give for an office door to close.

  On the other end of the phone, Heather sounded like she was crying. Not helpless crying — terror crying. Closer to hyperventilation than a quiet sob.

  “Where are you? Specifically? Tell me what happened.”

  Heather spoke again, her voice still hitching but more contained. For once, she sounded both composed and serious. A good sign. No panic and no jokes — so far, so good.

  “Just outside Vegas. I don’t know the road. It’s all desert.”

  “Vegas.” Meyer took the phone from his ear and squinted at Piper, asking a silent question. They’d heard something about Vegas. Something that, as he thought about it now, tickled the back of his brain with bad news. What was wrong in Vegas? Something …

  “It’s burning to the ground. There are squads of people walking around — not running, but walking, like they’re on patrol — and just general fuckery from one end to the other.”

  Piper was pointing at her tablet’s screen, showing Meyer the news update he’d seen earlier, about Vegas.

  “You should have gone around it.”

  “I went around it. And … ” There was a crashing sound. Heather shrieked, then fumbled the phone. Meyer waited, hearing ambient noise, wondering what might have happened. The line was still open, but what had happened to Heather? A minute later, she was back.

  “What do I do, Meyer?”

  “You haven’t told me what’s wrong.”

  “Because you interrupted to yell at me for getting too close and not following instructions.”

  “Okay, fine.”

  “But these … these three Big Daddy Roth cartoons came out of nowhere, all supercharged hotrods with engines poking out of the top and shit, bunch of toothless motherfuckers hanging out all over the place, hooting at me like they wanted to drag race, beat me to death, and peel off my skin, whatever.”

  “What, they came after you? From Vegas?”

  “Two behind me at first, coming up on the side, waving and hooting and yelling. Then one more pulled up in front and … ”

  “Why didn’t you stay out in the desert? You got too close to the city.”

  “Let’s talk some about what I should have done! Let’s rehash all the shit I did wrong during our marriage! You’re always right! You always know best!”

  “Calm down.”

  Another bang. Another small gasp from Heather.

  “They’re herding me back.”

  “What does that mean?”

  “They’re herding me like a fucking cow, Meyer! That’s what it means!”

  “Where?”

  “I don’t know. Toward the Strip?”

  “Can you outrun them?”

  “I’m in a Prius. They’re burning premium and testosterone.”

  Meyer wondered why in the hell anyone driving around Vegas in hotrods would want Heather’s crappy little hybrid, but he refrained from asking. They want the driver, not the car.

  “Are you at least behind the wheel?”

  “No. I left it on autodrive. The car keeps beeping courteously at them, asking if they wouldn’t mind staying in their lane. And asking me if I’d like to stop at the Arby’s up ahead. And that’s really the worst part of all of this, Meyer. Why does it think I would ever, in a million years, no matter how many alien ships show up … ”

  Meyer felt a strong need to cut Heather off before she finished the sentence.

  “You’ll have to … ”

  “ … ever want to eat at Arby’s?”

  “ … to lose them,” Meyer finished.

  “Have you ever eaten at Arby’s? Like, ever in your life?”

  “Stop joking for a goddamned second, will you?”

  Meyer’s pulse had quickened. He was sweating around his collar. He wanted to wipe his forehead, but that would mean declaring defeat to the universe. Heather was a dozen states away, and this was the only call they’d managed in a day. If she was going to be overtaken, there was nothing he’d be able to do but listen to it happen. It was rare that he met a situation he cared about but couldn’t control. This was one of them.

  “How am I supposed to lose them?” Not really a question, more a yammering of desperation.

  “Where is she, Dad?” said Lila.

  Meyer shook his head at Lila as he’d shaken off Trevor.

  “Is she okay?”

  “Heather? You’re not holding the phone, are you?”

  “Dad! Is Mom okay?”

  “Yes. I’m also writing an essay and flipping through my dad’s old filing cabinet.”

  “Heather … ”

  “Dad!”

  Meyer spun. “I hear you, Lila! Will you just hold on a goddamned second?”

  Lila shrunk back, wounded. Trevor’s eyes were wide, shocked, scared. Meyer felt his gut plummet. He was losing control. He was supposed to be the rock, but the boulder was crushing them all.

  “Of course I’m not holding the phone. I have the earbud.”

  “You’re in the Prius?” He winced, determinedly avoiding Lila’s penetrating gaze from behind, waiting for Heather to make another stupid joke. She’d already told him that she was in the PriusX. She was being surrounded by highwaymen in a high-speed chas
e, and still she’d take any comedic opening he gave her.

  Instead she said, “Yes.”

  “There’s a gun in the glove compartment.”

  “There’s … no, there’s not.”

  “Just get it, Heather. Put the car on auto, and get it.”

  Sounds. A clicking noise.

  “Why is there a gun in my glove compartment?”

  “Because I put it there.”

  “You know I don’t like guns.” It was one of Heather’s things. Meyer didn’t particularly like guns either, and they’d had talks, after some recent school shooting or other, about gun control and waiting periods and the other things that made the NRA so furious. But the thing about liberal convictions was that they didn’t come in handy when the world was burning.

  “You’re going to like it plenty right now. Do you see it?”

  “Jesus, Meyer.” But then, with perfect timing, one of the other cars must have struck her, and there was another gasp. Then she said, “Okay, I’ve got it. Where are the bullets?”

  “In the gun.”

  “You left a loaded weapon? Right there in my glove compartment?”

  The lecturing, naughty-naughty tone of her voice unhinged something. Meyer snapped, “It doesn’t do a hell of a lot of good without bullets!”

  Piper leaned forward, her head cocking like a dog’s. Piper was even more liberal than Heather, tending toward “peace-loving hippie.” But there were guns in the van, too, and she’d need to make her peace with them soon enough. It was them or the people trying to attack them. The sooner everyone woke up and smelled the goddamned coffee, the better. The days of peace and love were over for a while — at least until the ships arrived, declared any intentions they may have, and humanity had a chance to get used to it. Or die in fire.

  “How do I use it? Just pull the trigger?”

  “There are bullets in the clip but nothing in the chamber … ”

  “What does that mean?”

  “If you’d shut up for a second and let me explain, I’d tell you!”

  “Okay, okay.” There was an odd reversal in the air. Heather was the one with men on her tail, and Heather was the one who’d called in a panic. Meyer was safe, and yet he was the one coming slowly undone. The lack of control was getting under his skin.

  He breathed. Tried to reset.

  “Hold it by the grip with your left hand, finger away from the trigger. Then grab the slide — the part on the top — with your other hand and pull it back until it clicks, then let it slide forward. Just like in the movies.”

  There was a loud racking sound on her end of the line.

  “Okay.”

  “There’s a little switch on the side. Above the grip.”

  “Looks like a little toilet flush lever.”

  “Yes. Keep your finger off the trigger and flip it.”

  “Now I see a red dot.”

  “That means the safety is off.”

  “And now I blow into the end where the bullet comes from, right, like this?”

  “Stop it, Heather.”

  “I’m kidding. Lighten up.”

  The idea that she was telling him to lighten up, now, was too absurd for a reply.

  “Now what?” she said.

  “Point it at whatever you want to go away. Then pull the trigger.”

  “I can’t just … what’s that beeping?”

  Meyer heard it too. He looked around, then found the source. It was coming from his phone, blinking with a message that said, LOW BATTERY.

  He grabbed for his phone, then scrambled for the cord. But the phone had been giving him problems for months now, and he didn’t want to send it in to have the battery switched because he needed it. On cold days, it barely worked. More than once on his morning runs as the air had grown chill, he’d slipped the thing inside his shirt to warm the battery enough to keep it alive.

  “Meyer?” came Heather’s voice, tinny with distance. He could hear her from far away as the speaker left his ear, as he tried to mesh plug with port. “Meyer, they’re shoving me off the road. They’re making me pull over!”

  “Hang on!”

  “Meyer, are you there? There’s one in front, and I can’t get around him, and he’s slowing down and—”

  “Don’t let them pull you over! Don’t let—”

  The phone’s screen went black as Meyer was still fumbling with the cord and port.

  The call was broken, and Heather was gone.

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN

  Day Two, Evening

  Bowling Green, Ohio

  It was late.

  The roads were quiet, almost deserted. It reminded Piper of her youth, of open skies away from the bright lights of the big city. They’d skirted Toledo to the south and remained on two-lane country roads. The only real signs of activity they’d seen, save the scant illumination inside the living rooms of single houses, was a parking lot’s worth of lights on an artery called I-75. There were a few twinkles coming from the south that seemed to be a berg Piper had never heard of called Bowling Green. But otherwise they could have been anywhere.

  Piper was still in the left front seat, and Meyer was still in the right. If there was a need to take over manual driving, Meyer would have done it, but so far there hadn’t been, and they’d stayed put. Very little beyond polite, almost hushed requests had been said between the van’s occupants since Meyer’s phone had dropped Heather’s call. The ensuing silence seemed to be an unspoken moratorium, or a period of respect, like a moment of silence to honor the dead.

  Piper tried to make Meyer feel better. She told him that Heather had a gun. She had it cocked, armed, and ready. Meyer had done that much. Thank God that call had gone through. It was almost too good to be true, as if someone above had made it happen. They hadn’t kept the line open, but Meyer had told Heather what she needed to know. There wasn’t more he could have done, anyway. If the call hadn’t dropped when the phone died, it would have merely given them an auditory window into whatever happened next. It wouldn’t change a thing. Meyer couldn’t help any more than he already had.

  And there was an unspoken corollary to that, too — something Piper didn’t want to say aloud but that she hoped Meyer was aware enough to understand: Yes, they might have heard Heather’s victory over her pursuers. They might have heard her vanquish the bad guys and get away. But there was also a fair chance that they’d have heard her beaten, robbed, raped. Hearing that would do nobody any good, particularly her children. If bad things were destined to happen to Heather (and Piper did believe in destiny, whether she admitted it to Meyer or not), then it was best for those things to happen where no one could hear them. It sounded terrible, but it was true: if today was Heather’s day to die, it was best that she die alone.

  Meyer wouldn’t speak. He wouldn’t answer her well-meaning consolations. He stared out at the dark road, into the cone of the headlights, his square jaw set, his green eyes hard and forward. A tiny part of Piper was jealous of that stare: of her husband holding vigil for another woman. But that was selfish thinking, and the larger part of Piper knew better. Of course Meyer still loved Heather, in a way. They’d been together for long enough to have two children. They were still great friends. And although it hurt Piper deeply to think about it, she strongly suspected they weren’t as separate, romantically speaking, as they strictly should be. Meyer took a lot of business trips to LA, and he always came back with news of Heather for Trevor and Lila. She’d called his hotel once when he’d been on a trip, guiltily, knowing she should give him his privacy. The clerk had confirmed Meyer Dempsey’s reservation and rung her through to the room, but Meyer never answered despite her trying all night. She was sure he stayed with Heather. Or maybe that had just been petty jealousy talking and she should grow up. Be better than this.

  She looked over at him now, unsure whether she should take his hand, lean on his arm, or otherwise try and tell him that none of this was his fault. He hadn’t kept the phone plugged in, no. But he’d
shepherded them out of New York. He’d urged Heather out of Los Angeles. He’d even inadvertently managed to save Raj — and Piper was indeed beginning to suspect that was a “save” situation. She’d tried to keep the van radio off out of concern for frightening the kids, but she’d been surfing news on her tablet compulsively, and felt sure that Raj was in a better place now than he’d otherwise be. They all were.

  Las Vegas was burning, from one end of the Strip to the other.

  New York had decayed into riots. According to reports, about half of Manhattan’s power grid had failed. That fueled the riots further.

  The major cities had all reported looting, especially once night fell. There were a lot of people in those cities, and a lot of them had nothing more than a small home or apartment and barely enough food to get by. If the power failed and stayed off, it was only a matter of time before the water stopped flowing or became unsafe. Everyone wanted food; everyone wanted water; everyone wanted fuel. Those were the commodities people needed when the bedrock under their feet became uncertain, and it was plenty uncertain now. Some hoarded what they could. Others fought to take it away, to make sure that if only a few could survive as new supplies stopped circulating, they’d be among them.

  Haves versus have-nots, reduced to the level of eating or starving.

  And yet here they were, in their luxury van, touring the country in style. Despite seeing little to fear out here in America’s hinterlands, Piper couldn’t help but feel they were wearing an enormous target on their backs. Tomorrow would mark forty-eight hours since Astral had first seen the ships approaching. The resolution of the images the telescope continued to show (the government couldn’t stop them if it wanted; that particular cat was quite far out of the bag) only made the arriving objects seem that much more ominous. They were visible on some of the light telescopes now as recognizable objects, no longer relegated to blurry radio images. But even small and distant, the ships (if that’s what they were) were horrifyingly neutral. They weren’t all edges and turrets and flashing lights. They appeared to be perfectly round, perfectly smooth spheres — gray, if the colors on the distant images could be trusted.