Implants have been cunningly crafted to broadcast in a wide variety of typical human environments. However, a phenomenon similar to cell phone “drop out” can occur in dense urban areas where there are large concentrations of concrete and steel buildings, which block signals. This, of course, works to our advantage when we wish to conceal our location from our alien foes.
It is important to remember that there are few immediate, telltale signs that you have an alien implant. When you do have one, you won't “feel” any different. You won't set off shop checkout security alarms or start hearing radio broadcasts out of thin air. They are designed for long-term concealment and, in most cases, remain just that.
It is reasonable to assume that you have an implant if you have been abducted on one or more occasions. It is important that all implants (including decoy implants) are removed as soon as possible.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU HAVE AN ALIEN IMPLANT
1. DON'T PANIC. Unless aliens are in hot pursuit, there is generally no reason for immediate concern. Discovering an implant categorically proves that you have been abducted by aliens at some time in your life, and that you could again be taken at any time. Most people with alien implants have unknowingly had them for decades without any ill effect. Physiologically, they are no more dangerous than having a splinter. They should, however, be located and removed as soon as possible.
2. IF BEING PURSUED, SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. Signals from alien implants are incapable of penetrating through more than a few feet of soil. This makes subways, disused mines, sewers, and any other such subterranean tunnel ideal for short-term or long-term shelter. The shielding effect of soil has been known for many years and has been used to great effect by a large number of people seeking immediate respite from alien harassment. The real threat of any subterranean environment comes not from pursuing aliens, but from the environment itself. Venturing into disused mines and cave systems should only be attempted by those with suitable speleological experience and equipment.
FIGURE 2.4: Seek underground shelter when evading pursuit by aliens.
While hiding, remember:
You can be pursued by aliens for at least 300 feet within an underground cavern.
The deeper you hide, the better.
The underground system you have entered should have more than one exit point. The aliens could be waiting for you when you come out.
3. ONCE YOU'RE IN A SECURE ENVIRONMENT, CONDUCT A THOROUGH SELF-EXAMINATION. Examine your body for any unexplained scars. Entry wounds are usually very small and discreet, or not visible at all. Implants are generally no larger than a grain of rice and come in shapes ranging from triangular to spherical. They can be located anywhere in the body. Subcutaneous implants are most readily identifiable, often felt as a small lump under the skin. Many people with these implants may mistake them for a deep splinter that they never remember getting. Skin surface implants are generally close to incision points. These incision points may, however, be virtually invisible. Stouthearted individuals in a tight situation may attempt removal of superficial implants with implements they may have at hand, such as a pocketknife or nail clippers. Remember to sterilize your equipment thoroughly before self-operation and dress the wound upon completion. Deeper implants will not be detectable by a casual examination.
4. IF AVAILABLE, USE A HANDHELD METER. A gaussmeter is a handheld device used for measuring the intensity of magnetic fields. When used to scan your body, it may indicate any electromagnetic disruptions, thereby defining areas for closer examination. Stud finders have also been used in the field on a number of occasions to locate a variety of superficial implants. Both these meters are available at hardware stores.
5. CONSULT YOUR RADIOLOGIST. Book yourself an appointment for a full-body X-ray at the first opportunity. Some implants are located deep within the body and cannot be found by a superficial examination. Many implants are discovered by accident when radiologists have been X-raying for unrelated reasons. Most hosts are unaware that they have an implant.
FIGURE 2.5: A routine X-ray may reveal hidden alien implants.
6. SEEK MEDICAL HELP. Deep implants require surgical removal and a local or general anesthetic. Surgical procedures should only be carried out by trained professionals.
7. SEND REMOVED IMPLANTS OFF FOR ANALYSIS. When removed, the implant may be covered with a sticky, gray, fibrous membrane. Do not remove this membrane. Have your surgeon place the implant in a sterile container and send it off for chemical analysis. You should find the results very interesting — that is, if government agencies ever allow you to see them.
DOMESTIC SECURITY: PROTECTING YOUR HOME
Once you have mastered the personal skills required to block alien mind control, you must consider the defense of your own home. Statistics reveal that a growing number of abductions occur from personal dwellings. You may wonder if it is indeed possible to protect yourself within your home from these interstellar intruders. The answer is yes … to a degree.
Some are of the opinion that if aliens have traveled halfway across the galaxy to abduct us, then they are hardly likely to let a few bricks and a pane of glass stop them. This is not necessarily true. Contrary to popular mythology, aliens cannot materialize out of thin air in the middle of your living room. They cannot pass through walls or closed windows unscathed. You cannot be drawn up on a beam of light into their spacecraft. Aliens are bound by the same laws of physics that we are.
While at home, you have a tactical advantage: Nobody knows your home better than you do. All the necessary preparations can be made to preempt any incursion. Your home can be a place of refuge. Yet, your home need not be a fortress. A few simple precautions will greatly reduce the risk of waking up in the night with an alien squatting on your chest.
SECURING YOUR HOME
Although no home is absolutely secure from alien attack, there are some precautions that can reduce your vulnerability. These measures are not dissimilar to those recommended by police to protect your home from human intruders. Make sure you have:
Deadlocks on all external doors
Security bars on windows and doors
A high perimeter fence surrounding your property
Movement-activated external floodlights
Guard dogs
Tempered glass on all windows
A backup power supply
Electromagnetic Sensors
In addition to the tactics mentioned above, the most effective domestic early warning system is a network of electromagnetic sensors placed at strategic locations around your property. These sensors register fluctuations in electromagnetic radiation levels associated with the close proximity of alien spacecraft. When triggered, alarms will provide you with sufficient time to prepare for an attack. Sometimes just the sound of an alarm will deter an alien attack. However, do not assume this to always be the case. At the sound of an alarm, you may have less than thirty seconds to prepare. Always err on the side of caution.
In many cases, household pets may sense fluctuations in electromagnetic levels before electronic sensors will. Do not ignore abnormal behavior. If your dog suddenly goes quiet or disappears after a frenzy of barking, you know it's time to swing into action.
Emergency Evacuation Plan
Although the safest course of action during an alien attack is to barricade yourself in your home, it may be necessary under some circumstances to evacuate the building as quickly as possible. Situations in which this would be advised include fire, dangerous electromagnetic radiation levels, and being overrun by superior numbers of invading extraterrestrials. It is important that each household member has a thorough knowledge of evacuation procedures, and spontaneous evacuation drills should be conducted on a regular basis. Your procedure should be as routine as taking out the trash. Delegate specific tasks to individual family members. Remember, when outside, you and your family are easy targets. Always demonstrate extreme caution.
In a successful emergency evacuation plan, it is important that
each family member be aware of the following:
Exit points, both primary and alternate
Designated gathering point
Evacuation routes, both interior and exterior
Location of pre-packed survival kits
Location and training in a range of weapons
Techniques for deployment of decoys and booby traps
Audio-Morphic defense principles
Home Audio System
Your home audio system need not be the top of the range, but it must be reliable, easy to access, and able to be heard from all parts of your home. Audio-Phonic Resonance defense systems rely on a volume of 100 decibels or more to be effective against alien electroparalysis. Make sure your home audio system is capable of sustained play at this minimum level of volume. Anything less and you risk being just another warm slab of meat on a cold operating table.
Ensure that you have the AR Top Ten (see page 53) either on standby or within easy reach of your hi-fi system. It is a good idea to practice loading and playing the CD in the dark. You should be able to load and arm your hi-fi system within ten seconds. Make sure you have a backup power supply and electromagnetic radiation shielding for extra security.
SURVEYING THE SCENE: WARNING SIGNS AN ABDUCTION ATTEMPT IS IMMINENT
1. MISPLACED HOUSEHOLD ITEMS (ETA 2–3 WEEKS): Be alert if your TV remote control has been inexplicably moved, a pen has been mislaid, or only one sock returns from the washing machine. These could be signs of alien monitoring and surveillance; you could very well be on their abduction hit list. One or two isolated events should not be misconstrued as alien harassment, but disappearances on a regular basis cannot be ignored. Nothing is coincidental. Upgrade your security immediately.
2. PREMONITIONS (ETA 12–24 HOURS): If you've ever had a sense that someone is watching you, only to turn and see no one, you probably didn't look in the right direction — up. Don't believe those who say it's all just in your head. Your gut feeling is usually correct; someone is out to get you. Aliens have prospective victims under close surveillance for twenty-four to forty-eight hours prior to an abduction attempt. Be on high alert and implement your defensive action plan immediately.
3. UNUSUAL ANIMAL BEHAVIOR (ETA 15–20 MINUTES): Strange and erratic animal behavior prior to alien attacks has been observed in a wide variety of species, both domestic and wild, and is similar, in many respects, to unusual animal behavior before earthquakes. Anomalous behavior most often reported includes disorientation, fear, excitability, and frenzied vocalizations (e.g., barking) — or your pet simply heads for the hills. Animals have sensory abilities outside the range of human perception and are capable of detecting slight fluctuations in electromagnetic radiation caused by nearby alien spacecraft. Ignore these warnings at your peril.
4. ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE (ETA: 5–10 MINUTES): Do not adjust your set. The interference on your TV may not be poor reception, but a sign of imminent home invasion. The close proximity of alien spacecraft has been known to produce electrical disturbances and power outages. The general rule of thumb is that the closer they are, the greater the disruption will be. Take any perturbations in electrical supply or TV and radio reception as a sign that you should prepare for immediate action.
5. THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT (ETA: 1 MINUTE): Unexplained noises in your home could indicate that aliens have infiltrated your domestic security zone and are, at this very moment, creeping up your hallway toward your bedroom. Investigate all suspicious sounds, but remember to take the necessary precautions. Activate your audio system immediately and prepare for an attack.
6. PRESSURE ON YOUR CHEST AND COLD FINGERS AROUND YOUR NECK (ETA: NOW): When you awake from a deep sleep to find an alien squatting on your chest with its hands around your throat, you can safely say that you've missed some of the early warning signs or failed to take appropriate evasive action. Being groped by an alien is not a pleasant experience. One abductee described it as feeling like large spiders crawling across her body. Alien body temperature is about 40°F (4°C) cooler than our own, and their hands feel somewhat clammy to the touch.
Don't panic. By the time you finish reading this manual, you will have all the knowledge and training you need to handle the situation. Read faster, and prepare to kick some alien butt.
URBAN DEFENSE: PLAYING IT SAFE WHILE OUT AND ABOUT
The chance of being attacked by aliens increases by 76 percent the moment you step out your front door. It is not recommended that you isolate yourself from the rest of the world and adopt a siege mentality though. You must venture out in order to function as a productive member of society. Yet, it would be a mistake to think that just because you can't see aliens, they are not there. Here are some tips for improving your security while on the move.
Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Over the last twenty years, cell phones have developed from rare, bulky, and expensive pieces of equipment to mass-produced, low-cost personal consumer items. With more than 1.7 billion cell phones in the world, they have become a pervasive cultural phenomenon viewed as indispensable in today's technology-driven society.
It may come as a shock to many that recent studies conducted by the Lorenzo Institute in Milan have established a direct correlation between cell phone use and alien abduction.
Initially viewed by critics as merely coincidental, the rise in cell phone usage around the world has now been conclusively proven to parallel the dramatic increase in the number of alien abductions in recent years. It is estimated that cell phone use is growing globally at a rate of 40–50 percent per year, while abduction rates are increasing by a steady 35 percent per year. This research has also been used to help explain the imbalance that exists between abduction rates in developing nations and developed nations. As the personal use of cell phones increases in continents such as Africa and Asia, it is expected that we will witness a corresponding increase in alien activity. Statistical data has indicated that cell phone users are 345 times more likely to be abducted than non-cell phone users. Any use of your mobile phone, even just having it switched on in your pocket, may alert aliens to your exact location.
Consider that cell phones are no more than low-powered radio transceivers that use radio waves to transmit both oral communication and data. Aliens are capable of tapping into these weak electromagnetic signals and to pinpoint your exact location anywhere on the face of the Earth. Even when you have no signal on your cell phone, it continues to emit radio waves that can be traced by aliens. Each phone carries its own unique signature code that allows aliens monitoring the airwaves to distinguish your phone from any other on the planet. Phones are such personal items that they are rarely far from their owners' sides, which effectively makes them alien navigation beacons.
Global Population of Cell Phone Users (billion)
Remember: The only safe cell phone is one that is switched off.
Strength in Numbers
The vast majority of alien abductions take place in areas away from human settlement, such as backcountry roads, national parklands, isolated homesteads, or remote rural locations. You can significantly reduce your chance of being abducted by remaining in population-dense zones, such as large cities or towns.
Alien modus operandi is stealth. They must do everything in their power to observe and monitor human activity undetected. Urban areas are generally avoided by aliens because they dramatically increase the possibility of mass human detection. If their existence and presence is verified by the general population of our planet, then they have violated their prime directive. Play it safe; stay in town.
Never Travel Alone
It is a well-established fact that you significantly increase the chance of being abducted if you are alone or in a very small group. Few people have been abducted while in a group of three or more people. Aliens find it easier to select and capture individual targets.
Although much of our lives are spent in major urban centers, it is sometimes necessary to venture into the countryside. If y
ou must travel through isolated areas, it is essential that you never travel alone. Make sure that you have as many companions with you as possible; two other people are an absolute minimum. Never split up. If you are separated, it is far easier for the aliens to pick you off one by one.
The techniques of Audio-Phonic Resonance and Audio-Morphic Recall are also more effective in group situations. If one of your group members loses concentration or there is a mechanical problem with his or her MP3 player, you have some backup. Other members of your team can launch a counterattack and drag you away to a safe location.
Avoid High UFO-Traffic Areas
Restrict your travel through areas where UFOs have recently been active. Aliens tend to focus their attention on particular regions over a period of time. Monitor the radio and the Internet to stay up-to-date with regional developments and information on alien activity along your proposed route.
Only Travel During Daylight
Most UFO sightings and abductions occur at night. If you must travel alone or in a small group in isolated areas, you can significantly reduce the possibility of being abducted by making essential travel only during daylight hours. As more humans are active during the daytime, aliens reduce the possibility of detection by conducting most of their activities during the hours of darkness. That is not to say, however, that they are exclusively nocturnal. Their studies draw them out during daylight hours when the rewards justify the increased exposure.
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