Stripped Senseless

by Yvonne Leishman

  I decide to call up my good stripping buddy Eric. Eric is a private investigator in his day to day normal life. If anyone can help me sort this shit out it’s that guy. Eric is a shit hot private investigator, if you want to find someone that is virtually impossible to track down he is your man.

  I pull out my cell phone and find the contact information for Eric and hit dial. Eric answers on the third ring.

  “Yo bro what’s happening? You get laid yet?” Eric sniggers. His tact as ever is just impeccable.

  “Look Eric yes I did get laid and it was all kinds of fantastic but that is not the issue right now. I need your help big time. If ever there was a time to call in a favour from you now is that time.” I am talking at an incredibly fast rate, I need to get it all out, and I have no time to loose. I do not want to let fucking Pierce ruffle one hair on her head.

  “Look mate slow down what the hell has happened? You haven’t fucked her to death have you? I could personally think of no better way to go out. Death by creaming. God David I am one funny motherfucker.” Eric always laughs at his own jokes and usually I do too but now I am too stressed to even see straight.

  “Look Eric now is not the time for your stand-up comedian routine, ok? Tania has fucking disappeared and I am pretty sure she has been taken against her will. I have found a couple of clues that I am damn sure she has left behind on purpose for me to find. Can you help then?” God I hope he can time is of the fucking essence. The longer Tania is left with Pierce the longer she is at unnecessary risk.

  “Well why didn’t you bloody well say so fucktard? All I need is a name I can do the rest. Are you totally sure that the guy is responsible for taking Tania? There is no way it could have been someone else?” Eric enquires. God no I know for a given that the one that took Tania was Pierce. I saw that look in his eyes after I shattered his jaw. He conveyed a message that the issue wasn’t over not by a long shot. I should have taken this fucker more seriously, because now he has the most precious thing in my life. He has the upper hand for now, but when I do catch up with him, I am going to do more than break his fucking jaw.

  “No Eric it was definitely the bastard I am thinking of. I have never been more sure of anything. The name you are looking for is Pierce Bradshaw. I don’t know if he has previous or anything but I am hoping you can at least find me an address where I can track the fucker down.” This is going to be my first plan of action but I need to have that address like ten minutes ago.

  “Right dude I will boot up my computer and see what I can find on this douchebag. Give me a few secs.” Eric mutters whilst clicking away on his laptop computer.

  It is the longest two fucking minutes of my life. I want that address and I want it now.

  “Right David I have the address, I will text you it now, and you can get on your way to getting your girl back. And David be careful will you. You don’t know what this guy is capable of. If he has taken Tania then he is obviously unhinged. I still need my wingman, don’t want you to come to any harm either mate.” Eric states. That is the most concern Eric has ever shown towards me. He must realise that this is a matter of life and death now.

  My cell phone vibrates and I open the text message that Eric has sent. Right gotcha you bastard watch out I am going to fuck you up good and proper. You mess with me or mine and you will pay the price. I am so glad that Eric has come through for me, Tania means the world to me now and if all goes to plan I have every intention of making her mine forever.

  I find my jeep and jump in, I start the engine and fling it into reverse in record time. My tyres screech as I pull out of the underground garage, I am in no mood for driving carefully, the love of my life could be holding onto her life by the skin of her teeth.

  I make my way across town to where the shit stain lives. The drive seems to take me longer than I anticipated. I pass several cars as I speed through the interstate. I am going fast enough to warrant a police car chase but I honestly don’t give a shit I need to sort this crap out now. The longer it takes to reach Tania the more my thoughts are spiralling out of control, I need to get a handle on my emotions otherwise I will end up killing Pierce. The last thing I want for Tania is having me in prison for a murder charge.

  I finally pull up at Pierce’s, I take a few deep breathes to control myself and flex my knuckles. I didn’t realise I was gripping the steering wheel so hard, all the blood seems to have drained out of my hands. Shit, calm the hell down David. Yes this is important but you need to have a controlled head on you. Eric is right fuck knows what this guy has in mind or what he is capable of.

  I step out of my jeep and stare at the rundown house that stands in front of me. I take a deep breath, if only I had a weapon of some sort but I don’t so I am going to have to play this all by ear.

  Shitting Bollocks!

  Chapter 16

  I circle around the house weighing up the level of danger that may pose a threat to me breaking in. There seems to be no immediate threat just as that thought has escaped from my clogged up brain I hear the shouting and screaming of Tania. Shit that bastard had her all along. I fucking knew it!!

  I can’t afford to wait any longer by the sounds of it there is some serious shit going down in there. I run back towards the front entrance of the house and try the front door, but of course the door is locked. You stupid fucker why the hell would you actually think it was open.

  I ram the mahogany door in with my shoulder, the door was pretty fucked anyway so it didn’t take all my force to knock it off its hinges. I push my way past the broken door and rush into what looks like the lounge area of the house. There is no sign of them so I head through all the other downstairs rooms and I come up with the same thing, nothing. Suddenly, I hear the sound of heavy footsteps in what I can only assume is one of the bedrooms upstairs.

  I head for the stairs and take them two at a time. Once I get to the top I stop and glance ahead of me, just incase the bastard comes at me from behind or surprises me from somewhere. A door is slammed and its comes from the third bedroom on the left. I slowly inch closer and closer to the room in question. I am breathing heavily at this point as I really don’t know what I am going to do to get Tania back in my arms without this guy going all Norman Bates on us.

  I open the door very slowly whilst I take in the scene in front of me. There is no furniture in the room, and Tania is in the corner of the bedroom tied up with ropes and duct tape covering her mouth. That son of a bitch. There is no sign of Pierce but I know that he is in here, I heard him slam the door. I edge into the room and close the door behind me very quietly. Tania starts shaking her head viciously to indicate to me that he is in here and he wishes to hurt me. Well David it’s time to bring your game, Pierce is going to be very fucking sorry he fucked with me.

  Suddenly Pierce shoots out of a cupboard across the room, god he looks rough. He obviously hasn’t slept in days and has facial hair that hasn’t been shaved in at least five days. He comes directly at me, managing to get in a swift punch to the stomach and the jaw. I fall back onto one knee and grasp my stomach momentarily whilst I catch my breath. This guy means business today.

  “No you didn’t expect that did you pretty boy? Taking my girl away from me, not on my fucking time you don’t. I am in love with Tania and if some jock thinks he come along and just take her after two years then you have another thing coming.” Pierce laughs whilst he talks and I can tell that the guy has now gone postal. He is maniacal and he won’t stop at anything to keep Tania away from me. Shit what am I going to do?

  “Look Pierce I know you are angry about what happened but it wasn’t planned or anything. Nothing you do will change the fact that I love Tania and Tania loves me. Nothing will ever stand in the way of true love, you have to see that.” I really need to make my move now otherwise I am going to be dealing with a lunatic wanting to kill us both.

  I spring off my knees and give Pierce another smack in the jaw. Good that should break it again. I grab his arm and twist it up his ba
ck and tackle him to the floor. I place my foot on top of his head with just enough pressure to stop him from moving. I would love to do more to him but I can hear the approaching sirens of cop cars, great that must have been Eric calling them, the guy must really care.

  The cops rush up and take Pierce off my hands and ask me exactly what had happened here. I give them my version of events whilst one cop frees Tania. When I am finally finished with the cops both me and Tania are reunited. God it feels so good to finally have her back in my arms. I take her face in my hands and stare into her beautiful eyes.

  “Tania I have never been so scared in all my life when I realised that, that fucktard had taken you. Thanks baby for leaving those clues. If you hadn’t of left them behind I would of just thought that you had changed your mind about us.” I am at this moment so damn thankful to have her back and I know at this minute I want this woman to become my wife. I have never loved someone quite as much as this woman. I need to be able to protect her for as long as we both shall live.

  “Oh David thank you so much for saving me, Pierce said he loved me and that you didn’t deserve to have me. He called me a slut for dumping him for you. He had planned to kill me so that no-one else could have me either.” Tania has tears welling up in her eyes and I just want to kiss them away for her. Never again will anyone touch my woman ever again, she means too much to me.

  “Tania I know this is very soon and everything, but if today has taught me anything it is that life is too short. Tania would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? I love you with all my heart and I want to make us a permanent fixture. What do you say?” I speak so quickly so that I get all the words out before I chicken out of asking her. I am eagerly awaiting her reply.

  “David nothing would make me happier. You just know when it’s right don’t you? Now David we didn’t actually get to finish our little session off earlier, did we? So let’s head back to mine and we will fuck like little rabbits until sunrise. I want your big hard cock back inside me pronto!!”

  And with that we head home to make love like our lives depended upon it.

  ~The End~

  About the Author

  A little about me? Okay I Live in the highlands of Scotland, Yeah I know the most boring place on the planet. I love writing erotic stories, Love music just as much. I am a crazy, mad ass fan of Avenged Sevenfold (Yeah like mad fan girl crazy). I have a crazy 5 year old who just drives me insane. I am a hopeless romantic through and through. Want to know more contact me through twitter @xvonniexxx.