Castles, Kilts and Caresses

by Carmen Caine

  Cilla glanced at him, taking a closer look at the tweedy dual-rimmed cap with the telltale side flaps on a small table beside his chair.

  “The bird dive bombs him?”

  Aunt Birdie nodded. “He has, yes. That’s what bonxies do. They swoop down on anyone they view as a threat. Gregor” – she waved a hand as if to lighten the bird’s transgressions – “mostly just pecks at the colonel’s feet whenever he dares to go outside.”

  Cilla laughed. She couldn’t help it. “That’s why the colonel and Violet don’t get along?”

  “One reason, yes.” Aunt Birdie urged her forward. “The colonel can be difficult. He’s a bit particular. But come, meet everyone for yourself.”

  Before Cilla let her aunt pull her out of the shadows, she slid a glance at the window bay.

  There –she was sure - sat the only soul she really wanted to meet.

  Well, the only one she’d wish to meet if he were really there.

  But the shield was gone.

  And if he was still sitting there – or standing for all she knew – she couldn’t see him.

  Not even a dust mote stirred.

  She did see the drifting mist outside. It was thinning, though, and pale evening sun now glinted off the tall, many-paned windows. Her ghost wasn’t anywhere in sight. Instead, prisms of light slanted across the polished oaken floor and scattered tartan rugs.

  Through the windows, she caught glimpses of a paved terrace hemmed by an herbaceous border and a wide sweep of velvet-green lawn, the latter bounded by a dry-stone wall that looked to be smothered beneath a welter of climbing roses.

  Beyond the wall, rough slopes of heather and rock-strewn moors rolled steadily away toward the majestic Ben Loyal, the empty hills sparse save scattered thickets of yellow-blooming whin and broom.

  Cilla shivered.

  She didn’t know about horn-helmeted Vikings, but regardless of Uncle Mac’s opinion, she could well imagine other kinds of ghosts choosing such a wild and lonely landscape as their favorite haunting ground.

  Kilted ghosts, long disappeared from history, but still alive in the Celtic twilight.

  Her heart began to thump.

  She could almost see her hot-eyed Highlander ghost out there.

  Proud, daring, and take-her-breath-away handsome, he’d stride the hills, ever ready to blood his sword in the name of clan and glory.

  He’d also know how to turn a perfectly innocent bed of heather into a scene of such hot, ravishing seduction, the lucky woman he chose to devour would be left so sated and limp-limbed she wouldn’t be able to walk for a week.

  Oh, yes, she could well see him doing that.

  If he did it wearing his kilt, the lass might not ever recover.

  And she’d obviously let the library’s Highland flummery get to her.

  “The view can grab you, I know.” Aunt Cilla spoke right from her mind.

  Cilla started. “I-”

  She broke off when she caught a faint drift of sandalwood and musk coming from the window bay.

  He was back.

  For one tantalizing moment, she thought she saw him. All hot and sensual Highland male, his dark, heated gaze almost burning her. He sat perfectly still, his gold armband and the brass studs on his shield catching the light on the ancient glass panes.

  “Grab her, the curls o’ my beard!” Uncle Mac joined them and the image vanished. “She’s made of sterner stuff than to stand making moon eyes at the moors. Unlike-” he flashed a look at his wife – “some people I know.”

  A chorus of chortles echoed around the room as a handful of elderly heads bobbed agreement.

  Colonel Darling lifted his pipe. “Here, here!” he cried, a smoke wreath curling round his shining pate.

  Aunt Birdie only smiled. “Moon eyes, you say?” She tilted her fair head. “If it restores your good cheer to say so, dear, I’m all for it.”

  Uncle Mac met her calm with belligerence. “Any chieftain worth his salt would sour on hearing about Vikings tramping round in his peat banks.”

  “Viking ghosts,” Violet corrected.

  Ignoring her, Uncle Mac slung an arm around Cilla’s shoulders. “Come, those of you still wanting to harp on that string! Hear what my sensible young niece from America has to say about marauding Norsemen.”

  “Ahhh….” Cilla shot another glance at the windows. A cloud must’ve passed over the sun because the garden and rolling moorland beyond now stood in shadow. “I’m sure there are no ghostly Vikings out there.”

  It was the best she could do.

  She’d also spoken true. She was sure there weren’t any Vikings on the moors.

  Unfortunately, she really could imagine her kilted hottie out there. But no one needed to know that.

  “I’d think that if there were Viking ghosts about,” she added, just because Uncle Mac was still watching her from under his eyebrows, “they’d rather haunt the Northern Isles or the Hebrides, don’t you?”

  “Aye, they would!” Her uncle’s voice rang with triumph. “Shetland and Orkney is where they’d be. Sure as there’s dew on morning grass!”

  Rocking back on his heels, he curled his hands beneath his belt. “Folk in those isles are more Norse than Scottish, even today.”

  “Be that as it may” – Violet Manyweathers set down her teacup – “there were Vikings a-plenty in these parts.”

  Uncle Mac glared at her, tight-lipped.

  “Fool woman.” Colonel Darling gave her a look of palpable annoyance. “If they were here, they aren’t now.”

  “Say you.” The tiny woman held her ground. “They go rampaging over the moors almost every night, as I’ve been telling everyone for weeks.”

  “If there are such ghosts” – Honoria moved between them again, gliding forward to put a hand on Violet’s shoulder – “do you not think they’d be at Balnakeil, on the beach, rather than Dunroamin’s peat hags?”

  “Balnakeil?” Cilla looked from the housekeeper to her uncle. “Peat hag? Is that a witch?”

  Honoria answered her. “Balnakeil is a place and” – she kept her hand firmly on Violet’s shoulder – “a peat hag is a bog. It’s where we go to cut peat from the moor.”

  “Oh.” Cilla made a mental note to secure a Scots dictionary.

  “It’s where the bogles are.” The old dear with the cane looked her way. “Those are ghosts,” she added, turning her attention back to her roast beef and boiled potatoes.

  “Humph.” Uncle Mac scowled, his jaw more set than ever.

  Taking a step toward the semicircle of bright-eyed if elderly residents, he shook a finger at the diminutive female with a walking stick propped against her chair.

  “Dinnae you start down that road, as well, Flora Duthie,” he scolded. “Peat, plaid, and whisky is the true grit o’ any Heilander, with a touch o’ pipe skirl tossed in for good measure. But” – he snapped his brows together, fixing her with a scowl – “leave the Celtic whimsy to tourists and incomers soft-minded enough to buy into the like.”

  Flora Duthie popped a boiled potato into her mouth and frowned back at him.

  “Buy into?” She aimed her fork at a succulent slice of roast beef. “Centuries of believing in Highland magick cannae be so easily erased.”

  “Highland magick!” Uncle Mac poured himself poured himself a second dram. “Much as we at Dunroamin strive to live in the past” – he gulped down the whisky – “this is the twenty-first century.”

  “Then what’s with Balnakeil?” Cilla eyed him, some sixth sense warning her that the place was important.

  Proving it, he slapped down the dram glass and began pulling on his beard.

  He was clearly pretending not to have heard her.

  “A Viking grave was found there.” Aunt Birdie enlightened her. “Not all that long ago either. The discovery was quite by accident, the burial site only revealed when storm winds shifted a sand dune. It was a boy’s grave, but filled with all manner of Norse goods.”

  A chill slid down C
illa’s spine.

  She rubbed her arms. “So there were Vikings here?”

  “Balnakeil is at Durness.” Uncle Mac remained stubborn. “Miles away around the whole of Loch Eriboll and nigh to Cape Wrath.”

  “You’re after saying that makes a difference?” Violet sat up straighter. On her lap, Leo barked. “The distance between here and Balnakeil Bay – or anywhere - didn’t matter to the poor souls who’ve left Dunroamin.”

  She leaned back in her chair, stroking the dachshund’s ears. “They knew something strange was-”

  “Perhaps they left because of your pesky skua?” Colonel Darling waved his pipe at her. “That bird will be the reason and not ghostly bands of yelling Vikings.”

  “Every resident who left saw them.” Violet rested her case. “They told me so.”

  “They told me as well.” Uncle Mac swelled his chest. “That doesn’t mean they weren’t seeing bog mist.”

  He turned to Cilla. “You Yanks call it swamp gas, I’m thinking?”

  She nodded, scarce hearing him.

  The shield was back.

  This time it was floating in front of the windows, as if someone held it at waist level or lower as they paced.

  Cilla swallowed, her eyes widening.

  Around her, voices rose and fell as her aunt and uncle and Dunroamin’s residents argued about Viking ghosts and the likelihood – or not - of them haunting Uncle Mac’s peat banks. The words soon became an indistinguishable buzz, the rush of her own pulse in her ears blotting the din.

  No one else seemed to see the shield.

  She couldn’t take her eyes off it.

  Nor could she deny that the library no longer smelled of just wood smoke and lemon polish, old books, and leather, but overwhelmingly of sandalwood and musk.

  And not just a faint whiff clinging to the window bay.

  O-o-oh, no.

  Heady, rich, and darkly masculine, the scent surrounded her. Pervading the air, its spicy manliness seduced. Once again she felt strong, powerful arms closing around her. She remembered, too, the hardness of a plaid-draped muscled chest and the grip of capable hands holding her firm.

  Long manly fingers splayed a tad too intimately across her hip.

  Her face flamed. Everyone knew what they said about men with long, well-formed fingers.

  She bit her lip.

  Whether it meant she was going around the bend or not, the thought of the hot-eyed kiltie’s hands set more butterflies flittering in her belly than Grant A. Hughes III had ever given her.

  Him and every other boyfriend she’d known.

  She drew a tight breath. Then she willed the ghost – or whatever he was - to show himself along with his infernal shield.

  But if he even was the one holding it, he remained invisible.

  Temptingly close but out of her grasp.

  Then the shield vanished as quickly as it’d appeared, almost as if it’d been whisked out of thin air.

  His luscious scent evaporated, too. Disappearing as if she’d imagined it.

  She angled her head and tried to sniff as discreetly as possible – only to have Flora Duthie cane her way over to her, offering an orange blossom-scented, lace-edged hanky.

  “Here, my dear.” The woman’s rheumy eyes brimmed with understanding. “It’s a cold, wet summer, just,” she observed, nodding sagely. “I, too, have the bug.”

  Cilla took the blessedly clean-looking handkerchief and mumbled thanks.

  Not that she’d registered half of what the old woman had said.

  In the moment she’d hobbled up to Cilla, something in the library shifted. A there one minute, gone the next whoosh of cold air where there should have been none, next to the fireplace.

  Or simply a shivering across her soul, a sifting of time and space no one else noticed.

  Then that sensation, too, was gone.

  What remained was the reckless knowledge that she didn’t want him to go.

  Ghost, product of jetlag, victim of a plight such as Margaret MacDonald’s or whatever, he excited her more than he could ever frighten her.

  Not that she cared to admit anything so unwise. So she did what she could do.

  She frowned.

  Best to push such thoughts from her mind before they became too dangerous. Thinking about the hot Scot’s big, strong hands, and what they could do to her, was already way too tempting.

  ***

  Over by the Jacobean window bay, Bran of Barra grinned.

  “Heigh-ho!” He waved Hardwick’s shield above his head, his eyes dancing with merriment. “I thought you were done with this thing?”

  Hardwick ignored his question. “I thought you went back to your island keep?”

  “Eh?” Bran feigned astonishment. “Why should I hie myself home to Barra and miss all the fun here? Besides, I’m thinking you need someone to look out for you.”

  Hardwick snorted. “Were that so, you can be sure it wouldn’t be you.”

  “Hah! You ought to count your blessings I deigned to come see you.”

  Hardwick gave his longtime friend and sometimes nemesis a pointed look.

  “I came here to get away from my old life,” he said, trying not to let his annoyance show.

  Or that he really was glad-hearted for Bran’s jovial company.

  “You mean your afterlife.” Bran raised his arms above his head and cracked his knuckles. “We ghosties do have our limitations.”

  Hardwick glared at him, his gladness fading.

  “Glower all you will.” Bran lowered his arms. “I say your wits have left you.”

  “I’ve only lost that which has plagued me for centuries.” Hardwick brushed at his sleeve. “There’s naught wrong with my wits.”

  Bran arched a brow.

  “Say you? That’s twice now you’ve kept yourself invisible but forgot to cloak your shield.” He leapt backwards when Hardwick tried to snatch it from him. “You should be more careful. The lass can see you.”

  “She saw you, too.” Hardwick pretended to examine his knuckles, then whirled to grab his shield.

  Success his, he flashed a smile. “You should learn to watch for feints. For a Hebridean chieftain, you’re slow on your reflexes.”

  Bran laughed. “Because I am such a great chieftain indeed, I have no need of sharp reflexes.” Eyes twinkling, he leaned close. “Did you no’ ken, Seagrave, that I’m so feared, there isnae a soul in all broad Scotland daring enough to sail to Barra to challenge me!”

  “This isnae your Barra.”

  “To be sure, it isnae.” Bran’s blue gaze shifted, latching onto the delectable rounds of Cilla Swanner’s buttocks. “I dinnae think I’ve e’er enjoyed such a sweetmeat in my bed. Er” – he coughed, then pounded his chest with a balled fist – “in my hall.”

  “You frightened her.” Hardwick took hold of his friend’s bearded chin and angled his head away from the girl. “If she didnae see you, she sensed you and felt ill at ease. Have a care that doesnae happen again.” Hardwick let his tone carry a bit of steel. “I’ll be watching you, be warned.”

  “Hah! I knew that was the way the cat jumped.” Bran’s face split in a grin. “But I’ll no’ believe I scared her, handsome lad that I am. Now yourself-”

  “What she thinks of me scarce matters.” Hardwick tightened his grip on his shield. “She means even less to me, much as I’d like to see her gone.”

  Bran applied himself to smoothing the folds of his plaid, his lips twitching. “You’ve a strange way o’ showing indifference.”

  Hardwick harrumphed.

  His friend – if he was even wont to still consider him one – clapped him on the shoulder. “Dinnae mind me,” the lout said, smiling cheerily. “Seeing as I’ve yet to lose my heart, I shouldn’t speak in judgment.”

  “Nae, you shouldn’t.” Hardwick turned toward the windows and assumed a casual stance, his gaze on the rolling moorland beyond the garden wall.

  Across the library, gasps and disgruntled murmurings rose a
t something one of the graybeards said, and Hardwick’s frown returned.

  He wasn’t at all pleased by the things he’d heard since following Cilla into the plaid-festooned room.

  Dunroamin’s troubles were not his own.

  He shouldn’t get involved.

  “If you’re truly wishing to see her gone,” Bran spoke from beside him, “perhaps one of the raiding Norsemen will take her off your hands. They’re known to favor blue-eyed flaxen haired wenches.”

  Hardwick slid him a disgusted look.

  Bran shrugged. “The gel does have the look o’ the North about her.”

  “And you have the clapper tongue of an old woman.” Hardwick glared at him. “Dinnae tempt me to cut it from you!”

  “Och, but you wound me.” Bran laughed.

  Looking anything but offended, he plucked a cup of ale out of the air and took a long swallow. “I only sought to ease your mind since the lass clearly occupies it. If the Vikings snatched her-”

  “There aren’t any Vikings here.”

  “So you say.”

  “So I know.” Hardwick turned his attention back on the thin mist drifting across the moors. “Think you I wouldn’t have noticed them?”

  “Yon graybeards think they’re here.” Bran dropped onto a window seat and stretched out his legs, crossing them at the ankles. “Did you not know the folk here have been fashing about the like?”

  “Nae, I didn’t know.” Hardwick didn’t bother to keep the annoyance out of his voice. He’d been keeping an eye out for sag-breasted, knotty-fingered hell hags, not Vikings. “I haven’t heard them speak of it until now. I’m a ghost no’ a mind reader.”

  “There does appear to be trouble afoot here. If I were you, I’d-”

  “And if I were you” – Hardwick spun around to face him – “I’d no’ be getting so comfortable on that window seat. Isn’t it about time you take yourself back to the lovelies whiling their time at your keep?”

  Bran grinned.

  Then he lifted his ale cup to his lips, sipping with deliberate leisure. “As you well know, my men and those who deign to visit my hall are more than able to see to the needs of my female guests.”

  Hardwick scowled at him.