The Little Sister

by Raymond Chandler

  “Please do,” Miss Grady told him. “I’ll get it to him somehow.”

  “Tell him with my love that he is a dirty polecat.”

  “Make it skunk, darling,” she said. “He doesn’t know any English words.”

  “Make it skunk and double skunk,” Fortescue told her. “With a slight added nuance of sulphurated hydrogen and a very cheap grade of whore-house perfume.” He adjusted his hat and gave his profile the once over in a mirror. “I now bid you good morning and to hell with Sheridan Ballou, Incorporated.”

  The tall actor stalked out elegantly, using his cane to open the door.

  “What’s the matter with him?” I asked.

  She looked at me pityingly. “Billy Fortescue? Nothing’s the matter with him. He isn’t getting any parts so he comes in every day and goes through that routine. He figures somebody might see him and like it.”

  I shut my mouth slowly. You can live a long time in Hollywood and never see the part they use in pictures.

  Miss Vane appeared through the inner door and made a chin-jerk at me. I went in past her. “This way. Second on the right.” She watched me while I went down the corridor to the second door which was open. I went in and closed the door.

  A plump white-haired Jew sat at the desk smiling at me tenderly. “Greetings,” he said. “I’m Moss Spink. What’s on the thinker, pal? Park the body. Cigarette?” He opened a thing that looked like a trunk and presented me with a cigarette which was not more than a foot long. It was in an individual glass tube.

  “No thanks,” I said. “I smoke tobacco.”

  He sighed. “All right. Give. Let’s see. Your name’s Marlowe. Huh? Marlowe. Marlowe. Have I ever heard of anybody named Marlowe?”

  “Probably not,” I said. “I never heard of anybody named Spink. I asked to see a man named Ballou. Does that sound like Spink? I’m not looking for anybody named Spink. And just between you and me, the hell with people named Spink.”

  “Anti-Semitic huh?” Spink said. He waved a generous hand on which a canary-yellow diamond looked like an amber traffic light. “Don’t be like that,” he said. “Sit down and dust off the brains. You don’t know me. You don’t want to know me. O. K. I ain’t offended. In a business like this you got to have somebody around that don’t get offended.”

  “Ballou,” I said.

  “Now be reasonable, pal. Sherry Ballou’s a very busy guy. He works twenty hours a day and even then he’s way behind schedule. Sit down and talk it out with little Spinky.”

  “You’re what around here?” I asked him.

  “I’m his protection, pal. I gotta protect him. A guy like Sherry can’t see everybody. I see people for him. I’m the same as him—up to a point you understand.”

  “Could be I’m past the point you’re up to,” I said.

  “Could be,” Spink agreed pleasantly. He peeled a thick tape off an aluminum individual cigar container, reached the cigar out tenderly and looked it over for birthmarks. “I don’t say not. Why not demonstrate a little? Then we’ll know. Up to now all you’re doing is throwing a line. We get so much of that in here it don’t mean a thing to us.”

  I watched him clip and light the expensive-looking cigar. “How do I know you wouldn’t double-cross him?” I asked cunningly.

  Spink’s small tight eyes blinked and I wasn’t sure but that there were tears in them. “Me cross Sherry Ballou?” he asked brokenly in a hushed voice, like a six-hundred-dollar funeral. “Me? I’d sooner double-cross my own mother.”

  “That doesn’t mean anything to me either,” I said. “I never met your mother.”

  Spink laid his cigar aside in an ash tray the size of a bird bath. He waved both his arms. Sorrow was eating into him. “Oh pal. What a way to talk,” he wailed. “I love Sherry Ballou like he was my own father. Better. My father—well, skip it. Come on, pal. Be human. Give with a little of the old trust and friendliness. Spill the dirt to little Spinky, huh?”

  I drew an envelope from my pocket and tossed it across the desk to him. He pulled the single photograph from it and stared at it solemnly. He laid it down on the desk. He looked up at me, down at the photo, up at me. “Well,” he said woodenly, in a voice suddenly empty of the old trust and friendliness he had been talking about. “What’s it got that’s so wonderful?”

  “Do I have to tell you who the girl is?”

  “Who’s the guy?” Spink snapped.

  I said nothing.

  “I said who’s the guy?” Spink almost yelled at me. “Cough up, mug. Cough up.”

  I still didn’t say anything. Spink reached slowly for his telephone, keeping his hard bright eyes on my face.

  “Go on. Call them,” I said. “Call downtown and ask for Lieutenant Christy French in the homicide bureau. There’s another boy that’s hard to convince.”

  Spink took his hand off the phone. He got up slowly and went out with the photograph. I waited. Outside on Sunset Boulevard traffic went by distantly, monotonously. The minutes dropped silently down a well. The smoke of Spink’s freshly lit cigar played in the air for a moment, then was sucked through the vent of the air-conditioning apparatus. I looked at the innumerable inscribed photos on the walls, all inscribed to Sherry Ballou with somebody’s eternal love. I figured they were back numbers if they were in Spink’s office.

  EIGHTEEN

  After a while Spink came back and gestured to me. I followed him along the corridor through double doors into an anteroom with two secretaries. Past them towards more double doors of heavy black glass with silver peacocks etched into the panels. As we neared the doors they opened of themselves.

  We went down three carpeted steps into an office that had everything in it but a swimming pool. It was two stories high, surrounded by a balcony loaded with book shelves. There was a concert grand Steinway in the corner and a lot of glass and bleached-wood furniture and a desk about the size of a badminton court and chairs and couches and tables and a man lying on one of the couches with his coat off and his shirt open over a Charvet scarf you could have found in the dark by listening to it purr. A white cloth was over his eyes and forehead and a lissome blond girl was wringing out another in a silver bowl of ice water at a table beside him.

  The man was a big shapely guy with wavy dark hair and a strong brown face below the white cloth. An arm dropped to the carpet and a cigarette hung between fingers, wisping a tiny thread of smoke.

  The blond girl changed the cloth deftly. The man on the couch groaned. Spink said: “This is the boy, Sherry. Name of Marlowe.”

  The man on the couch groaned. “What does he want?”

  Spink said: “Won’t spill.”

  The man on the couch said: “What did you bring him in for then? I’m tired.”

  Spink said: “Well you know how it is, Sherry. Sometimes you kind of got to.”

  The man on the couch said: “What did you say his beautiful name was?”

  Spink turned to me. “You can tell us what you want now. And make it snappy, Marlowe.”

  I said nothing.

  After a moment the man on the couch slowly raised the arm with the cigarette at the end of it. He got the cigarette wearily into his mouth and drew on it with the infinite languor of a decadent aristocrat moldering in a ruined chteau.

  “I’m talking to you pal,” Spink said harshly. The blonde changed the cloth again, looking at nobody. The silence hung in the room as acrid as the smoke of the cigarette. “Come on, lug. Snap it up.”

  I got one of my Camels out and lit it and picked out a chair and sat down. I stretched my hand out and looked at it. The thumb twitched up and down slowly every few seconds.

  Spink’s voice cut into this furiously: “Sherry don’t have all day, you.”

  “What would he do with the rest of the day?” I heard myself asking. “Sit on a white satin couch and have his toenails gilded?”

  The blonde turned suddenly and stared at me. Spink’s mouth fell open. He blinked. The man on the couch lifted a slow hand to the corner of t
he towel over his eyes. He removed enough so that one seal-brown eye looked at me. The towel fell softly back into place.

  “You can’t talk like that in here,” Spink said in a tough voice.

  I stood up. I said: “I forgot to bring my prayer book. This is the first time I knew God worked on commission.”

  Nobody said anything for a minute. The blonde changed the towel again.

  From under it the man on the couch said calmly: “Get the Jesus out of here, darlings. All but the new chum.”

  Spink gave me a narrow glare of hate. The blonde left silently.

  Spink said: “Why don’t I just toss him out on his can?”

  The tired voice under the towel said: “I’ve been wondering about that so long I’ve lost interest in the problem. Beat it.”

  “Okay, boss,” Spink said. He withdrew reluctantly. He paused at the door, gave me one more silent snarl and disappeared.

  The man on the couch listened to the door close and then said: “How much?”

  “You don’t want to buy anything.”

  He pushed the towel off his head, tossed it to one side and sat up slowly. He put his bench-made pebble-grain brogues on the carpet and passed a hand across his forehead. He looked tired but not dissipated. He fumbled another cigarette from somewhere, lit it and stared morosely through the smoke at the floor.

  “Go on,” he said.

  “I don’t know why you wasted all the build-up on me,” I said, “But I credit you with enough brains to know you couldn’t buy anything, and know it would stay bought.”

  Ballou picked up the photo that Spink had put down near him on a long low table. He reached out a languid hand. “The piece that’s cut out would be the punch line, no doubt,” he said.

  I got the envelope out of my pocket and gave him the cut out corner, watched him fit the two pieces together. “With a glass you can read the headline,” I said.

  “There’s one on my desk. Please.”

  I went over and got the magnifying glass off his desk. “You’re used to a lot of service, aren’t you, Mr. Ballou?”

  “I pay for it.” He studied the photograph through the glass and sighed. “Seems to me I saw that fight. They ought to take more care of these boys.”

  “Like you do of your clients,” I said.

  He laid down the magnifying glass and leaned back to stare at me with cool untroubled eyes.

  “That’s the chap that owns The Dancers. Name’s Steelgrave. The girl is a client of mine, of course.” He made a vague gesture towards a chair. I sat down in it. “What were you thinking of asking, Mr. Marlowe?”

  “For what?”

  “All the prints and the negative. The works.”

  “Ten grand,” I said, and watched his mouth. The mouth smiled, rather pleasantly.

  “It needs a little more explanation, doesn’t it? All I see is two people having lunch in a public place. Hardly disastrous to the reputation of my client. I assume that was what you had in mind.”

  I grinned. “You can’t buy anything, Mr. Ballou. I could have had a positive made from the negative and another negative from the positive. If that snap is evidence of something, you could never know you had suppressed it.”

  “Not much of a sales talk for a blackmailer,” he said, still smiling.

  “I always wonder why people pay blackmailers. They can’t buy anything. Yet they do pay them, sometimes over and over and over again. And in the end are just where they started.”

  “The fear of today,” he said, “always overrides the fear of tomorrow. It’s a basic fact of the dramatic emotions that the part is greater than the whole. If you see a glamour star on the screen in a position of great danger, you fear for her with one part of your mind, the emotional part. Notwithstanding that your reasoning mind knows that she is the star of the picture and nothing very bad is going to happen to her. If suspense and menace didn’t defeat reason, there would be very little drama.”

  I said: “Very true, I guess,” and puffed some of my Camel smoke around.

  His eyes narrowed a little. “As to really being able to buy anything, if I paid you a substantial price and didn’t get what I bought, I’d have you taken care of. Beaten to a pulp. And when you got out of the hospital, if you felt agressive enough, you could try to get me arrested.”

  “It’s happened to me,” I said. “I’m a private eye. I know what you mean. Why are you talking to me?”

  He laughed. He had a deep pleasant effortless laugh. “I’m an agent, sonny. I always tend to think traders have a little something in reserve. But we won’t talk about any ten grand. She hasn’t got it. She only makes a grand a week so far. I admit she’s very close to the big money, though.”

  “That would stop her cold,” I said, pointing to the photo. “No big money, no swimming pool with underwater lights, no platinum mink, no name in neons, no nothing. All blown away like dust.”

  He laughed contemptuously.

  “Okay if I show this to the johns down town, then?” I said.

  He stopped laughing. His eyes narrowed. Very quietly he asked:

  “Why would they be interested?”

  I stood up. “I don’t think we’re going to do any business, Mr Ballou. And you’re a busy man. I’ll take myself off.”

  He got up off the couch and stretched, all six feet two of him. He was a very fine hunk of man. He came over and stood close to me. His seal-brown eyes had little gold flecks in them. “Let’s see who you are, sonny.”

  He put his hand out. I dropped my open wallet into it. He read the photostat of my license, poked a few more things out of the wallet and glanced at them. He handed it back.

  “What would happen, if you did show your little picture to the cops?”

  “I’d first of all have to connect it up with something they’re working on—something that happened in the Van Nuys Hotel yesterday afternoon. I’d connect it up through the girl—who won’t talk to me—that’s why I’m talking to you.”

  “She told me about it last night,” he sighed.

  “Told you how much?” I asked.

  “That a private detective named Marlowe had tried to force her to hire him, on the ground that she was seen in a downtown hotel inconveniently close to where a murder was committed.”

  “How close?” I asked.

  “She didn’t say.”

  “Nuts she didn’t.”

  He walked away from me to a tall cylindrical jar in the corner. From this he took one of a number of short thin malacca canes. He began to walk up and down the carpet, swinging the cane deftly past his right shoe.

  I sat down again and killed my cigarette and took a deep breath. “It could only happen in Hollywood,” I grunted.

  He made a neat about turn and glanced at me. “I beg your pardon.”

  “That an apparently sane man could walk up and down inside the house with a Piccadilly stroll and a monkey stick in his hand.”

  He nodded. “I caught the disease from a producer at MGM. Charming fellow. Or so I’ve been told.” He stopped and pointed the cane at me. “You amuse the hell out of me, Marlowe. Really you do. You’re so transparent. You’re trying to use me for a shovel to dig yourself out of a jam.”

  “There’s some truth in that. But the jam I’m in is nothing to the jam your client would be in if I hadn’t done the thing that put me in the jam.”

  He stood quite still for a moment. Then he threw the cane away from him and walked over to a liquor cabinet and swung the two halves of it open. He poured something into a couple of pot-bellied glasses. He carried one of them over to me. Then went back and got his own. He sat down with it on the couch.

  “Armagnac,” he said. “If you knew me, you’d appreciate the compliment. This stuff is pretty scarce. The Krauts cleaned most of it out. Our brass got the rest. Here’s to you.”

  He lifted the glass, sniffed and sipped a tiny sip. I put mine down in a lump. It tasted like good French brandy.

  Ballou looked shocked. “My God, you si
p that stuff, you don’t swallow it whole.”

  “I swallow it whole,” I said, “Sorry. She also told you that if somebody didn’t shut my mouth, she would be in a lot of trouble.”

  He nodded.

  “Did she suggest how to go about shutting my mouth?”

  “I got the impression she was in favor of doing it with some kind of heavy blunt instrument. So I tried out a mixture of threat and bribery. We have an outfit down the street that specializes in protecting picture people. Apparently they didn’t scare you and the bribe wasn’t big enough.”

  “They scared me plenty,” I said. “I damn near fanned a Luger at them. That junky with the .45 puts on a terrific act. And as for the money not being big enough, it’s all a question of how it’s offered to me.”

  He sipped a little more of his Armagnac. He pointed at the photograph lying in front of him with the two pieces fitted together.

  “We got to where you were taking that to the cops. What then?”

  “I don’t think we got that far. We got to why she took this up with you instead of with her boy friend. He arrived just as I left. He has his own key.”

  “Apparently she just didn’t.” He frowned and looked down into his Armagnac.

  “I like that fine,” I said. “I’d like it still better if the guy didn’t have her doorkey.”

  He looked up rather sadly. “So would I. So would we all. But show busines has always been like that—any kind of show business. If these people didn’t live intense and rather disordered lives, if their emotions didn’t ride them too hard—well, they wouldn’t be able to catch those emotions in flight and imprint them on a few feet of celluloid or project them across the footlights.”

  “I’m not talking about her love life,” I said. “She doesn’t have to shack up with a redhot.”

  “There’s no proof of that, Marlowe.”

  I pointed to the photograph. “The man that took that is missing and can’t be found. He’s probably dead. Two other men who lived at the same address are dead. One of them was trying to peddle those pictures just before he got dead. She went to his hotel in person to take delivery. So did whoever killed him. She didn’t get delivery and neither did the killer. They didn’t know where to look.”