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Off The Main Sequence

Page 95

by Robert A. Heinlein


  My eye fell on “The By-Laws of Time," over my bed:

  Never Do Yesterday What Should be Done Tomorrow.

  If At Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.

  A Stitch in Time Saves Nine Billion.

  A Paradox May be Paradoctored.

  It is Earlier When You Think.

  Ancestors Are Just People.

  Even Jove Nods.

  They didn’t inspire me the way they had when I was a recruit; thirty subjective years of time-jumping wears you down. I undressed and when I got down to the hide I looked at my belly. A Caesarian leaves a big scar but I’m so hairy now that I don’t notice it unless I look for it.

  Then I glanced at the ring on my finger.

  The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever … I know where I came from — but where did all you zombies come from?

  I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did it once — and you all went away.

  So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light.

  You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me — Jane — here alone in the dark.

  I miss you dreadfully!

  The End

 

 

 


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