Hell to Heaven

by Kylie Chan

  Simone put her hand out towards him. ‘I think you can choose between me and the snake lady, who loves you just as much as I do.’

  He shoved his forehead into her hand. ‘Then I choose you, ‘cause I really like you.’

  She bowed her head as she stroked his ears. ‘My name’s Simone.’

  He licked her hand again. ‘I don’t have a name.’ He dropped his head and eyed her shyly. ‘Can you give me a name? I’d really like that.’

  ‘I’ll have to think of something that’s as impressive and handsome as you are,’ she said. ‘I can’t just call you Freddo Frog or anything.’

  ‘Freddo Frog! I love that!’ He gambolled around the stall, flicking his tail. ‘I’m Freddo Frog, the wonder horse. I belong to Simonny, the wonder girl!’ He turned to her and reared, then dropped and kicked out his tiny back feet. ‘Freddo Frog and Simonny!’

  Simone fell to sit on the straw, hysterical with laughter. Freddo lay down next to her and rested his head in her lap, gazing up at her. ‘Thank you, Simonny.’

  She cupped his head with both hands. ‘You’re welcome, Freddo. Can I come and visit you every day?’

  ‘I’d like that,’ he said.

  Sorry, Simone mouthed to Miss Ling over the top of his head. She switched to silent speech. You should choose a stud name for him; you can’t call him Freddo Frog!

  ‘Ling’s Golden Freddo (DX) it is,’ Miss Ling said.

  ‘DX?’ Simone said.

  ‘It’s an indicator we put at the end of the stud name to show demonic offspring,’ Miss Ling said. She turned to me. ‘What does Freddo Frog mean anyway?’

  ‘It’s a small chocolate bar that you can buy in Australia,’ I said. ‘Simone loves them.’

  Ling gestured with her head towards Simone and Freddo. ‘I think this is love as well.’

  ‘You have to go back to school, you know that, Simone,’ I said.

  Freddo popped up onto his feet again, excited. ‘Can I come with you?’ He stamped his hooves and looked from me to Simone. ‘Can I?’

  ‘Your mummy won’t be able to come with us,’ Simone said. ‘You should stay with her here—she has good milk for you to grow big and strong.’

  ‘Oh yeah,’ Freddo said, eyes wide. ‘I’m hungry!’

  ‘Oh, he’s definitely your horse,’ I said to Simone as Freddo started nursing again.

  Simone rose and brushed off the sawdust. ‘You don’t mind, Emma?’

  I moved back as Miss Ling let Simone out of the stall. ‘Not at all. He’s perfect for you; a steed fit for a princess.’

  Freddo stopped feeding and turned to look at us. ‘You’re going, Simonny?’

  ‘You eat and then have a big sleep so you have lots of energy when we play tomorrow,’ Simone said.

  ‘Okay!’ Freddo returned to his mother, his tail frantically waving as he sucked.

  ‘We need to get back to the palace, I have one more hearing,’ I said. I bowed my head to Ling and Toi. ‘Please, if there is anything you need that I can help with, do not hesitate to contact myself, Ming Gui or Yue Gui.’

  Ling and Toi bowed, their hands held formally at their waists. ‘We appreciate your time and presence, my Lady,’ Ling said, ‘and look forward to serving you in future.’

  Simone put her arm around my neck as we made our way back to the car. ‘Let’s have lunch with Martin and Yue Gui before I go back to school,’ she said. ‘Five dollars says Martin tells the story about the archery contest again.’

  ‘You’re on,’ I said. ‘He only told that one yesterday, no way would he think to bore us with it again.’

  Simone grinned. ‘Five bucks, all mine. I’m rich!’

  CHAPTER 6

  Sang Shen entered the courtroom accompanied by his mother, Yue Gui—Simone’s older sister—and a single demon servant. The Blue Dragon was attended by five lithe young women in multi-layered Ming robes. Both Sang Shen and the Dragon stepped forward, kneeled and saluted me, then rose again.

  ‘Sang Shen,’ I said.

  Sang Shen saluted. ‘This humble Shen is present and honoured.’

  ‘Qing Long.’

  The Dragon glared at me with his turquoise eyes, flicked his long hair over his shoulder and gracefully saluted. ‘This…’ I watched with amusement as the words stuck in his throat. ‘This humble Shen is present and honoured.’

  ‘The applicant will present his case,’ I said.

  Sang Shen gestured towards his demon servant and the servant passed him a scroll. He opened it and read aloud: ‘This humble tree Shen provides mulberry leaves whose quality and purity are unmatched on any Plane. Since this Shen’s death sentence was suspended, and the Heavens have been rejuvenated by your own most wise and generous self, his leaves have become even richer and more beneficial, and the silk produced by worms fed on these leaves is unparalleled in quality, the finest silk that has ever come out of the East.’

  ‘That’s because it’s the East,’ the Dragon said under his breath.

  ‘The respondent will remain silent until given leave to speak,’ I said with relish.

  The Dragon flicked his long hair again and subsided.

  ‘This tree Shen therefore has raised the price of his leaves accordingly.’ Sang Shen closed the scroll with a snap. ‘If the buyer does not wish to pay the premium, then the buyer may look elsewhere.’

  ‘Bluff,’ the Dragon said.

  ‘You were warned,’ I said.

  The Dragon bowed gracefully to me, making a point of bowing low.

  ‘You may state your case,’ I said to him.

  ‘This is extortion,’ the Dragon said. ‘The leaves are not worth this amount. This criminal is still being held at your pleasure, ma’am, and he does not deserve to accrue wealth while paying for his crimes.’

  ‘What does that mean—“held at her pleasure”?’ Sang Shen said. ‘I resent the implications of this slander!’

  ‘It means that I have had you incarcerated to pay for your crimes,’ I said. ‘It’s an archaic English term. He’s been doing his homework, probably to try to ingratiate himself with me.’

  ‘No more than this tree Shen has infiltrated your family and tried to ingratiate himself with your stepdaughter,’ the Dragon said.

  ‘That was unnecessary; he is family,’ I said. ‘And so are you, East Wind. Let me summarise the case. Sang Shen wishes to charge a premium for his excellent leaves; and Qing Long says he doesn’t have the right because he’s a prisoner of the Court of the North.’

  ‘This is true,’ the Dragon said.

  ‘My leaves are truly excellent,’ Sang Shen said.

  ‘Geez, that sounds so wrong,’ I said. ‘Okay. Record my judgement.’

  Sang Shen and Qing Long exchanged venomous looks.

  ‘You two go and set a value for the leaves together. Sang Shen gets ten per cent of it, held in trust until his sentence is served. The rest is to be converted into Earthly currency and donated to Earthly charities as proceeds of a convicted criminal. No details of this case are to be discussed outside this courtroom.’

  ‘He’ll just inflate the price by ten!’ the Dragon protested.

  ‘Then refuse to pay,’ I said.

  ‘Ten per cent makes the sale of the leaves scarcely worth it,’ Sang Shen said.

  ‘Then refuse to sell,’ I said.

  Both of them glared at me, furious. The Dragon waved one arm in disgust and turned away. ‘This is not a fair result. You have made the product even more expensive.’ He stormed out without saluting and his attendants stared after him, dumbfounded.

  ‘How am I supposed to make a living with you taking the majority of my income?’ Sang Shen shouted, his brown face livid with rage.

  ‘You’re a convicted criminal by your own admission and you should not be earning a fortune while incarcerated,’ I said. ‘Remember, Sang Shen, this agreement you made with the Dragon is confidential. I am warning you now: if anyone discovers that the Dragon is buying the leaves from you, I will hold you responsible and you will re
ceive none of the income from your leaves.’

  He made some incoherent, spluttering noises, then stormed out as well.

  Yue Gui’s face glowed with suppressed amusement as she came up to the bench. ‘That was the most fun I’ve had in a while. Well done, Emma, you thoroughly pissed off both of them. What a triumph.’

  ‘He’s your son, Yue.’

  ‘And it’s about time he grew up.’ She saluted me and turned to address the Dragon’s servants. ‘Why are you still here? Follow your master.’

  One of the women stepped forward and bowed with her hands clasped in front of her. ‘By your leave, ma’am, we have a favour to ask of the Dark Lady.’

  ‘Come forward,’ I said.

  The five of them walked towards me with tiny steps, delicate ladies-in-waiting. The lead attendant stopped next to Yue Gui and the others stood behind her.

  ‘My Lady,’ the lead woman said. ‘My name is Purple Jade.’ She bowed again, obviously nervous, and looked back at the other women. ‘We have a request for you. We wish to ask you this thing in confidence.’

  ‘Don’t be afraid,’ I said gently. ‘Just ask.’

  ‘We would prefer to speak to you alone,’ she said.

  ‘Yue Gui is Councillor of the Northern Heavens and one of my most trusted aides. She will keep this matter confidential. You may speak freely in front of her,’ I said.

  Yue Gui bowed slightly. ‘I thank you, ma’am, but if this matter is to remain confidential…’

  ‘No, stay. You can advise me if this turns into a Celestial matter,’ I said.

  ‘The Dragon is a harsh master!’ Purple Jade said, almost an explosion of emotion. She stopped, seemingly surprised at her own outburst. She pulled herself together. ‘We would request that we be allowed to work for you, ma’am. Please, we wish to be freed from his service and to serve you instead.’

  The other women nodded, their eyes downcast in deference.

  ‘Are you demon servants?’ I said. ‘I see you as humans, not demons, but if you are tamed demons then you’re his possessions and I can’t take you.’

  The woman glanced at Yue Gui. ‘This matter really should be confidential, ma’am. It is between us, you and the Blue Dragon. We are human, not demon. We are third-generation servants of the Qing Long. Our mothers and grandmothers were servants.’

  ‘Wait,’ I said sharply. ‘Are you paid for your services? You’re not forced to work for him?’

  Purple Jade nodded, still nervous. ‘We are paid, we are free to choose to work for him, ma’am. He pays extremely well. We would be happy to tell you the details of our arrangement with him, but not in front of the honoured councillor.’

  ‘Phew,’ I said. ‘For a moment I thought that asshole had human slaves. Would you like to return to the Earthly and live normal lives?’

  ‘No!’ she said, eyes wide at the concept. ‘We live long and illness-free lives here on the Celestial Plane. We do not wish to descend.’ She bowed lower, trembling. ‘We just request that we be allowed to join your service instead of his. As his sovereign, you are within your rights to requisition us.’ She leaned in to whisper: ‘You and you alone. Please, ma’am. We know a place we can go to discuss this in private.’

  ‘Right, this is getting way too obvious. Summon the Blue Dragon,’ I said.

  The women squeaked with dismay and stepped back. The Blue Dragon stormed into the room, strode up to my bench and quickly saluted. ‘You summoned me, ma’am?’

  ‘Check these servants of yours to see if they’re demon copies, please.’

  The Dragon turned his turquoise eyes on the women and they stopped pretending to be servants and straightened. The lead one raised her arms. ‘Now!’

  The other four changed from women to fake water elementals, two metres tall and roughly human-shaped. One of them flew up and engulfed me in a sphere of water. I held my breath but knew I wouldn’t last long. Then everything went black and suddenly I could breathe again. I tried to move but I was encased in something.

  I have you, the stone said. I’m strong to water. I think they forgot that I’m here.

  ‘Can you lift me out of the water elemental?’

  I’m doing as much as I can. These people had better find a way to destroy these elementals quickly, because I can’t bring any more air from outside for you.

  ‘So that’s a no and I’m suffocating,’ I said.

  Just relax. They’re fighting them. Sang Shen came in as well, and he’s helping. Yue Gui has called guards. Oh, good, she’s lifting us…

  I felt the vibration as the stone hit the ground, and it split open in front of me. The Dragon had taken True Form and stood beside Sang Shen facing the four water elementals. The woman leading them had gone; probably already destroyed. Yue Gui changed to turtle form and stood on the other side of Sang Shen, who had summoned his spear and held it towards the elementals.

  ‘Can you talk? Turn and we will spare you,’ I said to the fake elementals.

  They didn’t reply, they just changed form to spheres, obviously planning to engulf us and drown us. One enclosed Sang Shen, who stood rigid inside it, his nut-brown face blank with concentration. The Dragon tried to take a bite out of one, but it oozed around his jaws and reformed over his head. Yue Gui was enclosed by the third, and the last one came for me.

  I slithered back out of the way. I couldn’t fight these in serpent form, there was nothing to hit.

  Sang Shen loaded his spear with shen energy, making the tip glow blazing white, and the elemental exploded into a cloud of steam. The Dragon thrashed his head around, trying to free himself from the globe of water but unable to shake it off. Yue Gui’s turtle face was serene as she glowed white with shen energy and made her elemental explode. She concentrated and the elemental coming for me exploded as well.

  Sang Shen thrust his shen-loaded spear into the sphere engulfing the Dragon’s head and water splashed everywhere as it disintegrated.

  The guards ran into the room, but it was too late: the Shen had taken care of it. We all stood there panting and staring at each other.

  The stone folded up and floated back into my crown. I need a nap. Hold my calls, please.

  Sang Shen pulled the shen energy out of his spear, held it upright in front of him and pointed an accusing finger at the Dragon. ‘They were yours!’

  ‘They were demon copies,’ I said. ‘More and more of them are showing up. They’re almost undetectable. My stone was probably too worn out from changing form to record them. Your servants are probably dead, Qing Long.’

  ‘I’d like to know when that happened,’ Qing Long said with menace. ‘Those girls were some of my best.’

  ‘You walked out and left them here,’ Sang Shen said.

  ‘They can look after themselves,’ Qing Long said. He changed back to human form. ‘There’s no way of detecting these copies?’

  ‘My staff have been sharing the information on this for a while,’ I said. ‘You have to run regular sweeps through your human staff to detect them; they’re not immediately recognisable as demon copies. Didn’t you get the information?’

  The Dragon swiped one hand through the air. ‘I’m far too busy to read every memo that crosses my desk. I have staff for that.’

  ‘Then I suggest you go back, find that memo, read it and check the staff who are supposed to pass that information on to you,’ I said.

  The Dragon’s expression changed from angry to concerned and he disappeared.

  ‘They were trying to get you alone,’ Yue Gui said. ‘They can only be destroyed with shen energy.’

  ‘And I can’t manipulate energy at all in this form,’ I said.

  ‘Are they everywhere?’

  ‘No, they show up in groups whenever their master’s planning something. First time I’ve seen copies that can change to elementals though. Usually they’re copy humans that turn out to be demons.’

  ‘Something new,’ Yue Gui said. ‘Always a bad thing.’

  CHAPTER 7

  A
fter the Sang Shen and Blue Dragon hearing I headed out from the main administrative building to one of the smaller buildings skirting the large courtyard. The building was a row of rooms all opening onto the terrace overlooking the courtyard; it reminded me of an Australian motel—all it needed was the cars parked out the front. The room at the far north end of the structure, closest to the residential part of the complex, was my office; and instead of bumping up the stairs, I gripped the balustrade and slithered up it.

  Firebrand, the other administrator, and Lily were there already, going through the massive piles of documents related to the cases I’d heard over the past three days, deciding which needed to go down to the Earthly for future reference and which didn’t. There was a pile on the desk at least twenty centimetres tall.

  ‘That’s not the papers going down with me, is it?’ I said.

  Lily and Firebrand shared a look, then both pointedly ignored me and continued shuffling through the transcripts.

  Simone and Leo appeared at the door, Simone holding the handles of Leo’s wheelchair.

  ‘Ready to go yet?’ she said.

  ‘It’s only three o’clock, you haven’t finished school yet,’ I said. ‘What are you doing back here?’

  Leo glared up at her. ‘You’re ditching school to take us? You should go right back down there, missy.’

  ‘Okay,’ Simone said, and disappeared. She reappeared a moment later. ‘But it looks like you’re ready to go and I’m the only one who can take you.’

  I sighed with resignation. ‘Okay, but just this once.’

  ‘Sure thing, ma’am,’ she said. ‘Just this once, until next time.’

  We landed outside my parents’ house in the Western Heavens. Simone guided Leo’s wheelchair to the front door, then pressed the doorbell. We heard footsteps and Simone grinned and yelled, ‘Nanna! Pop! We’re here!’

  My mother opened the door and hugged and kissed Simone, then crouched to kiss Leo on the cheek. ‘Here’s our beautiful girls and our handsome man. We’ve been waiting for you.’