Hell to Heaven

by Kylie Chan

  ‘How long is it now? Simone’s sixteen? Damn, nine years?’

  ‘Nearly ten. The Lady said ten.’

  ‘At a minimum, and that would have to be with some help.’ His eyes unfocused. ‘I wonder if I’m getting help. I’m already in human form, this is strange.’ He concentrated on me again. ‘Who cares. I’m here, I’m with you, and you are gorgeous.’ He kissed the top of my head. ‘Can you take human form?’

  I dropped my head and leaned on him. ‘I have a belly full of raw chicken. Bones and all.’

  ‘And?’

  ‘I don’t want to make my human form sick.’

  ‘That won’t happen. The food is in the snake, not the human. When you change, it’ll be gone.’

  I concentrated and took human form, and stood up next to him. The demon essence rushed through me and I pushed it down. ‘How does that work?’

  ‘Something to do with the different Planes. There are people out there who have made a study of it, but I never cared enough to worry about it.’ He wrapped his arms around me and smiled down at me. ‘My Emma. You haven’t changed at all.’

  I put my hands around the back of his neck and pulled him down to kiss him. His arms around me tightened and his breathing quickened. He released me and pulled back to look into my eyes. ‘Oh, yes.’

  Thirty minutes, ma’am, Liu said into my head. Time to prepare.

  ‘Prepare for what?’ John said.

  ‘Er Lang’s coming to do an evaluation. He wants five recruits for the Jade Emperor’s Elite Guard.’

  He moved away. ‘Good. Let’s go see what our Disciples can do.’

  ‘Always work first; always putting your duty before yourself.’ I pulled him back in and pressed myself against him. ‘How about we just stay here?’

  His face became intense. ‘That’s a very good idea.’

  He gently pushed me down so I was sitting on the bed and he sat next to me, still with his hands around the back of my neck. His eyes unfocused for a moment and all our clothes were gone.

  I moved my face closer to his. ‘How close are you to full strength again? That was impressive.’

  ‘Still a long way to go. You’ve yet to see really impressive,’ he said. He leaned back to study me. ‘Magnificent.’

  I ran my hands over his chest, revelling in the golden, silken skin. ‘Yes, you are.’

  I pushed myself into him and ran my fingers up and down his muscular back and felt him tremble in response.

  I ran my mouth over his chest and along his collarbone, enjoying the salty musky taste of him. He leaned down so that I could reach his throat, and I nibbled on his ear, making him gasp. He buried his face in the side of my neck, then pulled back to study me, his eyes warm and dark. He put his hands either side of my face, his eyes roving over my features.

  I pulled him in again for a long, lingering kiss and his grip on me tightened. I ran my hands along the muscles of his back again, then loaded them with what little chi I had left and ran them down over the base of his spine.

  A low sound of pleasure escaped him. ‘You know exactly what to do.’

  ‘That’s because I’m a reptile too,’ I whispered into his ear, and he completely lost it.

  We lay side by side on the covers, holding each other close. ‘How long do we have before it starts?’ he said into the side of my head.

  ‘I don’t know and I don’t really care.’

  ‘How is Simone doing?’

  ‘She’s studying at Celestial High now; she’s made friends and is enjoying it.’

  He shifted slightly next to me. ‘I suppose things have changed now. When it was Michelle, the focus would have been on the Earthly. Now, with you, she can live fully on the Celestial.’

  ‘I need to clear this demon essence from me.’

  ‘Did you see the Pure Ones?’

  ‘They didn’t help.’

  ‘There’s only one option then.’

  ‘I know.’ I looked into his eyes. ‘All of the trades he wants are too costly.’

  ‘I can imagine. Just stay as you are, Emma, do your best to control it, and when I return for good, I’ll fix it for you. I’m powerful enough. I can do it.’

  I looked up into his face. ‘You don’t sound too sure, John.’

  ‘You always could read me.’

  I pulled him tighter. ‘You’re not here for good yet? Please stay.’

  He sighed gently. ‘I wish I could. I really do. But I’m not there yet. I could disappear any moment. So hold this time tight and treasure it. I don’t know how long it will be before I return.’

  ‘You should see Simone.’

  He stiffened and gasped. ‘I put my own pleasure before my child. What sort of father am I?’

  I moved my face closer to his and grinned. ‘A turtle.’

  ‘That I am, Lady Emma.’ He sat up, and was fully dressed again. ‘I think you should be preparing for this evaluation. I’ll go up to the West and say hello to her. I need to move fast, because somehow I have been drained of ching energy.’ His grin turned wry. ‘No idea how that happened.’

  ‘John.’ I sat up and put my hand on his cheek. ‘Thank you for this time.’

  He took my hand and kissed it. ‘There will be plenty more times. I will return for you.’ He disappeared.

  I pulled on a fresh Wudang uniform and went downstairs and out to the front of the house. The students had gathered there in neat, unmoving lines. I went to join the Masters at the front of the group.

  ‘About time. I thought you two would be forever,’ Liu said.

  ‘There’s this thing called privacy…’ I said.

  ‘Interesting theoretical concept,’ he said with amusement. ‘Don’t worry, I wasn’t looking; I could sense his presence, and I’m not completely stupid. Next time tell him hello for me. We still have at least forty-five minutes before Er Lang arrives—’ His expression changed. ‘His entourage is here. Twenty minutes early.’ He stared at me. ‘Damn, Emma, what the hell did you do to piss him off? That’s unprecedented.’

  I didn’t look away from the drive. ‘We’re ready for him.’

  He straightened. ‘Yes, we are.’

  Er Lang, in human form, rode over the crest of the hill on a heavily muscled black horse. A polearm was attached to the saddle, and his large black dog walked next to the horse’s shoulder.

  Liu whistled softly between his teeth. ‘Alone. No entourage.’ He switched to silent speech. Completely unprecedented. He heaps insult on top of insult.

  The two of us stepped forward to greet him. He stopped his horse, dropped the reins and saluted us. ‘Lady Emma. Master Liu.’

  We saluted back. ‘Lord Er Lang.’

  He didn’t dismount; he spoke to us from the back of the horse, another huge breach of protocol. ‘There is a hearing in two weeks, Lady Emma. It must be ascertained whether or not you are competent to hold the role of First Heavenly General.’

  ‘The Jade Emperor told me just last week that I am doing a good job,’ I said.

  He gracefully dismounted from the horse. ‘The Jade Emperor cannot be aware of all that takes place within his dominion, particularly now that his right hand, the Dark Arts of War, is missing.’

  One of the house demons came forward to take the reins of Er Lang’s horse, and Er Lang raised one hand. ‘Wind Spirit must not be tended by demons. He must be tended by humans or Shen.’

  I spoke to the Disciples without turning around. ‘Any humans or Shen here good with ponies?’

  Karen stepped forward from the student ranks. ‘I’ll do it, ma’am, I like horses. I had one back in England.’

  ‘Go right ahead, Karen.’

  Er Lang eyed her with disdain. ‘I am not sure your students are capable of caring for such a nobly bred animal. On second thought, I will release him to return to the Celestial.’ He waved one hand and the horse disappeared.

  Karen glanced at me. I nodded to her and she returned to the ranks of students, her expression rigid with restraint.

 
; ‘Please come with me, my Lord, and let me show you our hospitality,’ I said.

  Er Lang nodded and took a step forward, then stopped. ‘What of my companion?’

  Lok came forward and bowed his shaggy head over his forelegs to Er Lang’s dog. ‘My Lord. Please allow me to show you the hospitality of New Wudang. The Lady Emma has provided accommodation that is eminently suitable for such as we.’

  Er Lang’s dog studied Lok with disdain. ‘You are not a dog by true nature, I can see this.’

  ‘That is correct, my Lord. This form has been forced upon me against my will.’

  Er Lang’s dog tilted his head slightly. ‘Against your will? So if you had a choice, you would choose not to be a dog?’ His voice gained an edge of malice. ‘Being a dog is something that you abhor?’

  Er Lang watched the exchange with satisfaction.

  Lok looked Er Lang’s dog in the eye. ‘I pursue the Tao. The Tao is the true nature of all. Being a dog, although it is enjoyable and satisfying, is not my true nature, so I hope that one day I will be able to leave this form and return to my true form, to be closer to the Tao.’

  Er Lang’s dog nodded. ‘Pursuit of the Tao is always noble and should never be discouraged.’ The corners of his mouth turned up slightly, the dog equivalent of a smile. ‘Show me the way.’

  After Liu and I had shown Er Lang his room, we went into the downstairs office. Er Lang sat across the desk from me and Liu stood behind me.

  ‘We will begin the evaluations this afternoon,’ Er Lang said. ‘The Celestial One has five vacancies in the Elite Guard.’

  ‘May I once again recommend junior Masters rather than senior students?’ Liu said. ‘Most of these Disciples have been studying the arts for less than ten years. I doubt that any would qualify.’

  Er Lang glared at Liu, as if about to say something, then changed his mind. ‘I will rest until the evaluation. The accommodation is basic, but I do not intend to be here long.’ He rose and saluted me. ‘We will begin at two. Ensure that your students are ready. I will see the physically trained ones today, then those who have aptitude with energy tomorrow morning, then those who are talented with both tomorrow afternoon. Final selection will follow the day after.’ He nodded to us. ‘I will see you at two. Have something sent to my room.’ He walked out.

  I sagged over the desk.

  ‘Sexist pig,’ Liu said. ‘You should hear Meredith carry on about him. She wants to call him out.’

  ‘Could she take him?’

  Liu smiled slightly. ‘It would be a close thing, but he would probably win and that would make him even more insufferable.’

  ‘Is that possible?’

  ‘You didn’t see him after the Monkey King beat him. According to the guys, that was totally insufferable.’

  I shook my head. ‘Let’s get these students fed and organised for this afternoon.’

  ‘Humph,’ he said. ‘As if any of them will eat. Want to join me for lunch?’

  ‘I’m not really hungry. The chicken is gone, but I still feel like I ate it.’

  ‘Oh yeah,’ he said, opening the door to go out. ‘And it tasted like chicken.’

  I didn’t have anything on the desk in front of me to throw at him.

  When Ah Yat took Er Lang his lunch, I followed her into his room. He was sitting in one of the chairs next to the window, going through the printouts of the students’ records. He gestured for Ah Yat to place the tray on the table in front of him, moving the papers out of the way, and ignored me. I waited until she had gone out and closed the door. Er Lang continued to ignore me, slurping the soup that came with his Hainan chicken.

  ‘Is it because I’m a chick?’ I said.

  ‘I do not have an issue with your gender.’

  ‘Is it because I’m a snake then?’ I moved closer to him. ‘What is your issue with me? Can we sort this out before my students get hurt?’

  ‘All Disciples of the Dark Lord are aware of the risk.’

  I paced back and forth across his room. ‘Whatever your issue with me is, please don’t take it out on my students.’

  ‘Worried they’ll be damaged and no use to you later?’

  I stopped and stared at him. ‘What is that supposed to mean?’

  He put the spoon down. ‘I know what you are. You can stop pretending. You’ve kept it a secret, but you can’t keep secrets from me. I will show all of Creation exactly what sort of monster you are.’

  ‘I’m not a monster!’

  He turned back to his chicken. ‘What would happen if I were to turn my Third Eye on you? Particularly since my Third Eye isn’t hidden away under flesh and bone, it is on the outside of my body? I had my Third Eye open when you came to the Celestial Palace, madam, and I saw you for what you are.’

  I took a deep breath. ‘I have control of the demon essence.’

  ‘No, madam,’ he said. ‘The demon essence has control of you. Run back to Hell, because I know what you are and I will do everything in my power to stop you from destroying the Celestial.’

  ‘I don’t want to destroy anything!’

  ‘You are a demon. It is your nature. Stop hiding, I know your secret. Run now, because your students will suffer if you don’t.’

  ‘What does this have to do with the students?’

  He put his chopsticks down and glared at me. ‘The Jade Emperor himself has ordered me not to destroy you. But I will find a way to show the world what you are, and a way to stop you.’

  ‘The Jade Emperor knows what he’s doing.’

  ‘He is too distracted, and too busy, and too trusting. I see you for what you are.’ An expression of fury filled his face. ‘Now go back to Hell!’

  ‘This is between you and me,’ I said. ‘All I ask is that you not bring my students into it. Don’t hurt them. Take me to the Celestial and tell the Jade Emperor your doubts.’

  ‘I don’t need to,’ he said. He picked his chopsticks up again. ‘Today all the world will see what you are, and you will be destroyed.’

  I turned and opened the door, then turned back to him. ‘All I ask is that you don’t hurt my students,’ I repeated.

  ‘What must be done must be done,’ he said. ‘And you must be stopped.’

  I went out and pulled the door closed behind me. I headed for the barracks and the mess hall.

  ‘Liu,’ I said at the doorway. ‘With me for a moment.’

  Liu put his chopsticks down and accompanied me out to the garden.

  ‘He knows about my demon nature, and he wants to show the world,’ I said.

  ‘Whatever you do, whatever happens, stay back from any demons.’

  ‘Look inside me,’ I said.

  He put his hand on my forehead and gasped. ‘What the hell?’

  ‘The Demon King took the demon essence out so I could use the jade disk. That bitch Kitty Kwok grabbed me while I was unconscious and filled me back up again. With even more. All of the Geek.’

  ‘Stay well back from anything. You should take serpent form, but even in serpent form you could lose it at any time.’ He walked briskly away then came back again, obviously agitated. ‘You should have told me! You need to spend time on the Celestial in serpent form right now if you’re not to change.’ He shook his head. ‘This is insane.’

  Meredith appeared next to him. ‘Really?’ She put her hand on my forehead, and jerked it away as if it had been burned. ‘You should go up to the Celestial now and cycle down for at least three days to reduce this. How are you staying human?’ She looked me in the eyes. ‘Whatever you do, don’t get angry, or get any demon essence on you. You’ll lose it immediately.’

  ‘And she just ate meat. Alive. Whole,’ Liu said.

  ‘Well, that is just the icing on the biscuit, isn’t it?’ she said.

  ‘And the time she spent with the Dark Lord is the coloured sprinkles,’ he said.

  Meredith sighed and shook her head. ‘Turtles.’

  ‘What time is it?’ I said.

  Meredith checked her
watch. ‘We have about twenty minutes.’

  Liu nodded. ‘Time to line them up. Whatever you do, stay calm. Stone?’

  The stone didn’t reply.

  ‘It helped me get out of the demon lab,’ I said. ‘It copied my snake form and then used human form, which seems to wear it out.’

  Liu nodded. ‘Nothing we can do to bring it around right now to help you. Looks like you’re on your own. Stay calm, stay chilled, stay focused. And whatever you do, stay well back. Even in snake form you could still be turned.’ He straightened. ‘We can do this.’

  The students lined up nervously on the practice field. Er Lang strode out of the house, stood in front of them and put his hands behind his back. He nodded and three young men appeared behind him, as aloof and unemotional as he was. Two were holding a demon jar by large handles; they placed the jar on the ground next to Er Lang. The third carried a folder of documents and passed a sheet of paper to him.

  ‘Scott Walker,’ Er Lang said.

  Our weakest student, Liu said. This is deliberate.

  Scott stepped forward and stood in front of the group facing Er Lang. Er Lang checked the document he was holding. ‘Chain whip.’

  His weakest weapon.

  One of the young men assisting Er Lang concentrated and a metal-linked whip with five sharpened barbs on the end appeared in his hands. The chain whip was one of the most difficult weapons to master, and the slightest error in the use of it could cause nasty damage to the practitioner. Fortunately this one didn’t have barbs all the way along its length; but it was longer than standard, making it even more difficult to wield.

  Scott stepped up to the assistant, took the coiled chain whip and walked back to face Er Lang. He saluted with the weapon in his right hand.

  Er Lang went to the demon jar, opened the lid and pulled out a demon bead. He tossed it onto the ground in front of Scott and it formed into a Snake Mother. Some of the students in the group made quiet sounds of horror. Scott took a step back, then gathered himself and stepped forward again, squaring his shoulders to face it.

  ‘Ready yourself,’ Er Lang said.