How to Find a Duke in Ten Days

by Grace Burrowes

  He rose and approached the desk. Philomena had the thought that he was about to toss her from the library bodily, then realized he expected to hold her chair.

  “I hadn’t planned on a midday meal, your lordship, though a tea tray with a few biscuits wouldn’t go amiss. I promise not to get crumbs on your blotter.”

  She offered him a smile, lest he think to lecture her into acceding to his wishes. A day offered only so much sunlight, and Philomena needed to make use of every instant. Thus far, Hephaestus had made several references to “that misguided fool, Peebles,” but had said nothing about the Duke.

  Philomena hoped Hephaestus would wax eloquent about the volume of the Duke’s manuscript that dealt with the secrets of the human heart—de Motibus Humanis—a topic Hephaestus had publicly declared Lorenzo the Magnificent would never have troubled over.

  Why particularly discredit that one aspect of the ducal manuscript, unless—?

  The earl braced his hands on the desk and leaned across. “Please join me for lunch, Miss Peebles. The mind grows dull without periodic rest, and I daresay if you’re to make progress this afternoon with Uncle’s specific bequests, then you will need more than a few biscuits to fortify you.”

  What magnificent eyes he had. Very… compelling.

  “I am a trifle peckish,” Philomena said, which was something of a surprise. “Perhaps you’d send a sandwich with the tea?”

  The earl leaned closer. “Perhaps you’d for once let somebody show you a bit of consideration and take a meal with me?”

  How many times had Philomena and Jane made small talk over a beef roast, pretending that Papa hadn’t once again forgotten to join them for his favorite meal?

  “I’ll bring this short passage,” she said, picking up the first page of specific bequests. “We can work through it while—”

  Ramsdale came closer, so he was nearly nose to nose with Philomena. “How can that brilliant and busy mind of yours fail to grasp the concept of respite, Miss Peebles? Allow me to explicate: respite, from the Latin respicere, to have concern for, to cast one’s thoughts back to; and the Middle French, respetier, to save, show clemency to, or delay. In modern English, to rest from one’s burdens.”

  Rather than raise his voice, he’d pitched his little lecture just above a whisper and come closer and closer, until Philomena could see that his eyes were not black, but rather, a sable brown.

  He tugged on the page of vellum she held, and Philomena was abruptly aware that she was within breath-mingling distance of an adult male to whom she was not related. She had spent four hours alone with the earl in the library and not given him a thought, so absorbed had she been in her task.

  “I’ll join you for luncheon,” she said, surrendering the specific bequests. “But we’ll not linger over the meal, sir. Not when my progress this morning has been slower than I’d anticipated.”

  He came around the desk and held her chair. “We’ll not linger over the meal, but we won’t rush either, madam.”

  He offered his arm, another small surprise. Philomena accepted that courtesy, and wondered why her own father never bothered with such a small gesture of consideration.

  Chapter Three

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  Ramsdale silently scolded himself for being high-handed—his sister Melissa often called him naughty—but Miss Peebles would have sat at that desk translating at sight until the opening of grouse season, left to her own devices.

  Of course, she’d be done with Uncle’s will long before that.

  “Will Lady Melissa be joining us?” Miss Peebles asked.

  The dining parlor table held only two place settings, one at the head, the other at the foot. The silver epergne in the middle of the table was piled two feet high with oranges, limes, and strawberries, and thus neither diner need acknowledge the other.

  “Her ladyship will doubtless take a tray above stairs. This time of year, she’s abroad at night more than in the daytime.”

  Miss Peebles wandered to the sideboard. “Who would sip gunpowder in solitude when she could enjoy such bounty instead?”

  Better an aromatic gunpowder than the dubious sustenance of a musty document. “We will serve ourselves, and you must not worry about the leftover food going to waste. My staff eats prodigiously well.”

  Ramsdale gathered up the place setting at the foot of the table and moved it to the right of the head, then carried both plates to the sideboard.

  “Have whatever you please and take as much as you please. My late father believed the natural appetites were meant to be indulged joyously.”

  Miss Peebles was busy inhaling the steam rising from a cloved ham and appeared not to notice any improper innuendo—though, of course, none had been intended.

  She took one of the plates from Ramsdale. “I love a creative use of spices, and cloved ham has long been a favorite. Our cook does try, but Papa seldom notices her efforts.”

  Miss Peebles heaped her plate as if preparing for a forced march, and started for the foot of the table, then seemed to realize the cutlery had been moved.

  “Do you and your sister typically dine twelve feet apart, my lord?”

  “No, we do not,” Ramsdale said, serving himself portions of ham, potatoes, and beans. “We typically dine thirty feet apart, on those rare occasions when we share a table.”

  The lady took her seat without benefit of his assistance. Ramsdale joined her at the table and poured them both portions of the Riesling. He was about to sip his wine when he recalled that company manners were appropriate, despite the informality of the meal.

  “Perhaps you’d say the blessing?”

  Miss Peebles looked pleased with that small honor and launched into a French grace of admirable brevity.

  “This ham has a marvelous glaze,” she said. “Might I prevail upon your cook for the recipe?”

  “Of course. We make our own honey on the home farm in Sussex, and in all humility, I must admit it’s a superior product.”

  “Jane loves to collect recipes, though, of course, her treasures are lost on Papa. I do fancy a hearty German wine.”

  The disciplined, focused Miss Peebles became like a girl in a sweetshop when presented with a decent meal. As she waxed appreciative about everything from the buttered potatoes, to the apple tart, to the cheese, Ramsdale gained a picture of a household awash in intellectual sophistication—Miss Dobbs was learning Russian for the novelty alone—but starving for simple pleasures.

  Miss Peebles’s chatter between bites revealed a side to Ramsdale’s mentor that flattered no one. The professor apparently ate without tasting his food and ignored his womenfolk at table the better to remain engrossed in his treatises. Birthdays and holidays caught him by surprise, and he tolerated their observation with an absent-minded impatience that never shaded into irritability, but had still made an impression on his only child.

  “My upbringing emphasized different priorities from yours,” Ramsdale remarked as he chose some strawberries and an orange from the abundance on the epergne. “We had diversions and recreations, one after the other.”

  “One envisions the aristocracy living thus,” Miss Peebles said. “I’d go mad in a week.”

  Ramsdale passed her an orange. “I nearly did. Your father grasped my difficulty. I was a bright lad without adequate academic stimulation. I needed a challenge, and he provided it. Perhaps you’d peel that orange, so we can share it.”

  She sniffed the fruit and ran her fingers over the rind. “You don’t want a whole one for yourself?”

  Did she want the entire orange? Would she admit it if she did?

  “I would rather share,” he said, mostly because her brilliant father would never have said that to her. “A few bites will be enough for me. What do you make of the first eight pages of the will?”

  As soon as he asked the question, he regretted it. The animation in Miss Peebles’s eyes sharpened with an analytical edge where sheer enjoyment had been previously. She tore into the orange.

 
“Your uncle knew that document would receive significant scrutiny. My impression thus far is that we’re wading through obfuscation, our senses dulled by arcane prose in prodigious quantity. The specific bequests should be interesting, given that you claim he died in penury.”

  Ramsdale missed the other Miss Peebles, the one who marveled over a ham glaze and delighted in a brie flavored with basil. She was interesting, or rather, that she existed in the same person with the dedicated scholar interested him.

  “Not penury—my father would not have allowed that, and neither would I—but obscurity. Uncle was brilliant, never forgot anything, and corresponded with acquaintances in half the royal courts of Europe. Papa got the title, though, and the lands and commercial ventures. Uncle envied Papa his status, Papa envied Uncle his brilliance.”

  Miss Peebles passed over half of the orange. “Where did the heir to the title fall?”

  Through the cracks. “I could not be disloyal to my father, and yet, I had far more in common with Hephaestus. They compromised by sending me off to school as early as possible.”

  Though, of course, neither man would have called that decision a compromise, and Ramsdale wouldn’t have either, until that moment.

  “Girls are lucky,” Miss Peebles said. “We’re not tossed out into the world at the age of six and expected to become little adults by virtue of overexposure to Latin and sums, and underexposure to fresh air and good food.”

  Her father had likely told her that taradiddle, while being unable to afford a good finishing school for her.

  “Speaking of fresh air, let’s enjoy a few minutes on the terrace before we return to our labors.” Ramsdale put his half of the orange and the strawberries on a plate and rose.

  Miss Peebles cast the sideboard one longing glance and allowed Ramsdale to hold her chair for her.

  He led the way to the back terrace, which was awash in roses.

  “How beautiful,” Miss Peebles said. “I don’t believe I’ve ever seen so many blooming roses.”

  “You’ve never been to the botanical gardens?” Ramsdale asked, setting the plate of fruit on the balustrade overlooking the garden.

  “Jane says we should go, but Papa is busy.”

  Papa was a fool. Phineas Peebles had loomed like a god in Ramsdale’s youth, a brilliant scholar who could make entire worlds come alive through languages and literature.

  With maturity had come a more realistic view of Peebles: brilliant, but also burdened with ambition, and the narrow focus ambition required. The professor meant nobody any harm, but he’d taught in part because he loved to show off his knowledge, not because he’d loved to teach.

  The disappointment Ramsdale felt in his former teacher should not have been so keen.

  “I’ll take you to see the gardens,” he said, “once we find whatever Hephaestus was hiding. Have a strawberry.”

  He held up the plate, and Miss Peebles inspected all eight choices before selecting the most perfectly ripe berry.

  “You have been unforthcoming about your motives, my lord. I am seeking the Duke, or any part of the ducal treatise, in order to safeguard my father’s reputation, add to his security in old age, and delight the scholarly world. What of you?”

  She bit off half the strawberry and held the other half in her fingers. The sight was deucedly distracting.

  “Your father showed me how to navigate the path between my papa’s demands and my uncle’s expectations. I could have a lively interest in learning and be an earl’s heir. That was a far better solution than turning into the sort of scapegrace lordling I’d have become otherwise. Have another berry.”

  “You owe my father?”

  “I do, and I always pay my debts.”

  She chose a second berry. “You have no interest in the actual information that The Duke’s Book of Knowledge contains?”

  Ramsdale took the least-ripe fruit for himself. “Tisanes for easing grief? Elixirs to stir the animal spirits? Medieval love potions? I am a peer of the realm, Miss Peebles. I do not want for companionship from the gentler sex and hardly need alchemical aids to inspire the ladies to notice me.”

  She dusted her hands and marched off toward the house. “We’d best be getting back to work, my lord. For you, finding the Duke might be a matter of settling a debt, but for me, finding that manuscript looms as a quest, and I cannot achieve my objective while admiring your roses.”

  They were Melissa’s roses. Ramsdale left the plate of fruit behind and followed Miss Peebles to the door.

  “There’s another reason why the Duke’s tisanes and potions have no interest for me in and of themselves.”

  Miss Peebles acquired that testy-governess expression again. “You don’t believe in the tenderness of emotion that characterizes the human heart? Don’t believe in love?”

  “I believe in many varieties of love,” Ramsdale replied, “but if the challenge at hand is stirring a young lady’s passion, I prefer to attend to the business myself, using the old-fashioned persuasive powers available to any man of sound mind and willing body.”

  She regarded him as if he’d switched to a language she could not easily follow.

  A demonstration was in order. Ramsdale reached past Miss Peebles’s elbow and plucked a pink rosebud from the nearest bush. He treated himself to a whiff of its fragrance, offered it to her, then held the door and followed her back to the library.

  *

  Words had meanings, and those meanings might be varied and subtle, but they remained mostly constant in a given age. Philomena’s definition of the Earl of Ramsdale was shifting as the day went on, and that bothered her.

  He was self-absorbed, arrogant, inconsiderate, and enamored of the privileges of his station—that’s how earls went on. They did not trouble over boyhood loyalties, did not insist on small courtesies, and did not engage in whimsical gestures involving spinsters and roses.

  And yet… Ramsdale had and he did.

  He also showed relentless focus when it came to the task of translating Hephaestus’s will. By the time the afternoon sun was slanting toward evening, they’d muddled through the entire will.

  The specific bequests had been interesting.

  To my niece, Melissa, I bequeath five years to enjoy her widowhood before she allows some handsome nitwit with an enormous glass house to coerce her back into the bonds of matrimony.

  To my long-suffering housekeeper, Mrs. Bland, I bequeath the privilege of tossing all of the rubbish that had such sentimental value to me—my old slippers, my nightcap, a lock of fur from my Muffin, may he rest in feline peace.

  Ramsdale had sat at the reading table, scratching down a note here and there or sitting for long periods in silence as Philomena did her best to render Hephaestus’s commentary into English.

  “He paid attention,” Ramsdale said when Philomena had finished. “He was not the distracted curmudgeon he wanted people to think he was.”

  A King James Bible sat on the table on a raised reading stand. The book was enormous and had probably been in the family since the Duke had last been seen. The earl idly swiped at the dust that had collected on the leather cover.

  “What do you make of his bequest to you?” Philomena asked.

  “Read it again.”

  The list of specific bequests went on for pages. She had to hunt to find the lines tucked between the life of ease and comfort left to a beloved cat—Muffin’s granddaughter, Crumpet—courtesy of that responsibility passing to a neighbor, and a case of piles bequeathed to a retired professor of theology who’d since died of an apoplexy.

  “‘To my nephew, dear Seton, a bright boy whose potential has been cut short by the dubious burden of an earldom, which will do the lad no good, but some things cannot be helped, I leave the honor of recording my demise in the family Bible, which tome yet rests among good friends I have not visited nearly enough, thanks to the parsimony and stubbornness of the late earl. Seton, you have your father’s ability to overlook the treasures immediately beneath your no
se, and please do not blame the dimensions of that proboscis on my side of the family, because your Danforth relations must clearly take the blame. In this particular, I wish your resemblance to the late earl were not so marked.’”

  Whatever did that mean? Antecedents and pronouns in both the original and the translation were garbled, and Hephaestus had used abbreviations to ensure they remained so. Was it Ramsdale’s nose that Hephaestus found regrettable, or a tendency to miss what was to be found immediately beneath that nose?

  “I cannot fathom what he was about,” Ramsdale said, rising and stretching. “Nor do I think further effort today will be productive. I’ll study my notes tonight, and we can resume in the morning.”

  He moved to the sideboard and regarded his reflection in the mirror above it.

  Philomena abandoned the desk to stand at Ramsdale’s elbow. “I like your nose.”

  In the mirror, his gaze shifted from his reflection to Philomena’s, who was turning pink before her own eyes.

  “I’m rather fond of my nose,” Ramsdale said. “At least when the roses are in bloom. Might you elaborate on your observation?”

  Was he teasing her? Fishing for flattery? Philomena lacked the social sophistication to decide which, but she could be honest.

  “Your nose has character,” she said. “It’s not a genteel feature. Somebody broke it at least once. Here.” She traced her finger over the slight bump on the slope that divided the planes of his face. “I expect that hurt.”

  “The wound to my pride was severe. I walked into a door while reading Catullus. I was fourteen years old, and the concept of a thousand kisses was both intimidating and fascinating. How long would it take to bestow a thousand kisses?”

  “Years, I should think, if the kissing were done properly.” Oh, she had not said that. Had not, had not, had not.

  Had too. As a slow smile took possession of the earl’s expression, Philomena wasn’t sorry.

  His lordship’s smile was merry and conspiratorial and shifted his mien from stern to piratical. He became not merely handsome—most men were handsome at some point in their lives—but attractive. Hard to look away from. Hard to move away from.