Die, Brony, Die
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Can the most powerful sorceress in the world defeat an ancient goddess hell-bent on destroying every magic-user everywhere? Can she protect the ones she loves from ruin and death?
Read the senses-shattering conclusion to the Quinn Henaghan Chronicles to find out!
Necrophiliac’s Honeymoon - Book 1 of Mythniks
Imagine you’re the Pandora of legend. The Greek chick with the box.
Imagine it’s been your duty and your curse to gather up all the Evil you set free and put it back where it belongs—into the box you were tricked into opening all those millennia ago.
Throw into the mix an obsessive musician who just can’t let things go, a management shake-up in the underworld, and a vengeful villainess with a kink for poisons (not to mention delusions of grandeur).
Imagine it’s only Tuesday and you started the day by losing your box.
Humorous fantasy in the tradition of Terry Pratchett and Piers Anthony. First book in a new series.
Die, Brony, Die - Book 2 of Mythniks
Imagine you’re the Pandora of legend. The Greek chick with the box.
Imagine you've just come off an exhausting adventure and you're asked to embark on another. Pegasus has gone missing and two villains of old (one a demigoddess, the other an eighty-foot monster) are screaming for the sacred animal's blood. Imagine too, you've just wandered into a convention where grown men dress as cartoon ponies.
It's shaping up to be a rough week.
The Summit
Vegas in the early 60s. Escaped aliens from nearby Area 51. A recipe for disaster.
Who can save us? Three of the most famous singers in the world, that's who.
Swing to the otherworldly adventures of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr. as they fight to protect their favorite city and the leader of the free world!
Are flying saucers and ray guns your bag? Then belly up to the bar, jacks and jills... Get yourself a cocktail of one hundred proof sci-fi fun!
For all lovers of Space Opera and Alien Invasion stories!
Cartoon Rampage
Remember the era of classic cartoons? Remember watching Bugs Bunny in your p.j.s?
Wanna learn more about the men and women who made those golden age treasures?
Cartoon Rampage celebrates the history of hand-drawn animation. Included are reviews of classic cartoons and animated features, biographical sketches of luminaries Michael Maltese and Ward Kimball, as well a clear breakdown of some of animation's more difficult concepts.
If you're a fan of Walt Disney animation, Warner Brothers cartoons ("Looney Tunes" and "Merry Melodies"), UPA, or just cartoons in general this book is an indispensable addition to your collection. If you're a relative newcomer to the world of classical animation, Cartoon Rampage serves as a wonderful primer.
It’s time to learn exactly what was up. Doc.
About the Author
Paul was born long, long ago in Cincinnati, Ohio. He had a normal childhood and did moderately well in school. When he came of age, he went to numerous colleges, starting with Ohio State University in Columbus and culminating at Kennesaw State College north of Atlanta, Georgia. That’s right: mid-college, he moved South where he indulged in fatty cuisine and intolerance for his fellow man. He received a BA in English which, sadly, benefited him little. Paul, in his early years, lacked a teacher’s temperament and professional writing jobs were few and far between. Undaunted, our hero returned to school where he received a degree in Computer Animation. For the next decade, he worked in the video game industry. During that ten year span, he relocated from Georgia to sunny Southern California. He also took a wife and — much to society’s regret — he produced twin offspring. In addition to his stint as an artist for games, Paul has also worked in fast food, retail, writing (some fifteen years after getting his English degree), video editing, and — most recently — teaching.
Paul enjoys reading, writing, and watching movies. He is, to this day, shockingly intolerant of his fellow man.
Visit Paul at www.paulneuhaus.com.
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