Smith

by Leon Garfield

  SMITH

  The Story of a Pickpocket

  Leon Garfield

  THE NEW YORK REVIEW CHILDREN’S COLLECTION

  New York

  THIS IS A NEW YORK REVIEW BOOK

  PUBLISHED BY THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

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  Copyright © 1967 by Leon Garfield; copyright renewed © 1995 by Leon Garfield

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  The Library of Congress has cataloged the earlier printing as follows: Garfield, Leon.

  Smith : the story of a pickpocket / by Leon Garfield. pages cm. — (New York Review books children’s collection) First published in New York by Pantheon Books in 1967. Summary: Moments after he steals a document from a man’s pocket, an illiterate young pickpocket in eighteenth-century London witnesses the man’s murder by two men who want the document.

  ISBN 978-1-59017-675-7 (hardback)

  [1. Robbers and outlaws—Fiction.

  2. London (England)—History—18th century—Fiction.

  3. Great Britain—History—18th century—Fiction.] I. Title.

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  To my Brother

  Contents

  Title Page

  Copyright and More Information

  Dedication

  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

  About the Author

  1

  HE WAS CALLED SMITH and was twelve years old. Which, in itself, was a marvel; for it seemed as if the smallpox, the consumption, brain-fever, jail-fever and even the hangman’s rope had given him a wide berth for fear of catching something. Or else they weren’t quick enough.

  Smith had a turn of speed that was remarkable, and a neatness in nipping down an alley or vanishing in a court that had to be seen to be believed. Not that it was often seen, for Smith was rather a sooty spirit of the violent and ramshackle Town, and inhabited the tumbledown mazes about fat St. Paul’s like the subtle air itself. A rat was like a snail beside Smith, and the most his thousand victims ever got of him was the powerful whiff of his passing and a cold draft in their dexterously emptied pockets.

  Only the sanctimonious birds that perched on the church’s dome ever saw Smith’s progress entire, and as their beady eyes followed him, they chattered savagely, “Pick-pocket! Pick-pocket! Jug him! Jug-jug-jug him!” as if they’d been appointed by the Town to save it from such as Smith.

  His favorite spot was Ludgate Hill, where the world’s coaches, chairs and curricles were met and locked, from morning to night, in a horrible, blasphemous confusion. And here, in one or other of the ancient doorways, he leaned and grinned while the shouting and cursing and scraping and raging went endlessly, hopelessly on—till, sooner or later, something prosperous would come his way.

  At about half past ten of a cold December morning an old gentleman got furiously out of his carriage, in which he’d been trapped for an hour, shook his red fist at his helpless coachman and the roaring but motionless world, and began to stump up Ludgate Hill.

  “Pick-pocket! Pick-pocket!” shrieked the cathedral birds in a fury.

  A country gentleman—judging by his complexion, his clean old-fashioned coat and his broad-legged, lumbering walk which bumped out his pockets in a manner most provoking.

  Smith twitched his nose and nipped neatly along like a shadow . . .

  The old man’s pace was variable: sometimes it was brisk for his years, then he’d slow down, hesitate, look about him—as if the Town had changed much since last he’d visited and he was now no longer confident of his way. He took one turning, then another; stopped, scratched the crisp edge of his wig, then eyed the sallow, seedy city gentry as if to ask the way, till he spied another turn, nodded, briskly took it—and came straight back into Ludgate Hill . . .

  A dingy fellow creaked out of a doorway, like he was hinged on it, and made to accost the old man: but did not. He’d glimpsed Smith. Looks had been exchanged, shoulders shrugged—and the old villain gave way to the young one.

  On went the old gentleman, confident now in his bearings, deeper and deeper into the musty, tottering forest of the Town where Smith hunted fastest and best.

  Now a sharpish wind sprang up, and the cathedral birds eyed the leaden sky (which looked too thick and heavy to admit them), screeched, and flew to the lower eminence of Old Bailey. Here, they set up a terrific commotion with their legal brethren, till both Church and Law became absorbed in watching the progress of Smith.

  “Pick-pocket! Pick-pocket! Jug-jug-jug him!”

  The old gentleman was very deep in Smith’s country now, and paused many a time to peer down the shambling lanes and alleys. Then he’d shake his head vaguely and touch at his coat pocket—as if a queer, deep sense had warned him of a pair of sharp eyes fairly cutting into the cloth like scissors. At last he saw something familiar—some landmark he’d remembered—Godliman Street. Yes: he was in Godliman Street . . .

  As suddenly as it had sprung up, the wind died—and the cathedral birds flew back to their dome.

  “Pick-pocket! Pick-pocket!”

  The old gentleman began to stump very particularly down Godliman Street, eyeing the old, crumbly houses that were lived in by God knew how many quiet, mysterious souls. And, as he went, he seemed to have two shadows—his own and another, a thin cautious shadow that was not so much seen as sensed . . .

  This was the deepest heart of Smith’s forest, hidden even from the cathedral birds. Here, the houses reared and clustered as if to shut out the sky, and so promoted the growth of the flat, pale and unhealthy moon-faces of the clerks and scriveners, glimpsed in their dark caves through dusty windows, silent and intent.

  Now came a slit between two such properties, a quiet way roofed over at first-floor level: Curtis Alley, leading to Curtis Court.

  Framed by the darkness of its alley, Curtis Court presented a gray and peaceful brightness—a neglected clearing in the forest of the Town, where nothing grew, and all save one of the enclosed houses had had their eyes put out with bricks (on account of the tax).

  As the old gentleman’s steps echoed in the alley, a solitary, dusty raven flew up out of the court with a bitter croak.

  Suddenly, the old gentleman gave an involuntary shudder, as if someone—something—had swiftly passed him by and made a draft.

  “Someone’s walked over me grave!” he muttered, shook his head and entered Curtis Court.

  “Beg pardon, sir! Beg pardon—”

  Out of a doorway on the left of the court came Smith. Which was the first time the old man had ever laid eyes on him; though all the way from Ludgate Hill there’d never been more than two yards between them.

  He stopped, flustered, about six paces from the end of the alley. Which way was the damned urchin going? This way? That way? Angrily he shifted, and Smith, with a quaint clumsiness, brushed against him, and—it was done! In an instant! Smith had emptied the old gentleman’s pocket of—

  He halted. His eyes glittered sharply. Footsteps in the alley! It would be blocked! He changed direction as briefly as a speck in the wind—and vanished back into his doorway. But so quickly that, seconds after he’d disappeared, the old gentleman was still staggering and bewildered.

  Out of the alley came two men in brown. Curious fellows of a very particular aspect—which Smith knew well. Uneasily, he scowled—and wish
ed he might vanish through the crumbling bricks.

  The old gentleman had recovered himself. He stared round angrily—till courtesy got the better of him.

  “Good day to ye, gentlemen!” he said, with an apologetic smile.

  The newcomers glanced quickly across the court towards the house that had kept one window, and grinned.

  “And good day to you!”

  They moved very neat, and with no commotion. They were proficient in their trade. The taller came at the old man from the front; the other took on his back—and slid a knife into it.

  The old gentleman’s face was fatefully towards a certain dark doorway. He seemed to peer very anxiously round the heavy shoulder of the man who was holding him—as if for a better view. His eyes flickered with pain at the knife’s quick prick. Then he looked surprised—amazed, even—as he felt the cold blade slip into his warm heart.

  “Oh! Oh! Oh my—” he murmured, gave a long sigh—and died.

  His last sight on this earth had been of a small, wild and despairing face whose flooded eyes shone out of the shadows with all the dread and pity they were capable of.

  (Smith was only twelve and, hangings apart, had seen no more than three men murdered in all his life.)

  They say that murdered men’s eyes keep the image of their last sight for—for how long? Do they take it, hereafter, up to the Seat of Judgment? Smith shivered. He’d no wish for his face to be shown in any place of judgment—in this world or the next!

  In a terror as violent as his dislike, he watched the two men in brown. They were dragging the luckless old gentleman towards the darkness of the alley. (Why hadn’t he stayed in the country where he’d belonged? What business had he to come stumping—so stupid and defenseless—into Smith’s secret forest?)

  Now Smith could hear the quick, fumbling sounds of searching; methodical gentry. Still no commotion. Oh, they knew what they were at! But the sounds grew harsh and hasty. Even irritable. Muttered one, “God rot the old fool! He ain’t got it!”

  Came a new sound. A very queer one. A tapping, limping, scraping sound—as of a lame man’s footsteps on the cobbles. Then a soft, gentlemanly voice.

  “Well?”

  “Nothing—nothing, yer honor!”

  “Liars! Fools! Look again!”

  Again the sounds of searching—accompanied by strained, indrawn breath.

  “Told you so. Nothing.”

  A groan: a very dreadful affair.

  “Again! Again! It must be there!”

  “Well it ain’t, yer honor! And if we stays much longer, we’ll be on our way to join ’im . . . on the end of a rope! Come—let’s be off.”

  “Again! Search once more!”

  “With respect—do it yerself, sir.”

  “No!”

  “Then we’re off! Quick! Quick! There’s someone coming—”

  There was a scuffling and scraping, then the alley and court were momentarily quiet. A shadow crossed the broken, moss-piped paving. It was the raven, making ready to return.

  But Smith did not move yet. Voices and clustering footsteps could be heard coming from the far side of the alley. The pale-faced clerks and scriveners and thin-necked attorneys had caught the scent of spilt blood. They’d come out of their rooms and chambers to congregate solemnly and stare.

  (But no one came out from the houses within the court; not even from the house with the single window.)

  Now the crowd had grown and oozed into the court itself. The raven flapped sourly up to a gable and croaked with a sardonic air; Smith had invisibly joined the outskirts of the crowd, muttering away with the best of them; then he was through, like a needle through shoddy, to Godliman Street and beyond.

  As he went, a door opened in the court, and someone came quietly out . . .

  A quarter mile off, on the other side of St. Paul’s, Smith stopped running. He sat on some steps and fumbled in his ragged, ancient coat. What had he got this time? Something valuable. Something that had been worth the old gentleman’s life.

  He fished it out. A document. A document? Smith stood up, swore, spat and cursed. For, though he was quicker than a rat, sharper than a stoat, foxier than a fox, though he knew the Town’s corners and alleys and courts and by-ways better than he knew his own heart, and though he could vanish into the thick air in the twinkling of an eye, he lacked one necessary quality for the circumstance in hand. He could not read. Not so much as a word!

  2

  DARKNESS CAME PREMATURELY to the Town, owing to the sun’s habit of vanishing into the tall chimney pots of Hanover Square—where, for all Smith knew, it blazed away in the rich parlors till the time came for it to be trundled off to Wapping and begin its course anew.

  By four o’clock, the dome of St. Paul’s stood black and surly against the darkening sky, and its huge shadow was flung eastward over the narrow streets and lanes of that part of the Town.

  At last Smith gave up his efforts to force the cramped and awkward ink-lines to yield up their secret. For the light was gone and his eyes, wits and soul were aching with strain. A hundred stratagems had presented themselves to him—and a hundred stratagems he’d rejected. He’d thought of applying to the various scholars of his acquaintance . . . but which one could he trust? He’d thought of cutting the document into its various lines—or even words—and giving each of them to a different reader. But what if he muddled the order, or lost something that proved to be vital?

  He walked; he sat; he tramped as far as the churchyard in Old Street, where he leaned up against a headstone, puffed at his short clay pipe, and fished out the document yet again. He stared; he screwed up his eyes and face till he looked like an old walnut, but the dim air and his own dark ignorance made the document seem like the last will and testament of a very old, very lame, very inky spider—on its weary way home.

  So Smith likewise, with a deep sigh, packed up his thoughts and went home.

  Between Saffron Hill and Turnmill Street stood—or, rather slouched—the Red Lion Tavern. A very evil-looking, tumbledown structure, weatherboarded on three sides and bounded on the fourth by the great Fleet Ditch, which stank and gurgled and gurgled and stank by day and night, like the parlor of the Tavern itself.

  This parlor was an ill-lit, noxious place, full of hoarse secrets and red-eyed morsels—not so much from all walks as from all falls of life. Thieves, pick-pockets, footpads, unlucky swindlers and ruined gamblers boozed and snoozed here, and were presided over by a greasy landlord who never sold a customer to the gallows for less than a guinea.

  Here was Smith’s home. Not in the dignity of the parlor itself, but in the cellar below it where he lodged with his sisters, Miss Bridget and Miss Fanny.

  “Not nubbed yet?” remarked the landlord humorously, as Smith humped broodily in.

  Smith, his head full of darker things than even the Red Lion Tavern, made no answer.

  “I spoke to you, Smith.”

  “Did you now! I thought it was a belch from the old Ditch!”

  Two or three customers grinned, and Smith dodged deftly past the landlord to the cellar steps, but was not quite quick enough to miss a fist on his ear. He howled and vanished . . . and the landlord laughed fit to burst.

  “Got him that time!”

  “You asked for it! You brought it on yourself!” remarked Miss Bridget, looking up from stitching a brown velveteen coat.

  “Poor little Smut!” murmured Miss Fanny, over a pair of gray breeches. “One day he’ll come down them steps stone dead!”

  “I’m not complaining,” said Smith, rubbing his ear which, had it been clean, would have been red as a strawberry, but instead was now a warm black. “Saw an old gent done in today.”

  “Indeed? And what’s that to do with abusing the landlord?”

  “Me mind was on other things.”

  “ ’Tis no excuse! We brung you up to be genteel. Fanny and me feels the disgrace.”

  “Put a dab of vinegar on your little lug, Smut,” said Miss Fanny. “ ’
Twill take out the sting.”

  She mentioned vinegar as there was a quantity of it in the cellar; for the sisters engaged in scouring and cleaning besides making genteel alterations to cast-off clothing from unfortunates who were hanged and so never had a chance to wear their last garments out. The velveteen coat and the gray breeches were bespoken by the hangman himself, for they’d come off a very high-stepping rogue indeed—and one everybody was sorry to see nubbed.

  “But the law must take its course,” had said Miss Bridget, and, “ ’Tis an ill wind,” had said Miss Fanny, when Smith brought the garments in.

  “Look what I got this time!” said Smith, after he’d wiped his ear with vinegar. He fished out the document and spread it on the table, full in the light of the tallows. “Just before he was done in. Not a quarter of a minute!”

  The Smith family stared at the document. None of them could read.

  “What is it?” asked Miss Fanny.

  “ ’Twas what he was killed for,” said Smith, and went on to relate all the circumstances of the crime, not forgetting the unseen man with the limp, the thought of whom terrified him more than anything else.

  “It’s a deed to property,” declared Miss Bridget. “For that queer thing”—she jabbed her needle at a piece of writing—“that looks so like a horse and cart, is the word ‘property’. Indeed it is. I’d know it anywhere!”

  Smith was not convinced.

  “Then why was he done in for it? And why was they so frantic when they couldn’t find it? Poor old fool!”

  “Reasons,” said Miss Bridget darkly and returned to the velveteen coat. “Reasons.”

  “I think,” said Miss Fanny, “that it’s a confession, or an accusation. For that’s the sort of thing a murder’s done for—excepting money; and it ain’t money. Now—though I don’t quarrel with Brid’s ‘property,’ for I believe her to be right, there’s a ‘whereas,’ most distinct; and that piece like a nest of maggots, there”—she pricked with her needle—“I know to be ‘felonious.’ Oh yes indeed, Smut dear: you got a confession which will be very valuable if we can only find out what’s been done. For, if they was willing and able to kill for it—well, they’ll be equal willing to pay for it! Clever Smut!”