She said, “That means I’m aroused. Sexually. I’m always slippery and wet, but nipples mean I’m really aroused. But I won’t leak unless it’s OK.”
I said, “Leak? What do you mean?”
She smiled and said, “Oh, that’s right. We didn’t do that yet. Or you didn’t notice, anyway. It happened, but you didn’t know. But you have secret surprises for me, so I’ll make it a secret surprise for you. Oh, we’re stopping!”
We looked out the car window as we turned into a private driveway at the regional commuter airport. A gate slid open and we drove out onto the tarmac where the planes were. The plane we stopped at was a large private charter jet. I guess that made sense. Only the bigger ones had the range to fly all the way to Kauai without the need to refuel. It wasn’t as large as a commercial airliner, but it was much bigger than a little business jet.
The driver parked so that the doors of the limo were just a few yards from the steps to the plane. He helped us out and thanked me and closed the doors and drove away.
A young woman stood beside the stairs and after the car was gone, she stepped forward and said, “Mr. Jensen, my name is Sondra. I’ll be looking after you during our flight. Miss, if you need anything at all, just ask. You are our guests today, and we want you to have a very pleasant trip. Your pilots are Ashley and Diane. They will greet you after we are on our way. We want to get going as soon as we can, so please, if you are ready to board,” and she motioned to the stairs.
Sarah went first, then me, and finally, our hostess, Sondra. Once in the cabin, Sondra closed and locked the door and showed us to large seats facing forward in the plane, and she sat facing us in a seat across from ours.
She said, “If you will secure your seat belts for takeoff.”
The three of us fastened our belts and Sondra touched the ear piece she wore and said, “Cabin secure and ready for takeoff.”
The plane immediately started rolling toward the runway. The compartment was surprisingly quiet.
Sondra said, “We will be at the car in Kauai in five hours and ten minutes, barring any unexpected weather. Thank you for letting us serve you today. We have worked for the other Mr. Jensen a many times in the past and always enjoy his company. If you communicate with him, please tell him that we said ‘Hello’. We will be in the air soon. Miss, you may want to lean back into your seat.”
At that instant, the plane accelerated very quickly, and we were in the air just seconds later.
Sondra said, “We are traveling very light today, so take-off was short. We will climb to ten thousand feet and then you can remove the seat belts if you like but we should stay in our seats until we reach at least thirty thousand. It won’t take very long. That is a very lovely dress Miss.”
Sarah said, “Oh, my dress? My name is Sarah. You can call me Sarah. And this is Tom. You can call him Tom. And I just got engaged and I have this ring,” and Sarah held out her hand to show the woman her ring.
Sondra smiled genuinely and said, “It’s beautiful. The other Mr. Jensen and his companions always insist that we call him Robby and call them by their first names.”
Sarah said, “Then we insist too. Do you know Alice?”
Sondra smiled and said, “No, ma’am. I don’t think that I do. Sarah, when we are at altitude, I can get you drinks or a light meal, and there is a suite in the back if you want to lie down. We have a selection of movies and music. Or if you have your own music, we can play that through the cabin speakers if you like. Tom, we have soft drinks and wines and whiskeys.”
I said, “Sondra, I might like a little bit of lunch. I didn’t eat much today.”
Sondra said, “I have a nice chicken salad, if that sounds good, and some other choices, but the salad is very good.”
I said, “That actually sounds just right. Like you read my mind.”
Sondra smiled and said, “And for you Miss?”
Sarah said, “Oh, nothing for me. I have all I want for now.”
Sondra said, “I don’t want to be indiscreet, but…,”
Oh no, I thought. Is she going to mention that Sarah isn’t wearing underwear? Her nipples were hardly showing, and I didn’t think it was a big deal or noticeable, but what was she going to say?’
I was relieved when she continued, saying, “You asked if I knew someone named Alice. I hope that it’s OK if I ask if you know Miss Tiffany?”
Sarah said excitedly, “Oh, you know Miss Tiffany? Isn’t she wonderful? I love her. She’s like my favorite aunt. Is that why your uniform has polka dots?”
I wondered how in the world this Tiffany person could have anything to do with the nice polka dot uniform that our hostess wore.
Sondra said, “Yes, ma’am. Miss Tiffany insists that we always wear these polka dot dresses when the Jensen’s travel with us. We enjoy it. It’s the only time that the pilots wear dresses. She tried to buy us all poodles.”
Sarah laughed and said, “She always wants everyone to have a poodle. As she says, the universe exists…” and Sondra finished her sentence, saying, “…to make us feel pretty,” and she grinned happily.
I said, “It sounds like this Miss Tiffany if quite the old lady.”
Sondra said, “Oh no Sir! She very young. And so much fun. She hardly ever laughs at loud, but her eyes are laughing all the time. It’s like she’s always in some kind of a play, but she’s so genuine and you just know that she always says what she means and never lies about anything. And no matter what crazy thing she says, that she’s never making fun of you.”
Sarah said, “She says that her chauffeur keeps her poodle in a hat box in the trunk.”
Sondra said, “Yes! And that can’t be true but the way she says it, you just believe her. And, it’s not that she’s lying. It’s like she lives in a world where that’s really true.”
I said, “So, she’s crazy.”
Sondra said, “Oh no Sir! She’s the most wonderful person I’ve ever met. Well, one of them. And she’s so short and elegant and you just want her to adopt you.”
I looked very puzzled and Sarah said, “Tom, remember how we talk about something being both true and not true at the same time? It’s like that. She can’t have a poodle in a hat box in the trunk, but at the same time she does. Sondra, have you ever seen in her chauffeur’s trunk?”
Sondra laughed and said, “No.”
Sarah said, “So, we can’t know that there’s no poodle in that box, can we? That’s how Miss Tiffany is, isn’t it?”
Sondra said, “You just kind of quit not believing everything she says. You don’t necessarily believe it, but you stop not believing it.”
Sarah winked at me and said, “You can understand that, can’t you, Tom?”
I said, “Oh, I understand that perfectly. She says there’s a poodle in a hat box in the trunk, and we never open the trunk. And as long as we don’t, the poodle is just fine in there. I understand that perfectly. Thanks for explaining it.”
We rode along for another minute and I said, “How short is she?”
Sondra said, “I don’t know. I just know she’s small, but really shapely. I think her boobs are bigger than mine!” and then Sondra looked mortified and said, “Oh, Sir! I’m so sorry. When Robby and the ladies fly with us, we get really casual, and I forgot and just said…, um, and I’m so sorry.”
I said, “Um, Sondra, that’s OK. I won’t get you in trouble or anything.”
Sondra smiled and said, “No sir. I won’t get in trouble. Robby Jensen is the kindest man I have ever known. You remind me of him quite a bit. If I can ask, do you live in the area? I just ask, because if you need a personal staff, Ashley and Diane and I might be open to a more permanent arrangement. They can fly anything. It doesn’t have to be this big. And we can drive limos and I’m a chef, and we know how to be discreet, the way that Mr. Robby likes things. If you are in need of a personal staff, we’d be excited to be considered.”
I said, “Um, I don’t think that I need a staff, but that’s a nice offer
. I don’t have a plane or a limo or a house in Kauai, like Robby does.”
She looked puzzled and said, “Oh, I maybe misunderstood. Marilyn, who arranges things said, ‘Mr. Jensen’s brother Tom will be flying with you today. According to Mr. Jensen, he will be needing a personal staff soon, and if you would like to be considered for the positions, something might come available over the next several weeks. Please do wear the polka dots, like normal.’ So, since she said all that, I thought that you might. But if you already have a staff picked out, we just hope that you will fly with us when there is the opportunity.”
Sarah said quickly, “Tom, remember that I had that long talk with Alice earlier? Well, she said that Robby had mentioned it and that you two would talk about it next time he talked to you. So Sondra, that might still be a possibility. That’s why I asked if you know Alice, because she said that you and the rest of the crew were really nice and that we should get to know you as much as we could. She kind of gave me some instructions that I don’t quite remember but I think that’s OK.”
I said, “Well, I don’t know what he has in mind. But Robby is kind of an international man of mystery, so if he has something in mind, we’ll see when we see.”
Sondra smiled again, and said, “We will keep climbing for a bit, but we’re leveling off for the most part. Let me show you the suite, and you can freshen up while I prepare the meal and drinks. What would you like to drink?”
Sarah said, “Just water for me.”
I said, “I think just water will be fine. Or maybe some orange or pineapple or mango juice.”
We stood up and Sondra took us to the rear of the plane and opened a door to a comfortable looking bedroom suite. She pointed out the queen size bed and a private bathroom. The bathroom had an assortment of items, including toothbrushes, that made Sarah very happy. Then Sondra excused herself and told us to come out when we were ready to eat.
Chapter 8 - Descent into Wonderland
When the door was closed, I said, “Sarah, I don’t have any use for a personal staff. And certainly not for airplanes and limos and personal chefs.”
Sarah stood in front of me and pushed me down on the bed and sat on top of me.
She grinned and said in a playful, mocking tone, “She loves you. She thinks you’re handsome. She wants to marry you and have your babies. She wants a big Tommy Cock.”
I laughed and said, “You tease! Stop that.”
Sarah grinned some more and said, “No. She wants you. She loves you. She can’t have your little brother, so she wants the big brother. She wants you in her pants.”
I said, “Sarah, stop that. She does not! And even if she did, which she doesn’t, well, that’s not going to happen.”
Sarah didn’t give it up, but said, “She’s out there right now, writing Sondra Jensen on the cover of her diary thinking, ‘Oh no, Sarah’s boobs are so big and mine aren’t. What if he only likes huge gazongas and he doesn’t think I’m pretty enough?’ She is pretty though. And I like her, so that’s fine”
I said, “Sarah, you tease! What’s gotten into you? Why are you saying all that?”
Sarah smiled and said, “Why not? First, I’m getting married, so I don’t care if she likes you and you like her. She’s nice. And she is attracted to you. And she knows Robby, and his ‘companions’, so she probably expects you and me to be the same way.”
I said, “Sarah, are you saying that Robby has sex with his female companions?”
She said, “Only if they’re married. Like him and Alice. And you and me.”
I said, “Then what do you mean that she would expect it? What would she expect? That I’d have my own airplane and personal staff?”
Sarah looked puzzled and said, “Um, I don’t know. I just mean if you want to marry her too, that’s fine with me. And since she likes you and she’s pretty and she wants to get frisky with you if you let her, then just give her a ring when we get to where we’re going and then we can live all together. And Diane and Ashley too. Sondra said that they all want to work for you, but I think if you make them the offer, they’ll be a lot more than staff. Offer them your wonderful staff and they’ll take it. But me first. I get to go first.”
I laughed said, “Sarah, none of that’s going to happen, and they don’t feel that way. Is that really how you feel though? That you want me to…I don’t know what.”
Sarah wiggled on my lap and said, “Sure. You are a wonderful guy. Don’t you want them to be happy like I am? And I can prove she likes you and has the hots for your bod. Come on. If you aren’t going to make love to me, let’s get you some lunch and I’ll prove it.”
She hopped up and pulled me off the bed, but I excused myself to go to the bathroom before we went to eat. When we did go back to the main cabin, there was a table set with a big salad and two glasses of water and nice napkins and silverware. Sondra started to seat Sarah and I facing each other.
Sarah said, “Sondra, can you sit with us? I’m not eating, but I don’t mind if you do. Can you at least sit and talk? I like you.”
Sondra smiled and said, “Well, if that’s what you want. I won’t eat, but if you want to talk, I can sit with you. But if you want privacy, I can go ride in the cockpit or sit farther up front and you can call me if you want anything.”
Sarah said, “No, please. Stay and visit. Let’s say maybe Tom will need a personal staff. Just maybe. So, let’s get to know each other.”
Sondra got excited and sat down opposite Sarah and me. I took a bite of the food and complimented Sondra and she thanked me.
Sarah squeezed my hand as if she were giving me some signal and said, “Sondra, I just can’t get over how wonderful that dress looks on you. Are you wearing matching polka dot panties under there?”
I stiffened in my seat at Sarah’s boldness and glanced up at the girl across from me.
Sondra looked suddenly horrified and blurted out, “No. Um, not exactly!”
Sarah smiled and said sweetly, “No? I would think that a pair of polka dot bikinis would be really cute under there. You’re really pretty, and I couldn’t help but notice that you have a really nice rear.”
Sondra said, “Well, um oh no, well, I was, but they started to feel a little uncomfortable, so I took them off. I’m sorry. I’m just doing everything wrong, aren’t I?”
Sarah said, “Sondra, no, not at all. I’m not wearing any either. Not because they were uncomfortable though. I’m not wearing any because Tom told me that we were going on a surprise adventure and that we weren’t taking anything with us and just the very minimum of clothing. I have the dress and that’s all.”
Sondra said, “I kind of wondered that you didn’t have any luggage. Or even a purse.”
Sarah said, “I don’t even know where we’re going. I could figure it out if I wanted to, since I know what direction we’re headed and how long you said that it would take, but I don’t want to know. Tom isn’t wearing any underwear either. I think it’s sexy when your husband or boyfriend goes as naked as you do.”
Sondra said, “Um, yeah, that is kind of exciting. I kind of don’t have that excuse though. I kind of just did and I probably shouldn’t have.”
Sarah said, “Oh, let’s pretend. I’ll be Miss Tiffany, and you be you. It’ll be fun. OK, I’ll start. Well, hello Sondra dear. It’s so very pleasant to see you again. My poodle shan't be flying today. I’ve asked Reginald to take her to the groomer. We do like to be nicely groomed, don’t we, Dear. I’m glad you are wearing the polka dots. You do look so good in them. Are you wearing the panties that go with it?”
Sondra looked sheepish and said, “No Miss Tiffany, I took them off.”
Sarah, in her role said, “Well, of course you did. You don’t have to, off course, but when flying with Tom, why wouldn’t we? It makes us feel special and pretty. I have it on good authority that he has a nice penis.”
I cringed and said, “Sarah!”
She brushed me aside and said, “Oh, young handsome men are so skittish
at times. They make such big deals of themselves until we mention it between girls and then they act like we don’t even know they have them. But yes, I’m not wearing panties either. And my boobies feel very springtime today as well. It’s a long flight and we should all be comfortable. If it were up to me, we’d all be nudists whenever possible. Robby and I were at the most fabulous beach in France recently, and me and the girls were perfectly naked, and of course, so was he, and we had the most fabulous time sunning our pretty bottoms, and then we put on our dresses and visited this scrumptious cafe, and of course we were naked underneath, but the night was warm. We took a walk again on the sand later and we went topless naturally, and it was so nice. You should come with us next time. I’ll tell Robby that I insist. Or, if you are comfortable enough, Tom will take you and Sarah. I’ll tell them where to go and I just know that you’ll love it.”
Sondra was blushing, but apparently enjoying the game as she said, “Miss Tiffany, that sounds so lovely, but well, I have just met Sarah and her fiance, and I don’t think that they would want to do that with me.”
Sarah said, “Oh pish tosh. I happen to know that they are a very cosmopolitan couple and enjoy a good naked stroll as much as anyone. You are very pretty, and Tom would be a fool not to appreciate you if he had the chance. And you know how the ladies flirt with Robby when they get randy. You can’t when on duty, obviously, because we can’t get familiar with a client, but personal staff are more like family. I mean, if you live at the residence, you can’t be bothered if a towel falls down now and then, can you? It’s just easier that way. Everyone is comfortable and nobody thinks twice about it. Pop your dress off and let’s all have a look at you and then we’ll all know it’s OK and we shan’t ever consider it again.”
Sarah laughed and said, “That’s exactly how she talks, isn’t it?”
Sondra said, “Exactly. You sounded just like her. You really don’t know where we’re going? And you didn’t bring anything? Not even underwear?”
Sarah said, “Nope.”
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