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PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay

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by Neal Barrett Jr.


  DISSOLVE TO:

  EXT. OUTSIDE DAIRY QUEEN RESTROOM - DAY

  SOUND: MATCH toilet flushing.

  Hutt comes out, zipping up, walks to his car. Sees THREE GIRLS in cheerleader suits inside, a couple of other PEOPLE. A cardboard sign in the window tells us where he is:

  INSERT: WE SUPPORT THE LIBERTYVILLE WOLVERINES!

  Picks up paper cup of coffee he's left on the fender, gets in.

  POV HUTT: Sees the TROOPER walking toward him in typical trooper gear. Sees the front of the COP CAR around the side--it wasn't there before.

  HUTT

  Fuck...

  TROOPER/HUTT

  Trooper looks in window.

  TROOPER

  Afternoon, how we doing, sir?

  HUTT

  Fine, you?

  TROOPER

  Shoot, I could do without the heat.

  HUTT

  Me too.

  TROOPER

  I like the Dairy Queen better'n any place you can find. I see one I'm going to stop there. A lot of places, you don't know what you're going to get.(beat)

  This your vehicle, sir?

  HUTT

  Huh? No, it's a rental, not mine.

  TROOPER

  Louisiana plates. That where you're from?

  HUTT

  Baton Rouge.

  TROOPER

  (grins)

  Oh, yeah... You like the Park Avenue?

  HUTT

  Sure. Good car.

  ANOTHER ANGLE

  TROOPER

  Mostly we get your Fairlanes. You're smart, you'll stay clear of a Ford. Can I see your license and registration?

  HUTT

  Sure.

  Hutt shows him, keeps his cool.

  CUT TO:

  Cheerleaders and other patrons are watching all this with interest.

  BACK TO SCENE:

  TROOPER

  This your current address, Mr. Hutt?

  HUTT

  Kenny.

  TROOPER

  What?

  HUTT

  Hutt. Hutt Kenny, not Kenny Hutt.

  TROOPER

  I don't think I know anyone named Hutt.

  HUTT

  Right.

  TROOPER

  (pause)

  Would you hang in there a minute, sir?

  Trooper goes to his car, stays there a moment.

  CLOSE ON HUTT

  Hutt looks irritated, hot.

  OUTSIDE DAIRY QUEEN

  A couple of cheerleaders and patrons are now outside, trying to listen. Hutt gives them an irritated look.

  AT CAR

  TROOPER

  Just checked you 'cause you were out of state, sir. Kinda routine.

  HUTT

  Sure.

  TROOPER

  Only thing is, I ran your name through, and a lot of bad stuff come out. I guess you're surprised to hear that...

  I got thirty-two arrests here...assault, assault, breaking an' entering, possession of a controlled substance, ah, assault-assault-assault. You assault folks a lot down there, Mr. Hutt?

  HUTT

  Kenny.

  TROOPER

  What?

  HUTT

  That stuff you were reading. That's incorrect, that is a mistake.

  TROOPER

  Which one is that, sir? I got thirty-two here.

  HUTT

  You got the sheet. You know I was acquitted on every fucking one.

  TROOPER

  I'd prefer you hold back on the obscenities, sir. You're in Libertyville, Texas, now, you aren't in Lou-easy-anna.

  HUTT

  Fine. Look, officer, in wholesale foods, you got a lot of competition. That stuff you're reading, it's all made up.

  TROOPER

  (thinks about that)

  Okay, Mr. Hutt...I've got no reason to keep you here, nothing you're wanted for. I will ask you, sir, to drive clear of Libertyville and refrain from falsely assaultin' anyone along the way.

  HUTT

  Hey, you're just doing your job, I understand that.

  TROOPER

  Yes, sir...

  The trooper leans in the car. Frowns. Something bothers him.

  HUTT

  What?

  TROOPER

  Before you go, sir, would you hit the trunk release for me, then step outside the car?

  HUTT

  What for?

  TROOPER

  'Cause I asked you to, sir.

  HUTT

  I thought we were through with this.

  TROOPER

  Hit the release, sir.

  Hutt does as he's told. Steps out.

  People are standing around close now.

  Hutt walks back with the trooper, who opens the trunk wide. Hutt gags, makes an awful sound as the smell hits him.

  CUT TO:

  TRUNK

  There are two bodies in the trunk--one guy with his zipper open, the other in an aviator jacket, black or maybe brown. The trooper steps back, puts one hand on his sidearm.

  Cheerleaders and patrons react.

  Hutt shakes his head, stunned, puzzled.

  HUTT

  Hey, there's some kind of--

  CUT TO:

  CLOSE ON HUTT

  as the trooper slams his head against the car.

  HUTT (CONT'D)

  --misunderstanding here.

  CUT TO:

  PIGGS – CELLAR - DAY

  Jack is curled up uncomfortably on a high concrete ledge, wrapped in his shabby blanket. His eyes are closed. Very little light through the slats in the floor above.

  CECIL (O.S.)

  ....dozing off, I can't see the clock, it's Junior Ambrose himself, he's getting on the phone. He's real upset, whining like a kid.

  GRAPE (O.S)

  Uh-huh.

  Jack is wide awake now.

  CECIL'S ROOM

  Cecil opens a beer, gets up, turns on the TV, doesn't like what he sees, turns it off.

  CECIL

  He's telling me the cops have got Hutt, Hutt is in serious shit. They are finding some persons of the stiff persuasion in the trunk.

  Grape laughs. Walks over and gets himself a beer, too.

  CECIL

  I'm telling the kid, "Excuse me for speaking of a person who is in your employee, but fuck Hutt Kenny. You want to sell your product, send me a person, he's got a little respect.

  GRAPE

  Hutt, this guy, he don't know about respect.

  CECIL

  Junior, he got the idea. He's sending someone. I don't know who.

  Cecil walks across the room.

  THE CELLAR

  Dust falls in Jack's eyes.

  BACK TO SCENE.

  CECIL

  Couple things. There's a blue Beamer out in the lot. Have Cat get it out of there. I'm guessing it's the other fucker in Hutt's trunk. He forgot to mention that.

  GRAPE

  Cat kinda forgets.

  CECIL

  And Grape...Tex-Mex dude, hanging 'round Gloria all the time. I'd just as soon put a stop to that.

  Grape turns to go.

  CECIL (O.S.) (CONT'D)

  Get Jack. Don't do anything. I want to talk to him, don't want him in a trunk.

  THE CELLAR

  Jack reacts to Cecil's words as we imagine he would. He looks sick.

  WAN'S STORAGE ROOM-LATER

  Jack is sitting against a wall, wolfing down a bowl of rice. He has a shabby pack by his side. Ortega is squatting on his heels nearby.

  ORTEGA

  ...Rhino is saying, where the fock is Jack? Two in the after noons, where is the Jack? I am saying, how the fock do I know?

  JACK

  (makes a face)

  Christ, this stuff isn't cooked.

  ORTEGA

  I am cooking this rice Al-denny. You don't know this because you are the washer of dishes and the waiter, you are not the chef.

  Jack has his mind somewhere else.

  JACK
/>   You ever been to Canada? I'm thinking another state isn't far enough away.

  Ortega gets up, goes to the kitchen.

  ORTEGA (O.S.)

  I would not be going to the place that is cold. I am thinking Whatamala. Whatamala got the beach, got the girls.

  JACK

  I don't think so. Everyone down there's a Mescan or something. I don't feel I'd get along at all.

  Ortega comes back.

  ORTEGA

  Hey, me either. Bunch of greasers? Who'd want to do that?

  ANOTHER VIEW

  JACK

  I didn't mean any personal offense.

  Ortega looks pained.

  ORTEGA

  You got friends and you don't even know it, Jack. You got people you don't care about, is caring about you. Who do you think is not telling Cecil you are living in the doggie place under the Piggs? Who you think that would maybe be?

  ON JACK

  Jack looks bewildered.

  JACK

  What's with this doggie place? What are you talking about?

  FAVOR ORTEGA

  ORTEGA

  I am seeing you coming out the hole, okay? I know there is Gino's Fine Fish Restu-rant-e before the Piggs, and the Sunset Vet before that. I know these things because I am cook for the Gino's. And, before that, I am putting the puppy dog to sleeping at the vet.

  ON JACK

  JACK

  Jesus....

  ORTEGA

  I would think about the Whatamala, Jack. I would give some thought to that.

  CECIL'S TABLE-MORNING-LATER

  Jack is slumped in a chair. He looks awful. Cecil, Grape and Cat are present. The bartender and Ortega are in the background, cleaning up, setting chairs about for the evening.

  CECIL

  What it is, Jack, I feel there is some misunderstanding among the of members of my staff. I don't wish that to happen anymore. I don't think you do either.

  Jack looks dazed. Grape slaps him playfully across the face.

  GRAPE

  The man's talking to you, Jack.

  CECIL

  Jack's all right. We are making progress here, aren't we, Jack?

  JACK

  Yes, sir, we surely are.

  CECIL

  Cat, he thinks he ought to remove the limb that assaulted his private parts, which is a hurtful thing to.

  What I said was, Jack did not strike you with harmful intent. Jack has learned a great deal from his stay in a penal institution, and he is not as dumb as that.

  Cecil leans forward. Ortega, in the background, scarcely dares look at all this.

  CECIL (CONT'D)

  So here is how it stands, Jack. You get out of this. We go ahead and we don't look back. That okay with you?

  JACK

  It is, Mr. Dupree. And I---

  Cecil flares up, nearly knocks over the table.

  CECIL

  Then what the fuck are you doing here, boy? Get the fuck out of my sight.

  Jack gets up quickly, starts to leave. Cecil calls out.

  CECIL

  Jack...

  ON CECIL

  Cecil holds up Jack's miserable backpack.

  CECIL (CONT'D)

  Friends don't leave friends without saying goodbye. You're not planning any trips real soon, are you?

  Cecil tosses the pack at Jack, who takes off.

  DISSOLVE TO:

  CECIL'S TABLE -NIGHT

  The joint is swinging, packed to the ceiling.

  Cecil sits alone at his table. Gloria prances past, from the front door, and Cecil doesn't even look up.

  CECIL

  You are late, my dear. I do not condone that in my people.

  GLORIA

  Any time you like I will be happy not to show up at all.

  CECIL

  You going to quit?

  GLORIA

  Can I expect you to turn your attentions elsewhere, Mr. Dupree? I would like to get that clear.

  CECIL

  You get a decent place to live yet?

  GLORIA

  What?

  Cecil looks away again.

  CECIL

  Out of that Nazi airplane. We talked about this. And getting coffee. The kind you grind, not something comes in a jar, little grains float on the top...

  Gloria tries to speak, can't.

  CECIL

  I got your flat fixed. You could thank me for that.

  Gloria stomps off, and Cecil nearly smiles.

  WAN'S KITCHEN-NIGHT

  Ortega is busy cooking. Rhino stops Jack as Jack leaves with a tray of food.

  RHINO

  I been getting reports on your behavior, Jack. I do not like hearing incidents like that.

  JACK

  I made a mistake is all. Mr. Dupree says it's okay. Says it wasn't harmful intent.

  RHINO

  I don't give a fuck about intent.

  What you do reflects on me. You want to keep straight, you want to get along with me?

  JACK

  I guess that's what I want to do.

  RHINO

  You guess? What is a fucking guess, Jack?

  Jack has had enough---that does it. Jack turns on Rhino, a different Jack for the moment.

  ALTERNATE VIEW

  JACK

  You got no cause to be stompin' on me. You talk like I'm fucking off all the time and that ain't so. I do what you're telling me, taking your shit, whatever you're dishing out. I am doing as much as anybody else 'round here!

  ON RHINO

  Rhino is shocked that Jack is talking back like this. His anger reaches a peak, then simply drops away.

  RHINO

  Get that stuff over there, get it over an' get back here. And---don't be speaking uncivil to me.

  It is over, and Jack's still alive. As he leaves, sweat breaks out on his face.

  INT. MAIN ROOM - NIGHT

  The place is packed as Jack weaves his way through the crowd. Glances at Cecil's table. Cecil is making a big thing over a guy in a black Stetson hat, a singer Jack has seen on TV. With him is KANDY KLEE, she's a singer too. She's maybe twelve, but made up older than that.

  The two wear typical country singer wear. They are both autographing pigs.

  CLOSE ON ONE OF THE PIGS

  The pig squeals.

  MATCH THE SQUEAL to

  Guy at the bar as he CHOMPS into a barbecue sandwich.

  A TABLE ON THE FLOOR

  Jack spots Maggie riding on an OLD GUY'S chubby knee.

  JACK

  You seen Gloria or what? She's supposed to be on, I don't see her anywhere.

  MAGGIE

  Well hell, Jack, I am busy here, all right? You are interfering with my customer's delight.

  OLD GUY

  I can't see the ladies, you are standing there, son. Get us a couple of Buds.

 

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