Those Kinds of Adult Stories Your Mother Warned You About

by Natalie Nogasm

  The deep knock came again rattling the house above them.

  “We should get that,” she said.

  He patted her butt and she stood up. He took a moment to try to adjust his boner in his sweatpants so that it laid down along one leg instead of standing out straight.

  The knocker pounded against the door a third time.

  “I can get it,” Eva offered.

  Seth waved her off as he waddled toward the steps. “I got it. Hold this thought. I want to come back to our conversation once I get rid of this guy.”

  Eva did show her teeth as she followed behind Seth. She was hoping they would move on from the discussion of sticking it in her ass for one more night.

  They walked past the overflowing boxes on the dinning room table and made their way to the front door.

  Seth pulled the door open with the broad shouldered man outside raising his fist for another knock. The man was more than a head taller than Seth. His muscles tested the limits of his steel gray suit. The man had dark hair cropped short and a gristle of beard forming on his face. His eyes were a shade of green that popped out at Eva.

  Seth cleared his throat and his voice sounded small and weak as he said, “What do you want?”

  The bigger man tilted his head. He pulled a black leather wallet out of his inside coat pocket. As the jacket flipped back, Eva caught a glimpse of a handgun in a holster on his hip. He opened the wallet showing an ID.

  The man said, “My name is Agent Cain Bell. I’m with the local office of the FBI. I’d like to take a moment to come in and clear up a few questions we have.”

  “What sort of questions?” Seth asked.

  “The sort that make us all feel better so that we can move on with our lives,” Agent Bell said.

  Seth glanced back over his shoulder at Eva and then back at the agent. “I don’t think I want to do that.”

  The agent stared back for a moment. He looked over Seth’s head at Eva and back down at Seth. “I kind of think you do, Mr. and Mrs. Glavin. I really do.”

  “Do you have a warrant?” Seth asked.

  Agent Bell actually laughed. “No, but I could get one, if that would make you feel better. Warrants let us dump out drawers and confiscate computers. That would probably play hell with your perfectly legal perfectly compliant business, Mr. Glavin. I can go get a warrant and a few of my friends to do all that. Or you can invite me in for a nice, friendly conversation to be sure we can clear everything up.”

  “Maybe I should get a lawyer first,” Seth said.

  “That’s perfectly within your rights,” Agent Bell said. “If I have to talk through a lawyer, I prefer to do it in a dark interrogation room down at the headquarters. If we are doing things formally, I like to be all official, you understand.”

  “Why are you harassing me? I haven’t done anything wrong.”

  “Then, you have nothing to hide, Seth. May I come in to talk?”

  “Are you trying to trump up charges for some reason? What’s your game?”

  Agent Bell shook his head. “If I was looking to charge you or harass you, I would get the warrant and I would take you in to scare you into confessing something in my dark interrogation room. I would be here with a partner instead of alone. So, do you care to talk to me informally or do we just get on with more formal interactions?”

  “Just let him in, Seth,” Eva said.

  Agent Bell looked at her and smiled. His green eyes struck her again. He said, “Your wife, Eva, has the right idea, Mr. Glavin. What do you say?”

  Seth stepped aside. “Come in for a talk, but that’s it. Don’t try to strong arm me into anything, Agent Bell.”

  “You got it,” Agent Bell said as he stepped into the house. “Nice place you got here.”

  Eva looked around at the clutter around the room and sighed. She thought the agent must be making fun of them.

  “Thank you,” Seth said. “So, what do you want?”

  “I need to talk with you about a few individuals that you apparently aided in entering the United States,” Agent Bell said.

  Seth swallowed and blinked a few times. Eva saw sweat beading around his face. He was looking splotchy too. The sweat made him look greasy to her. He said, “All my paperwork is in order.”

  “You mind if I look through for what I need then?”

  Seth rubbed his sleeve over his lip and then across his forehead. “You will need a warrant for that.”

  “You’ve already invited me in,” Agent Bell said. “I can pretty much look at what I like, if I see it out in plain sight and it looks suspicious.”

  Cain Bell and Seth both looked past Eva at the boxes on the dining room table.

  “Invited you in like a vampire,” Seth said.

  “Now that’s not very nice, Seth,” Agent Bell said. “I am your guest and you are my host. We are just having a friendly visit to clear up any misunderstandings. Remember?”

  Seth cleared his throat and then hacked a few times like he was choking on his own spit. Seth said, “Maybe you tell me the names and I see if I can get back to you on the details?”

  “Maybe.” Agent Bell stared for a moment. He looked down and took out a small notebook chewed around the edges from being in his pants pocket. Eva saw a flash of his gun again. Cain Bell flipped through the dog eared pages with notes and pen scratches on them. He said, “Let’s start with Connie Strovet, Hilda Cornov, and Melinda Trigette. What can you tell me about them?”

  Seth squinted and looked down at the floor. “I help a lot of men and women around the world find love matches. I might need to do some searching to find details on those three.”

  “I can help you look,” Agent Bell said.

  Seth looked up, but stared at the agent’s chest instead of meeting his eyes. “I’d rather you didn’t.”

  “I insist, Seth. It will be my thanks for inviting me in. I’d hate to put all this work on you.”

  “I really would rather you not, Agent Bell. I’ll find what you need on those three and send it to you. Can I have your number?”

  Bell tilted his head. “It’s more than three, Seth. Those are just the first three.”

  “Well, give me the rest of it then.”

  “Here’s the rest of it,” Agent Bell said. “We think you are fudging details on visa applications. By think, I mean that we know you are. We think you are in violation of several counts of immigration fraud statutes by gaining permission for aliens to stay in the States by arranging marriages. We think you might be in violation of prostitution statutes by taking extra from the men for guaranteed sex and paying the women a cut for taking care of the men. We think you might need to come down and sit in a cell since we have enough for an arrest. If you are under investigation, we might need to look into your relationship with Eva as well.”

  Eva stepped forward. “No, please, Agent Cain Bell, I will tell you anything you want to know. I’ll do anything. Don’t arrest me.”

  Agent Bell cut his eyes at Eva and smiled.

  Seth said, “Shut up, Eva. There is nothing to tell.”

  Bell looked back at Seth. “Afraid of what she will tell?”

  Seth blinked and licked his sweaty lips. “There is nothing to tell. You have her scared because she comes from a country where soldiers don’t follow rules. They make up lies and take what they want including favors from the women in the houses they invade.”

  Bell shrugged. “Sounds like an awful, lawless place.”

  “Doesn’t it?” Seth said.

  Eva took another step forward. “Please, don’t arrest him. I’ll do anything you want. Please.”

  Bell sighed and said, “That sounds a lot like bribery. Maybe even some of that prostitution we think you may be involved in. Remember what I mean by think?”

  “I do,” Seth said.

  “Anything, Agent Cain Bell.” Eva stepped up and dropped to her knees beside Agent Bell with her hands out and open like she were begging for mercy.

  “Eva, shut up. You’re making
it worse. Don’t be scared.”

  Agent Bell glanced down and stared into Eva’s cleavage in her tight, black dress. “No, Seth, you guys should be scared, believe me. Let your lovely wife talk. I am interested to see what she says – what she offers.”

  Seth sighed and said, “She is not good with English, Agent Bell. She does not understand our customs and laws. By taking advantage of her fear, background, and ignorance of the situation, that wouldn’t be hard to prove as entrapment.”

  “Look at you, Seth,” Agent Bell said. “You are a smart guy that clearly knows how to get around the law when he needs to, huh?”

  “Anything you want.” Eva clasped her hands together in a classic portrait of begging.

  Seth closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. His jaw flexed, but Seth said nothing to stop her this time.

  “Maybe I hear what she is offering and if I like what I hear, we might work out a deal. After all, this is a friendly meeting. I am the guest and you are the host. It is customary in America to offer your guests something to make them feel comfortable and welcomed, right? Let’s see what she is offering me as your guest and maybe I just might feel welcomed enough to end our visit on a good note. What do you say, Seth?”

  Seth opened his eyes and blinked up at Agent Bell. His voice sounded small again. “Okay.”

  They both looked down at Eva and she looked back and forth between their eyes. She did not know what they wanted her to do.

  “Well?” Agent Bell asked. “What will it be, girl?”

  Seth licked his lips and nodded. He said, “It’s okay, Eva. Do whatever you have to do. I love you.”

  Eva said, “I … what?”

  Agent Bell rolled his eyes. “Every suspect wastes my time one way or the other. Turn around and put your hands behind your back, Seth. Don’t go running off anywhere, Eva dear. We’ll be coming back to talk to you soon.”

  Seth held up his hands. “Wait. Please. Eva, for God’s sake, help me out here.”

  “Don’t make me hogtie you both,” Bell said.

  Eva lunged forward from her knees and grabbed the front of the agent’s belt over his crotch. “No, please, I’ll do anything you want.”

  Bell flipped his coat back and rested his hand on the butt of his pistol. Seth still had his hands up and backed away slowly until his knees contacted a chair and he fell to sitting. Eva realized Seth was abandoning her to whatever the FBI agent planned to do in reaction. He was leaving her at this man’s mercy after she had begged for Seth’s freedom. Eva felt heat in her cheeks that was a mix of fear and anger.

  She said, “Don’t hurt me, please.”

  “Only reason to jump on me like that,” Agent Bell said, “is if you are going for my gun or you are going for my cock. So which is it, Eva?”

  Eva swallowed. She was still holding onto his belt looking up at him. “I was not trying to take your gun. I promise, Agent Cain Bell.”

  “Well, then,” the agent said, “you better go ahead and show me that you were going for the other. It’s okay, Eva. I won’t hurt you. Just show me how much you and your husband want to stay out of jail and I’ll see if I can make that happen for you. Go ahead.”

  Eva looked over at Seth seated in the chair with his hands still up. His eyes were wide and he said, “It’s okay. Do it, Eva. Do it for us. Please.”

  She narrowed her eyes at her husband. She could see that his little prick was hard again as he offered her to another man. His little erection made her angry.

  She stared at him as she began undoing the agent’s belt. Bell lifted his hand off his gun, but he did not unstrap it. He did not even make a move to remove his coat. He placed his hands on his hips like he was waiting on her to finish a chore. The whole situation felt surreal, but his confidence and broad muscled shoulders turned her on. His green eyes looking down at her made her tingle.

  She unzipped his pants and felt the thick, hard cock through the material of his boxer briefs. She could tell that he was large and ready.

  “That’s good,” he said. “Be nice to it. Take it out and kiss it.”

  She started to pull his pants down, but he held on and kept them up. She used her fingertips to ease the waistband of his underwear down off his cock and up underneath his big, heavy balls. She had to hold on to his thick cock to keep it from slapping her in the face. Her hand would not go all the way around it.

  Eva looked over and saw Seth’s mouth hanging open in surprise. She smiled at his reaction. As she still looked at Seth, she leaned in and kissed the head of the agent’s cock. Seth grimaced, so Eva kissed it some more moving down the side of it and looking over the top of the agent’s shaft at her husband. She stuck out her tongue and began licking all around his head, shaft, and balls. Her mouth made smacking noises as she pulled away and then moved back in for more. Soon, she had forgotten about Seth entirely as she worshipping the twelve inch cock and felt herself growing wetter with each kiss and lick.

  Agent Bell said, “Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff. Take it into your mouth now, baby.”

  Him calling her baby reminded her of Seth again. She opened her mouth as wide as she could and slid the head of the agent’s cock past her lips. She looked over at her husband and watched his expression as she slid down on the massive cock inch by inch deep into her mouth and throat. She could not read Seth’s emotions. It was a mix of something. Maybe jealousy and dirty desire, she decided. She went down farther than she thought was possible because she liked the look of surprise she saw growing in Seth’s eyes.

  Eva felt the agent take hold of her strawberry blond hair in both hands. She braced herself and relaxed her throat as Agent Bell started thrusting in and out of her mouth. Her throat made a clicking noise with each thrust, but she took it all as the agent fucked her mouth with his fat cock.

  Spit dribbled down her chin as she caught breathes each time he pulled out before sliding back in along her tongue. Agent Bell reached down and felt her tits through her dress before sliding the straps off her shoulders and palming her breasts out. Eva worked her arms out and allowed her dress to drop down around her stomach as she sat up on her knees servicing Agent Bell’s cock. As he felt her breasts, he massaged them and rubbed her nipples gently. As strongly as he was using her mouth and throat, he had a far nicer touch on her breasts than Seth ever had. Eva’s eyes began to water and she coughed, but recovered and kept sucking his cock.

  Seth started to stand. “I’m going to leave you two alone to finish up here. Give you some privacy.”

  “Sit back down,” Agent Bell ordered. “Stay right there and keep your hands where I can see them.”

  Eva blinked and looked to see Seth watching with his hands up again.

  Agent Bell took his soggy cock out of her mouth and stroked his impressive length with a slippery, wet sound. “Suck my balls, baby.”

  Eva obeyed kissing, licking, and sucking his balls as he stroked himself over her head still wearing his suit and coat.

  Agent Bell pulled Eva up to her feet. He leaned down and kissed her passionately on the lips as he felt her breasts. She instinctively stroked his cock as they kissed. Agent Bell pulled away to yank her dress down. He hooked his thumbs into her thong and yanked it down too. Bell took a moment to rub her clit and pussy with two of his fingers. She held onto his shoulders for support and moaned.

  “You are so wet, Eva,” he said.

  “You make me wet, Agent Cain Bell.”

  He laughed and picked her up naked in his arms. Bell carried her across the room and laid her down on the couch. He knelt and spread her legs as his licked and kissed her clit and pussy. Eva put her hands on his head and moaned as she held on. Bell stuck two fingers in her pussy as he tongued her clit. Eva writhed and screamed bucking her hips into his face. She had three orgasms in a row before she realized what had happened. She did not even know such a thing was possible.

  Agent Bell hooked his hands under her knees and folded up her legs. “Will you hold these for me, baby?”

  Eva
grabbed her own ankles and pulled them up next to her head. Agent Bell grabbed her breasts again and she spread her legs apart to give him better access. His huge, rock hard cock dangle over her exposed, wet pussy.

  Eva said, “I want you to fuck me with your big cock, Agent Cain Bell.”

  “Are you just saying that to stay out of jail?”

  “No, I want you to fuck me hard with that cock. I haven’t had a big cock since I got to America. Please, fuck me. Please.”