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Monty: BOOOO!
Monty: And we can’t meet on your lunch break. I was only teasing. I have too much work to do.
Me: Maybe tonight?
Monty: Can’t. I have plans with Denny.
Me: *cries like Padmé* YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!
Monty: Um, who?
Me: …
Monty: KIDDING, KIDDING! I’ve seen Titanic.
Me: That’s it. We’re breaking up.
Monty: I WAS KIDDING.
Monty: Also, can we “break up” if we’re just friends with benefits?
Me: Oh totally. Me denying you dick would be us breaking up.
Me: Actually, I don’t know…I just really like dangling the D in your face.
Monty: Robbie…
Me: *blinks innocently* What?
Monty: You’re making me want a nap.
Me: A naked nap, right?
Monty: No!
Me: *yes
Me: It’s been days since our last tryst.
Monty: I knew I was just a booty call.
Me: Oh, did you think this was something more? My bad.
Me: Seriously, though, I’m kinda missing you.
Me: And by kinda, I mean I really fucking miss you, and not just for the extra-amazing sex either.
Monty: Extra amazing? Someone’s buttering me up for something.
Monty: I’m not doing any weird positions.
Me: We’ll come back to that later.
Me: But do you want to get together tonight? Just to hang?
Monty: I can’t. I need to prep my schedule for the first week. It’s just days away.
Me: You’re killing me.
Monty: You’ll live.
Me: Not if I’m dead I won’t.
Monty: So dramatic.
Me: *cries a thousand tears*
Monty: If I’d have known you were going to be such a handful…
Me: I am way more than a handful and we both know it.