The Emerald City of Oz

by L. Frank Baum

  _How_ THE NOME KING BECAME ANGRY

  CHAPTER ONE

  The Nome King was in an angry mood, and at such times he was verydisagreeable. Every one kept away from him, even his Chief StewardKaliko.

  Therefore the King stormed and raved all by himself, walking up and downin his jewel-studded cavern and getting angrier all the time. Then heremembered that it was no fun being angry unless he had some one tofrighten and make miserable, and he rushed to his big gong and made itclatter as loud as he could.

  In came the Chief Steward, trying not to show the Nome King howfrightened he was.

  "Send the Chief Counselor here!" shouted the angry monarch.

  Kaliko ran out as fast as his spindle legs could carry his fat roundbody, and soon the Chief Counselor entered the cavern. The King scowledand said to him:

  "I'm in great trouble over the loss of my Magic Belt. Every little whileI want to do something magical, and find I can't because the Belt isgone. That makes me angry, and when I'm angry I can't have a good time.Now, what do you advise?"

  "Some people," said the Chief Counselor, "enjoy getting angry."

  "But not all the time," declared the King. "To be angry once in a whileis really good fun, because it makes others so miserable. But to beangry morning, noon and night, as I am, grows monotonous and prevents mygaining any other pleasure in life. Now, what do you advise?"

  "Why, if you are angry because you want to do magical things and can't,and if you don't want to get angry at all, my advice is not to want todo magical things."

  Hearing this, the King glared at his Counselor with a furious expressionand tugged at his own long white whiskers until he pulled them so hardthat he yelled with pain.

  "You are a fool!" he exclaimed.

  "I share that honor with your Majesty," said the Chief Counselor.

  The King roared with rage and stamped his foot.

  "Ho, there, my guards!" he cried. "Ho" is a royal way of saying, "Comehere." So, when the guards had hoed, the King said to them:

  "Take this Chief Counselor and throw him away."

  Then the guards took the Chief Counselor, and bound him with chains toprevent his struggling, and threw him away. And the King paced up anddown his cavern more angry than before.

  Finally he rushed to his big gong and made it clatter like a fire-alarm.Kaliko appeared again, trembling and white with fear.

  "Fetch my pipe!" yelled the King.

  "Your pipe is already here, your Majesty," replied Kaliko.

  "Then get my tobacco!" roared the King.

  "The tobacco is in your pipe, your Majesty," returned the Steward.

  "Then bring a live coal from the furnace!" commanded the King.

  "The tobacco is lighted, and your Majesty is already smoking your pipe,"answered the Steward.

  "Why, so I am!" said the King, who had forgotten this fact; "but you arevery rude to remind me of it."

  "I am a lowborn, miserable villain," declared the Chief Steward,humbly.

  The Nome King could think of nothing to say next, so he puffed away athis pipe and paced up and down the room. Finally he remembered how angryhe was, and cried out:

  "What do you mean, Kaliko, by being so contented when your monarch isunhappy?"

  "What makes you unhappy?" asked the Steward.

  "I've lost my Magic Belt. A little girl named Dorothy, who was here withOzma of Oz, stole my Belt and carried it away with her," said the King,grinding his teeth with rage.

  "She captured it in a fair fight," Kaliko ventured to say.

  "But I want it! I must have it! Half my power is gone with that Belt!"roared the King.

  "You will have to go to the Land of Oz to recover it, and your Majestycan't get to the Land of Oz in any possible way," said the Steward,yawning because he had been on duty ninety-six hours, and was sleepy.

  "Why not?" asked the King.

  "Because there is a deadly desert all around that fairy country, whichno one is able to cross. You know that fact as well as I do, yourMajesty. Never mind the lost Belt. You have plenty of power left, foryou rule this underground kingdom like a tyrant, and thousands of Nomesobey your commands. I advise you to drink a glass of melted silver, toquiet your nerves, and then go to bed."

  The King grabbed a big ruby and threw it at Kaliko's head. The Stewardducked to escape the heavy jewel, which crashed against the door justover his left ear.

  "Get out of my sight! Vanish! Go away--and send General Blug here,"screamed the Nome King.

  Kaliko hastily withdrew, and the Nome King stamped up and down until theGeneral of his armies appeared.

  This Nome was known far and wide as a terrible fighter and a cruel,desperate commander. He had fifty thousand Nome soldiers, all welldrilled, who feared nothing but their stern master. Yet General Blug wasa trifle uneasy when he arrived and saw how angry the Nome King was.

  "Ha! So you're here!" cried the King.

  "So I am," said the General.

  "March your army at once to the Land of Oz, capture and destroy theEmerald City, and bring back to me my Magic Belt!" roared the King.

  "You're crazy," calmly remarked the General.

  "What's that? What's that? What's that?" And the Nome King danced aroundon his pointed toes, he was so enraged.

  "You don't know what you're talking about," continued the General,seating himself upon a large cut diamond. "I advise you to stand in acorner and count sixty before you speak again. By that time you may bemore sensible."

  The King looked around for something to throw at General Blug, but asnothing was handy he began to consider that perhaps the man was rightand he had been talking foolishly. So he merely threw himself into hisglittering throne and tipped his crown over his ear and curled his feetup under him and glared wickedly at Blug.

  "In the first place," said the General, "we cannot march across thedeadly desert to the Land of Oz; and, if we could, the Ruler of thatcountry, Princess Ozma, has certain fairy powers that would render myarmy helpless. Had you not lost your Magic Belt we might have somechance of defeating Ozma; but the Belt is gone."

  "I want it!" screamed the King. "I must have it."

  "Well, then, let us try in a sensible way to get it," replied theGeneral. "The Belt was captured by a little girl named Dorothy, wholives in Kansas, in the United States of America."

  "But she left it in the Emerald City, with Ozma," declared the King.

  "How do you know that?" asked the General.

  "One of my spies, who is a Blackbird, flew over the desert to the Landof Oz, and saw the Magic Belt in Ozma's palace," replied the King with agroan.

  "Now, that gives me an idea," said General Blug, thoughtfully. "Thereare two ways to get to the Land of Oz without traveling across the sandydesert."

  "What are they?" demanded the King, eagerly.

  "One way is _over_ the desert, through the air; and the other way is_under_ the desert, through the earth."

  Hearing this the Nome King uttered a yell of joy and leaped from histhrone, to resume his wild walk up and down the cavern.

  "That's it, Blug!" he shouted. "That's the idea, General! I'm King ofthe Under World, and my subjects are all miners. I'll make a secrettunnel under the desert to the Land of Oz--yes! right up to the EmeraldCity--and you will march your armies there and capture the wholecountry!"

  "Softly, softly, your Majesty. Don't go too fast," warned the General."My Nomes are good fighters, but they are not strong enough to conquerthe Emerald City."

  "Are you sure?" asked the King.

  "Absolutely certain, your Majesty."

  "Then what am I to do?"

  "Give up the idea and mind your own business," advised the General. "Youhave plenty to do trying to rule your underground kingdom."

  "But I want that Magic Belt--and I'm going to have it!" roared the NomeKing.

  "I'd like to see you get it," replied the General, laughing maliciously.

  The King was by this time so exasperated that he picked up his scepter,which had a h
eavy ball, made from a sapphire, at the end of it, andthrew it with all his force at General Blug. The sapphire hit theGeneral upon his forehead and knocked him flat upon the ground, where helay motionless. Then the King rang his gong and told his guards to dragout the General and throw him away; which they did.

  This Nome King was named Roquat the Red, and no one loved him. He was abad man and a powerful monarch, and he had resolved to destroy the Landof Oz and its magnificent Emerald City, to enslave Princess Ozma andlittle Dorothy and all the Oz people, and recover his Magic Belt. Thissame Belt had once enabled Roquat the Red to carry out many wickedplans; but that was before Ozma and her people marched to theunderground cavern and captured it. The Nome King could not forgiveDorothy or Princess Ozma, and he had determined to be revenged uponthem.

  But they, for their part, did not know they had so dangerous an enemy.Indeed, Ozma and Dorothy had both almost forgotten that such a person asthe Nome King yet lived under the mountains of the Land of Ev--which layjust across the deadly desert to the south of the Land of Oz.

  An unsuspected enemy is doubly dangerous.