SPQR IV: The Temple of the Muses

by John Maddox Roberts

  “You wish to go hunting, sir? Not far from here can be found lion, gazelle, oryx …”

  “What I shall hunt I have not yet decided,” I told the man. “Is there a boatman here who took the philosopher Iphicrates of Chios on his monthly expeditions?”

  The man looked puzzled, but he turned and addressed the bargemen in Egyptian. One man stood and stepped off his craft. He exchanged a few words with the foreman, who turned back to me.

  “This man took Iphicrates out three times.”

  “Tell him I want to go where Iphicrates went.” There was a bit more talk and we agreed upon a price. Hermes and the bargeman transferred our gear into the little vessel while I made myself comfortable in the prow. The man went to the stern and picked up his pole. Soon we were off, drifting silently by the awakening city.

  The bargeman was a typical Egyptian of the riverine sort. He had short, bowed legs and had probably seldom ventured onto land in his life. His command of Greek was uncertain and he had not a word of Latin. He poled his craft along with quiet serenity, looking like a picture on a wall.

  Soon we were in the tunnel that passed through the lake wall, its great double portcullis raised for the day. The bulk of the canal traffic was coming into the city at that hour. There was very little leaving it. We passed the entrance to the Nile canal and headed toward the lake. I turned and called out to the bargeman.

  “Didn’t Iphicrates go to the Nile to measure its rise and fall, and to examine the shores?” I wasn’t sure he understood the whole question, but he understood enough.

  “He went to the lake,” he said.

  Soon we were on the quiet waters of Lake Mareotis. Its shores were low and marshy, lined with papyrus. The reeds were alive with waterfowl, wild ducks and geese and gulls, herons and the occasional wading ibis. We passed wallows where hippos disported themselves, their smiling mouths and comically wiggling ears belying their essentially hostile and ill-tempered nature. Hermes’s eyes grew round when he saw these huge, wild beasts so close.

  “Will they attack us?” he asked.

  “They never scared you before,” I said.

  “We were on a bigger boat then. Those things could swallow us with one gulp.”

  “If they were so inclined. But they eat grass. As long as we stay clear of them, they won’t bother us. Now that”—I pointed at something that looked like a floating log—“will definitely eat you, should you fall in.” As if hearing me, the thing turned and regarded us with a glistening eye. Hermes grew paler.

  “Why don’t they exterminate those monsters?” he said.

  “Crocodiles are sacred to the god Sobek. They mummify them and put them in temple crypts.”

  “Egyptians! Is there anything they don’t worship and make into mummies?”

  “Slaves,” I told him. “There is no god of slaves.”

  “Or Romans either I’ll bet,” was his rejoinder.

  We drifted eastward in the direction of the delta until the sun was nearly noon-high. Then we came around a low headland to a place where a stone dock protruded into the water. The bargeman turned the nose of his craft toward the wharf.

  “What is this?” I asked him.

  “This is where the man from the Museum went.”

  In the distance I could see a large house amid tilled fields.

  “Whose estate is this?”

  He shrugged. “The king’s, or some great noble’s.” A safe guess, since everything belonged to the king or some great noble.

  “Keep going,” I instructed him. “I’ll tell you where to put in to shore.”

  He turned away from the wharf. I saw nobody manning the pier. As far as I could tell, we were unobserved. That was of little importance in any case, since we were far from the only watercraft on the lake that morning. Fowlers and fishers were at their work, and boats carried produce from the plantations fringing the lake. Barges like ours carried huge bundles of papyrus reeds for the paper factories of Alexandria. It was not exactly crowded, but one more boat should attract no attention.

  About a mile east of the pier I saw a small inlet that cut through the reeds to the shore. “Put us in there.”

  The barge nosed aground on a sandy bank surrounded by palm trees. We unloaded our gear and set it among the trees. The bargeman looked around with a dubious expression.

  “Not much hunting here, I think.”

  “We’ll chance it,” I told him. “Come back for us here at this time tomorrow and I’ll pay you double what you got today.”

  It was all one to him, so he agreed. People everywhere assume that all foreigners are insane. Thus, when you are in a strange land, it is easy to get away with eccentric behavior. He poled his barge away from the shore and was soon out of sight. We carried our gear to a spot sheltered from view by high bushes and rested beneath the shade of the palms.

  “All right,” Hermes demanded. “Why are we here? It certainly isn’t for hunting.” He started at a sound in the nearby bushes. When he saw that it was just an indignant ibis, he relaxed.

  “Iphicrates was in the habit of taking monthly journeys, supposedly to measure the Nile waters and observe the banks. As I’ve just learned, he went nowhere near the river. He came instead to this estate, and I propose to find out what he was doing here.”

  “If he was lying about where he went, he had a reason for it,” Hermes said, with a slave’s grasp of subterfuge. “Couldn’t this be dangerous?”

  “It most certainly is. That is why I am taking as few chances as possible. Many travelers go hunting in the Egyptian wilds, so our leaving the city should have aroused no suspicion. I intend to explore this estate, but I shall do it cautiously. It’s too early now. We’ll set out when the sun gets lower.”

  “We?” Hermes said.

  “Yes, we. You’ll enjoy this, Hermes, it’s just your sort of activity.”

  “You mean I should enjoy getting caught and tortured for spying?”

  “No, Hermes. Not getting caught is what you like.”

  So we made ourselves as comfortable as possible and dozed away the forenoon and a good part of the afternoon. In the cool of early evening we kindled a small fire in which I charred some pulpy, rotted palm-wood. Then we immediately extinguished the fire lest the smoke betray our presence.

  Some years before, I had served under my kinsman Quintus Caecilius Metellus Pius in Spain, during the rebellion of Sertorius. I had seen no open, set-piece battles, but instead had fought guerrillas in the mountains. This was considered poor campaigning by most, since conventional leadership of soldiers in glorious battles was considered a necessity for political advancement at home. But it had taught me some valuable skills. Our Iberian mountaineer scouts had taught me the rudiments of their craft, and these skills I was about to put to good use in Egypt.

  By the time we made our preparations, Hermes was eager to go. He had spent hours in a near-panic. A true child of the metropolis, he was certain that open country was alive with wild, ravenous beasts hungering for his flesh. Every disturbance in the water was a crocodile coming ashore. Every quiet rustle in the bushes was a cobra. The louder rustles had to be lions. The scorpions that infested Alexandria probably represented a far greater danger to him, but they were commonplace. For some reason, most people fear being slain in an exotic manner. This is not peculiar to slaves.

  With soot from the charred wood I streaked my face, arms and legs and directed Hermes to do the same. Then we daubed ourselves liberally with reddish clay from the bank. Egyptians divide their nation into the Red Land and the Black Land. The Red Land is Upper Egypt, to the south, but anywhere in Egypt away from the river and the delta is tolerably red. With our streaked limbs and faces and our dark red tunics, we would blend well with our surroundings in the fading light.

  I picked up one of the short hunting spears and told Hermes to do likewise. He held it as if it were an asp that might bite him, but I thought it might give him a bit of confidence. We smeared the points with soot and clay to dampen any glea
m, and we set off.

  The first half-mile was easy, the reeds and brush so high that we could walk upright. There was a good deal of wildlife, and these were hard on my slave’s nerves. We disturbed a family of ugly little pigs, and a pair of hyenas lurked back in the bush, watching us. A jackal cocked its huge ears in our direction. These last are rather attractive little beasts, somewhat like foxes.

  “Hermes,” I whispered at about the twentieth time he jumped, “the only really dangerous beasts are still well ahead of us. You’ll know them because they will be carrying weapons.” That quieted him.

  With startling abruptness, we were out of the dense lakeside growth and at the edge of the cultivated land. At the limit of the tall grass there was a sloping earthwork dike, perhaps ten feet high. This presumably was a barrier against the occasional overflow of the lake. We went up this on hands and knees. At the crest I slowly raised my head until I could see over the top.

  On the other side stretched cultivated fields, but these had been left fallow, sown with grass and made into pasture for at least the past year or two, from the look of them. A few head of the piebald, lyre-horned Egyptian cattle munched placidly on the rich forage. On the far side I could vaguely descry some buildings and odd shapes, including what appeared to be a high watchtower. I wanted a closer look, but it was still too light to risk crossing the pasture, where we could easily be seen. A few hundred paces to the left I saw an orchard of date palms. I ducked back down below the crest of the dike, and Hermes did the same.

  “We’re not going to cross that field, are we?” he said. “It’s all full of cowshit and those animals have sharp horns.”

  “I didn’t see any bulls,” I told him. “But don’t worry. We’re going over to that date orchard and work our way closer through the trees.” He nodded excitedly. He was naturally sneaky and underhanded, and all this appealed to him, except for the animals.

  We walked the short distance and crossed the dike, descending its opposite slope into the cool dimness of the orchard. Like the fields, this, too, was neglected. Last season’s fruit lay on the ground, food for pigs and baboons, while monkeys swarmed overhead, eagerly devouring this season’s growth.

  “Some of the finest farmland in the world here,” I said, “and someone is letting it go to ruin. That’s not like Egyptians.” Indeed, the sight offended the remnants of my rustic Roman soul. Hermes was unmoved, but then, slaves do the actual work of farming, while we landowners practice a sort of agrarian nostalgia, fed by stories of our virtuous ancestors and pastoral poetry.

  We progressed cautiously through the orchard, scanning the surroundings for observers. At one point a tribe of baboons screamed and hooted at us, pelting us with dung and dates. These were quite unlike the tame baboon-servants of the court, but rather were nasty, bad-tempered beasts like hairy dwarfs with long, be-fanged snouts.

  “Do you think all that noise gave us away?” Hermes asked when we were past them.

  “Baboons sound like that all the time. They scream at intruders and at each other. Everyone here will be used to it.”

  At the extremity of the orchard we could see the roofs of the buildings, but the grass had grown too high to see anything else, except for the exceedingly high tower, which gleamed a lurid red in the rays of the setting sun. Hermes pointed up at it.

  “What’s that?” he whispered.

  “I think I know, but I want a closer look,” I whispered back. “From here on, be very quiet and move very slowly. Watch me and do what I do.” With that, I lay down on my belly and began to crawl slowly forward on knees and elbows, dragging my spear along the ground by my side. It was a painful means of progression, but there was no remedy for that. I elbowed my way through the grass, keeping a wary eye out for the snakes that are so abundant in Egypt. I was not as nervous as Hermes, but only a fool discounts the creatures. After all, when you slither on your belly like a reptile, you intrude on the domain of snakes, so to speak, and had best be ready to answer their challenges.

  A few minutes of this crawling brought me to the edge of the high grass and I paused while Hermes crawled up beside me. Slowly, like actors in a mime, we parted the grass before our faces and looked into the field beyond.

  Surrounded by large farm buildings of the usual Egyptian mud-brick architecture was a broad field of hard-packed dirt, rather like a parade ground. In fact, it was a parade ground, for its inhabitants were soldiers. I could tell they were soldiers because, even though none of them bothered with armor or helmet in this place, still they wore their military boots and their sword-belts, without which they would have felt naked. They were a mixed group of Macedonians and Egyptians, and they were drilling on the most fanciful battery of war engines seen since the siege of Syracuse.

  One team operated a contraption that looked like six giant crossbows yoked together. It looked ridiculous, but with a startling crash it shot six heavy javelins across the field to smash through a formation of wicker dummies. The machine rocked with the violence of its discharge, and some of the spears went through four or more of the dummies before slowing down.

  On another part of the field men worked at a huge, counterweighted catapult with a long, cranelike arm terminating in a sling instead of the usual basket. Soldiers placed a ponderous stone in the sling and stood back. At a shouted signal the counterweight dropped and the long arm swept through a graceful arc. It stopped against a rope-padded horizontal bar and the sling whipped around in an ever-accelerating half-circle and its free end released, hurling the stone an unbelievable height and distance, so far that we did not hear its crashing fall.

  There were more conventional-looking weapons as well, moving tortoises slung with battering rams, their heads actually cast in the shape of bronze ram heads with curling horns: giant augurs to bore through walls; small, fast-firing catapults for rocks and javelins; and many others. But the centerpiece, dwarfing all the others, was the tower.

  It was at least two hundred feet high, and completely plated with iron. That was the reason for its strange ruddy gleam. At various levels balconies protruded from the main structure, equipped with catapults protected by movable shields. Once in a while a plate would swing forward and up from the forward face and a missile would arch out, after which the plate immediately dropped.

  “That,” I said, “to answer your earlier question, is something very like the ‘city-taker’ of Demetrius the Besieger. It was the biggest siege tower ever built, and I think this one may be even bigger.”

  Then, amid a hideous groaning and squealing, the colossal thing began to move. Slowly, painfully, it lurched forward a foot at a time as the men inside it and atop it cheered. Of course, one expects siege towers to move, else they would be of little use, but they are always pushed by oxen or elephants or at least a crowd of slaves or prisoners. But this outrageous device moved with no visible means of propulsion. Besides, there was something unnatural about anything so large moving at all. If I had not already been as low as I could get, my jaw would have dropped.

  “Magic!” Hermes squealed. He tried to get up, but I grabbed his shoulder and held him fast.

  “It’s not magic, you young idiot! It’s driven by some sort of inner mechanism, a windlass or capstan of some sort, a thing of gears and wheels and teeth. I was studying drawings of such things just last night.”

  Actually, I had only the vaguest idea of what it might be. Even the simplest waterwheel seemed intolerably complex to me. Still, I preferred to think that there was some mechanical explanation. I had only the most minimal belief in magic and the supernatural. Besides, if the Egyptians possessed magic so powerful, how would we manipulate them so easily?

  A trumpet sounded and all the soldier-engineers dropped their tools and left their engines. The duty day was over. Perhaps twenty men filed out of the tower. Last of all came about thirty oxen from the interior. Then a gang of slaves went in with baskets and shovels to clean up after the oxen. So much for magic.

  “Seen enough?” Hermes asked.<
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  “Our boatman won’t be back for us until tomorrow. I want a closer look. Let’s go back to the orchard. It will be dark enough soon.” We reversed our earlier progress, slithering rearwards until we were safely among the trees.

  Two hours later, we passed through the grass again, walking this time, but crouched low. Slowly and with great caution, we made our way to the edge of the parade ground. Had this been a Roman encampment, we would have been challenged by sentries, but these were barbarians, lazy and incompetent, for whom soldiering was scarcely more professional than the tribal warrioring of their native lands. That they were within their own territory with no enemy for a thousand miles was no excuse. The legions fortify every camp even if they are within sight of the walls of Rome. Still, it was convenient for us.

  The machines stood like dead monsters in the moonlight as we walked up to them. They were made of wood that had been painstakingly cut and shaped, then sanded smooth and in some cases painted. War engines are usually built at the site of a siege and are made of rough-hewn wood and are often abandoned when the fighting is over, after the ironmongery and the ropes have been salvaged.

  Even with my inexperienced eye, I could see that these machines were held together by pins and wedges, so that they could be disassembled for transport. That, I guessed, was an innovation of Iphicrates. Egypt has little native wood save for palm, a soft and fibrous material unsuitable for such work. All of this wood had to be imported, shiploads of it.

  We walked to the base of the tower, which gave off a powerful, disagreeable smell.

  “What’s that stink?” Hermes asked.

  “It takes a lot of oil to keep this much iron from rusting,” I told him. “There’s enough here to make armor for three legions.” I fingered a plate that had pulled a little loose from the frame. It was good metal, about the thickness of body armor. I walked up the back ramp and looked inside, but it was far too dark to see, only a little moonlight coming through the ports that had been left open. Despite the efforts of the slaves, the interior smelled strongly of oxen. This, mixed with the stench of rancid olive oil, finally drove me away.