Vampire Kisses vk-1

by Эллен Шрайбер

  I laughed as I walked to the door.

  "Raven?"

  "Yes?"

  "What do you believe in?"

  "I believe in—finding out!"

  11 Mission Improbable

  "I'm on a mission!" I screamed to Becky, who was already waiting on the swings in Evans Park. I had told her to meet me at seven P.M. "You'll never believe what's happening!"

  "You have another pair of Trevor's underwear?"

  "Trevor who? No, this is way beyond him! Way beyond the city limits. This is totally out of this world!"

  "What gives?"

  "I have all the dirt on the Mansion family!"

  "Oh, the vampires?"

  "You know?"

  "It's all over town. Some say it's the way they dress. Some say they're just weird. Mr. Mitchell told my father they must be inhuman since they ate at Georgio's and held the garlic."

  "But that's the Mitchells. Still, I may have to add that to my journal. Every bit of info is crucial!"

  "Is this why we're meeting?"

  "Becky, do you…believe in vampires?"

  "No."

  "No?"

  "No!"

  "That's it? You're not even going to think about it?"

  "You could have asked me that on the phone. I cut out early on a second helping of macaroni and cheese!"

  "This is of major importance!"

  "Are you mad? Do you want me to believe in vampires?"

  "Well…"

  "Raven, do you believe in them?"

  "I've wanted to for years. But who knows? I didn't believe Rock Hudson was gay."

  "Who's Rock Hudson?"

  I rolled my eyes. "Never mind. I asked you to meet me here to help me out on my mission. See, the answers lie not in rumors, but in truths, and the truth lies in that Mansion. And every Saturday night Creepy Butler Man goes to Wexley's for an hour of grocery shopping. I drove by the Mansion, and they don't seem to have a security system. And if I play my cards right, Gothic Guy will be keeping to himself in his attic room of blaring Marilyn Manson angst. He'll never hear me."

  "He'll never hear you doing what?"

  "Finding the truth."

  "This sounds so way out."

  "Thank you."

  "So you need me to be at my house waiting by the phone, so when you get safely home, you can call me and share all the details?"

  I stared at her hard.

  "No, I need you to be my lookout."

  "You know this is trespassing? Like really trespassing? Like breaking and entering?"

  "Well, if I can find an open window, then I won't be breaking. I'll only be entering. And if it all goes as planned, no one will be the wiser and so then I won't even be entering. I won't even get in trouble for exiting!"

  "I shouldn't…"

  "You should."

  "I can't."

  "You can."

  "I won't."

  "You will!"

  The conversation stopped. "You will!" I said, this time sternly. I hated to be bossy, but it had to be done. I got up from my swing. "I won't steal anything. You'll be an accomplice to nothing. But if I do find out something major, colossal, spectacular, totally out of this world, then we can both share the Nobel Prize."

  "We have till Saturday, right?"

  "Yes. Which gives me plenty of time to gather more info and comb the Mansion grounds. And you have plenty of time to—"

  "Think of excuses?"

  I smiled. "No, to finish your macaroni and cheese."

  12 Quiting Time

  It was better than graduation day: the day my part-time job was over. I had safely cleared $200 after taxes. Enough for dear old dad to buy a sparkling new tennis racket and a new can of bright neon-yellow tennis balls.

  I felt a little tinge of melancholy as I picked up my sweater to leave Armstrong Travel, my check safely in my purse. Ruby gave me a huge hug, a real hug, not like Janice's porcelain babydoll hug.

  I waved good-bye to Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, and the Hawaiian sunset.

  "Feel free to come back anytime!" Ruby said. "I'm really going to miss you. You're one of a kind, Raven."

  "You are, too!"

  She really was, and it was nice to have finally bonded with someone who was different from the average Dullsvillian.

  "Some day you'll find a one-of-a-kind guy who is just like you!"

  "Thanks, Ruby!"

  It was the most tender thing anyone had ever said to me.

  Just then Kyle Garrison, Dullsville's golf pro, came in to flirt with Ruby. She had found a lot of one-of-a-kinds for herself. But she deserved it.

  I placed my paycheck on my night table, and I curled up in bed, happy that my prison sentence was over and that I could cash the check tomorrow and proudly hand all my earnings over to Dad. But of course I couldn't sleep. I lay awake all night, wondering what my one-of-a-kind guy would look like. I prayed he didn't wear plaid pants like Kyle the golf pro.

  Then I thought about the guy at the Mansion. And wondered if I'd already met my one-of-a-kind.

  "What are you so smiley about?" Trevor asked me the next day after lunch. I couldn't help but smile, even to Trevor. I was that happy.

  "I'm retired." I beamed. "Now I can just live off the interest!"

  "Really? Congratulations. But I got so used to seeing you in your cute secretary outfits. You can wear them just for me now," he said, leaning in close.

  "Get off," I yelled, pushing him away. "You're not going to spoil my day!"

  "I won't spoil your day," he said, standing back. "I'm proud of you." He smiled a gorgeous smile, but it was mixed with underlying evil. "Now you should have enough money to take me out. I like horror films."

  "But they're too scary for children like you. I'll call you in a couple years."

  I laughed and walked on. This time he didn't stop me. I guess he really wasn't going to spoil my day after all. Eighth period was finally over. I quickly went to meet Becky at my locker for an after-school ice cream and Mansion plan update. There was a crowd of students standing around my locker. Becky tried to lead me away, but I pushed past her, through the gawking students.

  As I approached, the gawking students stepped back.

  I looked at my locker, and my heart fell to the floor. Hanging by rope attached to silver duct tape was my father's Prince tennis racket and a sign that read, game over! i win!

  My head started to spin like in The Exorcist. Trevor Mitchell had kept the racket the whole time. Could he have somehow gotten it the day Creepy Man came to school?

  My body shook with fury. All those ringing phone lines, all those angry customers, all the boring faxes, the sickening taste of envelopes. Watching people fly, drive, and ski their way out of Dullsville as I handed them their tickets to freedom. All because Trevor had been waiting for the right moment to return the racket.

  I let out a scream that started in my boots and ended echoing off the walls.

  Several startled teachers ran out to see what had happened.

  "Raven, are you okay?" Ms. Lenny asked.

  I didn't know if the crowd had dispersed or was still hanging on; I only saw the tennis racket. I couldn't breathe, much less speak.

  "What happened?" Mr. Burns shouted.

  "Are you choking? Do you have asthma?" Ms. Lenny asked.

  "Trevor Mitchell—" I began through gritted teeth.

  "Yes?"

  "He's been beaten up. He's in the hospital!"

  "What? How?"

  "Where? When?" the panicked teachers inquired alternately.

  I took a deep breath. "I don't know how or where!" I turned to them, my body fuming and my head ready to explode. "But I'll tell you this— it'll be soon!"

  The puzzled teachers stared back.

  I grabbed the tennis racket with all my might, yanking it so hard the duct tape ripped off a band of green paint from my already grungy locker.

  I bolted out of school, thirsting for blood.

  Students were scattered on the front lawn, waiting
for rides. When I didn't find Trevor, I marched around the back.

  I spotted him at the bottom of the hill on the soccer field. Waiting for me. He was surrounded by the entire soccer team.

  Trevor had planned this. He had patiently waited for this day as I impatiently worked. He knew I'd come after him. He knew I'd be fuming. He knew I'd want to fight. And now he could prove to his buddies that he was king again, that he had gotten Gothic Girl, if not by the tree, then by the racket. And he wanted all his buddies to witness it.

  I moved quickly, charged with a bloodthirsty rage. I stormed down the hill to the soccer field, thirteen jocks and one proud antagonist staring at me. Everyone waiting for me to get the bait, and the bait was Trevor.

  I pushed past the soccer snobs and walked up to Trevor, clutching my dad's racket, ready for the kill.

  "I had it the whole time," he confessed. "I chased that freaky butler dude down that day after school. He wanted to give the racket back himself, but I told him I was your boyfriend. He seemed disappointed."

  "You told him you were my boyfriend? Gross!"

  "It's grosser for me, babe. You'd be going out with a soccer player. I'd be going out with a freak show!"

  I pulled back the racket to take a swing.

  "I was going to return it sooner, but you looked so happy going to work."

  "You're going to have to wear more than a golf glove when I get through with you this time!"

  I swung at him and he jumped back.

  "I knew you'd come running after me. Girls always do!" he announced proudly.

  His crowd of puppets laughed.

  "But you're running after me, too, aren't you, Trevor?"

  He stared at me, puzzled.

  "It's true," I continued. "Tell your friends! They're all here. But I'm sure they knew it all along. Tell them why you're doing this!"

  "What are you talking about, freak?" I could see by his expression he was ready for a battle, but he wasn't expecting to play this kind of game.

  "I'm talking about love," I said coyly.

  The whole crowd laughed. I had a weapon that was better than any two-hundred-dollar racket: humiliation. To accuse a soccer snob of being attracted to a Gothic girl was one thing, but to use this mushy gushy word in front of a sixteen-year-old macho guy was sure to bring the house down.

  "You're really freaking out!" he shouted.

  "Don't be so embarrassed. It's rather cute, really," I said smugly and smiled at the goalie. "Trevor Mitchell loves me. Trevor Mitchell loves me!" I sang.

  Trevor didn't know what to say.

  "You're on drugs, girl," Trevor declared.

  "Lame comeback, Trevor." I looked at all his smiling soccer snob friends and then glared at him. "It was so obvious the way you felt, I should have known all along." Then I said in my loudest voice, "Trevor Mitchell, you're in love with me."

  "Right, you clown! Like I have a poster of you on my bedroom wall. You're nothing but a skank."

  The skank bit hurt, but I let the pain fuel me for the next round.

  "You didn't go to Oakley Woods with a poster. You didn't dress up like a vampire to impress a poster. And you didn't hide my dad's racket so you could gain the attention of a raging poster!"

  The soccer guys must have been impressed by my argument, because they didn't attack me or defend Trevor, but instead waited to see what would happen next. "None of your friends here give me the time of day," I went on. "It's 'cause they don't care about me, but you care. You care like crazy. You're telling me the time every day."

  "You're crazy! You're nothing but a drugged-up, freaked-out loser girl, and that's all you'll ever be."

  Trevor looked at Matt, who only smiled awkwardly and shrugged his shoulders. There were snickers from his other mates and whispered words I couldn't hear.

  "You want me so bad," I shouted in his face. "And you can't have me!"

  He came at me, everything swinging, and it was a good thing I had my dad's tennis racket to defend myself against his punches. There must have been something pitiful about a furious jock trying to attack a girl, or maybe Trevor's gang of soccer dudes secretly enjoyed seeing him humiliated, because they pulled him back and Matt, along with the goalie, stepped in front of me like a handsome barricade.

  Just then Mr. Harris blew his whistle for practice.

  There was no time for thank-yous to Matt and the others or "Gee, this has been fun—we'll have to do it again some time." I ran back up the hill triumphantly. I couldn't wait to tell Becky.

  Did I really believe Trevor was in love with me? No. It seemed as unlikely as the existence of vampires. Mr. Popular loves Ms. Unpopular. But I had made a good case, and the important thing was, everyone had bought it.

  I was finally free.

  13 A Girl Obsessed

  Suddenly other Dullsvillians reported Gothic Guy sightings.

  "He's really great looking, but a major weird-fest must be going on in that haunted house!" Monica Havers whispered to Josie Kendle in algebra class.

  "He actually came out of his dungeon?”

  “Yeah, and Trevor Mitchell spotted him coming out of the cemetery at night and said he had blood dripping from his mouth. And when Trevor drove closer, he suddenly disappeared!"

  "Really? Hey, you're hanging out with Trevor again?"

  "No way! Everyone knows he's in love with that Raven girl. But get this. I saw that ghost guy at the movies last Friday. Alone. Who goes to a movie by himself?"

  "Only a loony loser crazy person," Josie said.

  "Exactly!"

  I rolled my eyes in total disgust.

  Then after dinner I was at the 7-Eleven with Becky, picking up soda for my mom, when I noticed a tabloid headline that read, "I Gave Birth to a Two-Headed Vampire Baby."

  "Well, it must be true then!" I joked. "Vampires do exist. I read it in the National Liar?”

  Becky and I giggled like little girls.

  I turned around and there was Gothic Guy standing right in back of me, staring at the candy bars below the counter.

  He was wearing Ray Bans, like a ghostly rock star, and was holding a pack of candles.

  "Aren't you the guy—" I whispered breathlessly, as if I had spotted a celebrity.

  "Next," the clerk said, summoning him to the counter.

  He didn't even notice me. I followed him closely but was edged out by a red-haired fitness queen and her tanning bed-addicted friend buying celebrity mags and bottles of imported water.

  Gothic Guy took his bag and left the store, lifting his sunglasses as soon as he stepped into the dusk.

  The two women leered at him like they had just seen a walking zombie.

  "That reminds me, Phyllis," the fitness queen whispered. "I saw that kid at Carlson's Book Store. He's so pale! Hasn't he ever heard of the sun? At least he could use some fake tanning cream. He needs a makeover bad!"

  "Did you notice what he was reading?"

  "Oh, yes," she recalled. "It was a book on Benson Hill Cemetery!"

  "I'll have to tell Natalie Mitchell. She's convinced they're vampires!"

  "Maybe we'll see the Sterlings in the tabloids next week: 'Vampire Teen Plays Baseball with Real Bats.'" And they giggled like me and Becky had before. "Hurry!" I said, impatiently. By the time Becky and I raced into the parking lot he was gone.

  The gossip continued at our dinner table.

  "John Garver at the courthouse told me that the Sterlings didn't buy the Mansion, but they inherited it," my dad said.

  "Jimmy Fields said he heard they don't eat real food, but bugs and twigs," Nerd Boy added, like only a nerd would.

  "What's the matter with you guys?" I shouted. "They're just different—they aren't breaking any laws!"

  "I'm sure they aren't, Raven," my mom agreed. "But at the very least, they are strange. Their clothes are bizarre."

  They all looked at me—at my black lipstick, black nail polish, blackened hair, black spandex dress, and clunky black plastic bracelets.

  "Well, I d
ress bizarre, too. Do you think I'm strange?"

  "Yes," they said in unison.

  We all had a good laugh at that one, even me. But deep down, I felt sad because I knew they really weren't kidding, and I could tell they felt sad, too, for the very same reason.

  The sun had fallen from the sky and the moon was smiling over Becky and me. I was ready for the infiltration in camouflage night gear. I was wearing matte black lipstick instead of gloss, black turtleneck, black jeans, and a tiny black backpack with a flashlight and disposable camera. Mr. and Mrs. Sterling were in Europe. Their Mercedes was not in sight. Creepy Man must have gone to the store, and if he pushed his shopping cart as slowly as he drove, I'd have plenty of time.

  The rusty iron gate stood in front of me. All the answers to the rumors lay on the other side. A quick climb over and the investigation would begin.

  Unfortunately the adventure was going to be delayed, because Becky was terrified about climbing.

  "You didn't tell me we'd have to climb the gate! I'm afraid of heights!"

  "Please! Just get over. The clock is ticking."

  Becky looked at the harmless old gate like it was Mt. Everest. "I can't. It's way too tall!"

  "You can," I argued. "Here." I put my hands together for a boost. "You'll have to put your whole body weight into this!"

  "I don't want to hurt you."

  "You won't. Let's go."

  "Are you sure?"

  "Becky! I've waited months for this, and if you spoil it because you were afraid to step into my hand, I'll have to kill you."

  She stepped and I grunted, and suddenly she was suctioned to the gate like a terrified spider.

  "You can't just hang. You have to climb!"

  She tried. She really did. I could see every muscle in her body strain. She wasn't heavy, but she wasn't strong either.

  "Pretend you'll go to jail if you don't climb up."

  "I'm trying!"

  "Go, Becky, go!" I chanted like a cheerleader. She climbed slowly and finally reached the spiked top. Then she really freaked out.

  "I can't go over. I'm scared."

  "Don't look down."

  "I can't move!"

  I was starting to panic myself. She could have spoiled everything right then. A cop could have come by or some nosey neighbor. Or Gothic Guy himself might have come down from his attic to see what was making more noise than his blaring Cure CD.