Lad: A Dog

by Albert Payson Terhune

  The born watchdog patrols his beat once in so often during the night. At all times he must sleep with one ear and one eye alert. By day or by night he must discriminate between the visitor whose presence is permitted and the trespasser whose presence is not. He must know what class of undesirables to scare off with a growl and what class needs stronger measures. He must also know to the inch the boundaries of his own master’s land.

  Few of these things can be taught; all of them must be instinctive. Wolf had been born with them. Most dogs are not.

  His value as a watchdog gave Wolf a settled position of his own on The Place. Lad was growing old and a little deaf. He slept, at night, under the piano in the music room. Bruce was worth too much money to be left at large in the night time for any clever dog thief to steal. So he slept in the study. Rex, a huge mongrel, was tied up at night, at the lodge, a furlong away. Thus Wolf alone was left on guard at the house. The piazza was his sentry box. From this shelter he was wont to set forth three or four times a night, in all sorts of weather, to make his rounds.

  The Place covered twenty-five acres. It ran from the highroad, a furlong above the house, down to the lake that bordered it on two sides. On the third side was the forest. Boating parties, late at night, had a pleasant way of trying to raid the lakeside apple orchard. Tramps now and then strayed down the drive from the main road. Prowlers, crossing the woods, sometimes sought to use The Place’s sloping lawn as a short cut to the turnpike below the falls.

  For each and all of these intruders Wolf had an ever-ready welcome. A whirl of madly pattering feet through the dark, a snarling growl far down in the throat, a furry shape catapulting into the air—and the trespasser had his choice between a scurrying retreat or a double set of white fangs in the easiest-reached part of his anatomy.

  The Boy was inordinately proud of his pet’s watchdog prowess. He was prouder yet of Wolf’s almost incredible sharpness of intelligence, his quickness to learn, his knowledge of word meaning, his zest for romping, his perfect obedience, the tricks he had taught himself without human tutelage—in short, all the things that were a sign of the brain he had inherited from Lad.

  But none of these talents overcame the sad fact that Wolf was not a show dog and that he looked positively underbred and shabby alongside of his sire or of Bruce. Which rankled at the Boy’s heart; even while loyalty to his adored pet would not let him confess to himself or to anyone else that Wolf was not the most flawlessly perfect dog on earth.

  Undersized (for a collie), slim, graceful, fierce, affectionate, Wolf was the Boy’s darling, and he was Lad’s successor as official guardian of The Place. But all his youthful life, thus far, had brought him nothing more than this— while Lad and Bruce had been winning prize after prize at one local dog show after another within a radius of thirty miles.

  The Boy was duly enthusiastic over the winning of each trophy; but always, for days thereafter, he was more than usually attentive to Wolf to make up for his pet’s dearth of prizes.

  Once or twice the Boy had hinted, in a veiled, tentative way, that young Wolf might perhaps win something, too, if he were allowed to go to a show. The Master, never suspecting what lay behind the cautious words, would always laugh in good-natured derision, or else he would point in silence to Wolf’s head and then to Lad’s.

  The Boy knew enough about collies to carry the subject no further. For even his eyes of devotion could not fail to mark the difference in aspect between his dog and the two prize-winners.

  One July morning both Lad and Bruce went through an hour of anguish. Both of them, one after the other, were plunged into a bathtub full of warm water and naphtha soapsuds and Lux, and were scrubbed right unmercifully, after which they were rubbed and curried and brushed for another hour until their coats shone resplendent. All day, at intervals, the brushing and combing were kept up.

  Lad was indignant at such treatment, and he took no pains to hide his indignation. He knew perfectly well, from the undue attention, that a dog show was at hand. But not for a year or more had he himself been made ready for one. His lake baths and his daily casual brushing at the Mistress’ hands had been, in that time, his only form of grooming. He had thought himself graduated forever from the nuisance of going to shows.

  “What’s the idea of dolling up old Laddie like that?” asked the Boy, as he came in for luncheon and found the Mistress busy with comb and dandy brush over the unhappy dog.

  “For the Fourth of July Red Cross Dog Show at Ridgewood tomorrow,” answered his mother, looking up, a little flushed from her exertions.

  “But I thought you and Dad said last year he was too old to show any more,” ventured the Boy.

  “This time is different,” said the Mistress. “It’s a specialty show, you see, and there is a cup offered for ‘the best veteran dog of any recognized breed.’ Isn’t that fine? We didn’t hear of the Veteran Cup till Dr. Hooper telephoned to us about it this morning. So we’re getting Lad ready. There can’t be any other veteran as splendid as he is.”

  “No,” agreed the Boy, dully, “I suppose not.”

  He went into the dining room, surreptitiously helped himself to a handful of lump sugar and passed on out to the veranda. Wolf was sprawled half asleep on the driveway lawn in the sun.

  The dog’s wolflike brush began to thump against the shaven grass. Then, as the Boy stood on the veranda edge and snapped his fingers, Wolf got up from his soft resting place and started toward him, treading mincingly and with a sort of swagger, his slanting eyes half shut, his mouth agrin.

  “You know I’ve got sugar in my pocket as well as if you saw it,” said the Boy. “Stop where you are.”

  Though the Boy accompanied his order with no gesture nor change of tone, the dog stopped dead short ten feet away.

  “Sugar is bad for dogs,” went on the Boy. “It does things to their teeth and their digestions. Didn’t anybody ever tell you that, Wolfie?”

  The young dog’s grin grew wider. His slanting eyes closed to mere glittering slits. He fidgeted a little, his tail wagging fast.

  “But I guess a dog’s got to have some kind of consolation purse when he can’t go to a Show,” resumed the Boy. “Catch!”

  As he spoke he suddenly drew a lump of sugar from his pocket and, with the same motion, tossed it in the direction of Wolf. Swift as was the Boy’s action, Wolf’s eye was still quicker. Springing high in air, the dog caught the flung cube of sugar as it flew above him and to one side. A second and a third lump were caught as deftly as the first.

  Then the Boy took from his pocket the fourth and last lump. Descending the steps, he put his left hand across Wolf’s eyes. With his right he flipped the lump of sugar into a clump of shrubbery.

  “Find it!” he commanded, lifting the blindfold from the eyes of his pet.

  Wolf darted hither and thither, stopped once or twice to sniff, then began to circle the nearer stretch of lawn, nose to ground. In less than two minutes he emerged from the shrubbery placidly crunching the sugar lump between his mighty jaws.

  “And yet they say you aren’t fit to be shown!” exclaimed the Boy, fondling the dog’s ears. “Gee, but I’d give two years’ growth if you could have a cup! You deserve one, all right; if only those judges had sense enough to study a collie’s brain as well as the outside of his head! ”

  Wolf ran his nose into the cupped palm and whined. From the tone underlying the words, he knew the Boy was unhappy, and he wanted to be of help.

  The Boy went into the house again to find his parents sitting down to lunch. Gathering his courage in both hands, he asked:

  “Is there going to be a Novice Class for collies at Ridgewood, Dad?”

  “Why, yes,” said the Master, “I suppose so. There always is.”

  “Do—do they give cups for the Novice Class?” inquired the Boy, with studied carelessness.

  “Of course they don’t,” said the Master, adding reminiscently, “though the first time we showed Lad we put him in the Novice Class and he wo
n the blue ribbon there.”

  “I see,” said the Boy, not at all interested in this bit of ancient history. Then speaking very fast, he went on:

  “Well, a ribbon’s better than nothing! Dad, will you do me a favor? Will you let me enter Wolfie for the Novice Class tomorrow? I’ll pay the fee out of my allowance. Will you, Dad?”

  The Master looked at his son in blank amazement. Then he threw back his head and laughed loudly. The Boy flushed crimson and bit his lips.

  “Why, dear!” hurriedly interposed the Mistress, noting her son’s discomfiture. “You wouldn’t want Wolf to go there and be beaten by a lot of dogs that haven’t half his brains or prettiness! It wouldn’t be fair or kind to Wolf. He’s so clever, he’d know in a moment what was happening. He’d know he was beaten. Nearly all dogs do. No, it wouldn’t be fair to him.”

  “There’s a ‘mutt’ class among the specials, Dr. Hooper says,” put in the Master, jocosely. “You might—”

  “Wolf’s not a mutt!” flashed the Boy, hotly. “He’s no more of a mutt than Bruce or Lad, or Grey Mist, or Southport Sample, or any of the best ones. He has as good blood as all of them. Lad’s his father, and Squire of Tytton was his grandfather, and Wishaw Clinker was his—”

  “I’m sorry, son,” interposed the Master, catching his wife’s eye and dropping his tone of banter. “I apologize to you and Wolf. He’s not a ‘mutt.’ There’s no better blood in colliedom than his, on both sides. But Mother is right. You’d only be putting him up to be beaten, and you wouldn’t like that. He hasn’t a single point that isn’t hopelessly bad from a judge’s view. We’ve never taken a loser to a show from The Place. You don’t want us to begin now, do you?”

  “He has more brains than any dog alive, except Lad!” declared the Boy, sullenly. “That ought to count.”

  “It ought to,” agreed the Mistress, soothingly, “and I wish it did. If it did, I know he’d win.”

  “It makes me sick to see a bushel of cups go to dogs that don’t know enough to eat their own dinners,” snorted the Boy. “I’m not talking about Lad and Bruce, but the thoroughbreds that are brought up in kennels and that have all their sense sacrificed for points. Why, Wolf’s the cleverest —best—and he’ll never even have one cup to show for it. He-”

  He choked, and began to eat at top speed. The Master and the Mistress looked at each other and said nothing. They understood their son’s chagrin, as only a dog lover could understand it. The Mistress reached out and patted the Boy gently on the shoulder.

  Next morning, directly after early breakfast, Lad and Bruce were put into the tonneau of the car. The Mistress and the Master and the Boy climbed in, and the twelve-mile journey to Ridgewood began.

  Wolf, left to guard The Place, watched the departing show-goers until the car turned out of the gate, a furlong above. Then, with a sigh, he curled up on the porch mat, his nose between his snowy little paws, and prepared for a day of loneliness.

  The Red Cross Dog Show, that Fourth of July, was a triumph for The Place.

  Bruce won ribbon after ribbon in the collie division, easily taking “Winners” at the last, and thus adding another gorgeous silver cup to his collection. Then, the supreme event of the day—“Best Dog in the Show”—was called. And the winners of each breed were led into the ring. The judges scanned and handled the group of sixteen for barely five minutes before awarding to Bruce the dark-blue rosette and the “Best Dog” cup.

  The crowd around the ring’s railing applauded loudly. But they applauded still more loudly a little later, when, after a brief survey of nine aged thoroughbreds, the judge pointed to Lad, who was standing like a mahogany statue at one end of the ring.

  These nine dogs of various breeds had all been famed prize-winners in their time. And above all the rest, Lad was adjudged worthy of the “veteran cup”! There was a haze of happy tears in the Mistress’ eyes as she led him from the ring. It seemed a beautiful climax for his grand old life. She wiped her eyes, unashamed, whispering praise the while to her stately dog.

  “Why don’t you trundle your car into the ring?” one disgruntled exhibitor demanded of the Mistress. “Maybe you’d win a cup with that, too. You seem to have gotten one for everything else you brought along.”

  It was a celebration evening for the two prize dogs, when they got home, but everybody was tired from the day’s events, and by ten o’clock the house was dark. Wolf, on his veranda mat, alone of all The Place’s denizens, was awake.

  Vaguely Wolf knew the other dogs had done some praiseworthy thing. He would have known it, if for no other reason, from the remorseful hug the Boy had given him before going to bed.

  Well, some must win honors and petting and the right to sleep indoors; while others must plod along at the only work they were fit for, and must sleep out, in thunderstorm or clear, in heat or freezing cold. That was life. Being only a dog, Wolf was too wise to complain of life. He took things as he found them, making the very best of his share.

  He snoozed, now, in the warm darkness. Two hours later he got up, stretched himself lazily fore and aft, collie-fashion, and trotted forth for the night’s first patrol of the grounds.

  A few minutes afterward he was skirting the lake edge at the foot of the lawn, a hundred yards below the house. The night was pitch dark, except for pulses of heat lightning now and then, far to westward. Half a mile out on the lake two men in an anchored scow were catfishing.

  A small skiff was slipping along very slowly, not fifty feet offshore.

  Wolf did not give the skiff a second glance. Boats were no novelty to him, nor did they interest him in the least— except when they showed signs of running ashore somewhere along his beat.

  This skiff was not headed for land, but was paralleling the shore. It crept along at a snail pace and in dead silence. A man, its only occupant, sat at the oars, scarcely moving them as he kept his boat in motion.

  A dog is ridiculously nearsighted. More so than almost any other beast. Keen hearing and keener scent are its chief guides. At three hundred yards’ distance it cannot, by eye, recognize its master, nor tell him from a stranger. But at close quarters, even in the darkest night, a dog’s vision is far more piercing and accurate than man’s under like conditions.

  Wolf thus saw the skiff and its occupant, while he himself was still invisible. The boat was no concern of his; so he trotted on to the far end of The Place, where the forest joined the orchard.

  On his return tour of the lake edge he saw the skiff again. It had shifted its direction and was now barely ten feet offshore—so near to the bank that one of the oars occasionally grated on the pebbly bottom. The oarsman was looking intently toward the house.

  Wolf paused, uncertain. The average watchdog, his attention thus attracted, would have barked. But Wolf knew the lake was public property. Boats were often rowed as close to shore as this without intent to trespass. It was not the skiff that caught Wolf’s attention as he paused there on the brink, it was the man’s furtive scrutiny of the house.

  A pale flare of heat lightning turned the world, momentarily, from jet black to a dim sulphur color. The boatman saw Wolf standing, alert and suspicious, among the lakeside grasses, not ten feet away. He started slightly, and a soft, throaty growl from the dog answered him.

  The man seemed to take the growl as a challenge, and to accept it. He reached into his pocket and drew something out. When the next faint glow of lightning illumined the shore, the man lifted the thing he had taken from his pocket and hurled it at Wolf.

  With all the furtive swiftness bred in his wolf ancestry, the dog shrank to one side, readily dodging the missile, which struck the lawn just behind him. Teeth bared in a ferocious snarl, Wolf dashed forward through the shallow water toward the skiff.

  But the man apparently had had enough of the business. He rowed off with long strokes into deep water, and, once there, he kept on rowing until distance and darkness hid him.

  Wolf stood, chest deep in water, listening to the far-off oar strokes u
ntil they died away. He was not fool enough to swim in pursuit, well knowing that a swimming dog is worse than helpless against a boatman.

  Moreover, the intruder had been scared away. That was all which concerned Wolf. He turned back to shore. His vigil was ended for another few hours. It was time to take up his nap where he had left off.

  Before he had taken two steps, his sensitive nostrils were full of the scent of raw meat. There, on the lawn ahead of him, lay a chunk of beef as big as a fist. This, then, was what the boatman had thrown at him!

  Wolf pricked up his ears in appreciation, and his brush began to vibrate. Trespassers had once or twice tried to stone him, but this was the first time any of them had pelted him with delicious raw beef. Evidently, Lad and Bruce were not the only collies on The Place to receive prizes that day.

  Wolf stooped over the meat, sniffed at it, then caught it up between his jaws.

  Now, a dog is the easiest animal alive to poison, just as a cat is the hardest, for a dog will usually bolt a mouthful of poisoned meat without pausing to chew or otherwise investigate it. A cat, on the contrary, smells and tastes everything first and chews it scientifically before swallowing it. The slightest unfamiliar scent or flavor warns her to sheer off from the feast.

  So the average dog would have gulped this toothsome windfall in a single swallow; but Wolf was not the average dog. No collie is, and Wolf was still more like his eccentric forefathers of the wilderness than are most collies.

  He lacked the reasoning powers to make him suspicious of this rich gift from a stranger, but a queer personal trait now served him just as well.

  Wolf was an epicure; he always took three times as long to empty his dinner dish as did the other dogs, for instead of gobbling his meal, as they did, he was wont to nibble affectedly at each morsel, gnawing it slowly into nothingness; and all the time showing a fussily dainty relish of it that used to delight the Boy and send guests into peals of laughter.