Complete Works of Bram Stoker

by Bram Stoker

  The sports drew to a close, and when the bridegroom became the challenger, the Knight of the Green Shield at once rode out quietly to meet him. The encounter could not well be avoided, and the bridegroom would willingly have declined the joust with a knight who had disposed of his enemies so easily, and so unceremoniously as he had.

  The first encounter was enough; the bridegroom was thrown to a great distance, and lay insensible on the ground, and was carried out of the field. There was an immediate sensation among the friends of the bridegroom, several of whom rode out to challenge the stranger knight for his presumption.

  In this, however, they had misreckoned the chances, for the challenged accepted their challenges with alacrity and disposed of them one by one with credit to himself until the day was concluded. The stranger was then asked to declare who he was, upon which he lifted his visor, and said,

  “I am Sir Arthur Home, and claim the Lady Bertha as my bride, by the laws of arms, and by those of love.”

  Again the tent was felled, and again the hostelry was tenanted by the soldier, who declared for one side and then for the other, as the cups clanged and jingled together.

  “Said I not,” exclaimed one of the troopers, “that the knight with a green shield was a good knight?” — ”You did,” replied the other.

  “And you knew who he was?” said another of the troopers. — ”Not I, comrades; I had seen him fight in battle, and, therefore, partly guessed how it would be if he had any chance with the bridegroom. I’m glad he has won the lady.”

  It was true, the Lady Bertha was won, and Sir Arthur Home claimed his bride, and then they attempted to defeat his claim; yet Bertha at once expressed herself in his favour, to strongly that they were, however reluctantly compelled, to consent at last.

  At this moment, a loud shout as from a multitude of persons came upon their ears and Flora started from her seat in alarm. The cause of the alarm we shall proceed to detail.

  CHAPTER LXX.

  THE FUNERAL OF THE STRANGER OF THE INN. — THE POPULAR COMMOTION, AND MRS. CHILLINGWORTH’S APPEAL TO THE MOB. — THE NEW RIOT. — THE HALL IN DANGER.

  As yet the town was quiet; and, though there was no appearance of riot or disturbance, yet the magistracy had taken every precaution they deemed needful, or their position and necessities warranted, to secure the peace of the town from the like disturbance to that which had been, of late, a disgrace and terror of peaceably-disposed persons.

  The populace were well advertised of the fact, that the body of the stranger was to be buried that morning in their churchyard; and that, to protect the body, should there be any necessity for so doing, a large body of constables would be employed.

  There was no disposition to riot; at least, none was visible. It looked as if there was some event about to take place that was highly interesting to all parties, who were peaceably assembling to witness the interment of nobody knew who.

  The early hour at which persons were assembling, at different points, clearly indicated that there was a spirit of curiosity about the town, so uncommon that none would have noticed it but for the fact of the crowd of people who hung about the streets, and there remained, listless and impatient.

  The inn, too, was crowded with visitors, and there were many who, not being blessed with the strength of purse that some were, were hanging about in the distance, waiting and watching the motions of those who were better provided.

  “Ah!” said one of the visitors, “this is a disagreeable job in your house, landlord.” — ”Yes, sir; I’d sooner it had happened elsewhere, I assure you. I know it has done me no good.”

  “No; no man could expect any, and yet it is none the less unfortunate for that.” — ”I would sooner anything else happen than that, whatever it might be. I think it must be something very bad, at all events; but I dare say I shall never see the like again.”

  “So much the better for the town,” said another; “for, what with vampyres and riots, there has been but little else stirring than mischief and disturbances of one kind and another.”

  “Yes; and, what between Varneys and Bannerworths, we have had but little peace here.”

  “Precisely. Do you know it’s my opinion that the least thing would upset the whole town. Any one unlucky word would do it, I am sure,” said a tall thin man.

  “I have no doubt of it,” said another; “but I hope the military would do their duty under such circumstances, for people’s lives and property are not safe in such a state of things.” — ”Oh, dear no.”

  “I wonder what has become of Varney, or where he can have gone to.” — ”Some thought he must have been burned when they burned his house,” replied the landlord.

  “But I believe it generally understood he’s escaped, has he not? No traces of his body were found in the ruins.” — ”None. Oh! he’s escaped, there can be no doubt of that. I wish I had some fortune depending upon the fact; it would be mine, I am sure.”

  “Well, the lord keep us from vampyres and suchlike cattle,” said an old woman. “I shall never sleep again in my bed with any safety. It frightens one out of one’s life to think of it. What a shame the men didn’t catch him and stake him!”

  The old woman left the inn as soon as she had spoke this Christian speech.

  “Humane!” said a gentleman, with a sporting coat on. “The old woman is no advocate for half measures!”

  “You are right, sir,” said the landlord; “and a very good look-out she keeps upon the pot, to see it’s full, and carefully blows the froth off!” — ”Ah! I thought as much.”

  “How soon will the funeral take place, landlord?” inquired a person, who had at that moment entered the inn. — ”In about an hour’s time, sir.”

  “Oh! the town seems pretty full, though it is very quiet. I suppose it is more as a matter of curiosity people congregate to see the funeral of this stranger?”

  “I hope so, sir.”

  “The time is wearing on, and if they don’t make a dust, why then the military will not be troubled.”

  “I do not expect anything more, sir,” said the landlord; “for you see they must have had their swing out, as the saying is, and be fully satisfied. They cannot have much more to do in the way of exhibiting their anger or dislike to vampyres — they all have done enough.”

  “So they have — so they have.”

  “Granted,” said an old man with a troublesome cough; “but when did you ever know a mob to be satisfied? If they wanted the moon and got it, they’d find out it would be necessary to have the stars also.”

  “That’s uncommonly true,” said the landlord. “I shouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t do something worse than ever.” — ”Nothing more likely,” said the little old man. “I can believe anything of a mob — anything — no matter what.”

  The inn was crowded with visitors, and several extra hands were employed to wait upon the customers, and a scene of bustle and activity was displayed that was never before seen. It would glad the heart of a landlord, though he were made of stone, and landlords are usually of much more malleable materials than that.

  However, the landlord had hardly time to congratulate himself, for the bearers were come now, and the undertaker and his troop of death-following officials.

  There was a stir among the people, who began now to awaken from the lethargy that seemed to have come over them while they were waiting for the moment when it should arrive, that was to place the body under the green sod, against which so much of their anger had been raised. There was a decent silence that pervaded the mob of individuals who had assembled.

  Death, with all its ghastly insignia, had an effect even upon the unthinking multitude, who were ever ready to inflict death or any violent injury upon any object that came in their way — they never hesitated; but even these, now the object of their hatred was no more, felt appalled.

  ‘Tis strange what a change comes over masses of men as they gaze upon a dead body. It may be that they all know that to that complexio
n they must come at last. This may be the secret of the respect offered to the dead.

  The undertakers are men, however, who are used to the presence of death — it is their element; they gain a living by attending upon the last obsequies of the dead; they are used to dead bodies, and care not for them. Some of them are humane men, that is, in their way; and even among them are men who wouldn’t be deprived of the joke as they screwed down the last screw. They could not forbear, even on this occasion, to hold their converse when left alone.

  “Jacobs,” said one who was turning a long screw, “Jacobs, my boy, do you take the chair to-night?” — ”Yes,” said Jacobs who was a long lugubrious-looking man, “I do take the chair, if I live over this blessed event.”

  “You are not croaking, Jacobs, are you? Well, you are a lively customer, you are.” — ”Lively — do you expect people to be lively when they are full dressed for a funeral? You are a nice article for your profession. You don’t feel like an undertaker, you don’t.”

  “Don’t, Jacobs, my boy. As long as I look like one when occasion demands; when I have done my job I puts my comfort in my pocket, and thinks how much more pleasanter it is to be going to other people’s funerals than to our own, and then only see the difference as regards the money.”

  “True,” said Jacobs with a groan; “but death’s a melancholy article, at all events.” — ”So it is.”

  “And then when you come to consider the number of people we have buried — how many have gone to their last homes — and how many more will go the same way.” — ”Yes, yes; that’s all very well, Jacob. You are precious surly this morning. I’ll come to-night. You’re brewing a sentimental tale as sure as eggs is eggs.”

  “Well, that is pretty certain; but as I was saying how many more are there — ”

  “Ah, don’t bother yourself with calculations that have neither beginning nor end, and which haven’t one point to go. Come, Jacob, have you finished yet?” — ”Quite,” said Jacob.

  They now arranged the pall, and placed all in readiness, and returned to a place down stairs where they could enjoy themselves for an odd half hour, and pass that time away until the moment should arrive when his reverence would be ready to bury the deceased, upon consideration of the fees to be paid upon the occasion.

  The tap-room was crowded, and there was no room for the men, and they were taken into the kitchen, where they were seated, and earnestly at work, preparing for the ceremony that had so shortly to be performed.

  “Any better, Jacobs?” — ”What do you mean?” inquired Jacobs, with a groan. “It’s news to me if I have been ill.”

  “Oh, yes, you were doleful up stairs, you know.” — ”I’ve a proper regard for my profession — that’s the difference between you and I, you know.”

  “I’ll wager you what you like, now, that I’ll handle a corpse and drive a screw in a coffin as well as you, now, although you are so solid and miserable.” — ”So you may — so you may.”

  “Then what do you mean by saying I haven’t a proper regard for my profession?” — ”I say you haven’t, and there’s the thing that shall prove it — you don’t look it, and that’s the truth.”

  “I don’t look like an undertaker! indeed I dare say I don’t if I ain’t dressed like one.” — ”Nor when you are,” reiterated Jacob.

  “Why not, pray?” — ”Because you have always a grin on your face as broad as a gridiron — that’s why.”

  This ended the dispute, for the employer of the men suddenly put his head in, saying, —

  “Come, now, time’s up; you are wanted up stairs, all of you. Be quick; we shall have his reverence waiting for us, and then we shall lose his recommendation.”

  “Ready sir,” said the round man, taking up his pint and finishing it off at a draught, at the same moment he thrust the remains of some bread and cheese into his pocket.

  Jacob, too, took his pot, and, having finished it, with great gravity followed the example of his more jocose companion, and they all left the kitchen for the room above, where the corpse was lying ready for interment.

  There was an unusual bustle; everybody was on the tip-top of expectation, and awaiting the result in a quiet hurry, and hoped to have the first glimpse of the coffin, though why they should do so it was difficult to define. But in this fit of mysterious hope and expectation they certainly stood.

  “Will they be long?” inquired a man at the door of one inside, — ”will they be long before they come?” — ”They are coming now,” said the man. “Do you all keep quiet; they are knocking their heads against the top of the landing. Hark! There, I told you so.”

  The man departed, hearing something, and being satisfied that he had got some information.

  “Now, then,” said the landlord, “move out of the way, and allow the corpse to pass out. Let me have no indecent conduct; let everything be as it should be.”

  The people soon removed from the passage and vicinity of the doorway, and then the mournful procession — as the newspapers have it — moved forward. They were heard coming down stairs, and thence along the passage, until they came to the street, and then the whole number of attendants was plainly discernible.

  How different was the funeral of one who had friends. He was alone; none followed, save the undertaker and his attendants, all of whom looked solemn from habit and professional motives. Even the jocose man was as supernaturally solemn as could be well imagined; indeed, nobody knew he was the same man.

  “Well,” said the landlord, as he watched them down the street, as they slowly paced their way with funereal, not sorrowful, solemnity — ”well, I am very glad that it is all over.”

  “It has been a sad plague to you,” said one.

  “It has, indeed; it must be to any one who has had another such a job as this. I don’t say it out of any disrespect to the poor man who is dead and gone — quite the reverse; but I would not have such another affair on my hands for pounds.”

  “I can easily believe you, especially when we come to consider the disagreeables of a mob.”

  “You may say that. There’s no knowing what they will or won’t do, confound them! If they’d act like men, and pay for what they have, why, then I shouldn’t care much about them; but it don’t do to have other people in the bar.”

  “I should think not, indeed; that would alter the scale of your profits, I reckon.”

  “It would make all the difference to me. Business,” added the landlord, “conducted on that scale, would become a loss; and a man might as well walk into a well at once.”

  “So I should say. Have many such occurrences as these been usual in this part of the country?” inquired the stranger.

  “Not usual at all,” said the landlord; “but the fact is, the whole neighbourhood has run distracted about some superhuman being they call a vampyre.”

  “Indeed!” — ”Yes; and they suspected the unfortunate man who has been lying up-stairs, a corpse, for some days.”

  “Oh, the man they have just taken in the coffin to bury?” said the stranger.

  “Yes, sir, the same.”

  “Well, I thought perhaps somebody of great consequence had suddenly become defunct.” — ”Oh, dear no; it would not have caused half the sensation; people have been really mad.”

  “It was a strange occurrence, altogether, I believe, was it?” inquired the stranger. — ”Indeed it was, sir. I hardly know the particulars, there have been so many tales afloat; though they all concur in one point, and that is, it has destroyed the peace of one family.”

  “Who has done so?” — ”The vampyre.”

  “Indeed! I never heard of such an animal, save as a fable, before; it seems to me extraordinary.”

  “So it would do to any one, sir, as was not on the spot, to see it; I’m sure I wouldn’t.”

  In the meantime, the procession, short as it was of itself, moved along in slow time through a throng of people who ran out of their houses on either side of the way, and lined the whole
length of the town.

  Many of these closed in behind, and followed the mourners until they were near the church, and then they made a rush to get into the churchyard.

  As yet all had been conducted with tolerable propriety, the funeral met with no impediment. The presence of death among so many of them seemed some check upon the licence of the mob, who bowed in silence to the majesty of death.

  Who could bear ill-will against him who was now no more? Man, while he is man, is always the subject of hatred, fear, or love. Some one of these passions, in a modified state, exists in all men, and with such feelings they will regard each other; and it is barely possible that any one should not be the object of some of these, and hence the stranger’s corpse was treated with respect.

  In silence the body proceeded along the highway until it came to the churchyard, and followed by an immense multitude of people of all grades.

  The authorities trembled; they knew not what all this portended. They thought it might pass off; but it might become a storm first; they hoped and feared by turns, till some of them fell sick with apprehension.

  There was a deep silence observed by all those in the immediate vicinity of the coffin, but those farther in the rear found full expression for their feelings.

  “Do you think,” said an old man to another, “that he will come to life again, eh?” — ”Oh, yes, vampyres always do, and lay in the moonlight, and then they come to life again. Moonlight recovers a vampyre to life again.”

  “And yet the moonlight is cold.” — ”Ah, but who’s to tell what may happen to a vampyre, or what’s hot or what’s cold?”

  “Certainly not; oh, dear, no.” — ”And then they have permission to suck the blood of other people, to live themselves, and to make other people vampyres, too.”

  “The lord have mercy upon us!” — ”Ay, but they have driven a stake through this one, and he can’t get in moonlight or daylight; it’s all over — he’s certainly done for; we may congratulate ourselves on this point.”