Zombie Bums from Uranus

by Andy Griffiths

  Zack Freeman

  Conqueror of the Great White Bum and saviour of Planet Earth. Hero of free men everywhere. See Zack’s bum.

  Zombie-bummification

  Parasitic attachment of a zombie bum to a victim’s real (or artificial) bum. Turns the victim into an eating machine that exists for the sole purpose of making the zombie bum bigger and fatter than it already is. When the host is exhausted the zombie bum will simply abandon him or her and move on in search of a new victim.

  Zombie bum

  A bum that is neither dead nor fully alive. Zombie bums feel no pain, have no thoughts or feelings, and possess incredible powers of regeneration, which makes them almost impossible to destroy. Driven to zombie-bummify potential victims, their only known weaknesses are extreme heat and a fondness for the hokey pokey.

  Zombie-bumvasion

  Invasion of a place—or entire planet—by zombie-bums.

  BE BOLD . . .

  BE BRAVE . . .

  BE WARNED . . .

  Coming soon to a univarse near you: the thrilling,

  nostril-hairiciding conclusion to the

  BUM trilogy . . .

  BUMAGEDDON

  The Final Pongflict

  by Andy Griffiths

  To find out more

  visit the Andy Griffiths website at:

  www.andygriffiths.com.au