Superheroes In Denim

by Lee French

  Superheroes

  In Denim

  The Complete Maze Beset Trilogy

  by Lee French

  Dedication

  For all the ordinary people with extraordinary powers locked inside. May you discover them without having to be framed for murder.

  Table of Contents

  Dragons In Pieces

  Interlude at the Farm

  Dragons In Chains

  Dragons In Flight

  Listing of Superheroes

  Dragons In Pieces

  Chapter 1

  Today called for a cold beer. Sadly, Bobby wasn’t old enough to have one. That didn’t always stop him, but it did at work. Sitting in the passenger seat of the delivery truck, he idly sipped at his water bottle, wishing Verne would get the damned air conditioning fixed already. That would mean taking the truck out of service for a couple of days, though, and that would mean no deliveries for a couple of days, and that would mean all these poor people would have to wait a couple of extra days to get their damned crap.

  “What’s next?” Jimbo drove—he was older and that made the insurance cheaper. The truck stopped for a light and he peered over as Bobby picked up the clipboard with the list.

  Bobby sighed heavily. “Washer and dryer. I’ll take stairs in and out.”

  “No bet,” Jimbo groaned, “not today. They definitely got stairs inside and outside. Probably have to go up three flights or something. Man, why they always gotta get this stuff when it’s hotter’n Satan’s balls or raining all to heck?”

  “Momma always says suffering builds character.”

  “Yeah, well, I got enough character to last me ‘til infinity, then.”

  Bobby snorted with amusement and shook his head a little. “Probably don’t got a/c, neither. Maybe if it’s a hot housewife, we can get some lemonade outta her.”

  Jimbo smirked. “You ain’t old enough to be talking about hot housewives.”

  “And you ain’t single enough to. Don’t mean we can’t.” Bobby grinned broadly.

  “Oh yeah? What about Mandy?”

  The grin died, fast and hard, and fell into a mild scowl. Bobby turned to stare out the side window.

  When he didn’t answer, Jimbo nudged him with an elbow. “What happened? I thought you were crazy about her.”

  Bobby shrugged and sighed. “She up and left for New York City, like she been talking about for months.”

  “Damn. How long ago?”

  “A week now. That was last Monday.”

  “Shoulda said something, Bobby. I’d’a gotten you a beer or something, at least.”

  Shrugging again, he couldn’t come up with a good response to that and kept his mouth shut while watching the city go past the window. It hadn’t been the worst thing that ever happened to him. Still, he didn’t really care for what she said when she dumped him. A guy had to have aspirations, apparently. Dreams. Hopes for something better. Plans.

  If she’d asked him to go with her, he would have. She made it clear his services as a boyfriend were no longer required or wanted. That first few hours, he walked around in a daze. Then he slept on it, then he spent Tuesday making up dozens of different plans to chase after her. Momma set him straight. She’d been there when Mandy dumped him. It still sucked to be told he had no worth.

  “I guess this explains why you been a little quiet lately. All a’sudden not getting laid anymore’ll do that to a guy.”

  Yeah, he missed that part. Didn’t so much miss having to do the stupid chick crap to get some. He thought they were fine, then she up and says he’s a lazy good-for-nothing Momma’s boy and she wants to be a star up in lights. He’d only hold her back and slow her down. So long and thanks for the sex.

  “Aw, come on, boy. She weren’t special, right? Just a good lay. You can get that anywhere.”

  Bobby grunted. “I just need to burn up a little steam is all.”

  “That’s what I’m saying.” Jimbo gave him a manly shove on the arm and nodded his satisfaction. Another few minutes later, they reached a nice house in the nice subdivision. They carried out the old washer and dryer, then brought in and hooked up new ones. It had steps up to the front door, but at least the laundry room had been put on the main floor. For once, the house had air conditioning, and they lingered for a few minutes under the guise of double-checking the connections and tweaking the feet to make them level. If only the Hispanic maid had been young and hot, they would have had a reason to dawdle even more.

  Two more deliveries later, they returned the used appliances to the shop. In there, Kenny would either fix them up to sell used, or scavenge parts, sell what they could for scrap, and trash the rest. With that kind of back end money, delivery came for free with everything. Bobby liked the job. He put on muscle, had Jimbo around to talk to, and got a decent paycheck with benefits.

  After eight hours of deliveries, rearranging the showroom, and shifting store stock around, he walked home from his bus stop with his hands in the pockets of his loose denim shorts, too worn out from working all day in this heat to pay much attention to anything. When he got home, all he wanted to do was collapse in a chair and stare at nothing.

  He gazed longingly at the two wicker chairs on the porch, but went inside anyway. “I’m home, Momma,” he called as he stepped out of his shoes just inside the front door. They didn’t have air conditioning, but they did have a bunch of fans, and right now, the ceiling fan in the living room could be his best friend.

  “Haul your butt into the kitchen and you can have cold lemonade, boy.”

  Pausing at the couch, just about to flop onto it, he sighed and shuffled to the other room where Momma worked on dinner. He got a glass and the pitcher and poured himself a cup. “What’re we having?”

  “Sandwiches with a salad and popcorn. That sound alright?” She stood shorter than him by about half a foot, but he wasn’t tall, only about five foot ten. She had dirty blonde hair and light green eyes nothing like his own icy blue ones. In her fifties now, she showed some wear even though her job—bookkeeper—wasn’t too hard on her. Bobby, on the other hand, had been hard on her. Her husband, too, for being away all the time and getting himself killed almost eight years back. Still, he thought she was pretty: just a little plump without being fat, took care of herself, didn’t let life get her down much.

  “I s’pose. Ain’t really hungry, though.”

  “Gotta eat anyway, boy.” She set two plates and a bowl down on the table and he got salad dressing out while putting the lemonade pitcher away. They both sat down. “Lord, we’re grateful for everything we’ve got and can live without everything we don’t.”

  Bobby bowed his head while Momma said her version of Grace over the meal. “Amen.” None of the food was exciting or wonderful, but he appreciated that she made it for him when she didn’t have to. “How’s things at work?”

  “Oh, same old, same old.” She shrugged a little. “Mr. Peterson is getting a little pushy again, but it’s nothing to worry about.”

  A grunt of disapproval escaped Bobby. “I oughta beat the crap outta him,” he grumbled.

  Momma looked at him sternly over her sandwich. “You’ll do no such thing. He’s just a man, acting like a man. And he’s my boss. Won’t do us no good for you to lose me my job.”

  Simmering, he crunched a handful of popcorn. Mr. Peterson had a wife and a family. Not only that, and more importantly, Momma didn’t like him that way. “He oughtn’t be doing that is all. Ain’t right.”

  She reached over and patted his hand with her own. “You’re a good boy, but I can handle myself. You leave him alone. I’m gonna have words with his wife if he doesn’t stop soon.”

  More wordless little grumbles pushed their way out of him, but he stopp
ed talking about it. If she didn’t want to get into it, he wouldn’t keep needling. Man needed to be dealt with, though. This had been going on for a few months now, so far as he knew, and no one else would stand up for her. Grandpa passed a few years ago, and she had no brothers. Dad’s family didn’t have much to do with them; Bobby wasn’t his son and they never did get along with Momma.

  “How was your day?”

  The question pulled him out of brooding and he looked up with a shrug. “Hotter’n heck. There’s a new dryer in, might be cheap if’n Kenny can fix it up.”

  She shook her head and waved the suggestion off. “I don’t mind using the line. So long as there’s enough hours in the day to get done what I need to, I don’t want a machine doing it for me.”

  She’d said this before, so Bobby nodded and picked up a handful of popcorn. “Probably going out with Jimbo sometime soon.” The popcorn had no butter and a shake of salt, the way he liked it best.

  “You finally tell him about Mandy, then?”

  “Yeah, it done came up.”

  “You tell him I don’t want you coming home drunk. You drink that much, you can sleep on his couch or something.”

  “Yes, ma’am.”

  Reaching over, she cuffed him upside the head with a smirk. “Don’t sass me, boy.”

  He grinned, like he always did. “Sorry, Momma.”

  “I just ain’t cleaning up after you like that, hear?”

  “Yes, Momma.” It happened once. He threw up all over the place. Since then, he kept it down to a drink here and there, mostly to help with the heat. That scolding, combined with things he later discovered he’d done while drunk, put the fear of God in him about alcohol.

  She nodded her satisfaction and picked up dishes. If he didn’t interfere, she’d clean everything up herself. Sometimes he stopped her and sometimes he didn’t. It depended on how much of a pain he thought he’d been in her behind that day. Right now, he figured it reached the level of ‘enough’, so he shooed her off and took care of the dishes himself. After he stacked the last clean dish in the drying rack, he grabbed a beer out of the fridge and walked out to find her sitting on the couch, relaxed and content with the TV on.

  Not wanting to disturb her and uninterested in the show, he went to his room and sat down on the bed, popping open the beer and taking a long drink. His head needed to settle before he’d get to sleep tonight, though it didn’t matter. Tomorrow was his day off. People didn’t need new appliances so much on Tuesdays for some reason he’d never know. Thursdays, too, and he also got that day off.

  That Peterson, he needed to stop bugging Momma. It’d be one thing if she liked it, though that’d be wrong to bust up his family. If she liked it, though, he wouldn’t care because it wouldn’t be any of his business. She didn’t. The more he thought about that man, with his foofy hair and fake smile, his smarmy handshake and suits with ‘funny’ ties, the more he wanted to punch the guy in the face. In fact, he wanted to go do that right this damned minute. Bastard needed to know he did something wrong. Dog craps on the rug, you smack it on the nose.

  He looked over at his clock: only 6:30 yet. The fire of determination got him off the bed. Empty beer bottle in hand, he stalked out. “‘M going out,” he tossed towards the living room. Without waiting for a reply, he headed out the door and walked to the bus stop. Time like this made him wish he had a car or motorcycle, but he didn’t, and getting bothered about it wouldn’t help anything. It was really Peterson’s fault they didn’t have one. He could cut Momma a deal on one, so they could have it for emergencies. Not Mr. Peterson. Employees got paid already. So he said.

  As he walked the two blocks to the bus stop, he imagined that jerk grabbing Momma. Peterson’s face had an oily smirk and Momma shied away. She needed someone to make him stop, because she had too much fear for her job to do it herself. He flung the beer bottle at the sidewalk, the smash of the glass feeding his anger rather than venting it.

  The bus came along shortly after he reached the stop, not giving him time to think more before getting on and swiping his pass. Only a few other people rode it, normal for this neighborhood at this time of day. Even though it had plenty of empty seats, he felt too fidgety and cranky to take one. Instead, he grabbed a pole and stood glowering out the window, watching the scenery go by and thinking more about Momma putting up with Peterson’s sloppy advances. Bastard.

  Not long after it trundled out of his neighborhood, the bus reached the dealership, and he boiled off—a dark cloud looking for someone to storm all over. Peterson could take those hands and shove them where the sun doesn’t shine, and that’s exactly what he would to help the man do. No, Peterson didn’t deserve the word ‘man’.

  Once he reached the lot, it only took him a minute to find that prick, showing some unsuspecting couple around. His navy suit had him sweating up a storm in this flat heat while he tried to get them to pick the expensive car over that cheaper one they seemed more interested in. That his hand touched the woman’s shoulder made Bobby’s blood boil.

  The husband caught sight of him first. The guy put his hands protectively on his young wife, the woman with the rounded belly. It must have been obvious who Bobby headed for, because the guy pulled his wife a few steps out of the way without doing anything else. That movement alerted Peterson. He looked around, then put up a hand in a placating gesture. Bobby ignored it and clocked him across the jaw.

  Back in school, Bobby got into scrapes all the time. Everybody liked to pick on the small kid, even when he bounced up and fought back. He’d thrown plenty of punches in his time, and knew how to do it. Peterson went down. He hit the ground with his ass and stayed there.

  “Who the Hell do you think you are,” Bobby spat at him. “You touch my Momma again, and I’ll come back here and kill you, hear?”

  “Hi, Bobby,” Peterson said with a grimace. Touching his lip, his hand came away with a smear of blood.

  Bobby stood there, ready to kick the prick if he didn’t say something more useful. “She ain’t interested. And if you fire her, you and me are gonna have more words for that, too.”

  Peterson nodded and pulled out a handkerchief to press it against his mouth. “I didn’t—” He stopped when Bobby’s eyes narrowed and his foot twitched. With a gulp, he scrabbled back a few inches. “I hear you. She’s off limits, I got it.”

  It seemed clear he’d say or do anything to not get walloped again. Bobby decided to take the words at face value anyway. “This ain’t the kinda thing that expires, neither.” Now he’d gotten that punch out of his system, he lost his taste for it. Guy gave his word and acted helpless. He didn’t beat guys when they were already down. It reminded him too much of some of his own beatings. He needed another beer.

  “Yeah, yeah, I get you.” Peterson wobbled to his feet and flashed an apologetic smile at the young couple. “Sorry, folks. Little personal squabble, that’s all.”

  Bobby shut his mouth and glared at Peterson another few seconds, then turned and stalked away. Nowhere would serve him alcohol except home, and he didn’t want Momma to see him all frothed up like this. He stuffed his hands in his pockets and let his feet carry him. Peterson got what he deserved, and things would be better for Momma from here. Now what? No idea. If he still had Mandy, he’d go to her place.

  But he didn’t. Since last Monday night when she dumped him, he’d been ignoring that. She was just gone for a week or two, he told himself, and things would be alright. He didn’t have to tell Momma—she overheard them arguing and Mandy told her straight up about it. Momma had been nice to her, that’s what she said. She deserved to know the truth, instead of whatever he’d tell her. Because, obviously, he would lie.

  Now that Jimbo knew, it hit home and couldn’t be ignored anymore. They dated for seven months, and in that time, she never told him he was dumb, no matter what he said. They went to the park sometimes and stared up at the stars and she’d talk his ear off for an hour, her voice a soothing drone that erased whatever worries
he fretted over. The sex had been great, too.

  She walked up and said something. He remembered it as clearly as yesterday. One warm summer day thirteen months ago, he sat out back at the store on his lunch break. This girl went past with two friends and smiled at him. Sunlight glinted off her long blonde hair. Short shorts showed off bronzed legs with the right amount of meat for his tastes. He smiled back to be polite. They went on their way, then she returned five minutes later by herself. Her red shirt had the top three buttons undone, enough to give him an eyeful.

  Before that day, he’d dated four girls. None of those lasted more than three dates. All of them picked him out of pity for the little guy with the bloody nose or black eye. Mandy never saw that. She saw the guy with a regular job, who could pick her up and would sit through dumb romance movies. He did whatever she wanted, believing he could never hope to find another girl half as pretty who’d let him anywhere near her. It helped that she pushed her breasts in his face that day, and gave him her real phone number.

  Having walked a fair distance, he climbed up out of his reverie to see where he’d gotten to and didn’t recognize the area. He saw a gas station ahead, at least. Inside, he asked the guy working the register where he could find the nearest bus stop and got himself a Coke since he couldn’t buy a beer. He waited a good ten minutes for the bus to show up, and went straight to bed when he got home a half hour later.

  Chapter 2

  Bobby sat on the porch, too hot to care about anything more than how he probably ought to be wearing shorts instead of jeans. His glass of lemonade had only been sitting there with him for maybe ten minutes, but it was already tepid, the ice gone so fast he almost missed it being there by just blinking. What he wouldn’t give right now for someone to just walk up and douse him with a supersoaker full of ice. He spent his day off mostly feeling sorry for himself, with a little light housework thrown in. A few things needed fixing, so he fixed them, the best he could do to take his mind off things.