Depravicus

by Ray Gordon

  "We shouldn't be taking our clothes off," the blonde said firmly. "It's not right to take our clothes off in the woods in front of a strange man."

  That was true. "But I'm a man of the cloth," Will returned. "I'm a priest. Surely you know that priests are..."

  "I know what they're like," the dark-haired girl broke in. "I've read about priests in the Sunday papers."

  "Ah, yes..." Will breathed uneasily. "Don't always believe what the papers say."

  "Priests spank choirboys' bottoms."

  "I know they do. I mean... Goodness me, I've never spanked a choirboy's bottom." He'd thrashed many a girl's naked buttocks. "I thought you wanted me to show you what Entercock does to little girls?"

  "All right," the blonde sighed. "As you're a priest, I suppose it'll be OK." It would be a dream come true.

  As they pulled their panties down, revealing the tops of their tightly closed sex slits, Will gasped. He'd not been expecting the beautiful sight that met his wide eyes. Both girls had shaved their vulval flesh. Focusing on their vaginal cracks framed within the V formed by the tops of their thighs, he reckoned he was in for an hour or so of rampant sex. But this was all too good to be true, he thought, wondering when the hag-bag would pounce. Girls didn't just strip off in front of priests, did they?

  "I see you've shaved," he said, his eyes darting between the smooth flesh of the pretty girls' swollen love lips. "You both have beautiful bodies."

  "Show us what Entercock does to girls," the blonde said, standing before him as he fidgeted uneasily on the grass.

  "Well, he..." Gazing at their pussies only inches from his face, he leaned forward. "He kisses girls, like this," he said, pressing his lips against the soft, warm flesh of the blonde's vaginal lips.

  "Ooh," she squealed. "I like that."

  "Show me how he does it," the dark girl said, thrusting her hips forward and offering him her creamy crack.

  Licking the sex of each girl in turn, tasting their warm vaginal cream, Will didn't care whether this was a trap or not. Alternating his pussy licking between each girl, he lapped their juices, his cock twitching as he savoured the aphrodisiacal taste of them. Who was conning whom? Eyeing their ripe clitorises, he sucked one and then the other, stiffening the protrusions of female pleasure as his pupils gasped and trembled above him. They weren't virgins, he was sure.

  "You said Entercock makes girls suck his penis," the dark girl gasped as her clitoris swelled within his mouth.

  "That's right," Will grinned, looking up at her suckable tits. "In the woods. He lies on the ground and they have to kiss each other with his knob between their lips."

  "That's terrible."

  "It is," Will agreed, his swollen knob in dire need of a hot wet mouth - or two.

  "What sort of girls would do that to a priest?"

  "Ordinary girls. After a while they like doing it."

  "I think we'd better try it so we can discover just how terrible it is."

  "A most wise decision, my child," Will grinned, reclining on the grass. "I'd even go as far as to say, a decision most wise."

  Settling beside him, they pulled his cassock up over his stomach and gazed in awe at his erect cock, his balls heaving within their hairy sac. Both grabbing the root of his solid organ, they yanked his foreskin back and examined his purple sex sphere. Will closed his eyes as the not-so-innocent girls toyed with his twitching manhood, stroked his balls. Wondering where his first load of spunk would end up, he breathed deeply as the girls opened his sperm-slit and peered into his urethral tube. They were inquisitive little tarts, he mused as fingertips ran around the moist rim of his swollen helmet.

  Their glossed lips meeting in a passionate kiss with the purple globe of his knob between their pretty mouths, Will shuddered and writhed as their tongues ran over the silky-smooth surface of his glans. This was the life, he mused, looking up at the sun twinkling through the foliage of the trees high above him. Lying on the ground in the woods with two naked girls sucking his cock... What more could a randy priest want? Apart from giving them a good anal tonguing followed by a rectal fucking and a bowel spunking and damned good facial and...

  "He's so big," one of the girls breathed. Will could feel their saliva running down the shaft of his cock and trickling over his ball as they licked his swollen knob. A tongue exploring his hairy scrotum, his knob absorbing the wet heat at the back of a girl's throat, he gasped as his penis twitched as the birth of his orgasm stirred. Shuddering as both girls lapped at his globe, their tongues snaking around his purple helmet, he knew he was about to shoot his spunk over their angelic faces.

  "Don't come yet," the dark-haired girl said, squatting over Will's face. Leaning forward, she licked his rolling balls as her friend moved behind her and parted the lips of her pussy. Gazing in awe at the girl's yawning vaginal crack hovering above his face, Will pushed his tongue out and lapped up her flowing juices of teenage lust as the girl lowered her naked body and forced her inner cuntal flesh hard against his mouth. Her pussy-milk was hot and lubricious, streaming over Will's face as her friend parted her buttocks and exposed her anus.

  "Lick her bum," the blonde ordered, opening her friend's anal hole with slender fingers. Will buried his face between her buttocks as she sucked his swollen cock-head into her mouth. Doing his best not to pump out his spunk, he tongue-fucked the girl's anal canal, delighting in the illicit union as her naked body squirmed and writhed above him. "Now suck her clitoris," the blonde nymph said. Sucking the dark-haired girl's clitoris into his wet mouth, running his tongue over the sensitive tip of her sex button, Will watched in amazement as the blonde pushed a finger deep into her friend's bottom. The girl's delicate anal tissue stretched around the blonde's finger, it was too much for Will. Unable to hold back no longer, his spunk coursing along his shaft, jetting from the tip, he lifted his hips and thrust his glans to the back of the girl's throat.

  The girl's clitoris swelling, pulsating beneath Will's sweeping tongue, she breathed heavily through her nose as her own orgasm ripped through her trembling body. Watching the blonde's chocolaty finger pistoning her friend's rectal duct, Will shuddered violently as he filled the girl's gobbling mouth with his spunk. On and on his flow of orgasmic cream jetted from his throbbing knob as he mouth-fucked the little beauty. Sucking on his orgasming glans, swallowing hard, the girl drank from Will's twitching cock until she'd drained his heavy balls. Shuddering as her climax began to wane, she collapsed over Will's trembling body, gently sucking his deflating knob as her friend slipped her finger out of her bottom-hole.

  Wondering where Father Kosher and the Reverend Mother were, Will watched the blonde lapping her friend's exposed anus, trying to push her tongue deep into her rectal duct. This was the way to spend an afternoon, he mused as the dark-haired girl suckled on his knob. Enjoying a couple of naked lesbians, his balls empty... His penis beginning to inflate as the girl's tongued his sperm-slit, he wondered which of the two hairless pussies to drive his organ into. Perhaps it was best to impale one and then the other, he thought. Share and share alike.

  Hearing twigs cracking underfoot, Will jumped as he heard the Reverend Mother's voice in the distance. "He'll not be far away," she said.

  "God," Will breathed, trying to push the naked girl off as she suckled on his wet cock.

  "It's all right," the blonde smiled. "They won't find us here."

  "I can't take any risks," Will breathed the distant voices grew louder.

  "Come on," the dark girl said, gathering her clothes and crawling into the bushes.

  Following the blonde as she joined her friend, Will looked about him. They were in a small clearing in the bushes, an ideal place not only to hide but to have sex. Noticing a rope and a leather whip beneath a bush, he grinned. This was obviously their little love nest, he thought, wondering what other sexual equipment they'd stashed in the bushes. He could just see a pair of handcuffs beneath the bush, and decided to spend the rest of the afternoon engaged in a rampant session of sexual ac
tivities.

  "Entercock is a bastard," the Reverend Mother hissed, stopping a few yards from the bushes.

  "I really don't think you should swear," Father Kosher said.

  "Swear? I'll fucking swear when I get my hands on that cunt's balls."

  "Oh, Reverend Mother! Goodness me, I've never heard such vile language."

  "Don't be ridiculous. Of course you have."

  "No, I haven't. Never in my life..."

  "Well, you've heard it now. I know he's around here somewhere. What sort of girls did you get to trap him? They're obviously useless. The idea was to get them to have sex with Entercock. I thought you said they're promiscuous."

  "They were the last time I... I mean, I think they are. At least, I thought they were."

  "Promiscuous, my fanny."

  "Oh, Reverend Mother. What are you saying?"

  "I'm saying that we've failed in our mission to trap Entercock. This is the second time he's given me the slip."

  "I can't cope with failure."

  "Neither can I. Come on, we'll keep searching."

  Grinning, Will gazed at the girls' naked bodies as the hag-bag and Kosher wandered back towards the church. Watching as the blonde mouthed and sucked her friend's erect nipple, he felt his penis fully stiffen. The time was nearing for another shag, he knew as the dark-haired girl reclined on the soft grass and parted her thighs. Her vagina gaping, the pink petals of her inner labia unfurling, she breathed deeply as her lesbian lover settled between her legs and lapped her flowing juices.

  "Entercock sounds like an interesting man," the blonde breathed as she tongued her friend's sex.

  "He certainly is," Will smiled. "His forte is anal sex."

  "Really?"

  "Oh, yes. He has a reputation second to none when it comes to anal sex. Many a girl has had Entercock up her bottom."

  "I wish you'd stop rabbiting and lick my clit," the dark girl complained.

  Relaxing and enjoying the lesbian show, Will mulled over his plans. Thinking that it might be an idea to invite the horny lesbians to his bar, he pondered selling their curvaceous bodies for illicit sex. Or dress them as nuns and have them help him in his church. Josie wouldn't be too pleased at having her lounge turned into a church. Neither would she be pleased to discover a fully-operational bar in her dining room. Two months, Will mused, somewhat fearful of her returning and blowing her top. But they weren't married, he reflected. They didn't have a certificate of marital hell. Fuck, he thought, wondering whether the bar had been such a good idea after all.

  Trying not to think about it, he watched the dark-haired girl turn over and position her naked body on all fours. Projecting her firm buttocks, her anal hole completely exposed, she rested her head on the ground. This might be interesting, Will thought, his cock in dire need of another spunk-gushing orgasm.

  "Use the vibrator," the girl ordered her friend, reaching behind her back and yanking the firm globes of her buttocks wide apart. Reaching beneath the bush, the blonde grabbed a huge vibrator. She seemed oblivious to Will as she switched the device on and pushed the buzzing tip hard against her friend's brown anal ring. As the vibrator sank deep into the little nymph's rectal tract, it appeared that they'd both forgotten he was there. But that suited Will, for the time being. Once they'd had enough of abusing each other's naked bodies, he'd move in, cock in hand, foreskin retracted, balls fully loaded...

  Hearing a rustling sound in the bushes, Will frowned and looked about him. This was typical, he thought, wondering who was lurking in the undergrowth. Some bastard has to go sneaking around just when the lessie show was becoming interesting. There again, it might not have been any old bastard, he reflected. Josie had mentioned a girl hovering in the lane, the Reverend Slagger and the Bishop were out to nail him, and git-face Kosher seemed have joined forces with the enemy. No peace for the obscene, Will thought as the bushes rustled again.

  "Do my arse hard," the dark-haired girl breathed as her friend thrust the buzzing vibrator deeper into her rectal tract. Will was torn between watching the lewd act and keeping his eye on the bushes. "Aren't you going to join in?" the girl asked, her anal sphincter muscles gripping the huge phallus. Eyeing the taut tissue of her anus stretched around the plastic dildo, Will crawled across the grass and settled behind the girl. The blonde moving aside, he grabbed the vibrator and twisted the massive shaft, sending electrifying sensations through the quivering girl.

  "Here," the blonde grinned, passing Will another vibrator. "You don't want to neglect her pussy."

  "I certainly don't," Will grinned. "I've never neglected a pussy in my life and I don't intend to start now."

  Parting the dark girl's hairless vagina lips, Will switched the second vibrator on and thrust the device deep into the tight sheath of her hot cunt. Her oily vaginal lips stretched tautly around the plastic phallus, she gasped as Will double pistoned her sex cylinders. Her juices of lust spraying from her bloated hole, splattering her inner thighs, she dug her fingernails into the soft grass as the birth of her orgasm stirred deep within her.

  "Try these handcuffs on," the blonde said, pulling Will hands behind his back.

  "Oh, but... I thought..."

  "Then we can have some real fun," she giggled, cuffing his wrists. "Lie on your back and I'll suck your cock."

  "All right," he said eagerly. "What about the vibrators sticking out of your friend's holes?"

  "I'll just cuff your ankles together, like this. There, now you can't move."

  "We've got you now, Entercock," the dark-haired girl chuckled, slipping the vibrators out of her inflamed sex holes and lifting his cassocks up over his stomach. "Now we'll torture your cock."

  "But I'm not Entercock," Will said, frowning at the beauties.

  "Oh yes you are," the blonde hissed. "You used us."

  "Bollocks," Will said, struggling to free himself.

  "Right," the dark girl said, clambering to her feet and grabbing her clothes. "I'll go and get Father Kosher and the Reverend Mother."

  "What?" Will gasped.

  "Now we've trapped you we're going to turn you in."

  "Turn me in?"

  "Go and get Kosher," the blonde said. "I'll thrash his balls with a stick to while away the time."

  As the dark girl ran off Will watched the horny blonde take a long stick from the ground. This was a right mess, he reflected as she raised the stick above her head. Once Kosher and the Reverend Slagger arrived, he'd be doomed. Without Josie to look after him, he'd got himself into deep shit. He'd end up in prison, he was sure as the stick swished through the air and landed across the limp shaft of his cock. "Argh!" he cried as the stick flailed his penis again. "That fucking hurts!" There was evil reflected in the girl's blue eyes as she raised the stick above her head again. Fuck, he thought. He'd come face to face with the Devil's daughter. "Argh!" Forgive me, Father, for I have... "Argh!"

  Chapter Four

  Finally making it home, Will grabbed a can of lager from the fridge. His thrashed cock aching, he swore to get even with the young slags. Downright trickery, he thought, thanking God that the dark-haired tart hadn't returned with Kosher and the Reverend Mother. If he'd been caught in the woods with his cock out... It didn't bear thinking about. The blonde had finally assumed that her friend wasn't coming back and had released Will after an hour of severe penile abuse. Whipping his cock to several massive orgasms with the stick, she'd only halted the torture when his reddened dick would no longer stiffen. She was in for a severe thrashing, he reflected as the phone rang.

  "Will, how are you?" Josie asked as he answered.

  "Fine, fine," he replied with a chuckle.

  "Moscow's a lovely place."

  "Yes, I'm sure it is."

  "Are you all right? You sound different."

  "No, no, I'm fine. Was your flight all right?"

  "What have you been up to, Will?" she asked, suspicion reflected in her voice.

  "Oh, this and that," he chortled.

  "I know that false
laugh of yours," she returned. "Have you done anything illegal?"

  "Illegal? Good grief."

  "Come on, out with it."

  "I've only just put it away. Er... I've been working in the garden, messing around with the computer and..."

  "You're hiding something from me, Will. I know you of old. Now, tell me what you've been doing."

  "I haven't been doing anything, sweetness."

  "How many orgasms have you had since I left?"

  "About eight... I mean..."

  "Have you been wanking again?"

  "Yes, yes I have. But I've only had pictures of you in my mind, my angel of carnal lust."

  "Who was she, Will?"

  "Who, dearest? To whom do you refer?"

  "I'm referring to the slag you've screwed."

  "She's about... Josie, I really can't believe the horrific depths of your distrust. To suggest that I've been fucking two girls in the woods is despicable."

  "I didn't suggest anything of the kind."

  "Ah, er..."

  "Where did you meet these girls?"

  "I... I didn't meet any girls. I've been working extremely hard in the garden. The fire was brilliant."

  "Fire? What fire?"

  "Er... Weeds and rubbish. I had a bonfire. By the way, the Reverend Mother's back."

  "Really?"

  "Yes, ensconced in the convent."

  "You're to keep away from her, Will. And the convent. You're to stay well away. Do you understand?"

  "Of course, my little pinken petal."

  "Look, I have to go. I'll ring you this evening."

  "Right you are, my little bowl of flowers."

  "Oh, I almost forgot. You know I was talking about having the Welsh dresser French polished?"

  "Er... Yes."

  "There's a man calling to do it tomorrow morning."

  "Oh. Why didn't you mention it earlier?"

  "What with preparing for the trip, I forgot all about it. He knows what to do, so just keep out of his way and let him get on with it."

  "I've heard that some of these French polishers make a right mess of antiques."